Open Gameday Thread--Texans v. Panthers

yea!

As opposed to the last time I did this with you, I can watch the game on line now in El Salvador! Thank the television gods for inventing Sling Box! Now you and the game will be on screen at the same time! Best of both worlds. I think the Texans prove themselves today. Best wishes to them!

1Texan

by 1Texan on Sep 16, 2007 11:02 AM CDT reply actions

Re: Slingbox

Might be the greatest invention in the history of mankind. Glad to hear that you'll get to watch the Texans today.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions

NE Commies

Freaking philadelphia. I swear... the Eagles play Monday night and I think the bars around here would show old eagles games instead of the sunday line-up if they could.

WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions

Re: Philly

That sucks. Though rarely a day goes by that I don't thank my lucky stars that I live in H-Town, it's stuff like this that makes me think I couldn't survive elsewhere. I'd start shaking if a Sunday arrived that saw me having to go without the Texans game.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions

Re: no Texans on Sunday

So, uh, how do you handle the bye week? Indications are you shake.

by knave64 on Sep 16, 2007 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions

Re: Coping

I shake. And drink. Which you'd think would help with the shaking, but it does nothing.

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by Tim on Sep 17, 2007 9:26 AM CDT up reply actions

I can relate

The Texans are ALMOST NEVER on TV here in San Antonio. They are today, and were last week too, but if they start losing again, the local TV Cowbaby ass-kissers will start showing other games instead. Sucks out loud.

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions

Whoever Had Week Two

In the "When Chris Berman Will Bust Out Matt 'Stump The' Schaub" pool wins. That clown just did it on NFL Countdown.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 11:39 AM CDT reply actions

ok

I just popped open my first cold one...why am I so spoked up for this game?! Must be the Williams/Peppers showdown.

1Texan

by 1Texan on Sep 16, 2007 11:47 AM CDT reply actions

Delhomme

did they just say he may be on his way out?

1Texan

by 1Texan on Sep 16, 2007 11:57 AM CDT reply actions

Didn't Hear That

But I assume they were talking about Zoolander being there if he slips up.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions

Brian Baldinger

Just said that history doesn't teach us anything. Awesome.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 12:00 PM CDT reply actions

He was also

praising Mario on NFLN last night. You know, after blasting him as "not having fast twitch muscles" last season.

His pinky frightens me.

Is it too early to hook Jacoby Jones up with Darcy Maeda?

by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions

On number 2 now

Thanks for the tailgate party before the game!

1Texan

by 1Texan on Sep 16, 2007 12:03 PM CDT reply actions

Nice return

But a dipshit hold.

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 12:05 PM CDT reply actions

Grr

complete to Leach for no gain.

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 12:05 PM CDT reply actions

3 and 10

first real test

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 12:06 PM CDT reply actions

#92 for Carolina

got a nice Trap on him

by Triple347 on Sep 16, 2007 12:06 PM CDT reply actions

Terrible Effing Spot

On 4th down. But the offense is moving the ball well. And that illegal procedure call was BS as well.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 12:10 PM CDT reply actions

penalties

penalties are killing us

1Texan

by 1Texan on Sep 16, 2007 12:12 PM CDT reply actions

Petey

Just fell down on that Steve Smith catch.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 12:15 PM CDT reply actions

Move Dunta

I know he doesn't switch sides normally - but the Carolina WR corps is Steve Smith and everyone else. Put Dunta on him every play.

WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions

yea

agree

1Texan

by 1Texan on Sep 16, 2007 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions

Jebus

What else could Petey have done on that Smith catch? He had zero help.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions

Not just 1 catch

Granted I can't see the game so i don't know what the play looked like. But Pete just isn't going to be able to stay with Smith. Dunta, I think, can

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by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions

Mario Almost Got to Delhomme

Damned lucky catch by King there.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 12:18 PM CDT reply actions

Petey

Showing his colors

1Texan

by 1Texan on Sep 16, 2007 12:22 PM CDT reply actions

Petey

should not be on an island against Smith

by Triple347 on Sep 16, 2007 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions

Petey

should be on an island with anyone. Ever. He couldn't cover Tim.

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions

Ever

If the Texans are going to persist with Faggins v. Smith, safety help has to be present at all times.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions

Too bad this isn't college

Or I'd tell Petey to just push Smith over anytime he's about to get burned and take the 15 yard penalty.

WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions

By "safety"...

I hope you mean "sniper."

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions

We Have to Challenge That Fumble by Daniels

But we're going to lose. That ball was loose.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 12:28 PM CDT reply actions

I am not happy.

No, sir. Not happy at all. In fact, I'm doing my best not to punch the computer.

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions

Inauspicious start.

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by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions

Owens

I thought he was down

1Texan

by 1Texan on Sep 16, 2007 12:29 PM CDT reply actions

ok

owen

1Texan

by 1Texan on Sep 16, 2007 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions

Challenge

Will not be turned over, I'm afraid.

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 12:30 PM CDT reply actions

This...

is just what we didn't need.

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 12:32 PM CDT reply actions

DeMeco!

The run defense looks good.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 12:32 PM CDT reply actions

Good run D

Now don't fall down on the upcoming play-action, jerks.

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 12:33 PM CDT reply actions

There it is

A two TD deficit already. Kubes has can't let this get the Texans down. We don't need a defeatist attitude now.

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 12:33 PM CDT reply actions

Faggins

Just tackled like my mom. That's inexcusable. He isn't anywhere near competent to cover Steve Smith. Or me.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 12:33 PM CDT reply actions

Jesus

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 12:33 PM CDT reply actions

This is retarded.

WHY IS PETEY ON SMITH?! WHY IS PETEY EVEN ON THE FIELD?!?! OR THE TEAM?!?!?!

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions

No no no no

I'm having flashbacks.

WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 12:34 PM CDT reply actions

Still early

They can come back. They just need to focus and work hard.

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 12:34 PM CDT reply actions

Even better

I just realized that I started Schaub instead of Delhomme in my league this week. F me.

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 12:35 PM CDT reply actions

The Schaub!

For 33 to 'Dre.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions

Call me crazy...

but Leach is WAY too involved in our offense right now.

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions

Could be worse

My buddy's playing a guy w/ the Delhomme-Smith connection on his team. Not pretty.

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by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions

I HAVE SMITH!

I'm just an idiot.

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions

Time

to get the ball to Jacoby Jones...or Andre.

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 12:36 PM CDT reply actions

There we go!

by Triple347 on Sep 16, 2007 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions

sweet

schaub...ok he may look disabled, but he can sure play!

1Texan

by 1Texan on Sep 16, 2007 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions

wasn't it Leach

or was it Jameel Cook who fumbled last year against the Really Tall people?

Who cares! Andre just scored!!!!!!!

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 12:38 PM CDT reply actions

Fook Yeah!

Schaub to Dre for a TD! Unbelievable poise by Schaub to make that throw.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 12:38 PM CDT reply actions

AJ!!!!!!!!

I just cried tears of joy. Do you think when they connect on passes like that, angels get their wings?

WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 12:38 PM CDT reply actions

only...

..if a bell rings at the same time.

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions

Yes.

Yes, I do.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions

only 1:16

to score the TD! We have an offense this season!

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 12:38 PM CDT reply actions

Let's Go D!

Time to answer. And by "answer," I mean "don't allow Faggins near Smith."

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 12:39 PM CDT reply actions

Now...

let's get a turnover. Preferably, as Mario removes Jake's skull.

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 12:40 PM CDT reply actions

then

we get a chance at Zoolander...

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions

Beating David Carr...

is like trying to get lucky with the class slut after she's had 14 shots of tequila. And a roofie.

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions

I picked

The Baby Horses to beat the Titans in my survivor pool...

Just my luck VY will go off huge and get the upset.

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 12:41 PM CDT reply actions

Tasker

just referred to Maddox as "the linebacker."

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 12:41 PM CDT reply actions

that could have been

a late hit called on 97. But glad the call was against Smith. Now we need a sack...

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 12:42 PM CDT reply actions

Dunta Is On Smith Now

Nice adjustment, albeit 2 TDs late.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 12:43 PM CDT reply actions

Super

Mario!!!

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 12:43 PM CDT reply actions

Mario!

Almost decapitataed DeAngelo Williams.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 12:43 PM CDT reply actions

Curse you regional coverage

Instead of seeing the high-flying antics of the Schaub Show... i'm treated to the agonizing image of a AARP-age Farve throwing stupid picks and the equally incompetent Eli... being Eli.

