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Open Gameday Thread--Texans v. Panthers

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Dare we to dream?  A 2-0 start for the first time in franchise history?  I say yes, but that may be the Kubiak Aid talking.  Here's the place for your pregame, in-game, and postgame commentary, rants, and musings.  GO TEXANS!

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yea!
As opposed to the last time I did this with you, I can watch the game on line now in El Salvador! Thank the television gods for inventing Sling Box! Now you and the game will be on screen at the same time! Best of both worlds.  I think the Texans prove themselves today. Best wishes to them!
1Texan

by 1Texan on Sep 16, 2007 11:02 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Re: Slingbox
Might be the greatest invention in the history of mankind.  Glad to hear that you'll get to watch the Texans today.
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

NE Commies
Freaking philadelphia.  I swear... the Eagles play Monday night and I think the bars around here would show old eagles games instead of the sunday line-up if they could.
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Re: Philly
That sucks.  Though rarely a day goes by that I don't thank my lucky stars that I live in H-Town, it's stuff like this that makes me think I couldn't survive elsewhere.  I'd start shaking if a Sunday arrived that saw me having to go without the Texans game.
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Re: no Texans on Sunday
So, uh, how do you handle the bye week? Indications are you shake.

by knave64 on Sep 16, 2007 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Re: Coping
I shake.  And drink.  Which you'd think would help with the shaking, but it does nothing.
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by Tim on Sep 17, 2007 9:26 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can relate
The Texans are ALMOST NEVER on TV here in San Antonio.  They are today, and were last week too, but if they start losing again, the local TV Cowbaby ass-kissers will start showing other games instead.  Sucks out loud.
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whoever Had Week Two
In the "When Chris Berman Will Bust Out Matt 'Stump The' Schaub" pool wins.  That clown just did it on NFL Countdown.
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 11:39 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ok
I just popped open my first cold one...why am I so spoked up for this game?! Must be the Williams/Peppers showdown.
1Texan

by 1Texan on Sep 16, 2007 11:47 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Delhomme
did they just say he may be on his way out?
1Texan

by 1Texan on Sep 16, 2007 11:57 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Didn't Hear That
But I assume they were talking about Zoolander being there if he slips up.
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brian Baldinger
Just said that history doesn't teach us anything.  Awesome.
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 12:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He was also
praising Mario on NFLN last night.  You know, after blasting him as "not having fast twitch muscles" last season.

His pinky frightens me.

Is it too early to hook Jacoby Jones up with Darcy Maeda?

by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

On number 2 now
Thanks for the tailgate party before the game!
1Texan

by 1Texan on Sep 16, 2007 12:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice return
But a dipshit hold.
Is it too early to hook Jacoby Jones up with Darcy Maeda?

by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 12:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Grr
complete to Leach for no gain.
Is it too early to hook Jacoby Jones up with Darcy Maeda?

by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 12:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

3 and 10
first real test
Is it too early to hook Jacoby Jones up with Darcy Maeda?

by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 12:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

#92 for Carolina
got a nice Trap on him

by Triple347 on Sep 16, 2007 12:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Terrible Effing Spot
On 4th down.  But the offense is moving the ball well.  And that illegal procedure call was BS as well.
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 12:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

penalties
penalties are killing us
1Texan

by 1Texan on Sep 16, 2007 12:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Petey
Just fell down on that Steve Smith catch.
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 12:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Move Dunta
I know he doesn't switch sides normally - but the Carolina WR corps is Steve Smith and everyone else.  Put Dunta on him every play.
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yea
agree
1Texan

by 1Texan on Sep 16, 2007 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jebus
What else could Petey have done on that Smith catch?  He had zero help.
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not just 1 catch
Granted I can't see the game so i don't know what the play looked like.  But Pete just isn't going to be able to stay with Smith.  Dunta, I think, can
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mario Almost Got to Delhomme
Damned lucky catch by King there.
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 12:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Petey
Showing his colors
1Texan

by 1Texan on Sep 16, 2007 12:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Petey
should not be on an island against Smith

by Triple347 on Sep 16, 2007 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Petey
should be on an island with anyone.  Ever.  He couldn't cover Tim.
Is it too early to hook Jacoby Jones up with Darcy Maeda?

