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Why the Internet was invented...

I love the Internet, and here's why:
http://www.houstontexans.com/cheerleaders/Cheerleader.asp?cheerleader_id=47

That's right: you, too, can be a perv from long-distance.

She's 19?  Seriously?  I'm old enough to be her father?  That almost makes me feel dirty.  Almost.

Randi?  Call me.  I'll take you to places that make PF Chang's look like dog food.  Oh, but do you mind if I bring Darcy along?

XOXOXOX,

bfd

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BFD has...
...no change with Randi.
0 votes
...no freakin' chance ever with Randi.
1 votes
...no idea what to do with Randi.
3 votes
...wood.
12 votes

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twins
and one's favorite show is The Price Is Right, and the other's is Wheel of Fortune?

Can you say Golddiggers, anyone?....Bueller?....Bueller?

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Nov 18, 2007 11:33 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Randi
Her favorite TV show is "The Girls Next Door."  'Nuff said.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Nov 15, 2007 9:09 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

19
Ha...I'm only old enough to be her pervish older brother.  That's much better.

by MDC on Nov 15, 2007 9:12 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Plus
You're in Arkie, so it would be totally OK.
We can be critical of the draft picks, but in the end we always support the new Texan.

by Shake on Nov 15, 2007 11:40 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

It would be
encouraged, even.

by MDC on Nov 15, 2007 12:20 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Matt told me
He heard she was a virgin, and if she's not good enough for her own family, she's not good enough for him.
1Texan

by 1Texan on Nov 16, 2007 8:31 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

If Randi is 19
then I'm 11.  And I'd still stick it in her.

And you're right, the internet was invented exactly for this.  And for people with golden shower fetishes.  I mean.....you know....normal porn interests.  shit

by BigTexBD on Nov 17, 2007 4:57 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

facial
I dunno, man, that's actually what my sister looked like at 19.  We ain't exactly twins, my sister and I.

Though, I admit your post made me LOL.  OKLUVYABYEBYE!

by bigfatdrunk on Nov 17, 2007 6:42 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Rectal Fisting
Why the hell didn't you bring your sister to Jimmie's Place?  Jerk.

by MDC on Nov 17, 2007 9:07 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

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