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Open Game Day Thread--Houston v. Indianapolis

Houston Texans at Indianapolis Colts, Nov 16, 2008 12:00 PM CST


Is there a Texans fan alive who actually thinks our beloved squad is going to come out of Indianapolis with a win today? I think the ever-dwindling Houston fan base has reverted to our natural condition of dreadful anticipation for the next kick to the stomach. And that's not even counting what happened the last time our team met the Colts.

It's barely past 10 a.m. and I already need a drink.

As always, leave your pre-game, in-game, and post-game pondering and invectives in the Comments below. The second-half thread will post to the main page at 1:30 p.m. CST, so move the party there at halftime. GO TEXANS!

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Colts inactives

SS Bob Sanders, CB Kelvin Hayden, LB Buster Davis, C Steve Justice, WR Roy Hall, TE Tom Santi, DT Daniel Muir, DE Curtis Johnson.

Texans
 QB Matt Schaub, WR Andre Davis, LB Kevis Coley, LB Morlon Greenwood, G Kasey Studdard, T Rashad Butler, TE Mark Bruener, DT Amobi Okoye.

Shonn Greene for Heisman
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Nov 16, 2008 10:52 AM CST reply actions  

Re: Inactives

Your squad not having Sanders and Hayden is huge today, is it not? If I was capable of having hope today, I might have some now.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Nov 16, 2008 11:38 AM CST up reply actions  

They haven't had Hayden for a while

He missed a month with a knee injury then in his first practice back pulled his hamstring and has been out for another few. Sanders is obviously huge, but he’s been out earlier this year and Melvin Bullitt was great filling in.

Shonn Greene for Heisman
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Nov 16, 2008 11:46 AM CST up reply actions  

Nice Return

Too bad it’s getting called back for holding.

by Tailgate Andy on Nov 16, 2008 12:03 PM CST reply actions  

Stevie Wonder

First Down, and he kept his helmet on to boot.

by Tailgate Andy on Nov 16, 2008 12:04 PM CST reply actions  

Ok not a first down

but he followed it up with a 23 yard run. Of course, he fumbled it, but K-dub picked it up for us.

by Tailgate Andy on Nov 16, 2008 12:05 PM CST up reply actions  

No, I don't think Slaton's hurt

I’d imagine that Kubiak sat him down for a couple of plays because he put the ball on the ground.

by Tailgate Andy on Nov 16, 2008 12:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Running Back

Have I ever told you guys how much I love having a real running back?

It’s sweet.

by DisplacedTexan on Nov 16, 2008 12:08 PM CST reply actions  

They haven't stopped our running at all

So throw it on 3rd and 1 inside the 20! Makes perfect sense!

by DisplacedTexan on Nov 16, 2008 12:09 PM CST reply actions  

There Wasn't A Single Texan Fan

Who thought we were going to run there. You knew it was going to be Sage rolling to his right.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Nov 16, 2008 12:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Exactly

The only surprise was that it wasn’t play action.

by HoustonDiehards on Nov 16, 2008 12:13 PM CST up reply actions  

we will move the ball a lot

but thats probably one of the better ENDS of the drive we’ll have today.

Healthy and Turnover free 2008-09, and we win 11!

by texanphil on Nov 16, 2008 12:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Bob Sanders not playing

That’s huge! Not as huge as Matt Schaub not playing, but still.

by HoustonDiehards on Nov 16, 2008 12:12 PM CST reply actions  

ok faggins

they are comin at ya on 3rd down

Healthy and Turnover free 2008-09, and we win 11!

by texanphil on Nov 16, 2008 12:18 PM CST reply actions  

its really peyton's only read

wheres petey

Healthy and Turnover free 2008-09, and we win 11!

by texanphil on Nov 16, 2008 12:19 PM CST up reply actions  

special teams will be the difference today?

its looking that way.

No holding on this huge runback, k?

Healthy and Turnover free 2008-09, and we win 11!

by texanphil on Nov 16, 2008 12:20 PM CST reply actions  

protect the rock

and stay aggressive

Healthy and Turnover free 2008-09, and we win 11!

by texanphil on Nov 16, 2008 12:26 PM CST reply actions  

FG

yawn, we suck again

Healthy and Turnover free 2008-09, and we win 11!

by texanphil on Nov 16, 2008 12:27 PM CST reply actions  

Oy.

Well… um… that’s something I guess.

by DisplacedTexan on Nov 16, 2008 12:28 PM CST reply actions  

I think we should let OD be QB

once we get inside the 20…

can he do worse?