by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ever
If the Texans are going to persist with Faggins v. Smith, safety help has to be present at all times.
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Too bad this isn't college
Or I'd tell Petey to just push Smith over anytime he's about to get burned and take the 15 yard penalty.
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

By "safety"...
I hope you mean "sniper."
Is it too early to hook Jacoby Jones up with Darcy Maeda?

by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

We Have to Challenge That Fumble by Daniels
But we're going to lose.  That ball was loose.
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 12:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I am not happy.
No, sir.  Not happy at all.  In fact, I'm doing my best not to punch the computer.
Is it too early to hook Jacoby Jones up with Darcy Maeda?

by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Inauspicious start.
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Owens
I thought he was down
1Texan

by 1Texan on Sep 16, 2007 12:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ok
owen
1Texan

by 1Texan on Sep 16, 2007 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Challenge
Will not be turned over, I'm afraid.
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 12:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This...
is just what we didn't need.
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 12:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

DeMeco!
The run defense looks good.
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 12:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Good run D
Now don't fall down on the upcoming play-action, jerks.
Is it too early to hook Jacoby Jones up with Darcy Maeda?

by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 12:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

There it is
A two TD deficit already.  Kubes has can't let this get the Texans down.  We don't need a defeatist attitude now.
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 12:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Faggins
Just tackled like my mom.  That's inexcusable.  He isn't anywhere near competent to cover Steve Smith.  Or me.
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 12:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Jesus
Is it too early to hook Jacoby Jones up with Darcy Maeda?

by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 12:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This is retarded.
WHY IS PETEY ON SMITH?!  WHY IS PETEY EVEN ON THE FIELD?!?!  OR THE TEAM?!?!?!
Is it too early to hook Jacoby Jones up with Darcy Maeda?

by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No no no no
I'm having flashbacks.
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 12:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Still early
They can come back. They just need to focus and work hard.
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 12:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Even better
I just realized that I started Schaub instead of Delhomme in my league this week.  F me.
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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 12:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The Schaub!
For 33 to 'Dre.
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Call me crazy...
but Leach is WAY too involved in our offense right now.
Is it too early to hook Jacoby Jones up with Darcy Maeda?

by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Could be worse
My buddy's playing a guy w/ the Delhomme-Smith connection on his team.  Not pretty.
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I HAVE SMITH!
I'm just an idiot.
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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Time
to get the ball to Jacoby Jones...or Andre.
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 12:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

sweet
schaub...ok he may look disabled, but he can sure play!
1Texan

by 1Texan on Sep 16, 2007 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wasn't it Leach
or was it Jameel Cook who fumbled last year against the Really Tall people?

Who cares! Andre just scored!!!!!!!

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 12:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fook Yeah!
Schaub to Dre for a TD!  Unbelievable poise by Schaub to make that throw.
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 12:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

AJ!!!!!!!!
I just cried tears of joy.  Do you think when they connect on passes like that, angels get their wings?
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 12:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

only...
..if a bell rings at the same time.
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes.
Yes, I do.
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

only 1:16
to score the TD!  We have an offense this season!
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 12:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Let's Go D!
Time to answer.  And by "answer," I mean "don't allow Faggins near Smith."
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 12:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Now...
let's get a turnover.  Preferably, as Mario removes Jake's skull.
Is it too early to hook Jacoby Jones up with Darcy Maeda?

by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 12:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

then
we get a chance at Zoolander...
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Beating David Carr...
is like trying to get lucky with the class slut after she's had 14 shots of tequila.  And a roofie.
Is it too early to hook Jacoby Jones up with Darcy Maeda?

by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I picked
The Baby Horses to beat the Titans in my survivor pool...

Just my luck VY will go off huge and get the upset.

