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Vikings 28, Texans 21

Stats here. Same old, same old, I'm afraid. The secondary, starring Jacques Reeves, continues to find new depths of suck. The Schaub goes down, so Rosencopter does what Rosencopter does--a few moments of hey-this-might-be-fine, spiked with sweet-Mariah-what-did-I-do-to-deserve-this.

Vent as you see fit.

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I equate it to this:

You’ve had a bad day with your girlfriend, so you head out and hit up the bar. You run into your old girlfriend… cautious, weary conversation ensues. Then you start getting drunker, and you start only remembering all those good times you had.

Then she gets really drunk and pukes on you, and you remember why you’re going home smelling like vomit once again.

by DisplacedTexan on Nov 2, 2008 3:05 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

I Nominate

That analogy to be in the Texans’ program for every home game from now until further notice.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Nov 2, 2008 3:07 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Wow

Just…perfect.

by bigfatdrunk on Nov 2, 2008 10:54 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm actually......

not too upset, it could have been alot worse. Our season is not over, we knew this would be a tough game.

GO TEXANS!!!!!!!!!

by Texanmaniac on Nov 2, 2008 3:07 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Tough Game, Yes

But we were given every opportunity to steal it. This one is gonna hurt for awhile.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Nov 2, 2008 3:08 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Not over in terms of what?

For the eight-trillionth time – WE ARE LIQUID SHIT ON THE ROAD… and we are not going anywhere until that changes – and there are NO SIGNS of it changing.

by HoustonDiehards on Nov 2, 2008 3:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Liquid Shit?

That’s too kind. Watery-based fecal matter doesn’t hurt. I’d say our Texans on the road are more of the log variety. You know, the ones that actually make you grit your teeth in pain as they’re squeezed out.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Nov 2, 2008 3:14 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Habanero-induced liquid shit?

Would that work better for you?

So you're saying that now I have to think of some witty Sig that will be applicable across all the SBN sites? Go TexanHornStros!

by Shake on Nov 2, 2008 3:17 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

All of those work for me

I’m so, so, so sick of feeling like this on a Sunday.

I can’t believe Bob McNair is going to wait until the off-season to fire Richard Smith.

by HoustonDiehards on Nov 2, 2008 3:20 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

If we're lucky!

That guy is loyal to a fault.

by DisplacedTexan on Nov 2, 2008 3:21 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

just curious...

How do you fire the owner?

So you're saying that now I have to think of some witty Sig that will be applicable across all the SBN sites? Go TexanHornStros!

by Shake on Nov 2, 2008 3:50 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

i dunno.

i’m just saying if it will probably take the whole fanbase bitching before we see dick fired. i promise some “fire mcnair or fire dick smit” signs wouldn’t get his attention

when will the losing end? THIS WEEK!!!!!!!

by m1 on Nov 2, 2008 5:47 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Steve Spagnuola

Can we fly a 747 full of cash to his house please? The Giants D is sick to watch.

by DisplacedTexan on Nov 2, 2008 4:02 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

If you can find the cash

I can borrow a C-5…

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by SOLIS on Nov 2, 2008 4:45 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Whoa

Is… that a plane spitting out another plane?

Man, I’m glad I’m on our side.

by HoustonDiehards on Nov 2, 2008 6:28 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Sic

I like to imagine someone yelling “Surprise Motherf*<kers!” each and every time they perform this trick.

So you're saying that now I have to think of some witty Sig that will be applicable across all the SBN sites? Go TexanHornStros!

by Shake on Nov 2, 2008 6:29 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

kewl

yesterday, my son gets a plane.

“it’s a jet!”

“no,it’s a C-5”

“but he said it’s a jet”

“well, it is a jet, but it’s not what you think it is.”

And then, I used the word logistics.

by bigfatdrunk on Nov 2, 2008 10:59 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

The Vikes....

played thier asses off and could have easily could’ve lost this game. But the Texans showed up and won the game for the Vikings!

GO TEXANS!!!!!!!!!

by Texanmaniac on Nov 2, 2008 4:40 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

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