Open Game Day Thread--Baltimore v. Houston, Part Deux
by Tim on Nov 9, 2008 1:30 PM CST
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Press on with your adoration and/or scorn, BRB. It's Part II of the game day experience is here.
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I'm just so sick and tired of the losing
…and the fact that it’s always the same reasons every single week.
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 9, 2008 1:32 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Also
The Schaub injury really, really crushed my excitability.
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 9, 2008 1:34 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of Schaub
Jared Allen is having a GREAT game against GB.
And they’ve had a cutesy video package of him in a matador outfit, and they’re talking about what a good guy he is.
Nice.
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 9, 2008 1:36 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
think about this game...
Slaton TD called back.
JJ awesome punt return called back, leads to safety.
Sage INT on their 1.
That’s 23 net points thanks to two holds and a pick. THAT is Texans football this year.
by bigfatdrunk on Nov 9, 2008 1:36 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
LOL, great point.
and sadly – we have no reason to expect more of the same in the second half.
Man, I didn’t even see a replay of the OD hold on the Slaton TD. Come on CBS.
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 9, 2008 1:38 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
DHC, where are you watching the game?
Cubic, how about you?
by bigfatdrunk on Nov 9, 2008 1:43 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Okam
On the sideline to start the second half. Hm.
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 9, 2008 1:45 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Played too well.
Can’t have that on D.
by DisplacedTexan on Nov 9, 2008 1:45 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Good lord.
Not the start I was looking for.
by DisplacedTexan on Nov 9, 2008 1:47 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Man, their offense is just jamming down our throats
About to give that 3 points back fast.
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 9, 2008 1:47 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Shorts
Some good “Take It Away” did this offseason.
by DisplacedTexan on Nov 9, 2008 1:48 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Drinking Game
How come we haven’t come up with a Texans specific drinking game yet?
Cause we’d all be dead by halftime?
by DisplacedTexan on Nov 9, 2008 1:50 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
STL
At least we aren’t Rams fans.
40-0…. 3 minutes into the 3rd quarter.
by DisplacedTexan on Nov 9, 2008 1:51 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Out of curiosity
When a receiver holds up like that, how is the defender ever suppose to avoid contact?
by DisplacedTexan on Nov 9, 2008 1:52 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Don't know
But the rules are the rules
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 9, 2008 1:55 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, awesome cockfaces
Fucking 19-6 coming straight ahead.
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 9, 2008 1:52 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Morlon screwed that all up
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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 1:52 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Bench his ass...
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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 1:52 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
why would you bench him?
he’s playing poorly, that’s how you get in the game for the texans D
by cubic on Nov 9, 2008 1:53 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Easy TD
On our pussy-soft defense.
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 9, 2008 1:54 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
hey, I prefer soft pussies
the harder ones hurt.
by bigfatdrunk on Nov 9, 2008 1:55 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Define hurt
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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 1:56 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
At least we can rebound next week
at Indy!
Oh, right
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 9, 2008 1:54 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
How is Flacco able to air it out all over the field..
and why can’t we pick one off! He’s floating them out there!
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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 1:55 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
ARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 1:55 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Every
average QB we’ve played this year looks spectacular.
by Jersey Bill on Nov 9, 2008 1:56 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Joe Flacco is looking like John Elway...
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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 1:57 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Funny thing...
The announcers were talking about how this was the first week that they really took the training wheels off and let Flacco air it out.
Now why the fuck might that be? Oh, that’s right. Richard Smith.
by Nashmeister on Nov 9, 2008 2:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Rookie head coach
Rookie quarterback
…and about to be what – 6-3?
…and look at us.
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 9, 2008 1:56 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Falcons, Dolphins, BE-SF.
It’s organizational.
by Jersey Bill on Nov 9, 2008 1:58 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Absolutely must must must
Get a TD on this drive
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 9, 2008 1:57 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
For the season...
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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 1:57 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
that means
rosenfels is going to throw a pick
by cubic on Nov 9, 2008 1:58 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Ray Lewis
Probably dances like a moron after he finishes a cup of water.
by DisplacedTexan on Nov 9, 2008 1:59 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
heheh
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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Excellent block by Ahamn Green
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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 1:59 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
oh jesus
that was almost intercepted. thank god for AJ
by cubic on Nov 9, 2008 1:59 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
AJ!
Sage, buy that man a beer. He saved your life.
by DisplacedTexan on Nov 9, 2008 2:00 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
wow
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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:00 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
CHOPCHOPCHOPCHOPCHOPCHP
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 9, 2008 2:00 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Right at Ray Lewis
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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:00 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
DT, where are we at on Sage stupidity?
by bigfatdrunk on Nov 9, 2008 2:00 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Where the hell was he throwing to?