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 12:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Tasker
just referred to Maddox as "the linebacker."
Is it too early to hook Jacoby Jones up with Darcy Maeda?

by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 12:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that could have been
a late hit called on 97.  But glad the call was against Smith.  Now we need a sack...
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 12:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dunta Is On Smith Now
Nice adjustment, albeit 2 TDs late.
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 12:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Super
Mario!!!
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 12:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Mario!
Almost decapitataed DeAngelo Williams.
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 12:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Curse you regional coverage
Instead of seeing the high-flying antics of the Schaub Show... i'm treated to the agonizing image of a AARP-age Farve throwing stupid picks and the equally incompetent Eli... being Eli.
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 12:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dunta
was on Smith there.  'Bout time.
Is it too early to hook Jacoby Jones up with Darcy Maeda?

by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 12:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

MARIO!
Just jacked DW up.
Is it too early to hook Jacoby Jones up with Darcy Maeda?

by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 12:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

draw didn't
work!  We have a defense too this year!
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 12:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

here
we go
1Texan

by 1Texan on Sep 16, 2007 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

DEEE--
FENSE!
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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 12:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

3 and Out
Way to stand up, D.  Now it's JJ Time.
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 12:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that block
could have been called "in the back"
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 12:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Punt, bitches.
boo yah.
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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 12:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

2 yard
loss!  Crap!
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 12:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Still
better than a Smith TD
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

short
passes will work too.  Andre is a beast!
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 12:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Umm...
Batman is not faster than Peppers and Thomas Davis.  FYI.
Is it too early to hook Jacoby Jones up with Darcy Maeda?

by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 12:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

After One Quarter
It's 14-7, Carolina.  3rd and 6 for the Texans.
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 12:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

down by seven
still early and a first down to Putzier.  We're threatening again
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 12:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

great fake
on the bootleg, almost overthrew Owen though
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 12:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I Effing Love Matt Schaub
What a play call on that playaction.
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 12:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

almost a first down
on that run by AG
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 12:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Big First Down
On 3rd and 1.  You can see the Texans getting into their flow.
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 12:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dayne
looked slow as hell on that loss
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 12:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Throws to 5 recievers
It's like he sees the game and makes his reads.  I'm really weirded out by this.  And I feel dirty in my Carr jersey.
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 12:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

damn
do we need to take up a collection for you...and get you in Battle Red...#90
1Texan

by 1Texan on Sep 16, 2007 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Going for It on 4th Down
Kubes has big balls.  I love it.
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 12:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

incomplete
and almost a sack.  DC would have had to eat the ball if he was still here

looks like we're going for it.  Love the nerve.

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 12:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm glad
we have Mike Sherman as the OC.  Looks really good to see a variety in the plays.
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 12:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

way to
break tackles Owen!
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 12:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fook Yeah
I love The Schaub.  And great catch by OD!
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 12:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The Schaub Giveth
And then he taketh away.  That was poor.
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 12:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

what happend?
that's turnover #2!  The pass was underthrown.
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 12:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Schuab
he has problems going left
1Texan

by 1Texan on Sep 16, 2007 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

visions of
Zoolander last year...
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 12:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

We're Challenging the INT?
Did Lucas not have control?
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 1:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Replay Seems
To show the ball hit the ground.  We might just get bailed out here.
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

2nd challenge already?
That was not a catch!!!
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

If we get this one right...
... we get another challenge right?
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Believe So
We don't lose a TO either.
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I take back
what I said about Schaub and visions of DC...
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

New Life, Baby!
Call gets overturned.
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 1:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

sweet
that is a good head coach
1Texan

by 1Texan on Sep 16, 2007 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kubiak
did the right thing.  Great to see.
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ahman!
GREAT stutter step/delay.  Big time run.
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 1:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Too bad
He's got nothing left in the tank.
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

we
have to have a huge lead in time of possesion.  Great first down run by AG.
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wouldn't it be
awesome to get a clock eating running TD?  Great decision by Matt to throw the ball away
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Good Decision
By Schaub to throw it away.  D.C. would have run 40 yards in reverse and thrown the ball straight up in the air.
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 1:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yes sir!!!!
Andre for 6 more!
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Another TD
The Schaub to 'Dre!  Tie game, baby!
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 1:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I think I'm in love.
Is it too early to hook Jacoby Jones up with Darcy Maeda?

by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dre'
is becoming a touchdown machine, with a good qb!

by Triple347 on Sep 16, 2007 1:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

And Then
Dre put his finger to his lips.  As if to say, "Sshhhhhh, Carolina."
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 1:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Super
Mario is down 2 TDs to Johnson.  What will he do?
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

16 plays
and 80 yards in just over 6 minutes!  Offense!
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Camera Shot of Zoolander
And he was doing his hair.
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 1:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

It's kind of bizarre
to see DC in a Panther uni.  Not bad, just bizarre.
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

