I think Sage > a rattled one legged Schaub . I’m kind of suprised we haven’t seen him sooner.

Can we start keeping track of all the awkward and vaguely suggestive things he says this half?

With the Conan Dance!

a quicker release, and is more decisive

TD!!!!
Open up the pass with the run….and just dink and dunk our way down the field.

Don’t lure me back, please. I don’t want you to hurt me again.

on the first drive passing td

I am not anymore…. but

I have to agree healthy Sage > Injured Schaub

we will lose if we can’t stop them every now and then during the second half

Nice coverage special teams!

Returns to haunt my dreams. I left you in Dallas, AD! IN DALLAS!

Frerotte is killing us… and by us I mean Frenchy

?

What was that spot? Anyone?

That looked well short in real time.

Need to stop them on this drive..

Oh man.

Vonta pass-catch spotted!

Just by shifting out the CB left and the safety cheated back. Box cleared out.

Here’s my plan:

Step 1) Let Rosenfels lead us to a 4th-quarter lead.
Step 2) With three minutes left in the game, put in Alex Brink (is he still on the team?).
Step 3) Profit?

Now I know we can truly never be together.

I needed to pass that stone.

Thank you Sage.

Fuck.

Our tackling is just awful.

WILL EAT YOU!

At least one positive thing is constant.

You could redeem yourself and this franchise if you march us down the field to the promised land. Take care of business.

Incoming!

Sage Rosenfels leading this team to victory

Cut inside instead!

Is a man.

trying to bring me victory in Fantasy FB

Those TOs… just… fuck.

With the shifty running.

apparently likes either the BE-SF’s or the Pack…

or so I’ve heard from a “friend” watching it.

One TO left?

With the veteran savvy false start.

and I’d say our chances were pretty good…

I’m having Chad Stanley flashbacks.

1. 6 mins taken off the clock, TD
2. Pick by Robinson
3. Punt

Is just comical now.

Would force a turnover. We are not one of those teams.

We are not the Colts, and they are not the Texans

Weeeeee~!

Ok then!

Involves getting the throw out before your pocket completely collapses

Is a man.

/gundy’ed!

Removing Viking helmets. He needs to teach Slaton.

We had one side of the field stacked.

Go… get em’! Weeee~!

Why couldn’t they have turked us there? We’ve been on our own ten all day.

Any way we slice it, this somehow ends poorly.

I’ll call it even.

If he converts a 2-pt conversion too, he’s in the green.

Let’s see if it’s a textbook Elway style drive…

Get rid of the fucking ball or move out of the pocket.

Is in no way reflective of the game we just watched. That should have been a 35-3 behind-the-woodshed beatdown.

with a BE-SF win!

Are why whiskey was invented.