Slaton was open underneath
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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:01 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Amazing.
Life imitates art, imitates life.
by DisplacedTexan on Nov 9, 2008 2:00 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
WE WANT SAGE WE WANT SAGE
jared allen, i sincerely hope your house burns down
by cubic on Nov 9, 2008 2:01 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
FORCE A FUMBLE YOU FUCKING MORONS!
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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:01 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Sorry...
That’s the beer talking.
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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:02 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
more like tur-never.
you see what I did there?
by Nashmeister on Nov 9, 2008 2:03 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
It's really not
even funny or a talking point or tragic comedy anymore.
by Jersey Bill on Nov 9, 2008 2:03 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
also, is it me, or did the rush do nothing. it was just a really stupid throw.
by bigfatdrunk on Nov 9, 2008 2:03 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
He had pressure, true
But that throw was either:
a) bad – meant for Slaton
b) stupid – makes no gd sense
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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:05 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
100% correct
just a stupid, stupid decision
by cubic on Nov 9, 2008 2:05 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
It's pathetic
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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:03 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Something you can feel sorry for
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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:03 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
We're all Fredo
Just waiting to go out on the lake.
by DisplacedTexan on Nov 9, 2008 2:04 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Excellent play by the X Man
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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:06 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Tim Bulman sack!
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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:06 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
That was my wishful thinking
Almost came through
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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:07 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Has to be in the grasp
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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:06 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
How was that not in the grasp
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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
GOD MOTHERFUCKING DAMMIT
That better not be a fucking persona foul!!!
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 9, 2008 2:06 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
oh wow
so richard smith brought pressure. that’s the only time he will today, right?
by cubic on Nov 9, 2008 2:07 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Challenge that shit
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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:07 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Bad Bad Bad Kick
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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:08 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Seriously
How was that not ruled “In the Grasp”?
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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:08 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
The fact that Kubiak was not in any official's
face speaks volumes about the lack of passion and accountability on this team.
by Jersey Bill on Nov 9, 2008 2:09 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
KDub Rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:10 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
That was all K-Dub
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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:11 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DisplacedTexan on Nov 9, 2008 2:11 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
That's what I call a quick strike
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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:11 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Somebody finally knocked the cock out of Sage's mouth
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 9, 2008 2:11 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Man...
If we win that might be the quote of the day…
lol
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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:13 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
wait a minute
I’m confused. what emotion am I supposed to feel right now?
by bigfatdrunk on Nov 9, 2008 2:11 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Confused?
Texans don’t deserve to be in the game?
K-Dub is too fast for a white boy?
by kozanack on Nov 9, 2008 2:13 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
and, hey, I used to be a fast white guy!
by bigfatdrunk on Nov 9, 2008 2:14 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Flagged for being fast and white?
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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:14 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Two holding calls on Weaver
Fire that motherfucker
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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:15 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
very
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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:15 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Okam again had nice pressure
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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:15 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
We need a stop
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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:16 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Mario just got mugged.
Absolutely tied-down.
by DisplacedTexan on Nov 9, 2008 2:16 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
What the fuck is up with all these flags????
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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:17 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Not even funny
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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
what the fuck, Ferguson?
For somebody who’s usually solid against the run, that was a piss-poor effort.
by Nashmeister on Nov 9, 2008 2:19 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
for fuck's sake
the crowd is making noise, can you idiots on the d do somethign to earn it please?
by cubic on Nov 9, 2008 2:19 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
wilson did a good job
maybe he’ll intercept something this time
by cubic on Nov 9, 2008 2:20 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Eugene is all over the place
Dare I say the best Safety we’ve had in years
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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:20 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Hey, good more PI
We are such fucking pussy vagina soft dogshit.
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 9, 2008 2:25 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
second pass interferenc on wilson
i appreciate the effort but come on man
by cubic on Nov 9, 2008 2:25 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Easy, easy, easy.
Vagina. Fucking. Soft.
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 9, 2008 2:26 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Hilarious coverage.
Still only a two-score game.
by DisplacedTexan on Nov 9, 2008 2:26 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Might as well be ten
You think our uterus – er, defense – can stop Joe Namath and this high-powered offense??
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 9, 2008 2:27 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Why would anybody ever kick an extra point against us?
Seems like the odds of our defense stopping a two-point conversion are probably lower than the odds of a botched snap or bad hold on an extra point.
by Nashmeister on Nov 9, 2008 2:27 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I prefer a back-breaking fumble.
More fun to watch in real-time.
by DisplacedTexan on Nov 9, 2008 2:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Doesn't matter
It’s garbage time anyway.
