Open Game Day Thread--Houston v. Indianapolis, Part Deux
by Tim on Nov 16, 2008 1:30 PM CST
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PrintFor anyone who isn't yet feeling the effects of your Chlorox cocktails, let's keep the praise (or far more likely, the hate) going in Part Deux of the BRB Game Day Extravaganza via the Comments below. Antifreeze sold separately.
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Our defense LOVES to suck in the second half
But who knows? So far, so good.
(chopchopchopchopchopchopchop)
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 16, 2008 1:31 PM CST reply actions
Tony Ugoh
If he doesn’t get any help, Mario might destroy his life essence. Unreal how bad Mario is pwning him.
When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.
by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 16, 2008 1:31 PM CST reply actions
Fun to watch though.
Mario has been close to Payton about 6 times.
by DisplacedTexan on Nov 16, 2008 1:32 PM CST up reply actions
FYI
Ajax 4-1 PSV.
When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.
by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 16, 2008 1:35 PM CST up reply actions
Real quick
2-1 Fulham over Spurs. At the Cottage :(
/soccer talk off
by DisplacedTexan on Nov 16, 2008 1:36 PM CST up reply actions
I'm expecting Ugoh to do just that
Our pass rush has been pretty good.
Our d is a lot better when the Colts drop passes.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 16, 2008 1:37 PM CST up reply actions
You know, it would make total sense for Houston to win this game
…on the road, against a good team – a team we’ve only beaten ONCE in our history.
That way we could all say “hey, they clearly can play with anyone, they had this big road win, maybe they CAN win enough to make the playoffs!”
I mean seriously – Texans fans? How could that NOT happen to us?
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 16, 2008 1:37 PM CST reply actions
remember we drafted Mario
for these two games each year
even though the record doesn’t show it, I think its worked out pretty well.
Healthy and Turnover free 2008-09, and we win 11!
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i feel your pain
i’m in virginia right now, so nobody who isn’t me has any interest at all in watching the texans. i have to find some way to watch my favorite trainwreck
I just moved to england from ireland
so basically no1 knows who the texans are – weirdos
Love the Texans, Never been in Texas
they should recognize such a good sport
when i was in russia last year nobody wanted to talk about football either… jerks
it would dash the sense of hope EARLIER
its inevitable
Healthy and Turnover free 2008-09, and we win 11!
Sidebar
Something I truly, truly hate – TV commercials that take Christmas songs and turn them in to ads. I despise that.
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 16, 2008 1:47 PM CST reply actions
just like last week though
anything embarassing that our defense does is a net positive.
RS is out the door faster
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Surprised?
Of course not.
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Timeout
That leads to a TD.
Nice work, guys.
by DisplacedTexan on Nov 16, 2008 1:51 PM CST up reply actions
Alright let's get this shit going
AJ has two catches. Let’s get him going while still pounding it with the run game.
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 16, 2008 1:50 PM CST reply actions
I just came
When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.
by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 16, 2008 1:58 PM CST up reply actions
SLATON!
I can’t shake the feeling that we’re being set up for a kick to the pills, but still…
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Hah, yeah
Big series for the defense.
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 16, 2008 1:56 PM CST up reply actions
what are you talking about
I think we have a great cushion…
shut her down
Healthy and Turnover free 2008-09, and we win 11!
Slightly Related
But is Kevin Walter actually Jordan Shipley’s long lost uncle? I can hardly tell the two apart.
Smith
knows how to shift momentum quickly… ill give him that
Healthy and Turnover free 2008-09, and we win 11!
Looks like our defense
Is holding true to form. First half – good, second half – SHIT.
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 16, 2008 1:59 PM CST reply actions
Pansy receivers
I’ve never seen a team who’s receivers are more willing to run out of bounds than take a hit.
Yep, the Texans have officially whipped out their vaginas.
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 16, 2008 2:02 PM CST reply actions
You're insane
Mario has looked great. Travis is injured. And DeMeco only bit on the Addai TD.
by DisplacedTexan on Nov 16, 2008 2:03 PM CST up reply actions
travis
was on a stretcher 10 mins ago, so cut him some slack
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he's always
Travis is always dropping out of games for cramps, twisted knees, and sprains
he’s gotta go!
i hope you are referring to richard smith's impending firing
that’s the change i most want to see. do you think obama can do that by executive order?
I think a 3 and out
seals it… which is sad, but its our season
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so... we have 1 time out left
On the road.
In a close game.
/Texans
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 16, 2008 2:09 PM CST reply actions
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by HoustonDiehards on Nov 16, 2008 2:09 PM CST reply actions
here comes addai
and I’m playing against him in fantasy.
ugh
Healthy and Turnover free 2008-09, and we win 11!
oh we'll stop em
They have to kick it to us after they score… its in the rules
Healthy and Turnover free 2008-09, and we win 11!
understatement of the century
“thats one thing rosenfails doesnt do too well, protect the football”
In other news water is wet
Love the Texans, Never been in Texas
Huh?
What does “force a turnover” mean?
