Open Game Day Thread--Detroit v. Houston, Part Deux
Here's the second installment of your open game day thread for the ongoing contest against Detroit. Keep hope alive!
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Man, I wish I could see
VFB Stuttgart play as well as the Texans have so far today.
by Tailgate Andy on Oct 19, 2008 4:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So we've started both threads with
Soccer.
Awesome.
by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 19, 2008 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ahem football
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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Due to magic
We have a new thread.
by DisplacedTexan on Oct 19, 2008 4:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the magic of stevie?
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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 4:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
feckin stream is down has half started?
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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 4:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ah crud!
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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 4:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
dam free illegal free internet stream why is ur quality so Carr-ish
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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 4:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Diles on the blitz
just missed getting another sack.
by Tailgate Andy on Oct 19, 2008 4:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy fuck
A blitz. I SAWZ IT! I SAWZ IT WIT ME OWN EYZ!
by DisplacedTexan on Oct 19, 2008 4:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FFS
Tackle!
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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 4:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ugh
That looked like the Texans run defense of old.
by Tailgate Andy on Oct 19, 2008 4:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
don't tell me
there is goign to be a collapse here
by cubic on Oct 19, 2008 4:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Going back to Johnson
I like what I’m seeing on this drive. It’s like they realized that in order to have success, they need to be a pass first offense.
by Tailgate Andy on Oct 19, 2008 4:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
what the fuck
is with the douchebags in ustream chat?
by cubic on Oct 19, 2008 4:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ya they suck!
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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Consistent carries
Of 2-3 yards. We haven’t had this before.
by DisplacedTexan on Oct 19, 2008 4:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
was it on the other thread
about reggie bush tearing a knee ligament or something? don’t think he’s gone for the year though.
by lnewcomer on Oct 19, 2008 4:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he’s just out for a few weeks as far as i know
by cubic on Oct 19, 2008 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
reggie loves cock!
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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 4:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
do u mean me or reggie? haha
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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
here we go!
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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
go for it!
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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
maybe not easily.
It’s being reviewed right now.
by Tailgate Andy on Oct 19, 2008 5:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
aw yeah!
thats wat im talkin about!
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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
oh yay
and the colts just got a field goal blocked. awesome, go packers!!!
by cubic on Oct 19, 2008 5:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yaaaa!
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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
waste that time out
it will do you no good
by cubic on Oct 19, 2008 5:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wasted challenge
altho refs suck and blow at the same time!
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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
if the texans do lose the challenge
i sense super mario forcing a safety
by cubic on Oct 19, 2008 5:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
And the ruling on the field
is that they are placing the ball at the 2, and measuring.
by Tailgate Andy on Oct 19, 2008 5:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
td time baby :)
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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thanks for that
Can I have those minutes of my life back? Thanks.
by DisplacedTexan on Oct 19, 2008 5:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
close!
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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Slaton runs the ball
about a foot away from the goal line.
by Tailgate Andy on Oct 19, 2008 5:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Slaton stuffed
Still inside the 1 yard line.
by Tailgate Andy on Oct 19, 2008 5:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
give it to andre ffs!
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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OD TD baby
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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That lad
Quite talented.
I figured this was an obvious PA play… but I wondered if we’d do the run because it was an obvious PA play.
by DisplacedTexan on Oct 19, 2008 5:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i wondered if we would drop it cuz it was an obvious TD haha
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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
easy!
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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
glad that they threw for the td... i have shaub starting over rivers in fantasy and so far it was good choice
by shiner37 on Oct 19, 2008 5:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
diles = tackle machine!
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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
fair catches are for bitches!
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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
haha true I stand corrected
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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ohh nearly a schaubception!
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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ahman green
what kind of steroid cocktail are tehy giving him?
by cubic on Oct 19, 2008 5:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't know
but I bet they were testing it on Petey throughout the week.
by Tailgate Andy on Oct 19, 2008 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
KICKASS!
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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's times like that
that make me think it’s a good idea to have WR’s as the gunners on punts.
by Tailgate Andy on Oct 19, 2008 5:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FFS
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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Just kill yourself, Smith
Why would you ever blitz when you have them on the 3?
by DisplacedTexan on Oct 19, 2008 5:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
because your name is richard smith and you don’t know dick about football
by cubic on Oct 19, 2008 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
petey and smith
need to be fired. and punched
by cubic on Oct 19, 2008 5:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
we dont want to win???
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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Really?
What the shit is going on?
by DisplacedTexan on Oct 19, 2008 5:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FFS!
Im a lazy fucker and i would still burn petey the useless blind cunt!
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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
you just had a 29-yard reception and never left the couch
by bigfatdrunk on Oct 19, 2008 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know i think i might perfect nuclear fusion when im sleepin later
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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
idea
why don’t we just put in sage and complete the meltdown
by cubic on Oct 19, 2008 5:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
thank jesus allah buddah and all them aliens for AJ
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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
obviously :)
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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
throw the dam ball!!!!
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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Next time, specify that the ball needs to be thrown to a person in a Texans jersey
that’s actually on the field.
by Tailgate Andy on Oct 19, 2008 5:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sorry i forgot i was watchin the texans :)
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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do we ever force turnovers?
Just curious, because I don’t really remember any.
by DisplacedTexan on Oct 19, 2008 5:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Reeves got an INT
in the first game, I think. It seems like there was another one somewhere. Didn’t DeMeco pick up a fumble at one point this season?
by Tailgate Andy on Oct 19, 2008 5:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
cheap shot!