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by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 12:43 PM CDT reply actions

Dunta

was on Smith there. 'Bout time.

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 12:43 PM CDT reply actions

MARIO!

Just jacked DW up.

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 12:44 PM CDT reply actions

draw didn't

work! We have a defense too this year!

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 12:45 PM CDT reply actions

here

we go

1Texan

by 1Texan on Sep 16, 2007 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions

DEEE--

FENSE!

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 12:45 PM CDT reply actions

3 and Out

Way to stand up, D. Now it's JJ Time.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 12:45 PM CDT reply actions

that block

could have been called "in the back"

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 12:45 PM CDT reply actions

Punt, bitches.

boo yah.

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 12:45 PM CDT reply actions

2 yard

loss! Crap!

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 12:46 PM CDT reply actions

Still

better than a Smith TD

WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions

short

passes will work too. Andre is a beast!

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 12:47 PM CDT reply actions

Umm...

Batman is not faster than Peppers and Thomas Davis. FYI.

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 12:47 PM CDT reply actions

After One Quarter

It's 14-7, Carolina. 3rd and 6 for the Texans.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 12:47 PM CDT reply actions

down by seven

still early and a first down to Putzier. We're threatening again

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 12:50 PM CDT reply actions

great fake

on the bootleg, almost overthrew Owen though

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 12:50 PM CDT reply actions

I Effing Love Matt Schaub

What a play call on that playaction.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 12:50 PM CDT reply actions

almost a first down

on that run by AG

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 12:51 PM CDT reply actions

Big First Down

On 3rd and 1. You can see the Texans getting into their flow.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 12:52 PM CDT reply actions

Dayne

looked slow as hell on that loss

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 12:52 PM CDT reply actions

Throws to 5 recievers

It's like he sees the game and makes his reads. I'm really weirded out by this. And I feel dirty in my Carr jersey.

WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 12:53 PM CDT reply actions

damn

do we need to take up a collection for you...and get you in Battle Red...#90

1Texan

by 1Texan on Sep 16, 2007 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions

Going for It on 4th Down

Kubes has big balls. I love it.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 12:54 PM CDT reply actions

incomplete

and almost a sack. DC would have had to eat the ball if he was still here

looks like we're going for it. Love the nerve.

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 12:54 PM CDT reply actions

I'm glad

we have Mike Sherman as the OC. Looks really good to see a variety in the plays.

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 12:56 PM CDT reply actions

way to

break tackles Owen!

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 12:57 PM CDT reply actions

Fook Yeah

I love The Schaub. And great catch by OD!

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 12:57 PM CDT reply actions

The Schaub Giveth

And then he taketh away. That was poor.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 12:57 PM CDT reply actions

what happend?

that's turnover #2! The pass was underthrown.

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by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 12:58 PM CDT reply actions

Schuab

he has problems going left

1Texan

by 1Texan on Sep 16, 2007 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions

visions of

Zoolander last year...

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 12:58 PM CDT reply actions

We're Challenging the INT?

Did Lucas not have control?

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 1:00 PM CDT reply actions

Replay Seems

To show the ball hit the ground. We might just get bailed out here.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions

that is not a catch

by Triple347 on Sep 16, 2007 1:01 PM CDT reply actions

2nd challenge already?

That was not a catch!!!

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:01 PM CDT reply actions

If we get this one right...

... we get another challenge right?

WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions

Believe So

We don't lose a TO either.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions

I take back

what I said about Schaub and visions of DC...

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:01 PM CDT reply actions

New Life, Baby!

Call gets overturned.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 1:02 PM CDT reply actions

sweet

that is a good head coach

1Texan

by 1Texan on Sep 16, 2007 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions

Kubiak

did the right thing. Great to see.

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:03 PM CDT reply actions

Ahman!

GREAT stutter step/delay. Big time run.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 1:03 PM CDT reply actions

Too bad

He's got nothing left in the tank.

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by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions

we

have to have a huge lead in time of possesion. Great first down run by AG.

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:04 PM CDT reply actions

Wouldn't it be

awesome to get a clock eating running TD? Great decision by Matt to throw the ball away

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:05 PM CDT reply actions

Good Decision

By Schaub to throw it away. D.C. would have run 40 yards in reverse and thrown the ball straight up in the air.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 1:06 PM CDT reply actions

yes sir!!!!

Andre for 6 more!