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 16, 2008 2:11 PM CST reply actions
thats in richard smith's playbook
right after “blitz”
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Winston
Got owned by Mathis on that third down.
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Another Neat Development
Is how Andre has been rendered a decoy again. Our offense rules.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
and a severe misuse of OD
but really, our offense cannot be blamed for much of anything this year.
They have to feel like they have to score every drive, cuz they do.
Healthy and Turnover free 2008-09, and we win 11!
HOW did BULMAN....
get hurt? he isn’t even giving any effort!!! didn’t know you coould get hurt just standing around watching!!! weird.
don't get down yet
I’ve seen teams get down by 17 points with only 5 mins left in the game and actually win!
So there’s a chance!
Healthy and Turnover free 2008-09, and we win 11!
Thanks to the ref
For bailing 32 out there.
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 16, 2008 2:16 PM CST reply actions
No way.
It was at most nothing, and maybe OPI.
by DisplacedTexan on Nov 16, 2008 2:17 PM CST up reply actions
We disagree
But we can agree it doesn’t matter.
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 16, 2008 2:18 PM CST up reply actions
good defensive adjustments
3 drives, 3 td’s
awesome
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Garbage Time, fellas! I mean - fourth quarter
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 16, 2008 2:20 PM CST reply actions
looking forward to the final whistle
now i seem even more insane supposrting the texans from so far away
Love the Texans, Never been in Texas
dont worry about the close part
that will take care of itself.
But we do look better on offense than last week. I guess the Ravens D is better than the Colts (minus their best defensive player)
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Richard Smith And Everyone In The Secondary
Are stealing every time they cash a check from Bob McNair. This is revolting.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
don't restrict your comments to the secondary..
HOW about that overpaid, fat, slow, weak d-line!!!!???
by tejanoiraqvet on Nov 16, 2008 2:24 PM CST up reply actions
Fair Point
As to everyone on the DL except Mario.
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I give up.
I have no idea what to say at this point.
Watching the Texans is like the sports equivalent of being Sisyphus.
only smith would have coated ur boulder with iron just to slow u down
Love the Texans, Never been in Texas
it really doesn't matter how we do against the rest of the league
if we go 0-6 against our division every year, we can’t possibly ever go to the playoffs. It doesn’t work out.
Healthy and Turnover free 2008-09, and we win 11!
Now, down 10 and with the game far out of reach
It’s time to abandon the run!
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 16, 2008 2:24 PM CST reply actions
dont forget the turnover
we haven’t tried that play yet. Its one of our favorites
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That's true
Time for Sage to uncork the statue of OMFG play
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 16, 2008 2:26 PM CST up reply actions
we're always losing
so we are always trying too hard. Or something like that.
Healthy and Turnover free 2008-09, and we win 11!
yeah but alcohol is legal
and weed makes me really upset, a state which i can achieve by watching or thinking about the texans
takes the edge off the pain
i’m havin some guinness – yes i am a stereotype
Love the Texans, Never been in Texas
which enables us to go
1. DE
2. Safety
3. RB (to back up slaton)
in the draft (the highlight of the year)
Healthy and Turnover free 2008-09, and we win 11!
I have a serious suggestion.
Why don’t we just onside kick it every time? Does anyone think it’ll actually make a difference whether they have to drive 75 yards or 45 yards? At least it gives our offense a fighting chance.
and it would run less time off the clock.
I say – put it in the playbook.
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 16, 2008 2:31 PM CST up reply actions
brilliant idea
maybe it will prevent our defense from being tired and instead of playing for just one half, they can do it for the whole game
you can see they watch film
they smelled out the bootleg
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chopchopchopchopchop
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by HoustonDiehards on Nov 16, 2008 2:32 PM CST reply actions
at least we don't have to worry about being disappointed today
even if we get 6 here, we would have to count on a defensive stop to think about winning.
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It's just because his landing has been delayed
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 16, 2008 2:33 PM CST up reply actions
what has he done to keep from being fired?
the offense is good against bad-average defenses. The D sucks against everybody.
Healthy and Turnover free 2008-09, and we win 11!
GREAT Second Effort By Ahman
I’m impressed. Unfortunately, this means the D now takes the field.
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Onsides
There’s really no reason not to.
by DisplacedTexan on Nov 16, 2008 2:35 PM CST up reply actions
I don't care what y'all say
Ahman Green was a GREAT pickup in FA! Look, 2 touchdowns today!
Healthy and Turnover free 2008-09, and we win 11!
You Just Stole Justice's Lead Tomorrow For His Column In The Chron!
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new strategy
blitz with all of your players on every down, because the secondary can’t do shit anyway
like in NFL Blitz
The suicide blitz? Never worked. Still fun.
by DisplacedTexan on Nov 16, 2008 2:40 PM CST up reply actions
The Colts are the worst rushing team in the NFL
I’m just saying.
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 16, 2008 2:39 PM CST reply actions
tell that to Addai
he has 26.1 points against me today!
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Yeah
I’m saying it as an illustration of how much steaming shit our defense is.
