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Open Game Day Thread--Baltimore v. Houston, Part Deux

Press on with your adoration and/or scorn, BRB. It's Part II of the game day experience is here.

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lots of scorn today

by cubic on Nov 9, 2008 1:32 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I'm just so sick and tired of the losing

…and the fact that it’s always the same reasons every single week.

by HoustonDiehards on Nov 9, 2008 1:32 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Also

The Schaub injury really, really crushed my excitability.

by HoustonDiehards on Nov 9, 2008 1:34 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of Schaub

Jared Allen is having a GREAT game against GB.

And they’ve had a cutesy video package of him in a matador outfit, and they’re talking about what a good guy he is.

Nice.

by HoustonDiehards on Nov 9, 2008 1:36 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

think about this game...

Slaton TD called back.

JJ awesome punt return called back, leads to safety.

Sage INT on their 1.

That’s 23 net points thanks to two holds and a pick. THAT is Texans football this year.

by bigfatdrunk on Nov 9, 2008 1:36 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

LOL, great point.

and sadly – we have no reason to expect more of the same in the second half.
Man, I didn’t even see a replay of the OD hold on the Slaton TD. Come on CBS.

by HoustonDiehards on Nov 9, 2008 1:38 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Okam

 On the sideline to start the second half. Hm.

by HoustonDiehards on Nov 9, 2008 1:45 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Played too well.

Can’t have that on D.

by DisplacedTexan on Nov 9, 2008 1:45 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Good lord.

Not the start I was looking for.

by DisplacedTexan on Nov 9, 2008 1:47 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Drinking Game

How come we haven’t come up with a Texans specific drinking game yet?

Cause we’d all be dead by halftime?

by DisplacedTexan on Nov 9, 2008 1:50 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

STL

At least we aren’t Rams fans.

40-0…. 3 minutes into the 3rd quarter.

by DisplacedTexan on Nov 9, 2008 1:51 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Out of curiosity

When a receiver holds up like that, how is the defender ever suppose to avoid contact?

by DisplacedTexan on Nov 9, 2008 1:52 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Don't know

But the rules are the rules

by HoustonDiehards on Nov 9, 2008 1:55 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, awesome cockfaces

Fucking 19-6 coming straight ahead.

by HoustonDiehards on Nov 9, 2008 1:52 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

nice penalty

come the fuck on

by cubic on Nov 9, 2008 1:52 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Morlon screwed that all up

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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 1:52 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Bench his ass...

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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 1:52 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

why would you bench him?

he’s playing poorly, that’s how you get in the game for the texans D

by cubic on Nov 9, 2008 1:53 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Easy TD

On our pussy-soft defense.

by HoustonDiehards on Nov 9, 2008 1:54 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Define hurt

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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 1:56 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

How is Flacco able to air it out all over the field..

and why can’t we pick one off! He’s floating them out there!

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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 1:55 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

ARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 1:55 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Every

average QB we’ve played this year looks spectacular.

by Jersey Bill on Nov 9, 2008 1:56 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Joe Flacco is looking like John Elway...

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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 1:57 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Funny thing...

The announcers were talking about how this was the first week that they really took the training wheels off and let Flacco air it out.

Now why the fuck might that be? Oh, that’s right. Richard Smith.

by Nashmeister on Nov 9, 2008 2:00 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Rookie head coach

Rookie quarterback

…and about to be what – 6-3?

…and look at us.

by HoustonDiehards on Nov 9, 2008 1:56 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Ray Lewis

Probably dances like a moron after he finishes a cup of water.

by DisplacedTexan on Nov 9, 2008 1:59 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

heheh

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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:00 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

oh jesus

that was almost intercepted. thank god for AJ

by cubic on Nov 9, 2008 1:59 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

AJ!

Sage, buy that man a beer. He saved your life.

by DisplacedTexan on Nov 9, 2008 2:00 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

wow

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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:00 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Right at Ray Lewis

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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:00 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Amazing.

Life imitates art, imitates life.

by DisplacedTexan on Nov 9, 2008 2:00 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

WE WANT SAGE WE WANT SAGE

jared allen, i sincerely hope your house burns down

by cubic on Nov 9, 2008 2:01 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

FORCE A FUMBLE YOU FUCKING MORONS!

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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:01 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Sorry...

That’s the beer talking.

