Houston 24, Oakland 17

by Tim on Nov 4, 2007 6:51 PM CST in News

Who needs a Battle of the Unbeatens when The Dayne Train is rolling down the tracks? Much more later, but this "W" is as big as the collar around Josh McCown's neck. And if Dunta isn't lost for the year, we should all begin tithing in earnest.

Final box score here.

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hmmm...

I don't know what tithing is, but if it's anything like enthusiastic masturbating, I am so frickin' there.

by bigfatdrunk on Nov 4, 2007 8:24 PM CST reply actions

heh

more google keywords fun:

masturbating tithing texans enthusiastic

BRB will be on top of the porn search queries in no time at all!

by bigfatdrunk on Nov 4, 2007 8:26 PM CST up reply actions

Face Rape

I'm content in knowing that come the end of the year, regardless of how the team's season turned out, we will all be able to celebrate knowing that we accomplished our #1 goal in this community.

Also, next time you're out to eat and you tell the waitress you want your salad thoroughly tossed....let her choose which dressing. It's the polite thing to do.

We can be critical of the draft picks, but in the end we always support the new Texan.

by Shake on Nov 5, 2007 7:51 AM CST up reply actions

more rusty trombone with my dirty sanchez

Watching it, Ron Dayne looks...different. I mean different in the sense that a normal RB runs the ball like he did today versus the zombie who inhabited his body the first eight weeks.

not that zombies are bad.

BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES!

1Tex, that last google line is for you.

by bigfatdrunk on Nov 4, 2007 8:53 PM CST reply actions

Filipino Tranny Porn

Would today count a pyrrhic victory?

Regardless of how he played today, methinks our best bet at RB this season still has a freakishly long name.

by MDC on Nov 4, 2007 9:03 PM CST up reply actions

Personally

I think the official spelling should mandatorily be Dayne Trayne (per the game thread).

by knave64 on Nov 4, 2007 9:04 PM CST reply actions

Re: Dayne Trayne

So it is written, so it shall be done. Breaking this law shall result in a fine of not less than 500 Schrutebucks.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Nov 4, 2007 9:28 PM CST up reply actions

Megan Manful

says Dunta tore his hamstring, which will make him done for the season, as that will require surgery. She also said Dunta thought he damaged his ACL, which depending on the grade of the injury might require surgery (a grade 1 being a minor sprain, 2 being almost full tear and possibly requiring surgery and 3 a full tear and requiring surgery).

by Triple347 on Nov 4, 2007 9:05 PM CST reply actions