BREAKING NEWS: Texans Should Trade Player They've Never Had On Roster
I understand it's fashionable to pile on the Texans right now, particularly after last week's "Flight of the Rosenfels." But it's just getting ridiculous.
This article by Jason Cole of Yahoo Sports purports to identify a handful of players who should be traded before Tuesday's deadline. After paying your Houston Texans a compliment by noting that league observers "believe they will rebound and play well" despite the rough start, the article quotes an unnamed executive thanking his God that he's not desperate enough to pursue Ahman Green. That's fine; I can't imagine anyone really lining up to dole out $200,000.00 each Sunday that Ahman suits up, to say nothing of the fact that Green would probably figure out a way to hurt himself packing his bags anyway. My bone to pick is here:
10. DE Antwan Odom, Texans
Comment: "They just signed him as a free agent (in the offseason), so I don’t think he’ll be available. But I think they realize he’s overrated. He’s purely a complementary player."
Best potential fits: Pats, Jags and Colts.
Zuh? When did the Texans sign Antwan Odom? Why was I not informed of this? And how come every source I've consulted indicates that he's a Bengal? That he's never even been a Texan? That he can't even spell "Texans?" That he cannot locate Texas on a map?
Great job, Jason Cole and Yahoo Sports. Your thoroughness, fact-checking, and Texan-crapping know no bounds.
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Maybe he meant Antwaun Molden
or maybe he is just another dumbass who doesn’t have a freakin’ clue what’s going on.
by oiler-texan diehard on Oct 10, 2008 12:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's the latter
I read that article the day before, first thing I did was sent the guy an email…. Two days later, no response and no change.
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by SOLIS on Oct 10, 2008 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you really
think he would respond?
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL
by Southern Lion on Oct 12, 2008 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha
That is great!!
Cole used to be a solid reporter when he was down here in Miami as a beat writer for a Miami paper. Now he just sucks.
by Matty I on Oct 10, 2008 2:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
dont listen to this guy...i know him from other blogs and websites...he is often delusional and posts the exact same response to every articles
haha
That is great!!
(author) used to be a solid reporter when he was down here in Miami as a beat writer for a Miami paper. Now he just sucks.
he is not to be trusted
On this team, we are all united in a common goal: to keep my job
-Nicky Primetime
by finsxfactor on Oct 11, 2008 12:34 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please troll somewhere else.
That is all.
by Shake on Oct 11, 2008 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol matty knows im joking with him...and how is that trolling?
dont back seat mod
On this team, we are all united in a common goal: to keep my job
-Nicky Primetime
by finsxfactor on Oct 11, 2008 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
I sent him an email two or three days ago too.
by HoustonDiehards on Oct 10, 2008 10:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You guys and your emails.
I just kidnapped his children.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Oct 12, 2008 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He'll answer
his emails before he notices his kids are gone.
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL
by Southern Lion on Oct 12, 2008 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

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