I mean the fourth quarter.
I mean – garbage time.
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 9, 2008 2:31 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
That was awesome.
Fade away ball spike.
by DisplacedTexan on Nov 9, 2008 2:33 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
LOL - Announcer quote of the game
“Coach John Harbaugh said he thought this was the kind of defense that McGahee could have some success against.”
LOLOLOL
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 9, 2008 2:36 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Third and long
We can stop them! Who’s with me!?
Guys?
Anyone….?
by DisplacedTexan on Nov 9, 2008 2:37 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Sure we can
But we’re down 14.
And, you know – our quarterback.
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 9, 2008 2:38 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Hm
Wal-Mart is trying to trick me into watching Indiana Jones 4 again.
I’d rather take a chopper ride with Sage.
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 9, 2008 2:39 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
talkign to my lady friend on aim
me: this shit is horrible i hate the texans
her: omnomnomnom pizza!!!
me: omnomnomnom cyanide
who’s with me?
by cubic on Nov 9, 2008 2:40 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
That play call...
8 men near the line… and then all of a sudden 6 fly backwards at the snap.
Gogo two man rush!
by DisplacedTexan on Nov 9, 2008 2:41 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Now is the part where...
The Raves pin their ears back and roll up the sack numbers.
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 9, 2008 2:41 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Wow
I don’t think I’ve ever been as hard on the Texans as I’m being today.
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 9, 2008 2:41 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Drive prediction
Checkdown
Checkdown
Sack
Punt
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 9, 2008 2:43 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Andre Johnson
Less human, more cyborg destruction machine.
by DisplacedTexan on Nov 9, 2008 2:45 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
all that fellating of the ravens d
and we now have 300 yards on offensive.
by bigfatdrunk on Nov 9, 2008 2:45 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
i like that the texans can pile up stats
but it’s horribly depressing that they can’t convert that to points or victories
by cubic on Nov 9, 2008 2:46 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
FFS
Just back from France glad I missed this shit. Texans are makin me sad!
There is always next year
Love the Texans, Never been in Texas
by flanno7hi on Nov 9, 2008 2:46 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
WE WANT SAGE!!!!!!!!!!
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 9, 2008 2:46 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
LOL!
TEEEHEEEHEEEHEEEE!!!
ROFL!!!!!
LOLZZZZ!!!!!!!!
by DisplacedTexan on Nov 9, 2008 2:46 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Wow.
Wouldn’t mind that third-round pick right about now.
by Nashmeister on Nov 9, 2008 2:46 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
No one
will EVER want to trade for sage again
Meat? They're made out of Meat? Meat.
by ihavethemelody on Nov 9, 2008 2:47 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Hell no
WE WANT ZABRANSKY! WE WANT ZABRANSKY!
Meat? They're made out of Meat? Meat.
by ihavethemelody on Nov 9, 2008 2:47 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe we'll get a turnover!
yessir!
by DisplacedTexan on Nov 9, 2008 2:47 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
hahah it was ray lewis again
he has caught more passes than jacoby jones and owen daniels
by cubic on Nov 9, 2008 2:47 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Good thing
we “held out” for a better pick and didn’t trade Sage. Where would we be without him?
by Jersey Bill on Nov 9, 2008 2:48 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Since when does Ray Lewis play for the Texans?
WHAT THE FUCK!?
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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:48 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Fuck me in the eye
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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:48 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I can't stop laughing...
How was that even possible?
Holy hell amazing.
by DisplacedTexan on Nov 9, 2008 2:48 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
You forget sir
the texans make the impossible possible…for the other team
Meat? They're made out of Meat? Meat.
by ihavethemelody on Nov 9, 2008 2:49 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
it's good that liquor stores around here aren't open on sundays
because i would indulge in the fine russian tradition of guzzling vodka to forget my sorrows
by cubic on Nov 9, 2008 2:49 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Black russians
sweet
Love the Texans, Never been in Texas
by flanno7hi on Nov 9, 2008 2:51 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
THERE IS NO WAY IN THE MOTHERFUCKING UNIVERSE THAT RICHARD SMITH SHOULD EVEN BOTHER COMING TO WORK TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!
I mean, I know this was a total team collapse but you can’t fire EVERYONE…………………… uh, right?
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 9, 2008 2:49 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
also
I have officially picked the Texans to win for the last time.
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 9, 2008 2:50 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
That play was
called “Texans Suck, High School Bullshit play, on 2”.
by Jersey Bill on Nov 9, 2008 2:50 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Do u think they are actually callin plays
they are probably discussin tonights party
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by flanno7hi on Nov 9, 2008 2:52 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
This is the most uninspired game I've seen this season
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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:50 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Special teams coverage!