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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:02 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Tex-ans?

Tur…..no——ver?

by DisplacedTexan on Nov 9, 2008 2:02 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

more like tur-never.

you see what I did there?

by Nashmeister on Nov 9, 2008 2:03 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

It's really not

even funny or a talking point or tragic comedy anymore.

by Jersey Bill on Nov 9, 2008 2:03 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

He had pressure, true

But that throw was either:

a) bad – meant for Slaton
b) stupid – makes no gd sense

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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:05 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

100% correct

just a stupid, stupid decision

by cubic on Nov 9, 2008 2:05 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

It's pathetic

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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:03 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

We're all Fredo

Just waiting to go out on the lake.

by DisplacedTexan on Nov 9, 2008 2:04 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Excellent play by the X Man

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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:06 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Tim Bulman sack!

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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:06 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

That was my wishful thinking

Almost came through

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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:07 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Has to be in the grasp

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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:06 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

How was that not in the grasp

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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:08 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

oh wow

so richard smith brought pressure. that’s the only time he will today, right?

by cubic on Nov 9, 2008 2:07 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Challenge that shit

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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:07 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Bad Bad Bad Kick

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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:08 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Seriously

How was that not ruled “In the Grasp”?

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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:08 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

The fact that Kubiak was not in any official's

face speaks volumes about the lack of passion and accountability on this team.

by Jersey Bill on Nov 9, 2008 2:09 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

AND WE'RE BACK

I LOVE YOU K DUB

by cubic on Nov 9, 2008 2:10 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

KDub Rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:10 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

That was all K-Dub

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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:11 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

That's what I call a quick strike

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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:11 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Man...

If we win that might be the quote of the day…

lol

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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:13 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

wait a minute

I’m confused. what emotion am I supposed to feel right now?

by bigfatdrunk on Nov 9, 2008 2:11 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Confused?

Texans don’t deserve to be in the game?

K-Dub is too fast for a white boy?

by kozanack on Nov 9, 2008 2:13 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Flagged for being fast and white?

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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:14 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

But

Were you fast enough to outrun the Ravens secondary?

by kozanack on Nov 9, 2008 2:15 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

oh wow

listen to the crowd

by cubic on Nov 9, 2008 2:14 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Two holding calls on Weaver

Fire that motherfucker

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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:15 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

very

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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:15 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Okam again had nice pressure

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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:15 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

We need a stop

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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:16 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

What the fuck is up with all these flags????

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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:17 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Not even funny

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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

what the fuck, Ferguson?

For somebody who’s usually solid against the run, that was a piss-poor effort.

by Nashmeister on Nov 9, 2008 2:19 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

for fuck's sake

the crowd is making noise, can you idiots on the d do somethign to earn it please?

by cubic on Nov 9, 2008 2:19 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Eugene is all over the place

Dare I say the best Safety we’ve had in years

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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:20 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Hey, good more PI

We are such fucking pussy vagina soft dogshit.

by HoustonDiehards on Nov 9, 2008 2:25 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

second pass interferenc on wilson

i appreciate the effort but come on man

by cubic on Nov 9, 2008 2:25 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Hilarious coverage.

Still only a two-score game.

by DisplacedTexan on Nov 9, 2008 2:26 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Might as well be ten

You think our uterus – er, defense – can stop Joe Namath and this high-powered offense??

by HoustonDiehards on Nov 9, 2008 2:27 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Why would anybody ever kick an extra point against us?

Seems like the odds of our defense stopping a two-point conversion are probably lower than the odds of a botched snap or bad hold on an extra point.

by Nashmeister on Nov 9, 2008 2:27 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Doesn't matter

It’s garbage time anyway.

I mean the fourth quarter.

I mean – garbage time.

by HoustonDiehards on Nov 9, 2008 2:31 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

LOL - Announcer quote of the game

“Coach John Harbaugh said he thought this was the kind of defense that McGahee could have some success against.”

LOLOLOL

by HoustonDiehards on Nov 9, 2008 2:36 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

understatement of the fucking century

by cubic on Nov 9, 2008 2:37 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Third and long

We can stop them! Who’s with me!?

Guys?

Anyone….?

by DisplacedTexan on Nov 9, 2008 2:37 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Sure we can

But we’re down 14.

