Open Game Day Thread--Houston v. Minnesota, Part Deux

Texans march the ball down on the first possession and score a TD.

Vikings respond immediately with a passing TD.

I kick stuff.

Can we start keeping track of all the awkward and vaguely suggestive things he says this half?

I love Matt. I’m 100% pro Matt… but like JMP said – a healthy Sage is better than a hurt Schaub, especially since our offense has so much misdirection/bootleg, etc.

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that you do not make your #3 starter.

ass munch

because of the String Dance that immediately follows any Touchdown.

With the Conan Dance!

a quicker release, and is more decisive

Look at the fucking scoreboard asshat.

I’m seriously about to turn on DA. I’m sick of this fucking dancing shit.

Yeah… I overreact a lot.

Don’t lure me back, please. I don’t want you to hurt me again.

on the first drive passing td

Time for the D to prove me wrong.

I am not anymore…. but

I have to agree healthy Sage > Injured Schaub

we will lose if we can’t stop them every now and then during the second half

Nice coverage special teams!

Returns to haunt my dreams. I left you in Dallas, AD! IN DALLAS!

Frerotte is killing us… and by us I mean Frenchy

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What was that spot? Anyone?

That looked well short in real time.

Lets see them force a punt

and fucked it all up

Oh man.

But hey – we got a stop.

Let’s tie this motherfucker up and put all our faith in Sage.

And by faith – I mean hopes to see our receivers dance like faries.

Vonta pass-catch spotted!

Just by shifting out the CB left and the safety cheated back. Box cleared out.

Sigh

Now I know we can truly never be together.

Skull numbing…

I just don’t like the routes…

how many redzone turnovers this game? Is that 2?

And you know, our run defense has played well… probably won’t hold up.

And fuck.

Just chewed Sages ass…

that should do it.

Our tackling is just awful.

WILL EAT YOU!

bad for Mario. What else are he and Andre supposed to do?

Whats in the Box?! What’s in the box…

Incoming!

Sage Rosenfels leading this team to victory

“Jacques Reeves is lined up in single coverage against Berrian.” That is why we suck.

Cut inside instead!

Is a man.

trying to bring me victory in Fantasy FB

Those TOs… just… fuck.

With the shifty running.

apparently likes either the BE-SF’s or the Pack…

or so I’ve heard from a “friend” watching it.

One TO left?

Hm… my crystal ball is acting up.

With the veteran savvy false start.

1 – hand off
2 – HB screen
3 – WR screen

A fucking penalty and a faild screen?

and I’d say our chances were pretty good…

1. 6 mins taken off the clock, TD
2. Pick by Robinson
3. Punt

Is just comical now.

getting juked out of their jock or busting through tackles, Frenchy is right there pretending to do something.

Dial it up

Would force a turnover. We are not one of those teams.

Or is this the biggest 7-point blowout ever?

How is it that we are so, so out of this game, yet only down seven points?

We are not the Colts, and they are not the Texans

Weeeeee~!

lost count

Thank god all those interviews and discussions about dancing resulted in us prepping adequately for the Vikings!

/does string dance
/cuts the string
/cuts skin off face

3 TD passes. Frerotte has 3 TD passes. I don’t know what else could happen that would allow Smith to keep his job.

Ok then!

Ugh…

Involves getting the throw out before your pocket completely collapses

Is a man.

/gundy’ed!

…and garbage-time Texans TDs.

Removing Viking helmets. He needs to teach Slaton.

oh, right. We wasted them.

Time to get the ball back…

same shit every week! LOL

We had one side of the field stacked.

Come on miracle.

Go… get em’! Weeee~!

Yay false hope! Yay!!

Any way we slice it, this somehow ends poorly.

Get rid of the fucking ball or move out of the pocket.

You FAIL Sage Rosenfails….

step up. What character.

Is there anyone who still thinks he should be starting? If so, I’d refer them to the Rosencopter and the complete lack of presence he’s shown today. I want to punch a nun right now.

Is in no way reflective of the game we just watched. That should have been a 35-3 behind-the-woodshed beatdown.

with a BE-SF win!

Definitely not a closer.

Gawdammit.

and a TD. Thank God that didn’t happen to us.

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