Open Game Day Thread--Miami v. Houston
by Tim
on Oct 12, 2008 9:30 AM CDT
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Miami Dolphins @ Houston Texans
Down, but not out. Bent, but not broken. Run over by the equivalent of a semi carrying three (3) tons of bad luck and maimed accordingly, but not dead. We are Texan fans.
Houston cannot lose today. And they shall not lose today. Why, you ask? Because I said so. That, and because we as a fanbase do not deserve another kick to our collective package. Our metaphorical testes have swollen to the size of grapefruits. We need to heal, so I ask Miami to be gentle.
As always, leave your pre-game, in-game, and post-game analysis, rationalizations, and Biblical comparisons in the Comments below. A second game day thread shall post to the main page at 1:30 p.m. CDT; let's move the party over there at the appropriate time. GO TEXANS!
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I was up late
… but I couldn’t sleep this morning… so I’m up early (for a guy who doesn’t go to church and has no kids).
We’re going to win this game… it’s not going to be easy, but we’re going to win. I feel good about it.
There will be no helicopter crashes. : |
by HoustonDiehards on
Oct 12, 2008 9:47 AM CDT
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Wins a comin' I say
After the delicious and beautiful Red River Shootout yesterday… and the American History X curb-stomping the US laid on Cuba last night… the winds, they are a shifting.
Victory is coming our way.
by DisplacedTexan on
Oct 12, 2008 10:06 AM CDT
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Good luck guys...it'll be interesting...2 teams fighting for respect
these games are always close…so it’ll be fun to watch
go dolphins
On this team, we are all united in a common goal: to keep my job
-Nicky Primetime
by finsxfactor on
Oct 12, 2008 10:38 AM CDT
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Yes sah
Let’s hope for no injuries and an exciting game.
I’ll take a win right now. I think we had some respect going into the year, but it’s pretty much all gone now, LOL.
by HoustonDiehards on
Oct 12, 2008 10:43 AM CDT
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Hee Haw moment..
Can the "tuna"fish!
(yuck, yuck…I’ve gotta get back home)
by Xetuoh on
Oct 12, 2008 10:53 AM CDT
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Wow
I can see that we treat Dolphin visitors a hell of a lot better than they treat ours over at Phinsider. Sheesh.
by HoustonDiehards on
Oct 12, 2008 11:18 AM CDT
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Once again
I’m going to miss most of the game as my band has rehearsal today. We have to beat this team, and I still think we will. I predicted 30-17 H-town, and I’m standing by it.
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL
by Southern Lion on
Oct 12, 2008 11:58 AM CDT
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JJ and the ball
Still get nervous when he’s holding it.
by DisplacedTexan on
Oct 12, 2008 12:03 PM CDT
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What the fuck is he doing?
Jeebus.
by DisplacedTexan on
Oct 12, 2008 12:17 PM CDT
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LOL, we suck
Unbelievable… yet, not surprising.
by HoustonDiehards on
Oct 12, 2008 12:18 PM CDT
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Hmmm...
3/4ths good game by Rosenfels, or 3/4ths bad game by Schaub. Damned if you do, damned if you don’t.
Mizzou: Not desperately hanging on to a bygone winning tradition since 1900.
by Ridiculous Matt on
Oct 12, 2008 12:19 PM CDT
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i think i just threw up in my mouth a bit…
by saentia on
Oct 12, 2008 12:19 PM CDT
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Who are we playing?
Some oopty fucking D-1AA team?
by DisplacedTexan on
Oct 12, 2008 12:19 PM CDT
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What a shock that...
Our coaches (maligned all season) are getting torched by this gimmicky bullshit.
by HoustonDiehards on
Oct 12, 2008 12:20 PM CDT
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Think cowher would come out of retirement to take over the texans?
by saentia on
Oct 12, 2008 12:21 PM CDT
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ARRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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by SOLIS on
Oct 12, 2008 12:22 PM CDT
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The boo birds are killing Schaub
(and by that I mean the 11,000 people who bothered to go to the game)
by HoustonDiehards on
Oct 12, 2008 12:22 PM CDT
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Holy Crap
A running back. Weird sight.
by DisplacedTexan on
Oct 12, 2008 12:24 PM CDT
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AJ is a monster
Took 4 fins to bring him down.
by DisplacedTexan on
Oct 12, 2008 12:27 PM CDT
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Just the holder...
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by SOLIS on
Oct 12, 2008 12:29 PM CDT
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Was confused because the camera zoomed in
And i’ve got the slingbox on mute.
by DisplacedTexan on
Oct 12, 2008 12:31 PM CDT
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First-ever win over Houston
The Dolphins seek their first-ever win over Houston. GO! Dolphins!
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by StatBeast on
Oct 12, 2008 12:35 PM CDT
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Watch the cut and pasting spam
You’re talking to the wrong crowd…
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by SOLIS on
Oct 12, 2008 12:36 PM CDT
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Indeed. Demps showed up for that play.
