As I bask in the afterglow of another ten (10) win season for my alma mater, I stumbled across this headline:

Ex-UCLA coach on Texans' offensive coordinator list

Zuh?  Did I miss something?  Karl Dorrell?  The same dude who was repeatedly (and justifiably, I think) lambasted by damn near (and I would have no objection to removing the "damn near," lest my undying loyalty to The Forty Acres) the best blog on SB Nation?

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!  Unfortunately, I can make no claim as to the origin of the piano key necktie.  But I can say this:  Your Houston Texans would be nuts to make Karl Dorrell their offensive coordinator.