Healthy and Turnover free 2008-09, and we win 11!

by texanphil on Nov 16, 2008 12:28 PM CST reply actions  

Passing To Set Up The Run

Is not a great plan. That, and get ready for Duane Brown to get posterized another few times today.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Nov 16, 2008 12:29 PM CST reply actions  

I think they think they can run

Peytons on my fantasy team, so hopefully we keep stuffing it

Healthy and Turnover free 2008-09, and we win 11!

by texanphil on Nov 16, 2008 12:33 PM CST reply actions  

I wonder...

What’s it like to watch a team where you expect the defense to make a stop? What does that feel like?

by DisplacedTexan on Nov 16, 2008 12:34 PM CST reply actions  

LOL

“Mario never expects someone else to make the play.”

You and me both, buddy.

by DisplacedTexan on Nov 16, 2008 12:34 PM CST up reply actions  

another 3rd down

again… sigh

Healthy and Turnover free 2008-09, and we win 11!

by texanphil on Nov 16, 2008 12:39 PM CST reply actions  

By the way - I hope there's some reason 23 didn't make the team flight

If he just skipped it, that is BUSH league. The guy’s supposed to be a team leader.

by HoustonDiehards on Nov 16, 2008 12:40 PM CST reply actions  

Shut up Manning

I hate playing the Colts, solely because it bores me to tears listening to Manning bark bullshit for 10 minutes before the snap.

by DisplacedTexan on Nov 16, 2008 12:41 PM CST reply actions  

awesome

they suck as bad as we do

Healthy and Turnover free 2008-09, and we win 11!

by texanphil on Nov 16, 2008 12:42 PM CST reply actions  

Adibi

Has looked great so far.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Nov 16, 2008 12:43 PM CST reply actions  

Yeah his sideline to sideline speed will definitely help

… but uh, once someone squares up on him running downhill, ruh roh.

Anyway, yeah – he’s a positive so far!

by HoustonDiehards on Nov 16, 2008 12:46 PM CST up reply actions  

And Dunta

Was going to level Peyton if he held the ball a second longer on 3rd down there.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Nov 16, 2008 12:43 PM CST reply actions  

I was afraid Dunta was going to hit him late

…was waiting for the flag. I guess Dunta’s punishment wasn’t too severe, he’s been out there a lot.

by HoustonDiehards on Nov 16, 2008 12:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Can't Punish Dunta Too Much

Or you risk punishing innocent fans by subjecting us to a game full of Jacques and Petey with no hope of replacement.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Nov 16, 2008 12:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Come on Texans!

Dammit, put these bastards away this time.

DannoE

"You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one."
Go Titans!

by DannoE on Nov 16, 2008 12:47 PM CST reply actions  

I went to take a leak

And came back to see us punting. Not a good sign.

by DisplacedTexan on Nov 16, 2008 12:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Yup

Welcome to Houston Texans football!

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Nov 16, 2008 12:50 PM CST up reply actions  

I hate to even ask, cuz we suck

but didn’t we get screwed on the spot on the 2nd down catch?

Healthy and Turnover free 2008-09, and we win 11!

by texanphil on Nov 16, 2008 12:50 PM CST reply actions  

Please tell me they're going to kick it again

We can’t play like we’re afraid to put the ball in JJ’s hands – even if we are.

by HoustonDiehards on Nov 16, 2008 12:57 PM CST reply actions  

i believe they are

Healthy and Turnover free 2008-09, and we win 11!

by texanphil on Nov 16, 2008 12:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh hey look

They can’t stop the run. So running the ball brings positive yardage. Stunning!

by DisplacedTexan on Nov 16, 2008 1:01 PM CST reply actions  

OD=FD

Pissed he didn’t break it as well. Love that guy.

by DisplacedTexan on Nov 16, 2008 1:03 PM CST reply actions  

OD with a first down?

Why, I never…

Time for a little red-zone magic. And by magic, I mean turnover.

by Nashmeister on Nov 16, 2008 1:04 PM CST reply actions  

Is it possible?

To love Stevie Wonder any more? An ACTUAL running back!

by DisplacedTexan on Nov 16, 2008 1:04 PM CST reply actions  

I didn't know it was even possible before now...

To run the ball in the red-zone. I’m pretty sure Dayne averaged about 1 ypc around here last year.

by Nashmeister on Nov 16, 2008 1:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Hi all

come on Houston!

Love the Texans, Never been in Texas

by flanno7hi on Nov 16, 2008 1:06 PM CST reply actions  

OH MY GOD

RUNNING THE BALL WORKS

WHAT IS THIS DARK MAGIC?

by HoustonDiehards on Nov 16, 2008 1:06 PM CST reply actions  

You saw it too!?

