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Open Game Day Thread--Detroit v. Houston, Part Deux

Here's the second installment of your open game day thread for the ongoing contest against Detroit. Keep hope alive!

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Man, I wish I could see

VFB Stuttgart play as well as the Texans have so far today.

by Tailgate Andy on Oct 19, 2008 4:33 PM CDT reply actions  

the magic of stevie?

Love the Texans, Never been in Texas

by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 4:38 PM CDT reply actions  

yeah,

we’re a minute or so in.

by Tailgate Andy on Oct 19, 2008 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, the lions went 3 and out

by cubic on Oct 19, 2008 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

ah crud!

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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 4:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Diles on the blitz

just missed getting another sack.

by Tailgate Andy on Oct 19, 2008 4:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Holy fuck

A blitz. I SAWZ IT! I SAWZ IT WIT ME OWN EYZ!

by DisplacedTexan on Oct 19, 2008 4:44 PM CDT reply actions  

FFS

Tackle!

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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 4:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Ugh

That looked like the Texans run defense of old.

by Tailgate Andy on Oct 19, 2008 4:47 PM CDT reply actions  

don't tell me

there is goign to be a collapse here

by cubic on Oct 19, 2008 4:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Going back to Johnson

I like what I’m seeing on this drive. It’s like they realized that in order to have success, they need to be a pass first offense.

by Tailgate Andy on Oct 19, 2008 4:53 PM CDT reply actions  

what the fuck

is with the douchebags in ustream chat?

by cubic on Oct 19, 2008 4:54 PM CDT reply actions  

ya they suck!

Love the Texans, Never been in Texas

by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Consistent carries

Of 2-3 yards. We haven’t had this before.

by DisplacedTexan on Oct 19, 2008 4:57 PM CDT reply actions  

was it on the other thread

about reggie bush tearing a knee ligament or something? don’t think he’s gone for the year though.

by lnewcomer on Oct 19, 2008 4:57 PM CDT reply actions  

he’s just out for a few weeks as far as i know

by cubic on Oct 19, 2008 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

here we go!

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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:01 PM CDT reply actions  

go for it!

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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:02 PM CDT reply actions  

aw yeah!

thats wat im talkin about!

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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:02 PM CDT reply actions  

oh yay

and the colts just got a field goal blocked. awesome, go packers!!!

by cubic on Oct 19, 2008 5:03 PM CDT reply actions  

yaaaa!

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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:03 PM CDT reply actions  

wasted challenge

altho refs suck and blow at the same time!

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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:06 PM CDT reply actions  

td time baby :)

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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Thanks for that

Can I have those minutes of my life back? Thanks.

by DisplacedTexan on Oct 19, 2008 5:08 PM CDT reply actions  

close!

Love the Texans, Never been in Texas

by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Slaton runs the ball

about a foot away from the goal line.

by Tailgate Andy on Oct 19, 2008 5:10 PM CDT reply actions  

give it to andre ffs!

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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:11 PM CDT reply actions  

OD TD baby

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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:11 PM CDT reply actions  

That lad

Quite talented.

I figured this was an obvious PA play… but I wondered if we’d do the run because it was an obvious PA play.

by DisplacedTexan on Oct 19, 2008 5:12 PM CDT reply actions  

easy!

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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:12 PM CDT reply actions  

diles = tackle machine!

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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:15 PM CDT reply actions  

ohh nearly a schaubception!

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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:20 PM CDT reply actions  

ahman green

what kind of steroid cocktail are tehy giving him?

by cubic on Oct 19, 2008 5:21 PM CDT reply actions  

I don't know

but I bet they were testing it on Petey throughout the week.

by Tailgate Andy on Oct 19, 2008 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

KICKASS!

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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:24 PM CDT reply actions  

It's times like that

that make me think it’s a good idea to have WR’s as the gunners on punts.

by Tailgate Andy on Oct 19, 2008 5:24 PM CDT reply actions  

FFS

Love the Texans, Never been in Texas

by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Just kill yourself, Smith

Why would you ever blitz when you have them on the 3?

by DisplacedTexan on Oct 19, 2008 5:27 PM CDT reply actions  

because your name is richard smith and you don’t know dick about football

by cubic on Oct 19, 2008 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

petey and smith

need to be fired. and punched

by cubic on Oct 19, 2008 5:28 PM CDT reply actions  

we dont want to win???

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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Really?

What the shit is going on?

by DisplacedTexan on Oct 19, 2008 5:29 PM CDT reply actions  

idea

why don’t we just put in sage and complete the meltdown

by cubic on Oct 19, 2008 5:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Do we ever force turnovers?

Just curious, because I don’t really remember any.

by DisplacedTexan on Oct 19, 2008 5:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Reeves got an INT

in the first game, I think. It seems like there was another one somewhere. Didn’t DeMeco pick up a fumble at one point this season?

by Tailgate Andy on Oct 19, 2008 5:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

yay bennett!

Love the Texans, Never been in Texas

by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Who was it that just got run over?