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 16, 2008 2:40 PM CST up reply actions
Richards plan for this game
was for them to drop passes and get penalties.
They didn’t stick to the game plan in the second half.
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9 of 13 on 3rd down conversions
and 4 dropped passes.
Great job D.
Healthy and Turnover free 2008-09, and we win 11!
What do you want from him?
They gave him 20 million, not 50!
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 16, 2008 2:45 PM CST up reply actions
look a 3rd and long
they hav eus right where they want us
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 16, 2008 2:44 PM CST reply actions
You Said It
Here comes the pain, courtesy of Clark, Harrison, or Wayne.
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How are we even in this?
This team is so baffling. Every week we look like shit. Yet every week (save Baltimore) we’re somehow in the game.
I think we have a "keep it close" mentality
which works in games like this, but when you are way ahead, we’re the same way, and it sucks.
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In this?
Mathematically, yeah. Just like we’re still in the playoff hunt.
/negative
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 16, 2008 2:48 PM CST up reply actions
oh we'll stop em
then rosey will take us to their 10 and fumble, pick it up, and throw a pick.
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Bad spot
They’ll get a first down out of this I bet.
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 16, 2008 2:47 PM CST reply actions
actually this is my game prediction
indy field goal
super steve has a 60 yard td
colts do a two minute drill against our horrible defense and win anyway
everyone who commented here drowns their sorrows and wakes up in jail
they don't need their timeouts
huge upside potential
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so we'll have no time to score 10 points
who cares?
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Spot of the ball.
It would be 4th and 1 if it stands.
by DisplacedTexan on Nov 16, 2008 2:48 PM CST up reply actions
dungy will kick it
the way our offense has been moving the ball
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easy fist down
not sure what Kubes is bitching about.
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 16, 2008 2:50 PM CST reply actions
its nine pm here this shit leaves a crappy memory for my weekend
Love the Texans, Never been in Texas
no timeouts!
overrated!
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 16, 2008 2:53 PM CST up reply actions
We still have our 3 from the first half.
We get those… right….?
by DisplacedTexan on Nov 16, 2008 2:54 PM CST up reply actions
painful
the defensive coaching staff should not be allowed on the plane home.
Healthy and Turnover free 2008-09, and we win 11!
Nice job by Earl Cochran
That man deserves to be a starter, right there.
Signed,
Six games ago
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 16, 2008 2:54 PM CST reply actions
a timeout there doesn't make sense
you save max 8 seconds.
wait until just after the 2 min in case they throw it, saving a timeout or 40 seconds
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by HoustonDiehards on Nov 16, 2008 2:57 PM CST reply actions
Who Was It?
That exploded through the OL there and got to Peyton? Because he gets the game ball.
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no the game ball goes to Sage
after this drive!
HAH!
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Time to be a hero, Rosenfels.
And there’s only one way to do it. Traditional two-minute drill sideline passes are forgotten.
Helicoptering into four defenders is forever.
that's why ...
they picked our ass off!?
by tejanoiraqvet on Nov 16, 2008 3:08 PM CST up reply actions
no he'll give us more hope than this
we’ll get inside their 20
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by HoustonDiehards on Nov 16, 2008 3:01 PM CST reply actions
INTERCEPTION
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Who in the christfuck was that ball intended for??
The guy who caught it?
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 16, 2008 3:02 PM CST reply actions
game over
Dear sage,
Fuck you! I don’t exist.
Signed,
Your possible career as a starter
Love the Texans, Never been in Texas
lololololololololol
didn’t see that coming
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 16, 2008 3:03 PM CST reply actions
The Worst Part?
I would only have been surprised if he HADN’T thrown a pick. This would be funny if it wasn’t so freaking predictable.
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I think there's something to that betting scandal theory
Someone has gotten to Rosey. He’s the other team’s MVP
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I have been thinkin this for a while
It was happening in soccer and Tennis
some1 check what the betfair odds were.
I smell a rat,
Nope Richard “IDIOT” Smith just crapped his pants again
Love the Texans, Never been in Texas
If only Matt had been healthy
They would have had to find some other way to lose.
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 16, 2008 3:05 PM CST reply actions
dear richard smith
Do not send your resume.
Signed,
coaching Jobs. com
PS Fuck You
Love the Texans, Never been in Texas
I'M NOT EVEN MAD..
that’s why they call us choke city!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hey sage check to see if your shotgun is loaded and make sure you can fit it into your mouth!!!
Nah
Defense would have made up the difference.
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 16, 2008 3:09 PM CST up reply actions
Eh, give Sage a break.
And fuck Richard Smith and this defense for putting us in that position every fucking week.
Here’s a fun stat: We’ve given up over 30 points six out of ten games this season.
We’ve given up over 28+ eight out of ten games this season.
We’ve given up 20+ nine out of ten games this season.
We’ve giving up an average of 28.7 ppg.
Nobody wins with a defense that pathetic. Coming into today’s game was the first time in the past two years that I just haven’t cared at all about this team. And until Richard Smith gets canned, I doubt that’s going to change at all.
Vent Thread
Is up on the main page. Do it.
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