David Carr sighting...
Snazzy hair, two white gloves.  All he is missing is an "Ace" to his "Gary."
Is it too early to hook Jacoby Jones up with Darcy Maeda?

by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 1:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

C.C. Brown
Just made a great play.  Or got amazingly lucky.
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 1:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that could
have been called face guarding.  Another bullet dodged.
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Okoye
gets sack #1!!!!
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Can't Double Team
2 headed monster, baby!

by Triple347 on Sep 16, 2007 1:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Amobi!
With his first sack!  Through a double team!  YESSSSSSIRRRRRRR!!!!
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 1:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

MANCHILD!
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 1:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

VIVA OKOYE!!!!
Is it too early to hook Jacoby Jones up with Darcy Maeda?

by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 1:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

And Great Field Position
Off a bad punt.  Don't call it a comeback!
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 1:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

4,000 points
for the LL Cool J reference
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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

a short punt
and great field position!  This seems surreal for Houston to be this competitive.  
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The Schaub through 1.5 quarters
Schaub's stats so far: 11/15, 138 yds., 2 TDs.  Freakin' awesome.
Houston Texans: Wild Card 2007!

by 5stringJeff on Sep 16, 2007 1:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Did the Panthers somehow get Stanley?
29 yard punt?  That's delicious!
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 1:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Schaub
handles the ball great!  Another good fake.
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The chains
keep moving is right!
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dayne
just looks slow.  Or is it just me?
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Vonta Leach!
The Schaub is just amazing.  I hope D.C. is watching.
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 1:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

A QB
who sees the entire field.  What a concept!
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This is
not your grandfather's Texan team.
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That Bootleg
Is awesome.  They're biting every time.
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 1:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Bootleg to Daniels
is a fantastic development in my life.
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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 1:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Schaub
is on pace for over 300 yards!
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Vonta Leach
Has been HUGE.  He's a threat out of the backfield.
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 1:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Great
throw away!  And no flag!
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

what!
That's bullshit!!!
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeesh
THAT'S A VERRRRRRY LATE FLAG.  Pick up your laundry, zebra!
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 1:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Cockeaters
The lot of 'em.
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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 1:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

this will test
the character of the O to not let the poor call rattle them.
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He Was Outside the Tackles
That's a terrible call.
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 1:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That sucks.
Big time.  We got the shaft right there.
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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The lead is ours!
17 Unanswered points!
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

FG By Brown
17 unanswered.  Texans ahead by 3.  Now we just need to buckle down to keep them from scoring before half.
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 1:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Pressure
Delhomme now, defense!
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Off Subject.....
....I HATE the Saints, and they are getting destroyed, and I LOVE it!

by Triple347 on Sep 16, 2007 1:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The Saints
have been disappointing this year so far.
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Re: Saints
I have Galloway on my fantasy team, so I'm rather pleased with the 30 points he's contributed thus far.  In the first half.
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bush
17 yards on 7 attempts.  BEASTLY!
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Clearly
he's a Hall of Famer.  Just like Eric Metcalf.
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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fletcher
was there on the flare pass.  Not a great tackle, but the play didn't gain any yards.  This is great!
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Okoye!
Mario made Delhomme step right into Delhomme!

by Triple347 on Sep 16, 2007 1:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

AMOBI
owns Jake.
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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 1:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

it
just keeps getting better
1Texan

by 1Texan on Sep 16, 2007 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

VIVA OKOYE
He caused that fumble.  And Mario helped.  And then Weaver singlehandedly stopped that 3rd down play.  The DL is ridiculous!
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 1:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

"The DL is ridiculous."
I'll take "positive things you never thought you'd say about this team" for $500.
Is it too early to hook Jacoby Jones up with Darcy Maeda?

by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

JJ
needs to take this punt to the house!  Wait, they just said that Houston has no one back deep.  Bummer
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What is going on!?
The NFL gamecast is completely ridiculous.  And making no sense.
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 1:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I hope
we see the same "take a knee" play by Schaub at game's end.
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

17-14
Texans ahead at half.  After being down by 2 TDs to start the game, you have to be pumped.  The team looks great.
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 1:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

AG
is on pace for 100 yards.  Just awesome!
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Two and a Half Men
Has anyone ever really watched that show?  Every commercial I see for it makes it look awful.
Is it too early to hook Jacoby Jones up with Darcy Maeda?