And, you know – our quarterback.

by HoustonDiehards on Nov 9, 2008 2:38 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Hm

Wal-Mart is trying to trick me into watching Indiana Jones 4 again.

I’d rather take a chopper ride with Sage.

by HoustonDiehards on Nov 9, 2008 2:39 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

talkign to my lady friend on aim

me: this shit is horrible i hate the texans
her: omnomnomnom pizza!!!
me: omnomnomnom cyanide

who’s with me?

by cubic on Nov 9, 2008 2:40 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

That play call...

8 men near the line… and then all of a sudden 6 fly backwards at the snap.

Gogo two man rush!

by DisplacedTexan on Nov 9, 2008 2:41 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Now is the part where...

The Raves pin their ears back and roll up the sack numbers.

by HoustonDiehards on Nov 9, 2008 2:41 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Wow

I don’t think I’ve ever been as hard on the Texans as I’m being today.

by HoustonDiehards on Nov 9, 2008 2:41 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Meh.

We don’t blame you.

by DisplacedTexan on Nov 9, 2008 2:42 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Drive prediction

Checkdown
Checkdown
Sack
Punt

by HoustonDiehards on Nov 9, 2008 2:43 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Andre Johnson

Less human, more cyborg destruction machine.

by DisplacedTexan on Nov 9, 2008 2:45 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

all that fellating of the ravens d

and we now have 300 yards on offensive.

by bigfatdrunk on Nov 9, 2008 2:45 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

i like that the texans can pile up stats

but it’s horribly depressing that they can’t convert that to points or victories

by cubic on Nov 9, 2008 2:46 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

FFS

Just back from France glad I missed this shit. Texans are makin me sad!
There is always next year

Love the Texans, Never been in Texas

by flanno7hi on Nov 9, 2008 2:46 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

LOL!

TEEEHEEEHEEEHEEEE!!!

ROFL!!!!!

LOLZZZZ!!!!!!!!

by DisplacedTexan on Nov 9, 2008 2:46 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Wow.

Wouldn’t mind that third-round pick right about now.

by Nashmeister on Nov 9, 2008 2:46 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

No one

will EVER want to trade for sage again

Meat? They're made out of Meat? Meat.

by ihavethemelody on Nov 9, 2008 2:47 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Hell no

WE WANT ZABRANSKY! WE WANT ZABRANSKY!

Meat? They're made out of Meat? Meat.

by ihavethemelody on Nov 9, 2008 2:47 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

hahah it was ray lewis again

he has caught more passes than jacoby jones and owen daniels

by cubic on Nov 9, 2008 2:47 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Good thing

we “held out” for a better pick and didn’t trade Sage. Where would we be without him?

by Jersey Bill on Nov 9, 2008 2:48 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Since when does Ray Lewis play for the Texans?

WHAT THE FUCK!?

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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:48 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Fuck me in the eye

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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:48 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I can't stop laughing...

How was that even possible?

Holy hell amazing.

by DisplacedTexan on Nov 9, 2008 2:48 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

You forget sir

the texans make the impossible possible…for the other team

Meat? They're made out of Meat? Meat.

by ihavethemelody on Nov 9, 2008 2:49 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

it's good that liquor stores around here aren't open on sundays

because i would indulge in the fine russian tradition of guzzling vodka to forget my sorrows

by cubic on Nov 9, 2008 2:49 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Black russians

sweet

Love the Texans, Never been in Texas

by flanno7hi on Nov 9, 2008 2:51 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

THERE IS NO WAY IN THE MOTHERFUCKING UNIVERSE THAT RICHARD SMITH SHOULD EVEN BOTHER COMING TO WORK TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!

I mean, I know this was a total team collapse but you can’t fire EVERYONE…………………… uh, right?

by HoustonDiehards on Nov 9, 2008 2:49 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

also

I have officially picked the Texans to win for the last time.

by HoustonDiehards on Nov 9, 2008 2:50 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

That play was

called “Texans Suck, High School Bullshit play, on 2”.

by Jersey Bill on Nov 9, 2008 2:50 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Do u think they are actually callin plays

they are probably discussin tonights party

Love the Texans, Never been in Texas

by flanno7hi on Nov 9, 2008 2:52 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

This is the most uninspired game I've seen this season

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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:50 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Holy Mother

of G-D. Even the ANNOUNCERS call for craig nall

Meat? They're made out of Meat? Meat.

by ihavethemelody on Nov 9, 2008 2:51 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

OMG

You’re joking.

by DisplacedTexan on Nov 9, 2008 2:51 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

AHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

WE WANT SAGE!!!!

by bigfatdrunk on Nov 9, 2008 2:51 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

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by HoustonDiehards on Nov 9, 2008 2:51 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

That was unbelievably

priceless

Meat? They're made out of Meat? Meat.

by ihavethemelody on Nov 9, 2008 2:52 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Hehehhehehehehehehhehehehehehehheeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:51 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Wilcotts...

