Silly me. I thought we'd heard the last of pitbulls for awhile with Michael Vick getting sentenced yesterday. I had forgotten that Jerome Mathis has a moral obligation to do something so idiotic that it literally blows the mind of every Texans fan (all 15 of us) at least once a season. Naturally, Mr. Glass didn't disappoint.
Pitbulls on the loose? People running for cover? Police officers shooting pepper spray at dogs to no avail? One officer actually firing off a freaking shot to ward off one of the dogs? Did the apocalypse start and I just didn't get the memo?