by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 1:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

It
is aweful.
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Pressuring
Delhomme again!  The D is playing huge!
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of
What constitutes a "QB pressure"... Mario had 3 last week, but I have no idea what that is.  If he runs outside the tackles?  If you're chasing him?  Every snap ever taken by Zoolander?
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Great Question
And I have no idea.
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If the QB
is Zoolander "pressuring" means the ball gets snapped to him.
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Three
and out!   Gotta love it!
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Petey
Looked really good on that 3rd down.  3 and out, baby.
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 1:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Foster
is freakishly strong.  I want to see DeMeco hit him at full speed.
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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 1:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

3
and out.

NICE.

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 1:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Punt-astic!
Carolina's punter is awful.  It's ok Panther fans.  We've been there.
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 1:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Here comes The Schaub...
Weird:  I am actually expecting an impressive drive and TD.  This feeling is strange to me.
Is it too early to hook Jacoby Jones up with Darcy Maeda?

by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 1:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

and
I thought it was the beer
1Texan

by 1Texan on Sep 16, 2007 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

K-Walt
actually caught a pass!  This game is scarey good.
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Didn't even realize he was still on the team.
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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Schaub
has poise.  Andre has over 100 yards already!
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

They're
at the 12 yard line already?
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

AG
waltzed into the end zone!  Beautiful!
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

OL
Is dominating.  Carolina looks like a scout team.

HOU 24, CAR 14!

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 1:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What the hell is going on!?
The Juggernaut That Is The Houston Texans.... that's what, bitch.
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 1:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

BATMAN!!!
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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 1:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Theme
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQBobrCBTNI
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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Green
is averaging 4.6 yds per carry.  I must be dreaming!
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Sidenote: Manning is MC Escher
This commercial is fucking trippy.
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 1:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Special teams!
Great day in the morning!  We are kicking ass!
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fumble in the Endzone
Recovered by WAlter!  31-14!  But Carolina is challenging.
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 1:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Tim
You may have to change your signature line if this keeps up.  I hope you do.
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

At worst
it's a safety.

This is awesome.

Is it too early to hook Jacoby Jones up with Darcy Maeda?

by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can't stop laughing
I might wear my Carr jersey to evidence tomorrow.  Who's laughing now!?
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would have worn mine to evidence...
but I only went twice.  Seriously.
Is it too early to hook Jacoby Jones up with Darcy Maeda?

by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah definitely not my favorite class
It's annoying trying to get back to h-town for work from up here.
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

30
Unanswered points!  Incredible!
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 1:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The play
stands!  Houston is rocking the Carolinas!
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 2:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

TD Upheld
31-14, baby.  31 unanswered points.  Liston's recap is going to be awesome.
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 2:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

At what point...
do you think Jaxon started to feel slightly embarrassed?
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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Re: Jaxon
He's a good guy, so I'm expecting an apology.
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think
I saw a block in the back
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 2:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Cedric Killings
Fits right in.  He's a badass.
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 2:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dunta & Co.
Are just hitting people in the freaking mouth.  I love it!
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 2:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm giddy
This makes up for the Horns game last night.
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Re: Horns
I actually had to change shirts after yesterday's game.  Covered in vomit, you know.
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

DUNTA
brings the WOOD
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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 2:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

As of right now...
you'd have to rank the Texans in the top 5 run Ds in the league.
Is it too early to hook Jacoby Jones up with Darcy Maeda?

by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 2:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Or
The Greatest Defense In The History of Mankind.
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Too bad..
We wont make Peter Kings "Fine 15 Mochafrapachinos."  It's really the only validation i seek in my football life.
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Phew.
That was close.
Is it too early to hook Jacoby Jones up with Darcy Maeda?

by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 2:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

3rd and 1
and it looks like we stopped'em.
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 2:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

DEMECO RYANS SAYS NO
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 2:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I think you mis-heard
it was "FUCK NO"
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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

4th down
I think they were trying to get the D to jump offsides.  That is discipline by the D not to.
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 2:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Is 31 points
the most we've ever scored?  I think it might be.
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 2:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm looking this up
Is it too early to hook Jacoby Jones up with Darcy Maeda?

by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tie
We scored 31 against TEN in 2004
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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love
how teams are scared of JJ.  Everyone is punting the ball ridiculously high.
Is it too early to hook Jacoby Jones up with Darcy Maeda?