I thought I was seeing things. I thought I was taking crazy pills.

by DisplacedTexan on Nov 16, 2008 1:07 PM CST up reply actions  

hahaha

Love the Texans, Never been in Texas

by flanno7hi on Nov 16, 2008 1:06 PM CST reply actions  

Slaton

Looks absurdly good. Welcome back, Super Steve.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Nov 16, 2008 1:07 PM CST reply actions  

And Mike Alstott with the TD.

Five carries, 8 yards, 1 TD. Thanks, you vulture.

by Nashmeister on Nov 16, 2008 1:07 PM CST reply actions  

holy shit

i just get back from doing important collegiate thigns and drinking, and the texans scored yeahhhhh

by cubic on Nov 16, 2008 1:07 PM CST reply actions  

important collegiate thigns and drinking

important collegiate things are drinking

Love the Texans, Never been in Texas

by flanno7hi on Nov 16, 2008 1:09 PM CST reply actions  

Word

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Nov 16, 2008 1:10 PM CST up reply actions  

actually

the important collegiate thing was running a model un conference for high schoolers, which clearly does not preclude starting drinking at 9 in the morning. or something

by cubic on Nov 16, 2008 1:10 PM CST up reply actions  

aw i miss uni

Love the Texans, Never been in Texas

by flanno7hi on Nov 16, 2008 1:11 PM CST up reply actions  

it's my last year

so i have to pack in as much irresponsibility as possible

by cubic on Nov 16, 2008 1:14 PM CST up reply actions  

this is called hope

and we’ve been burned before

Healthy and Turnover free 2008-09, and we win 11!

by texanphil on Nov 16, 2008 1:11 PM CST reply actions  

What's that in the sky?

It’s a bird! No, it’s a plane! No, it’s… The Rosencopter!

by Nashmeister on Nov 16, 2008 1:13 PM CST up reply actions  

And inept coverage.

Thanks, Richard Smith. Even if it wasn’t your fault. Dick.

by Nashmeister on Nov 16, 2008 1:14 PM CST up reply actions  

not yet

wait til we almost have it in the bag

Love the Texans, Never been in Texas

by flanno7hi on Nov 16, 2008 1:14 PM CST up reply actions  

rosey can't hurt us on the bench

can he?

Healthy and Turnover free 2008-09, and we win 11!

by texanphil on Nov 16, 2008 1:15 PM CST up reply actions  

richard smith might line him up at safety

not that he could play much worse than frenchy or petey

by cubic on Nov 16, 2008 1:15 PM CST up reply actions  

wanna bet?

Love the Texans, Never been in Texas

by flanno7hi on Nov 16, 2008 1:15 PM CST up reply actions  

LOLOL

My god Mario is KILLING Tony Ugoh. Holy shit!!

by HoustonDiehards on Nov 16, 2008 1:14 PM CST reply actions  

me too

he causes global warming too, with his copter

Love the Texans, Never been in Texas

by flanno7hi on Nov 16, 2008 1:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Was there any doubt?

This is why we suck ass. There’s no such thing as momentum with this team, because any time the offensive does anything good, Richard Smith goes into prevent defense.

by Nashmeister on Nov 16, 2008 1:17 PM CST up reply actions  

I was just about to compliment

Our end-of-half defense for not being liquified shit. Oh well.

by HoustonDiehards on Nov 16, 2008 1:17 PM CST reply actions  

i love this

colts penalties are doing a better job stopping them than we are

by cubic on Nov 16, 2008 1:17 PM CST reply actions  

if the rosenchoppa can lose a game for us

i can always hope the colts can fuck up badly enough to lose a game too

by cubic on Nov 16, 2008 1:19 PM CST up reply actions  

no, nevermind

nobody else is that comically inept

by cubic on Nov 16, 2008 1:20 PM CST up reply actions  

thats RS's defense

hope they screw up enough to stop themselves

Healthy and Turnover free 2008-09, and we win 11!

by texanphil on Nov 16, 2008 1:19 PM CST up reply actions  

sack!

no timeouts

Healthy and Turnover free 2008-09, and we win 11!

by texanphil on Nov 16, 2008 1:21 PM CST reply actions  

is adibi back in?

Healthy and Turnover free 2008-09, and we win 11!

by texanphil on Nov 16, 2008 1:21 PM CST reply actions  

Whoa.

We have all 3 timeouts? That means no dumb Kube’s challenges AND no dumb Sage TOs!

Small victories.

by DisplacedTexan on Nov 16, 2008 1:21 PM CST reply actions  

and a lead at the half

Healthy and Turnover free 2008-09, and we win 11!

by texanphil on Nov 16, 2008 1:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Holy fuck.

They’re not settling for three. Why oh why does this inept sack of shit still have a job?

by Nashmeister on Nov 16, 2008 1:21 PM CST reply actions  

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