Nice work.
by DisplacedTexan on Nov 9, 2008 2:50 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I'll take fire sale for $300, please.
Nice, Rosenfails.
by Nashmeister on Nov 9, 2008 2:51 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Holy Mother
of G-D. Even the ANNOUNCERS call for craig nall
Meat? They're made out of Meat? Meat.
by ihavethemelody on Nov 9, 2008 2:51 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
AHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
WE WANT SAGE!!!!
by bigfatdrunk on Nov 9, 2008 2:51 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
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by HoustonDiehards on Nov 9, 2008 2:51 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
That was unbelievably
priceless
Meat? They're made out of Meat? Meat.
by ihavethemelody on Nov 9, 2008 2:52 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Hehehhehehehehehehhehehehehehehheeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:51 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Wilcotts...
“The Qb has betrayed the football team.” Yes, he has.
by Jersey Bill on Nov 9, 2008 2:52 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I had half a mind to buy a ticket for this game...
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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:52 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
So umm....
can we draft Sam Bradford? Is he eligible to be drafted? How about Matt Stafford? Colt McCoy? Bueler?
Meat? They're made out of Meat? Meat.
by ihavethemelody on Nov 9, 2008 2:53 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I don't even know anymore.
I feel liberated. Free. Today “care” died in me.
by DisplacedTexan on Nov 9, 2008 2:53 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
That is
as eloquent as anything Shakespeare ever wrote.
by Jersey Bill on Nov 9, 2008 2:54 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
fuck me in the mouth
i am so ashamed. i would honestly feel better if i ilked the rams and we lost 47-3
by cubic on Nov 9, 2008 2:53 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
You know what, I hope they pile it on.
I hope they score 100. Anything to make this defense statistically worse and get Richard Smith out of there sooner.
by Nashmeister on Nov 9, 2008 2:53 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I do too
And oh my god do they deserve the HUGE boos they’re going to get from the eight people left in the crowd.
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 9, 2008 2:54 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
UNTOUCHED!!! WOOO!
Oh wait…that wasn’t us. It’s bad when I see the other team make a great play and think “Wow, we never do that”
Meat? They're made out of Meat? Meat.
by ihavethemelody on Nov 9, 2008 2:54 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Wasnt that a delay of game?
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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:54 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Only on the defense
because they score so often stopping the clock
Meat? They're made out of Meat? Meat.
by ihavethemelody on Nov 9, 2008 2:55 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
This is worst that that worst that I could have imagined
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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:54 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
End the madness
Love the Texans, Never been in Texas
by flanno7hi on Nov 9, 2008 2:55 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
football riot football riot
tear down reliant stadium
by cubic on Nov 9, 2008 2:55 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Way to go Stover
You’re king shit of turd island.
by DisplacedTexan on Nov 9, 2008 2:55 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
It's OK, guys.
Baltimore has been known for their potent offenses over the past decade.
by Nashmeister on Nov 9, 2008 2:55 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Holy crap
Everyone who’s a kicker gets meaningless records against us. See: Kicker, Titans, Kicker: Ravens
Meat? They're made out of Meat? Meat.
by ihavethemelody on Nov 9, 2008 2:56 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
The bright side
At least our guys didn’t quit.
Oh, wait – yes we did.
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 9, 2008 2:56 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
PItts
Should separate Rosy’s shoulder.
by DisplacedTexan on Nov 9, 2008 2:56 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
This undying faith
thing is fucking killing me with this franchise.
by Jersey Bill on Nov 9, 2008 2:56 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Yay!
we can move the ball on their 4th string!
Meat? They're made out of Meat? Meat.
by ihavethemelody on Nov 9, 2008 2:56 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
4th string?
I think I saw that punter who kicked the field-goal earlier in at MLB.
by Nashmeister on Nov 9, 2008 2:57 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
fire a shot a smith?
Love the Texans, Never been in Texas
by flanno7hi on Nov 9, 2008 2:57 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I hate my fandom
I hate me
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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:57 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
So can we fire Sage now?
Meat? They're made out of Meat? Meat.
by ihavethemelody on Nov 9, 2008 2:57 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
He's done after this season
Should have let him go for the third rounder…
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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:58 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
At least
we don’t have starters in anymore
Meat? They're made out of Meat? Meat.
by ihavethemelody on Nov 9, 2008 2:58 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
we might as well have taken them out for the whole game
for all the good they did, jesus christ
by cubic on Nov 9, 2008 2:59 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
We need a Rex Ryan
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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:59 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
If I performed
at my job the way this team has this season, I would be indicted by the Attorney General.
by Jersey Bill on Nov 9, 2008 2:59 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Fuck Jared Allen. Fucking Fuck Jared Allen.