“The Qb has betrayed the football team.” Yes, he has.

by Jersey Bill on Nov 9, 2008 2:52 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I had half a mind to buy a ticket for this game...

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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:52 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

WHAT THE FUCK

INTERCEPTION 4

by cubic on Nov 9, 2008 2:52 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

So umm....

can we draft Sam Bradford? Is he eligible to be drafted? How about Matt Stafford? Colt McCoy? Bueler?

Meat? They're made out of Meat? Meat.

by ihavethemelody on Nov 9, 2008 2:53 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I don't even know anymore.

I feel liberated. Free. Today “care” died in me.

by DisplacedTexan on Nov 9, 2008 2:53 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

That is

as eloquent as anything Shakespeare ever wrote.

by Jersey Bill on Nov 9, 2008 2:54 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

fuck me in the mouth

i am so ashamed. i would honestly feel better if i ilked the rams and we lost 47-3

by cubic on Nov 9, 2008 2:53 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

You know what, I hope they pile it on.

I hope they score 100. Anything to make this defense statistically worse and get Richard Smith out of there sooner.

by Nashmeister on Nov 9, 2008 2:53 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I do too

And oh my god do they deserve the HUGE boos they’re going to get from the eight people left in the crowd.

by HoustonDiehards on Nov 9, 2008 2:54 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

.....

I wish I could quit you.

by DisplacedTexan on Nov 9, 2008 2:54 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

UNTOUCHED!!! WOOO!

Oh wait…that wasn’t us. It’s bad when I see the other team make a great play and think “Wow, we never do that”

Meat? They're made out of Meat? Meat.

by ihavethemelody on Nov 9, 2008 2:54 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Wasnt that a delay of game?

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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:54 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Only on the defense

because they score so often stopping the clock

Meat? They're made out of Meat? Meat.

by ihavethemelody on Nov 9, 2008 2:55 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

This is worst that that worst that I could have imagined

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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:54 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

End the madness

Love the Texans, Never been in Texas

by flanno7hi on Nov 9, 2008 2:55 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

football riot football riot

tear down reliant stadium

by cubic on Nov 9, 2008 2:55 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Way to go Stover

You’re king shit of turd island.

by DisplacedTexan on Nov 9, 2008 2:55 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

It's OK, guys.

Baltimore has been known for their potent offenses over the past decade.

by Nashmeister on Nov 9, 2008 2:55 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Holy crap

Everyone who’s a kicker gets meaningless records against us. See: Kicker, Titans, Kicker: Ravens

Meat? They're made out of Meat? Meat.

by ihavethemelody on Nov 9, 2008 2:56 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

The bright side

At least our guys didn’t quit.

Oh, wait – yes we did.

by HoustonDiehards on Nov 9, 2008 2:56 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

PItts

Should separate Rosy’s shoulder.

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This undying faith

thing is fucking killing me with this franchise.

by Jersey Bill on Nov 9, 2008 2:56 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Yay!

we can move the ball on their 4th string!

Meat? They're made out of Meat? Meat.

by ihavethemelody on Nov 9, 2008 2:56 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

4th string?

I think I saw that punter who kicked the field-goal earlier in at MLB.

by Nashmeister on Nov 9, 2008 2:57 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

fire a shot a smith?

Love the Texans, Never been in Texas

by flanno7hi on Nov 9, 2008 2:57 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I hate my fandom

I hate me

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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:57 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

So can we fire Sage now?