I hope Harrison sees the field a lot today. He looked good against the Colts.
by HoustonDiehards on
Oct 12, 2008 12:38 PM CDT
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"WE WANT SAGE" chant just heard.
Our fans don’t show up, and the ones who do show up are dumbasses. Great!!!! I love being a Texans fan!!!
by HoustonDiehards on
Oct 12, 2008 12:43 PM CDT
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Seriously?
Were all of these fans out of the country until right before kickoff?
by Tailgate Andy on
Oct 12, 2008 12:44 PM CDT
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Foreign friend (girl of course)
Asked me once after I was pissing and moaning about my teams, “Why don’t you just pick a new one?” I tried to explain to her sports loyalty and the gratification I’ll experience when one of my teams wins the big one.
Sometimes I think she might be right.
by DisplacedTexan on
Oct 12, 2008 12:45 PM CDT
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That sort of punt
was never supposed to be Turk’s specialty. He’s always been a punter that kicks high and deep. If he screws up one of those punts, then he deserves to be ridiculed. As it is, at least he’s not the TEP.
by Tailgate Andy on
Oct 12, 2008 12:46 PM CDT
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WEEEEEEEEEE~!!!!
Punches self in face
by DisplacedTexan on
Oct 12, 2008 12:47 PM CDT
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Love being a Texans fan. Love it.
by HoustonDiehards on
Oct 12, 2008 12:47 PM CDT
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Me too
It’s given me real insight into being a self loather…
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by SOLIS on
Oct 12, 2008 12:49 PM CDT
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And with the first pick of the 2009 draft the Houston Texans select....
…..
by saentia on
Oct 12, 2008 12:47 PM CDT
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I'd settle
for Muschamps. Or anyone not named Dick Smith.
by Tailgate Andy on
Oct 12, 2008 12:49 PM CDT
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Taylor Mays!
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by SOLIS on
Oct 12, 2008 12:49 PM CDT
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It's times like these
that make me glad that I don’t live in a high rise apartment building.
The urge to jump would be too great.
by Tailgate Andy on
Oct 12, 2008 12:48 PM CDT
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Diles
needed to take the blocker on his outside shoulder. He took him on the inside shoulder, and allowed Cobbs to take it outside….not a good play by Diles, IMHO.
by Triple347 on
Oct 12, 2008 12:48 PM CDT
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Great point...
Saw the same thing. He has outside contain. He fucked that up.
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by SOLIS on
Oct 12, 2008 12:57 PM CDT
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Dolphins are running a high school offense so we felt
obliged to play our high school defense?
by shiner37 on
Oct 12, 2008 12:48 PM CDT
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Bless the Dutch
They give me the means to cope with being a Texans fan.
by DisplacedTexan on
Oct 12, 2008 12:49 PM CDT
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Guns Hoc!
Ohhh crap. The Maestro of Disaster is calling this one!?
by DisplacedTexan on
Oct 12, 2008 12:52 PM CDT
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You know Hoculi fucked up
He’s been relegated to doing Texans/Dolphins games…
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by SOLIS on
Oct 12, 2008 12:53 PM CDT
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Ok, now that he's gotten that out of his system
he should be good to go for the rest of the game. At least, if the trend from last season holds.
by Tailgate Andy on
Oct 12, 2008 12:53 PM CDT
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Two things
(1) Someone please teach Stevie Wonder how to fasten his chin strap.
(2) Why did Steve run for the one guy in his way?
by Tailgate Andy on
Oct 12, 2008 12:54 PM CDT
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Actually
I was wondering BOTH of those things. Is this what we’re resigned to noticing in games?
by DisplacedTexan on
Oct 12, 2008 12:55 PM CDT
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Right...
Stevie needed to bounce it to the outside
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by SOLIS on
Oct 12, 2008 12:57 PM CDT
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Kris Brown is Mr. Automatic
Do you think he could play QB?
by Tailgate Andy on
Oct 12, 2008 12:55 PM CDT
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It's going to be hard to ignore the "fire everybody" crowd
…if we lose this game the way we’re losing it now.
by HoustonDiehards on
Oct 12, 2008 12:56 PM CDT
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kubes is so f****** stupid….we aer in the redzone twice, and we have run it once? are you for real?
when will the losing end? THIS WEEK!!!!!!!
by m1 on
Oct 12, 2008 12:56 PM CDT
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schaub has stalled every single drive so far
i do not want sage, i know schaub can do it. but shit, he really needs to step up his game
by patrickw on
Oct 12, 2008 12:58 PM CDT
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Why does TJ hate Dolphins QB's so much?
Doesn’t he know that Ronnie Brown isn’t even the real QB?
by Tailgate Andy on
Oct 12, 2008 12:58 PM CDT
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The wildcat formation
Makes me want to drop-kick a puppy and throw a toddler through a window.
by DisplacedTexan on
Oct 12, 2008 1:00 PM CDT
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I haven't been that impressed so far
With the exception of that one play, they haven’t gotten much production out of it against our D.
by Tailgate Andy on
Oct 12, 2008 1:02 PM CDT
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It just looks stupid.
And gimmicky. Save gimmicky for Texas Tech.
by DisplacedTexan on
Oct 12, 2008 1:03 PM CDT
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Welcome back, JJ
We’ve missed you.
by DisplacedTexan on
Oct 12, 2008 1:04 PM CDT
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I knew he had it in him.
Thank Durga.
by Tailgate Andy on
Oct 12, 2008 1:04 PM CDT
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HELL YEAH.
Now his confidence is up… might just be the start!
by HoustonDiehards on
Oct 12, 2008 1:05 PM CDT
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HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
when will the losing end? THIS WEEK!!!!!!!
by m1 on
Oct 12, 2008 1:05 PM CDT
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Welcome back Mr. Jones!!!!!!!!!!
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by SOLIS on
Oct 12, 2008 1:05 PM CDT
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Sweet!
Butter fingers scored a touchdown. BUT Shaub still SUCKS! 2 int. COME ON!
by TexanFanFromTheStart on
Oct 12, 2008 1:05 PM CDT
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Notice how he had the ball cinched up
…then he let it down a little again – then he tightened it back up. LOL
by HoustonDiehards on
Oct 12, 2008 1:05 PM CDT
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hey
who stilll thinks Shaub is better than Sage?
by TexanFanFromTheStart on
Oct 12, 2008 1:07 PM CDT
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Well
Shaub sucks. Both int were his fault
by TexanFanFromTheStart on
Oct 12, 2008 1:08 PM CDT
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Start Brink!!
Just to mix it up a bit.
by DisplacedTexan on
Oct 12, 2008 1:09 PM CDT
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lol
I was just saying. I’ll stop. My bad
by TexanFanFromTheStart on
Oct 12, 2008 1:09 PM CDT
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Bentley
makes just about every ST stop. Hope DA is okay
by Triple347 on
Oct 12, 2008 1:08 PM CDT
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Thats
Thats what up Cochran!
by TexanFanFromTheStart on
Oct 12, 2008 1:11 PM CDT
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Two-minute offense.
Make it happen, Matty.
by DisplacedTexan on
Oct 12, 2008 1:12 PM CDT
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Here it comes
Could we have what Bush had last week? 2 punt returns
by TexanFanFromTheStart on
Oct 12, 2008 1:13 PM CDT
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Well, we've already got
the two turnovers he had last week, so why not.
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Oct 12, 2008 1:13 PM CDT
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mario
just got me 7 fantasy points with one swat of his arm
Healthy and Turnover free 2008-09, and we win 11!
by texanphil on
Oct 12, 2008 1:14 PM CDT
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Whats happening to steve
only one good play
by TexanFanFromTheStart on
Oct 12, 2008 1:15 PM CDT
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It's still early
and we’ve been trailing the whole game to boot. It’s tough to run the ball alot when you’re down by more than a touchdown.
by Tailgate Andy on
Oct 12, 2008 1:16 PM CDT
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Play call
Not sure what you’ve got in mind here, Kubes.
Not sure you know either.
by DisplacedTexan on
Oct 12, 2008 1:16 PM CDT
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I see.
You pulled that series out of your ass. Please choke on your microphone.
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Oct 12, 2008 1:17 PM CDT
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weak
Healthy and Turnover free 2008-09, and we win 11!
by texanphil on
Oct 12, 2008 1:17 PM CDT
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WTF - we had plenty of time for field goal range.
I do not understand this coaching staff.
by HoustonDiehards on
Oct 12, 2008 1:18 PM CDT
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I maintain
Kyle’s in the booth just clicking “Ask Madden”
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Oct 12, 2008 1:19 PM CDT
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that was a good call to punt
the bad call was expecting ahman to get the first down without pulling a toe muscle
Healthy and Turnover free 2008-09, and we win 11!
by texanphil on
Oct 12, 2008 1:19 PM CDT
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Nobody thinks the punt was a bad call
But – short pass, run, run – with over a minute and one T.O.??
Kubiak is coaching scared, and there’s nothing that pisses me off more than coaching/playing scared.
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Oct 12, 2008 1:25 PM CDT
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should stem the boos for now
but jacoby is the difference between terrible and modest first half
Healthy and Turnover free 2008-09, and we win 11!
by texanphil on
Oct 12, 2008 1:21 PM CDT
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Coaching
I’m now on board with everyone else. The coaching has got to be the weakest link on this team. Half the time I’m wondering what the flying fuck are they calling on offense. And the next time I see us actually blitz, I may shit myself out of surprise.
by DisplacedTexan on
Oct 12, 2008 1:21 PM CDT
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what!?!?! did someone say blitz?!?!?! what the hell is this you speak of?
when will the losing end? THIS WEEK!!!!!!!
by m1 on
Oct 12, 2008 1:23 PM CDT
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I think it was a video game
For the N64. It also had an arcade version.
by Tailgate Andy on
Oct 12, 2008 1:25 PM CDT
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