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That cha-ching, and the giggling that immediately followed it, you just heard was Apostrophe Davis' agent responding to today's news that his client has been named the AFC Special Teams Player of the Month for December. Not coincidentally, the soft weeping that you just heard was Jerome Mathis realizing that he's become as useful as tits on a bull.
Congratulations, Other Andre. You deserve the rarefied air that accompanies joining the extremely exclusive Vitamin Smith Club. Now please, please, please re-up with the Texans.
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I hope he re-ups
by ArtistFormerlyKnownAsBuck on Jan 3, 2008 5:44 PM CST reply actions
Agreed
Jacoby's loss of mojo from the end of preseason to now scares the bejeesus out of me. What the hell happened? Was it just the injury? Rookie struggles? Phillip Buchanon spiked his water?
by Tim on Jan 3, 2008 6:12 PM CST up reply actions
Rookie jitters
by DisplacedTexan on Jan 3, 2008 8:54 PM CST up reply actions
Alan Thicke knows all about it
He also needs to learn when to get down. Too many times I've seen him dance in one spot only to provide a perfect target for the defense to tee off on.
Let's hope in year two, he takes in enough of the coaching and gameday experience to have a breakout year.
Respect
So long as Big Bob shows 'Dre some respect with the offer, I think we will continue with Dre-squared in '08.
On the subject of JJ, don't worry. He still has the main goal of capturing BFD's heart. And he still has the raw talent to achieve that goal.
Just because...
I am announcing that I am in love, and I may even leave JJ. Courtesy of the always awesome deadspin:
http://deadspin.com/341040/jenny-hendrix-loves-jags-anal
I loved you all...until today.
The cool thing is...
by MDC on Jan 5, 2008 7:25 PM CST up reply actions
If I wasn't so physically nauseating...
That poor girl would never know what hit her. Because it would be over so quickly, of course.

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