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by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:08 PM CDT reply actions

Another TD

The Schaub to 'Dre! Tie game, baby!

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 1:08 PM CDT reply actions

I think I'm in love.

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions

Dre'

is becoming a touchdown machine, with a good qb!

by Triple347 on Sep 16, 2007 1:08 PM CDT reply actions

And Then

Dre put his finger to his lips. As if to say, "Sshhhhhh, Carolina."

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 1:08 PM CDT reply actions

Super

Mario is down 2 TDs to Johnson. What will he do?

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions

16 plays

and 80 yards in just over 6 minutes! Offense!

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:09 PM CDT reply actions

Camera Shot of Zoolander

And he was doing his hair.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 1:11 PM CDT reply actions

It's kind of bizarre

to see DC in a Panther uni. Not bad, just bizarre.

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:11 PM CDT reply actions

David Carr sighting...

Snazzy hair, two white gloves. All he is missing is an "Ace" to his "Gary."

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 1:12 PM CDT reply actions

C.C. Brown

Just made a great play. Or got amazingly lucky.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 1:12 PM CDT reply actions

that could

have been called face guarding. Another bullet dodged.

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by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:13 PM CDT reply actions

Okoye

gets sack #1!!!!

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:13 PM CDT reply actions

Can't Double Team

2 headed monster, baby!

by Triple347 on Sep 16, 2007 1:13 PM CDT reply actions

Amobi!

With his first sack! Through a double team! YESSSSSSIRRRRRRR!!!!

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 1:13 PM CDT reply actions

MANCHILD!

WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 1:13 PM CDT reply actions

VIVA OKOYE!!!!

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 1:14 PM CDT reply actions

And Great Field Position

Off a bad punt. Don't call it a comeback!

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 1:14 PM CDT reply actions

4,000 points

for the LL Cool J reference

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions

a short punt

and great field position! This seems surreal for Houston to be this competitive.

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:14 PM CDT reply actions

The Schaub through 1.5 quarters

Schaub's stats so far: 11/15, 138 yds., 2 TDs. Freakin' awesome.

Houston Texans: Wild Card 2007!

by 5stringJeff on Sep 16, 2007 1:14 PM CDT reply actions

Did the Panthers somehow get Stanley?

29 yard punt? That's delicious!

WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 1:14 PM CDT reply actions

Schaub

handles the ball great! Another good fake.

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:15 PM CDT reply actions

The chains

keep moving is right!

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:16 PM CDT reply actions

Dayne

just looks slow. Or is it just me?

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:17 PM CDT reply actions

Vonta Leach!

The Schaub is just amazing. I hope D.C. is watching.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 1:17 PM CDT reply actions

A QB

who sees the entire field. What a concept!

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:18 PM CDT reply actions

This is

not your grandfather's Texan team.

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:19 PM CDT reply actions

That Bootleg

Is awesome. They're biting every time.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 1:19 PM CDT reply actions

Bootleg to Daniels

is a fantastic development in my life.

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 1:19 PM CDT reply actions

Schaub

is on pace for over 300 yards!

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:20 PM CDT reply actions

Vonta Leach

Has been HUGE. He's a threat out of the backfield.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 1:20 PM CDT reply actions

Great

throw away! And no flag!

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:21 PM CDT reply actions

what!

That's bullshit!!!

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:21 PM CDT reply actions

Yeesh

THAT'S A VERRRRRRY LATE FLAG. Pick up your laundry, zebra!

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 1:22 PM CDT reply actions

Cockeaters

The lot of 'em.

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 1:22 PM CDT reply actions

this will test

the character of the O to not let the poor call rattle them.

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:23 PM CDT reply actions

He Was Outside the Tackles

That's a terrible call.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 1:23 PM CDT reply actions

That sucks.

Big time. We got the shaft right there.

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions

The lead is ours!

17 Unanswered points!

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:24 PM CDT reply actions

FG By Brown

17 unanswered. Texans ahead by 3. Now we just need to buckle down to keep them from scoring before half.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 1:24 PM CDT reply actions

Pressure

Delhomme now, defense!

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:26 PM CDT reply actions

Off Subject.....

....I HATE the Saints, and they are getting destroyed, and I LOVE it!

by Triple347 on Sep 16, 2007 1:26 PM CDT reply actions

The Saints

have been disappointing this year so far.