Meat? They're made out of Meat? Meat.

by ihavethemelody on Nov 9, 2008 2:57 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

He's done after this season

Should have let him go for the third rounder…

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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:58 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

At least

we don’t have starters in anymore

Meat? They're made out of Meat? Meat.

by ihavethemelody on Nov 9, 2008 2:58 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

We need a Rex Ryan

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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 2:59 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

If I performed

at my job the way this team has this season, I would be indicted by the Attorney General.

by Jersey Bill on Nov 9, 2008 2:59 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Fuck him with a hot poker

fuck him with a knife
fuck him with a rusty pipe
fuck him with a thorny stick
fuck him with a double barreled shotgun
fuck him…

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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 3:02 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

DDR

With the … um… whatever.

by DisplacedTexan on Nov 9, 2008 3:00 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Just so everyone is clear

The Texans REALLY suck

Meat? They're made out of Meat? Meat.

by ihavethemelody on Nov 9, 2008 3:01 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

What if we hold a contest

here and at DGDB&D? Lets vote on a team to support for the rest of the season and only talk about them on both sites.

by Jersey Bill on Nov 9, 2008 3:01 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Washington Generals.

They’re only slightly less hapless than the Texans. And I’m pretty sure I saw Ray Lewis cover the ref’s eyes earlier while Terrell Suggs pantsed Rosenfels in typical Globetrotter fashion.

by Nashmeister on Nov 9, 2008 3:04 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

chiefs!

at least we won’t be too disappointed when we get destroyed every week

by cubic on Nov 9, 2008 3:04 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Patriots!

They win! With a back up Q.B.! And coach like I want the Texans to coach! and are the team I’ve rooted for ever since the Oilers left! (N.E. parents).

Meat? They're made out of Meat? Meat.

by ihavethemelody on Nov 9, 2008 3:16 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

They got to rest Flacco

THINK ABOUT THAT FOR A SECOND!

by DisplacedTexan on Nov 9, 2008 3:02 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Get Andre out of the game

what the hell is wrong with you kubes?

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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 3:03 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

maybe he wants to

suffer a season-ending injury.

by Jersey Bill on Nov 9, 2008 3:04 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

to be fair

i’d want to get away from this trainwreck of a season too

by cubic on Nov 9, 2008 3:05 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, we've reached a new low.

They have a 3rd-string tight end playing DE right now.

by Nashmeister on Nov 9, 2008 3:05 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

That's like

putting Reeves and Faggins in as DBs.

by Jersey Bill on Nov 9, 2008 3:06 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

awesome

now they’re lining up tight ends at defensive end. soon? space eating punters lining up against us.

by bigfatdrunk on Nov 9, 2008 3:06 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

dear texans

you have brought shame on your houses and your people

by cubic on Nov 9, 2008 3:06 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

can they do that?

that was the ball boy in coverage

by bigfatdrunk on Nov 9, 2008 3:07 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Unitas' urn

was in at DT, so why not?

by Jersey Bill on Nov 9, 2008 3:08 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

That sucked

The whole day just sucked.

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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 3:08 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

WE WANT SAGE!

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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 3:08 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm out

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by SOLIS on Nov 9, 2008 3:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

now it's time

to go get drunk really drunk. bye bye liver

by cubic on Nov 9, 2008 3:11 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Whats crispy and sits at the top of the stairs?

Jared Allen after we burn his fuckin house down

Love the Texans, Never been in Texas

by flanno7hi on Nov 9, 2008 3:12 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

FAIR WEATHER FANS

ALL OF YOU

Come on, let’s get ready for next week and get this thing going. I suffered for too many years without a team in Houston to be jumping ship like a bunch of women and children. Man up and stick behind your team!

by jaws on Nov 9, 2008 4:21 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I don't know who the hell you think you're talking to

Fair weather? I’ve rooted my ass off for this team every single game of their existence – THAT is not going to change.

Bitching about the team and taking them to task for being as fucking shitty as they are is a HELL of a lot different than jumping ship.

Nobody here is jumping ship. We’re just pissed.

I spend hours and hours on my blog, writing about the Texans, working on the graphics, making little tweaks here and there, participating in the Texans online community – don’t even try and tell me I’m fair weather.

by HoustonDiehards on Nov 9, 2008 4:30 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

don't be offended

I’m actually happy to see a post like Jaws’ BUT, I think you speak for us all about the keeping on, as well. Nobody here is fair-weathered. Cept maybe Liston. Oh, and that Jerry Coons guy. Remember them?

by bigfatdrunk on Nov 9, 2008 4:31 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Venting Thread

Up on the main page.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Nov 9, 2008 5:06 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

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