It was a CB, so I’m tempted to say it was Bennett.

by Tailgate Andy on Oct 19, 2008 5:43 PM CDT reply actions  

come on!

Love the Texans, Never been in Texas

by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Also, I'm shocked

that Zac Diles is turning into a sack threat.

by Tailgate Andy on Oct 19, 2008 5:43 PM CDT reply actions  

i saw it

Love the Texans, Never been in Texas

by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's like Dick Smith

wants to keep his job, and he’s trying really hard, but he’s just too incompetent. Sort of like Homer Simpson trying hard to do a good job.

by Tailgate Andy on Oct 19, 2008 5:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

the trick is...never try

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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Are you kidding me?

Jeebus sweet on high our secondary is shit.

by DisplacedTexan on Oct 19, 2008 5:47 PM CDT reply actions  

come on hit furrey!

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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:47 PM CDT reply actions  

we suck T-rex balls!

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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:48 PM CDT reply actions  

wtf 15 yarder my hairy hole!

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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:49 PM CDT reply actions  

30 yards on penalties

Come on you ass holes. Stupid fucking call.

by DisplacedTexan on Oct 19, 2008 5:49 PM CDT reply actions  

why don't the refs

just come out in lions jerseys already

by cubic on Oct 19, 2008 5:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Bennett may suck at times,

but at least he’s there to make a play on the ball.

by Tailgate Andy on Oct 19, 2008 5:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Is he allowed to do that?

I’ve been watching Reeves, and I just assumed it was against the rules to look back.

by Tailgate Andy on Oct 19, 2008 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Best fans in football!

Love the Texans, Never been in Texas

by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Called it!

Got Texans? Visit BattleRedBlog.com for the latest on your Houston Texans!

by SOLIS on Oct 20, 2008 6:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

TIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Thats wat im talkin about!

we need a score right now!
why cant we finish these fuckers off

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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:52 PM CDT reply actions  

seriously...

I’m having flashbacks. it’s time for schaub to nut up

by bigfatdrunk on Oct 19, 2008 5:52 PM CDT reply actions  

almost

Love the Texans, Never been in Texas

by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Does he get bonuses by quarter?

I don’t recall seeing Green play this late in a game…. ever…..

by DisplacedTexan on Oct 19, 2008 5:54 PM CDT reply actions  

jump ffs!

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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:55 PM CDT reply actions  

FUCK!

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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:55 PM CDT reply actions  

thank u durga!

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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 5:56 PM CDT reply actions  

if you have been paying attention to ustream chat

i am the guy swearing in russian, because one language is not enough to express my frustration

by cubic on Oct 19, 2008 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

as long as ur not the spammer haha

maybe i should start cursin as gaeilge (in Irish)

Love the Texans, Never been in Texas

by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

whythefuck...

are we running slow developing plays to get 1 fucking yard. why?

@cubic: Russian!?! Teach me! HAHAAH!

by bigfatdrunk on Oct 19, 2008 5:59 PM CDT reply actions  

a rundown of all the words you'll want to know

i studied abroad there and seemingly the only thing drunk russian college students want to do is teach you bad words. so here you go

hui v rot = a dick into your mouth (fuck off)
hui v lbu = a dick into your forhead (fuck off)
hui s toboi = a dick with you (fuck off)
pizdets = cunt (used as fuck)
blyad = whore (used as fuck)
yob tvoyu mat = i fucked your mom
pidor/pidoras = faggot

i hope this helps your swearing career

by cubic on Oct 19, 2008 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

stream off air

wat is happening please now please!

Love the Texans, Never been in Texas

by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 6:02 PM CDT reply actions  

no

time?

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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 6:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Welp

That tells me all I need to know about Kubes as a coach.

by DisplacedTexan on Oct 19, 2008 6:03 PM CDT reply actions  

yep

it’s really time to start doubting his competency.

by bigfatdrunk on Oct 19, 2008 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

texans called a time out

with 20 seconds left to get the punt team on the field (the play clock was down to 1)

by Tailgate Andy on Oct 19, 2008 6:04 PM CDT reply actions  

we need a super punt

Love the Texans, Never been in Texas

by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 6:04 PM CDT reply actions  

we rule at no return punts!

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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 6:05 PM CDT reply actions  

They tried to lateral the ball a few times

but ultimately threw it out as one of the players was being tackled.

by Tailgate Andy on Oct 19, 2008 6:06 PM CDT reply actions  

PHEW!

Love the Texans, Never been in Texas

by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 6:06 PM CDT reply actions  

we need to get our fuckin act together.

we should be destroyin this sort of shower of shite team!

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by flanno7hi on Oct 19, 2008 6:07 PM CDT reply actions  

that was

much more dramatic than it should have been

by cubic on Oct 19, 2008 6:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Victory Weekend 2.0

I declare Victory Weekend 2.0 a success.

by DisplacedTexan on Oct 19, 2008 6:12 PM CDT reply actions  

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