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 9, 2008 2:59 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Fuck him with a hot poker
fuck him with a knife
fuck him with a rusty pipe
fuck him with a thorny stick
fuck him with a double barreled shotgun
fuck him…
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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 3:02 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Just so everyone is clear
The Texans REALLY suck
Meat? They're made out of Meat? Meat.
by ihavethemelody on Nov 9, 2008 3:01 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
What if we hold a contest
here and at DGDB&D? Lets vote on a team to support for the rest of the season and only talk about them on both sites.
by Jersey Bill on Nov 9, 2008 3:01 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Amsterdam Admirals
My nomination.
by DisplacedTexan on Nov 9, 2008 3:02 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Nah lets switch sports - womens volleyball?
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by flanno7hi on Nov 9, 2008 3:03 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Washington Generals.
They’re only slightly less hapless than the Texans. And I’m pretty sure I saw Ray Lewis cover the ref’s eyes earlier while Terrell Suggs pantsed Rosenfels in typical Globetrotter fashion.
by Nashmeister on Nov 9, 2008 3:04 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Patriots!
They win! With a back up Q.B.! And coach like I want the Texans to coach! and are the team I’ve rooted for ever since the Oilers left! (N.E. parents).
Meat? They're made out of Meat? Meat.
by ihavethemelody on Nov 9, 2008 3:16 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
They got to rest Flacco
THINK ABOUT THAT FOR A SECOND!
by DisplacedTexan on Nov 9, 2008 3:02 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Get Andre out of the game
what the hell is wrong with you kubes?
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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 3:03 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
maybe he wants to
suffer a season-ending injury.
by Jersey Bill on Nov 9, 2008 3:04 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
to be fair
i’d want to get away from this trainwreck of a season too
by cubic on Nov 9, 2008 3:05 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, we've reached a new low.
They have a 3rd-string tight end playing DE right now.
by Nashmeister on Nov 9, 2008 3:05 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
That's like
putting Reeves and Faggins in as DBs.
by Jersey Bill on Nov 9, 2008 3:06 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
awesome
now they’re lining up tight ends at defensive end. soon? space eating punters lining up against us.
by bigfatdrunk on Nov 9, 2008 3:06 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I think their kicker might line up for pass rush practice in a minute
by shiner37 on Nov 9, 2008 3:06 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
i would love it
if sage got sacked by a long snapper
by cubic on Nov 9, 2008 3:07 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
dear texans
you have brought shame on your houses and your people
by cubic on Nov 9, 2008 3:06 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
can they do that?
that was the ball boy in coverage
by bigfatdrunk on Nov 9, 2008 3:07 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Unitas' urn
was in at DT, so why not?
by Jersey Bill on Nov 9, 2008 3:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That sucked
The whole day just sucked.
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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 3:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
S. Rosenfels 23/38 294 1 4
S. Rosenfels 23/38 294 1 4
by bigfatdrunk on Nov 9, 2008 3:08 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
WE WANT SAGE!
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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 3:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm out
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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 3:09 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
There's not enough
Weed in Holland.
by DisplacedTexan on Nov 9, 2008 3:11 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
now it's time
to go get drunk really drunk. bye bye liver
by cubic on Nov 9, 2008 3:11 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Whats crispy and sits at the top of the stairs?
Jared Allen after we burn his fuckin house down
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by flanno7hi on Nov 9, 2008 3:12 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
FAIR WEATHER FANS
ALL OF YOU
Come on, let’s get ready for next week and get this thing going. I suffered for too many years without a team in Houston to be jumping ship like a bunch of women and children. Man up and stick behind your team!
by jaws on Nov 9, 2008 4:21 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I don't know who the hell you think you're talking to
Fair weather? I’ve rooted my ass off for this team every single game of their existence – THAT is not going to change.
Bitching about the team and taking them to task for being as fucking shitty as they are is a HELL of a lot different than jumping ship.
Nobody here is jumping ship. We’re just pissed.
I spend hours and hours on my blog, writing about the Texans, working on the graphics, making little tweaks here and there, participating in the Texans online community – don’t even try and tell me I’m fair weather.
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 9, 2008 4:30 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
don't be offended
I’m actually happy to see a post like Jaws’ BUT, I think you speak for us all about the keeping on, as well. Nobody here is fair-weathered. Cept maybe Liston. Oh, and that Jerry Coons guy. Remember them?
by bigfatdrunk on Nov 9, 2008 4:31 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Venting Thread
Up on the main page.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Nov 9, 2008 5:06 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
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