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions

Re: Saints

I have Galloway on my fantasy team, so I'm rather pleased with the 30 points he's contributed thus far. In the first half.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions

Bush

17 yards on 7 attempts. BEASTLY!

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by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions

Clearly

he's a Hall of Famer. Just like Eric Metcalf.

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions

Fletcher

was there on the flare pass. Not a great tackle, but the play didn't gain any yards. This is great!

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:27 PM CDT reply actions

Okoye!

Mario made Delhomme step right into Delhomme!

by Triple347 on Sep 16, 2007 1:30 PM CDT reply actions

AMOBI

owns Jake.

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 1:31 PM CDT reply actions

it

just keeps getting better

1Texan

by 1Texan on Sep 16, 2007 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions

VIVA OKOYE

He caused that fumble. And Mario helped. And then Weaver singlehandedly stopped that 3rd down play. The DL is ridiculous!

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 1:32 PM CDT reply actions

"The DL is ridiculous."

I'll take "positive things you never thought you'd say about this team" for $500.

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions

JJ

needs to take this punt to the house! Wait, they just said that Houston has no one back deep. Bummer

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:32 PM CDT reply actions

What is going on!?

The NFL gamecast is completely ridiculous. And making no sense.

WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 1:32 PM CDT reply actions

I hope

we see the same "take a knee" play by Schaub at game's end.

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:33 PM CDT reply actions

17-14

Texans ahead at half. After being down by 2 TDs to start the game, you have to be pumped. The team looks great.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 1:34 PM CDT reply actions

AG

is on pace for 100 yards. Just awesome!

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:38 PM CDT reply actions

Two and a Half Men

Has anyone ever really watched that show? Every commercial I see for it makes it look awful.

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 1:43 PM CDT reply actions

It

is aweful.

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:45 PM CDT reply actions

Pressuring

Delhomme again! The D is playing huge!

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:48 PM CDT reply actions

Speaking of

What constitutes a "QB pressure"... Mario had 3 last week, but I have no idea what that is. If he runs outside the tackles? If you're chasing him? Every snap ever taken by Zoolander?

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by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions

Great Question

And I have no idea.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions

If the QB

is Zoolander "pressuring" means the ball gets snapped to him.

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions

Three

and out! Gotta love it!

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:49 PM CDT reply actions

Petey

Looked really good on that 3rd down. 3 and out, baby.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 1:49 PM CDT reply actions

Foster

is freakishly strong. I want to see DeMeco hit him at full speed.

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 1:49 PM CDT reply actions

3

and out.

NICE.

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 1:50 PM CDT reply actions

Punt-astic!

Carolina's punter is awful. It's ok Panther fans. We've been there.

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by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 1:51 PM CDT reply actions

Here comes The Schaub...

Weird: I am actually expecting an impressive drive and TD. This feeling is strange to me.

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 1:51 PM CDT reply actions

and

I thought it was the beer

1Texan

by 1Texan on Sep 16, 2007 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions

K-Walt

actually caught a pass! This game is scarey good.

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:52 PM CDT reply actions

Didn't even realize he was still on the team.

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions

Schaub

has poise. Andre has over 100 yards already!

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:53 PM CDT reply actions

They're

at the 12 yard line already?

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:54 PM CDT reply actions

AG

waltzed into the end zone! Beautiful!

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:55 PM CDT reply actions

OL

Is dominating. Carolina looks like a scout team.

HOU 24, CAR 14!

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 1:55 PM CDT reply actions

What the hell is going on!?

The Juggernaut That Is The Houston Texans.... that's what, bitch.

WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 1:55 PM CDT reply actions

BATMAN!!!

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 1:55 PM CDT reply actions

Theme

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQBobrCBTNI

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions

Green

is averaging 4.6 yds per carry. I must be dreaming!

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:56 PM CDT reply actions

Sidenote: Manning is MC Escher

This commercial is fucking trippy.

WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 1:57 PM CDT reply actions

Special teams!

Great day in the morning! We are kicking ass!

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:58 PM CDT reply actions

Fumble in the Endzone

Recovered by WAlter! 31-14! But Carolina is challenging.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 1:58 PM CDT reply actions

Tim

You may have to change your signature line if this keeps up. I hope you do.

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions

At worst

it's a safety.

This is awesome.

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions

I can't stop laughing

I might wear my Carr jersey to evidence tomorrow. Who's laughing now!?

WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions

I would have worn mine to evidence...

but I only went twice. Seriously.

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions

Yeah definitely not my favorite class

It's annoying trying to get back to h-town for work from up here.

WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions

30

Unanswered points! Incredible!

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:59 PM CDT reply actions

The play

stands! Houston is rocking the Carolinas!

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 2:02 PM CDT reply actions

TD Upheld

31-14, baby. 31 unanswered points. Liston's recap is going to be awesome.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 2:03 PM CDT reply actions

At what point...

do you think Jaxon started to feel slightly embarrassed?

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions

Re: Jaxon

He's a good guy, so I'm expecting an apology.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions

I think

I saw a block in the back

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 2:04 PM CDT reply actions

Cedric Killings

Fits right in. He's a badass.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 2:06 PM CDT reply actions

Dunta & Co.

Are just hitting people in the freaking mouth. I love it!

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 2:07 PM CDT reply actions

I'm giddy

This makes up for the Horns game last night.

WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions

Re: Horns

I actually had to change shirts after yesterday's game. Covered in vomit, you know.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions

DUNTA

brings the WOOD

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 2:08 PM CDT reply actions

As of right now...

you'd have to rank the Texans in the top 5 run Ds in the league.

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 2:09 PM CDT reply actions

Or

The Greatest Defense In The History of Mankind.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions

Too bad..

We wont make Peter Kings "Fine 15 Mochafrapachinos." It's really the only validation i seek in my football life.

WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions

Phew.

That was close.

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 2:10 PM CDT reply actions

3rd and 1

and it looks like we stopped'em.

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 2:11 PM CDT reply actions

DEMECO RYANS SAYS NO

WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 2:11 PM CDT reply actions

I think you mis-heard

it was "FUCK NO"

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions

4th down

I think they were trying to get the D to jump offsides. That is discipline by the D not to.

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 2:11 PM CDT reply actions

Is 31 points

the most we've ever scored? I think it might be.

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 2:12 PM CDT reply actions

I'm looking this up

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions

Tie

We scored 31 against TEN in 2004

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions

I love

how teams are scared of JJ. Everyone is punting the ball ridiculously high.

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 2:13 PM CDT reply actions

Great....

AG is limping off the field.

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 2:15 PM CDT reply actions

Don't worry

The Schaub's touch can heal.

WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions

That Was

The first time we've punted since the first drive of the game.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 2:16 PM CDT reply actions

Kubes

Just wanted to keep Turk game-ready.

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by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions

INT!

Dunta is awesome today!

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 2:19 PM CDT reply actions

Dunta!

With a pick! Time for Zoolander to start warming up!

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 2:20 PM CDT reply actions

2int in 2 games?

Go ahead and get your hawaiian shirt cleaned, buddy. Oh and can we all just go ahead and take credit for telling Kubes to put Dunta on Smith full time?

WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions

Holy crap the Giants are bad

And Farve looks like an NFL QB again. The NFC is freaking JV football

WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 2:20 PM CDT reply actions

Dayne

ran strong that play, but still looks slow.

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 2:21 PM CDT reply actions

Just tied franchise record for INTs

Good job, Dunta

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 2:21 PM CDT reply actions

Carr

"trying to keep his starting QB positive."

I imagine it goes "well, you're still better than I am."

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 2:22 PM CDT reply actions

"Look, Jake...

... to combat helmet-hair, you've got to use a conditioner AND a holding agent. You can't just rely on moose"

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by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions

Ha!

I just spit my beer out.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions

Get Ready

For a steady diet of Ron Dayne. It's going to be him for 2.7 yards every play. Tick, tock.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 2:23 PM CDT reply actions

Better

than a sack. We're trying a FG now. Brown can do it....

Crap, we're punting!

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 2:24 PM CDT reply actions

How long should I wait...

before I go talk smack at Cat Scratch Reader?

10 minutes left in the fourth, perhaps?

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 2:25 PM CDT reply actions

5 minutes

just to be safe.

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions

I'd Wait

Until the game goes final. And then I'd begin by saying, "Someone scored 34, and it wasn't you."

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions

Yeah.

Besides, if I wait until then, I have carte blanche to talk smack for a week.

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions

Make sure to remind them

That the future sits ready and waiting on their bench with coconut flavored hair and a dainty glove.

WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions

Great Punt

By Turk. I thought he was going to drop it somewhere in South Carolina.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 2:25 PM CDT reply actions

The punt

coverage team is even playing great! This is something I want to get used to.

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 2:25 PM CDT reply actions

Nice punt!

I love Turk.

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 2:25 PM CDT reply actions

Jerry Richardson

Carolina's owner looks like his dog died. Or that he's passing a kidney stone.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 2:26 PM CDT reply actions

my

wife wanted to watch...had to go full screen and miss the discussion....shit

1Texan

by 1Texan on Sep 16, 2007 2:29 PM CDT reply actions

She did let you get the slingbox...

so I guess you have to be nice. For a minute or two, anyway.

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions

Fumble

and CC Brown recovers!

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 2:29 PM CDT reply actions

Metro Will!

by Triple347 on Sep 16, 2007 2:30 PM CDT reply actions

Welcome to Houston, Mr. Demps

You're a fine looking fellow. And a safety to boot!

WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 2:30 PM CDT reply actions

Another Fumble!

This defense is freaking amazing. It's like an angry swarm of killer bees. Or a pack of Vickbulls.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 2:30 PM CDT reply actions

Demps

Is the prettiest dog in the kennel.

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions

Johnson actually jumped into the Dawg Pound

And Browns fans didn't disappoint.

WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 2:31 PM CDT reply actions

Carolina has

zero rushing first downs? How incredible is that?

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 2:32 PM CDT reply actions

188 Total Yards

For Carolina.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions

Correst me

if I'm wrong, but Schaub has not been sacked has he?

Looks like AJ took a solid hit and is not getting up.

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 2:33 PM CDT reply actions

Negative

by Triple347 on Sep 16, 2007 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions

Knock on wood.

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by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions

Dre

Down after getting smacked across the middle. I think his bell got rung pretty good. Cross your fingers.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 2:33 PM CDT reply actions

"Correct"

is what I MEANT to type.

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 2:34 PM CDT reply actions

How many passes has Schaub attempted?

In the second half? It can't be that many. Weird playing with a lead.

WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 2:36 PM CDT reply actions

The only thing

that could make this day any better is if the Dolphins upset the Crybabys later.

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 2:37 PM CDT reply actions

Dre Shouldn't Come Back Today

He's walking around though. Same with Green. Let them rest.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 2:37 PM CDT reply actions

Dayne

Needs to use the "truck stick" more. Hit up on the right joy stick, idiot!

WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions

Ron Dayne

Is going to scuffle around like Earl Campbell in about another two years. He takes some ridiculous punishment.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 2:38 PM CDT reply actions

It's all part of his master plan...

to be fed through a tube for the rest of his life. Effort-free calories, baby!

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions

FG

34-14 Texans.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 2:38 PM CDT reply actions

20 Point

lead in the 4th. This is a beautiful, beautiful thing.

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 2:39 PM CDT reply actions

Titans playing well.

The AFC South is going to be brutal this year.

WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 2:40 PM CDT reply actions

Let's go, cover jinx!

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions

The panthers get to play offense as well!?

Who knew!

WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 2:41 PM CDT reply actions

Boulware

just clocked the KO returner. Massive hit.

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 2:41 PM CDT reply actions

MADDOX

sackaroo!

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 2:45 PM CDT reply actions

Oops

Someone forgot to punt away from JJ

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by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 2:45 PM CDT reply actions

Did JJ

call fair catch on that punt? It seemed like he hesitated a little?

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 2:46 PM CDT reply actions

Go for 40+ Kubes.

Come on boys!

Sidenote: Charlie Batch sighting in Pittsburg! Now if the Pillsbury Throwboy would just take the field in NY i'd be content.

WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 2:47 PM CDT reply actions

Statement Game

In every sense of the word. Smithiak should be on the national radar after this one.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 2:51 PM CDT reply actions

I can't wait

For sportscenter, PTI, Sunday Night Football... I'm gonna be all over the web this week. There's still room on the bandwagon! But we're sittin' first class, baby.

WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions

Kubiak

has gotten conservative. They should have passed instead of a run.

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 2:51 PM CDT reply actions

Turk!

WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 2:52 PM CDT reply actions

Matt Turk

Makes me very, very happy. Downed on the 1.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 2:52 PM CDT reply actions

What was the old punter's name?