by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 2:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Great....
AG is limping off the field.
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 2:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Don't worry
The Schaub's touch can heal.
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That Was
The first time we've punted since the first drive of the game.
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 2:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Kubes
Just wanted to keep Turk game-ready.
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

INT!
Dunta is awesome today!
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 2:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dunta!
With a pick!  Time for Zoolander to start warming up!
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 2:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

2int in 2 games?
Go ahead and get your hawaiian shirt cleaned, buddy.  Oh and can we all just go ahead and take credit for telling Kubes to put Dunta on Smith full time?
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holy crap the Giants are bad
And Farve looks like an NFL QB again.  The NFC is freaking JV football
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 2:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dayne
ran strong that play, but still looks slow.
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 2:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Just tied franchise record for INTs
Good job, Dunta
Is it too early to hook Jacoby Jones up with Darcy Maeda?

by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 2:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Carr
"trying to keep his starting QB positive."

I imagine it goes "well, you're still better than I am."

Is it too early to hook Jacoby Jones up with Darcy Maeda?

by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 2:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

"Look, Jake...
... to combat helmet-hair, you've got to use a conditioner AND a holding agent.  You can't just rely on moose"
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha!
I just spit my beer out.
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Get Ready
For a steady diet of Ron Dayne.  It's going to be him for 2.7 yards every play.  Tick, tock.
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 2:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Better
than a sack.  We're trying a FG now.  Brown can do it....

Crap, we're punting!

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 2:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

How long should I wait...
before I go talk smack at Cat Scratch Reader?

10 minutes left in the fourth, perhaps?

Is it too early to hook Jacoby Jones up with Darcy Maeda?

by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 2:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

5 minutes
just to be safe.
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd Wait
Until the game goes final.  And then I'd begin by saying, "Someone scored 34, and it wasn't you."
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah.
Besides, if I wait until then, I have carte blanche to talk smack for a week.
Is it too early to hook Jacoby Jones up with Darcy Maeda?

by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Make sure to remind them
That the future sits ready and waiting on their bench with coconut flavored hair and a dainty glove.
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Great Punt
By Turk.  I thought he was going to drop it somewhere in South Carolina.
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 2:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The punt
coverage team is even playing great!  This is something I want to get used to.
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 2:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice punt!
I love Turk.
Is it too early to hook Jacoby Jones up with Darcy Maeda?

by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 2:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Jerry Richardson
Carolina's owner looks like his dog died.  Or that he's passing a kidney stone.
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 2:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

my
wife wanted to watch...had to go full screen and miss the discussion....shit
1Texan

by 1Texan on Sep 16, 2007 2:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

She did let you get the slingbox...
so I guess you have to be nice.  For a minute or two, anyway.
Is it too early to hook Jacoby Jones up with Darcy Maeda?

by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fumble
and CC Brown recovers!  
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 2:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Welcome to Houston, Mr. Demps
You're a fine looking fellow.  And a safety to boot!
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 2:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Another Fumble!
This defense is freaking amazing.  It's like an angry swarm of killer bees.  Or a pack of Vickbulls.
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 2:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Demps
Is the prettiest dog in the kennel.
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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Johnson actually jumped into the Dawg Pound
And Browns fans didn't disappoint.
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 2:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Carolina has
zero rushing first downs?  How incredible is that?
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 2:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

188 Total Yards
For Carolina.
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Correst me
if I'm wrong, but Schaub has not been sacked has he?

Looks like AJ took a solid hit and is not getting up.

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 2:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Knock on wood.
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dre
Down after getting smacked across the middle.  I think his bell got rung pretty good.  Cross your fingers.
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 2:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

"Correct"
is what I MEANT to type.
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 2:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

How many passes has Schaub attempted?
In the second half?  It can't be that many.  Weird playing with a lead.
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 2:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The only thing
that could make this day any better is if the Dolphins upset the Crybabys later.
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 2:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dre Shouldn't Come Back Today
He's walking around though.  Same with Green.  Let them rest.
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 2:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dayne
Needs to use the "truck stick" more.  Hit up on the right joy stick, idiot!
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ron Dayne
Is going to scuffle around like Earl Campbell in about another two years.  He takes some ridiculous punishment.
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 2:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

