That cha-ching, and the giggling that immediately followed it, you just heard was Apostrophe Davis' agent responding to today's news that his client has been named the AFC Special Teams Player of the Month for December. Not coincidentally, the soft weeping that you just heard was Jerome Mathis realizing that he's become as useful as tits on a bull.
Congratulations, Other Andre. You deserve the rarefied air that accompanies joining the extremely exclusive Vitamin Smith Club. Now please, please, please re-up with the Texans.


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