I've blocked it out.

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions

Pillsbury Throwboy sighting!

God the Giants are awful.

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by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 2:53 PM CDT reply actions

Steve Smith

Is a man. That's a helluva run. Plus, it gives something for Kubes to be pissed about.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 2:54 PM CDT reply actions

Did Dunta get burned?

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by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions

Nope

Five guys had him wrapped up but didn't bring him down. What should have been a ten yard gain became a 74 yard TD because of poor tackling.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions

That was amazing.

And helps my fantasy team.

And we are still going to win.

Weird.

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 2:55 PM CDT reply actions

That

was last years defense on that play. UGLY.

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 2:55 PM CDT reply actions

Resting on our Laurels a bit

That was ugly

by thatguy on Sep 16, 2007 2:55 PM CDT reply actions

The only part that really bugged me

was seeing DeMeco get shrugged off. The rest of it, you can kind of chalk up to Smith.

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions

That was

scarey! Anyone remember Oilers/Bills '93? I'm just saying....

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 2:57 PM CDT reply actions

Silence

Don't ever speak of that again around these parts.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions

Thanks

I just started crying again. That was the first sporting event to make me cry... but then I figured out what being a Houston sports fan is about.

WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions

sorry

just being practical.

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions

I'm Reminded

Of Sundown from Top Gun:

"We had it! We had it, man!"

We got really lucky there. Carolina should've recovered that onsides kick.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 2:57 PM CDT reply actions

YIKES!!!

whew!

by thatguy on Sep 16, 2007 2:58 PM CDT reply actions

why

has Kubes abandoned the pass? We still need yardage...

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 3:01 PM CDT reply actions

Play call

Is frustrating the hell out of me.

WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions

Clock

Another punt by Turk downed at the 1! I think I have a(nother) dude crush.

Oh, and we're just running the ball to keep the clock ticking. Not trying to get first downs as much as we are trying to keep that clock running. Carolina is out of timeouts too.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions

VY

just lateraled to a lineman on fourth down. Colts win.

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 3:01 PM CDT reply actions

Zooey's Hair is Just Weird

He looks like Betty Rubble.....

by thatguy on Sep 16, 2007 3:01 PM CDT reply actions

Matt Turk.

Seriously. Just... seriously.

WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 3:02 PM CDT reply actions

Yeah.

I cried a little bit there.

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions

Yeah

Today's been that kinda day. Here's to 14 more....

by thatguy on Sep 16, 2007 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions

Re: Turk

I'd like the record to reflect that I was piloting this bandwagon before it became fashionable to openly campaign about who won the punting gig.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions

Yep.

You sold me early on. I like to consider myself one of the original disciples of Tim.

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions

MDC

You're sort of like St. Peter. Like him, you'll probably deny knowing me three times whenever you tailgate with us at Reliant in December.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions

Awesome

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions

Saints lost.

Reggie Bush is, apparently, not Jesus.

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 3:05 PM CDT reply actions

Browns-Bengals

That game is embarrassing. The Bengals defense is a sham.

WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 3:05 PM CDT reply actions

Re: Bengals

When Derek Anderson throws 5 TDs on you, your franchise should be contracted. As a matter of law.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions

CIN/CLE

Were there any defensive players on the field in that game?

Houston Texans: Wild Card 2007!

by 5stringJeff on Sep 16, 2007 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions

WE WANT CARR!

C'mon, Foxy! Let him play!

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 3:09 PM CDT reply actions

Anyone See Kubes?

Give the high five to The Schaub? Man...talk about street cred!

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 3:11 PM CDT reply actions

Kudes

is 4reelz.

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by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions

FINAL

HOU 34, CAR 21. 2-0, baby! Guess who's atop the AFC?

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 3:11 PM CDT reply actions

Hell Yeah!

Overcoming early adversity on the road against a solid team.

by thatguy on Sep 16, 2007 3:12 PM CDT reply actions

We rule.

For seriously.

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 3:15 PM CDT reply actions

The Colts

next week in Houston will be THE statement game.

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 3:19 PM CDT reply actions

no.1

1st place, no losses, no interceptions...in this game....no sacks...in this game....are they now going to say Carolina was a bad team as well...hmmmph.

1Texan

by 1Texan on Sep 16, 2007 3:24 PM CDT reply actions