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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Turk needs a lesson
from the Italian diving team.
by Tailgate Andy on Oct 19, 2008 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uh... what?
That’s a mighty large “running into”
by DisplacedTexan on Oct 19, 2008 5:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He hasn't really done a lot.
He had a PI call in the endzone on a 2pt conversion.
by Tailgate Andy on Oct 19, 2008 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yay bennett!
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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dammit Fred.
We just got Faggins out of there. What the hell are you trying to pull?
by Tailgate Andy on Oct 19, 2008 5:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Who was it that just got run over?
It was a CB, so I’m tempted to say it was Bennett.
by Tailgate Andy on Oct 19, 2008 5:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
come on!
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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Also, I'm shocked
that Zac Diles is turning into a sack threat.
by Tailgate Andy on Oct 19, 2008 5:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nickel CB blitz!?
Did that really just happen?
by DisplacedTexan on Oct 19, 2008 5:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's like Dick Smith
wants to keep his job, and he’s trying really hard, but he’s just too incompetent. Sort of like Homer Simpson trying hard to do a good job.
by Tailgate Andy on Oct 19, 2008 5:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the trick is...never try
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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you kidding me?
Jeebus sweet on high our secondary is shit.
by DisplacedTexan on Oct 19, 2008 5:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
come on hit furrey!
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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ugh, Dunta just looked like he hasn't played in a year.
He completely whiffed on that tackle.
by Tailgate Andy on Oct 19, 2008 5:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
we suck T-rex balls!
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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wtf 15 yarder my hairy hole!
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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
30 yards on penalties
Come on you ass holes. Stupid fucking call.
by DisplacedTexan on Oct 19, 2008 5:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
why don't the refs
just come out in lions jerseys already
by cubic on Oct 19, 2008 5:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
stop dancin bennett ur still shit!
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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Bennett may suck at times,
but at least he’s there to make a play on the ball.
by Tailgate Andy on Oct 19, 2008 5:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He looks at it
Wild idea, I know.
by DisplacedTexan on Oct 19, 2008 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is he allowed to do that?
I’ve been watching Reeves, and I just assumed it was against the rules to look back.
by Tailgate Andy on Oct 19, 2008 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Best fans in football!
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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Called it!
Got Texans? Visit BattleRedBlog.com for the latest on your Houston Texans!
by SOLIS on Oct 20, 2008 6:13 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
TIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thats wat im talkin about!
we need a score right now!
why cant we finish these fuckers off
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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
seriously...
I’m having flashbacks. it’s time for schaub to nut up
by bigfatdrunk on Oct 19, 2008 5:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
almost
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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Stevie woulda been gone there!
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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Does he get bonuses by quarter?
I don’t recall seeing Green play this late in a game…. ever…..
by DisplacedTexan on Oct 19, 2008 5:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
jump ffs!
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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK!
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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He should have it.
The ref’s spot looked alright too.
by Tailgate Andy on Oct 19, 2008 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love it
When we play not-to-lose.
by DisplacedTexan on Oct 19, 2008 5:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
thank u durga!
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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
on the plus side
i think i am making up new obscenities
by cubic on Oct 19, 2008 5:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ya i think im developing a texans related dose of tourettes
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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
if you have been paying attention to ustream chat
i am the guy swearing in russian, because one language is not enough to express my frustration
by cubic on Oct 19, 2008 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
as long as ur not the spammer haha
maybe i should start cursin as gaeilge (in Irish)
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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
whythefuck...
are we running slow developing plays to get 1 fucking yard. why?
@cubic: Russian!?! Teach me! HAHAAH!
by bigfatdrunk on Oct 19, 2008 5:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
a rundown of all the words you'll want to know
i studied abroad there and seemingly the only thing drunk russian college students want to do is teach you bad words. so here you go
hui v rot = a dick into your mouth (fuck off)
hui v lbu = a dick into your forhead (fuck off)
hui s toboi = a dick with you (fuck off)
pizdets = cunt (used as fuck)
blyad = whore (used as fuck)
yob tvoyu mat = i fucked your mom
pidor/pidoras = faggot
i hope this helps your swearing career
by cubic on Oct 19, 2008 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just lost the ustream feed!
by bigfatdrunk on Oct 19, 2008 6:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
stream off air
wat is happening please now please!
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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 6:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
no
time?
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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 6:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
1 min left when Green was tackled
time continuing to run off.
by Tailgate Andy on Oct 19, 2008 6:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Welp
That tells me all I need to know about Kubes as a coach.
by DisplacedTexan on Oct 19, 2008 6:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yep
it’s really time to start doubting his competency.
by bigfatdrunk on Oct 19, 2008 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
texans called a time out
with 20 seconds left to get the punt team on the field (the play clock was down to 1)
by Tailgate Andy on Oct 19, 2008 6:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
we need a super punt
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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 6:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
downed at the 3 yard line
by Molden this time.
by Tailgate Andy on Oct 19, 2008 6:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
we rule at no return punts!
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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 6:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
They tried to lateral the ball a few times
but ultimately threw it out as one of the players was being tackled.
by Tailgate Andy on Oct 19, 2008 6:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
na but she mumbled it cuz my cock was in her mouth
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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
PHEW!
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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 6:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
we need to get our fuckin act together.
we should be destroyin this sort of shower of shite team!
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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 6:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that was
much more dramatic than it should have been
by cubic on Oct 19, 2008 6:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
true but chalk one more up for the good guys!
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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Victory Weekend 2.0
I declare Victory Weekend 2.0 a success.
by DisplacedTexan on Oct 19, 2008 6:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

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