It's all part of his master plan...
to be fed through a tube for the rest of his life.  Effort-free calories, baby!
Is it too early to hook Jacoby Jones up with Darcy Maeda?

by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

FG
34-14 Texans.
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 2:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

20 Point
lead in the 4th.  This is a beautiful, beautiful thing.
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 2:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Titans playing well.
The AFC South is going to be brutal this year.
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 2:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Let's go, cover jinx!
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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The panthers get to play offense as well!?
Who knew!
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 2:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Boulware
just clocked the KO returner.  Massive hit.
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 2:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

MADDOX
sackaroo!
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by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 2:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Oops
Someone forgot to punt away from JJ
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 2:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Did JJ
call fair catch on that punt?  It seemed like he hesitated a little?
 
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 2:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Go for 40+ Kubes.
Come on boys!

Sidenote: Charlie Batch sighting in Pittsburg!  Now if the Pillsbury Throwboy would just take the field in NY i'd be content.

WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 2:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Statement Game
In every sense of the word.  Smithiak should be on the national radar after this one.
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 2:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I can't wait
For sportscenter, PTI, Sunday Night Football... I'm gonna be all over the web this week.  There's still room on the bandwagon!  But we're sittin' first class, baby.
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kubiak
has gotten conservative.  They should have passed instead of a run.
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 2:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Turk!
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 2:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Matt Turk
Makes me very, very happy.  Downed on the 1.
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 2:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What was the old punter's name?
I've blocked it out.
Is it too early to hook Jacoby Jones up with Darcy Maeda?

by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pillsbury Throwboy sighting!
God the Giants are awful.
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 2:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Steve Smith
Is a man.  That's a helluva run.  Plus, it gives something for Kubes to be pissed about.
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 2:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Did Dunta get burned?
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope
Five guys had him wrapped up but didn't bring him down.  What should have been a ten yard gain became a 74 yard TD because of poor tackling.
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was amazing.
And helps my fantasy team.

And we are still going to win.

Weird.

Is it too early to hook Jacoby Jones up with Darcy Maeda?

by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 2:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That
was last years defense on that play.  UGLY.
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 2:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The only part that really bugged me
was seeing DeMeco get shrugged off.  The rest of it, you can kind of chalk up to Smith.
Is it too early to hook Jacoby Jones up with Darcy Maeda?

by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was
scarey!  Anyone remember Oilers/Bills '93?  I'm just saying....
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 2:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Silence
Don't ever speak of that again around these parts.
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks
I just started crying again. That was the first sporting event to make me cry... but then I figured out what being a Houston sports fan is about.
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

sorry
just being practical.
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm Reminded
Of Sundown from Top Gun:

"We had it!  We had it, man!"

We got really lucky there.  Carolina should've recovered that onsides kick.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 2:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

YIKES!!!
whew!

by thatguy on Sep 16, 2007 2:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

why
has Kubes abandoned the pass?  We still need yardage...
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 16, 2007 3:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Play call
Is frustrating the hell out of me.
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Clock
Another punt by Turk downed at the 1!  I think I have a(nother) dude crush.

Oh, and we're just running the ball to keep the clock ticking.  Not trying to get first downs as much as we are trying to keep that clock running.  Carolina is out of timeouts too.

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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

VY
just lateraled to a lineman on fourth down.  Colts win.
Is it too early to hook Jacoby Jones up with Darcy Maeda?

by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 3:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Zooey's Hair is Just Weird
He looks like Betty Rubble.....

by thatguy on Sep 16, 2007 3:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Matt Turk.
Seriously.  Just... seriously.
WWJD? At the altar of Jacoby... I'm a believer.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 16, 2007 3:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah.
I cried a little bit there.
Is it too early to hook Jacoby Jones up with Darcy Maeda?

by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah
Today's been that kinda day.  Here's to 14 more....

by thatguy on Sep 16, 2007 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Re: Turk
I'd like the record to reflect that I was piloting this bandwagon before it became fashionable to openly campaign about who won the punting gig.
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by Tim on Sep 16, 2007 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep.
You sold me early on.  I like to consider myself one of the original disciples of Tim.
Is it too early to hook Jacoby Jones up with Darcy Maeda?

by MDC on Sep 16, 2007 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs