Dear Mickey Loomis

by bigfatdrunk on Nov 18, 2007 5:03 PM CST

Dear Mickey Loomis (Executive Vice President/General Manager, New Orleans Saints),

Allow me to be blunt: you should be fired over your selection of Reggie Bush over....well, anybody else.

After watching today's game against the Houston Juggernauts, it's woefully apparent that Bush is not capable of being a RB in the NFL. After all, rushing 14 times for 23 yards (discounting the trash 11 yard gain when the holding penalty was declined) is an embarrassment to professional football. I'm pretty sure any of the Texan cheerleaders could've put up similar numbers, and the players would actually enthusiastically tackle them.

And that Mario Williams' bitch is so incredibly super sucky should not be a surprise. Most of us knew he wouldn't be a capable pro RB after watching him in college.

I apologize for being so harsh. Colston has worked out well for you. But taking a middling third down running back with a first round pick is inexcusable. I'm sure you could've gotten Michael Turner the Burner and a 2nd rounder for that pick.

XOXOXOX,
Your BFF,
bigfatdrunk

KLUVYABYEBYE!

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angry pirate

BTW, I am sincerely curious as to if, now that the juggernaut is back to .500, some of the fair-weathered fans trickle back to the site.

I mean, THE Jerry Coons? Liston? Hellooooooo? Anybody there?

Nice job on the game thread, btw.

by bigfatdrunk on Nov 18, 2007 5:10 PM CST reply actions

Fairweather...

I've got "battered fan syndrome" - they've hurt me so much, no matter what they do I'll still come back for more.

Tell me again why I follow sports?

by DisplacedTexan on Nov 18, 2007 6:30 PM CST up reply actions

donkey punch

Far, far superior than being a fair-weathered fan, however.

I mean, jeebus, I still call em the Oilers. If that's not a sign of abuse (and mental trauma, natch), I don't know what is.

by bigfatdrunk on Nov 18, 2007 7:12 PM CST up reply actions

re: Signs of abuse

Another one just might be the flagrant posting of words and phrases to help move BRB up the porn searches on the Google. BFD and I will continue to research this topic.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go give my dog Sanchez a shower. That damn dog got all dirty again while playing out in the yard with a rusty 'ol trombone, which isn't the same golden color that it used to be.

On to the research, BFD. Feel free to Google "Mickey Loomis golden shower dirty sanchez rusty trombone donkey punch".

We can be critical of the draft picks, but in the end we always support the new Texan.

by Shake on Nov 19, 2007 7:32 AM CST up reply actions