Open Game Day Thread--Baltimore v. Houston, Part Deux
Press on with your adoration and/or scorn, BRB. It's Part II of the game day experience is here.
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I'm just so sick and tired of the losing
…and the fact that it’s always the same reasons every single week.
Speaking of Schaub
Jared Allen is having a GREAT game against GB.
And they’ve had a cutesy video package of him in a matador outfit, and they’re talking about what a good guy he is.
Nice.
think about this game...
Slaton TD called back.
JJ awesome punt return called back, leads to safety.
Sage INT on their 1.
That’s 23 net points thanks to two holds and a pick. THAT is Texans football this year.
LOL, great point.
and sadly – we have no reason to expect more of the same in the second half.
Man, I didn’t even see a replay of the OD hold on the Slaton TD. Come on CBS.
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 9, 2008 1:38 PM CST up reply actions
Played too well.
Can’t have that on D.
by DisplacedTexan on Nov 9, 2008 1:45 PM CST up reply actions
Shorts
Some good “Take It Away” did this offseason.
by DisplacedTexan on Nov 9, 2008 1:48 PM CST up reply actions
Drinking Game
How come we haven’t come up with a Texans specific drinking game yet?
Cause we’d all be dead by halftime?
Out of curiosity
When a receiver holds up like that, how is the defender ever suppose to avoid contact?
by DisplacedTexan on Nov 9, 2008 1:52 PM CST up reply actions
Don't know
But the rules are the rules
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 9, 2008 1:55 PM CST up reply actions
Morlon screwed that all up
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How is Flacco able to air it out all over the field..
and why can’t we pick one off! He’s floating them out there!
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ARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Joe Flacco is looking like John Elway...
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Funny thing...
The announcers were talking about how this was the first week that they really took the training wheels off and let Flacco air it out.
Now why the fuck might that be? Oh, that’s right. Richard Smith.
Excellent block by Ahamn Green
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Where the hell was he throwing to?
Slaton was open underneath
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FORCE A FUMBLE YOU FUCKING MORONS!
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Sorry...
That’s the beer talking.
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more like tur-never.
you see what I did there?
He had pressure, true
But that throw was either:
a) bad – meant for Slaton
b) stupid – makes no gd sense
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Something you can feel sorry for
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We're all Fredo
Just waiting to go out on the lake.
by DisplacedTexan on Nov 9, 2008 2:04 PM CST up reply actions
Excellent play by the X Man
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That was my wishful thinking
Almost came through
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How was that not in the grasp
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Seriously
How was that not ruled “In the Grasp”?
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The fact that Kubiak was not in any official's
face speaks volumes about the lack of passion and accountability on this team.
That's what I call a quick strike
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Man...
If we win that might be the quote of the day…
lol
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Flagged for being fast and white?
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Two holding calls on Weaver
Fire that motherfucker
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Okam again had nice pressure
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What the fuck is up with all these flags????
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what the fuck, Ferguson?
For somebody who’s usually solid against the run, that was a piss-poor effort.
Eugene is all over the place
Dare I say the best Safety we’ve had in years
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Might as well be ten
You think our uterus – er, defense – can stop Joe Namath and this high-powered offense??
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 9, 2008 2:27 PM CST up reply actions
Why would anybody ever kick an extra point against us?
Seems like the odds of our defense stopping a two-point conversion are probably lower than the odds of a botched snap or bad hold on an extra point.
I prefer a back-breaking fumble.
More fun to watch in real-time.
by DisplacedTexan on Nov 9, 2008 2:30 PM CST up reply actions
LOL - Announcer quote of the game
“Coach John Harbaugh said he thought this was the kind of defense that McGahee could have some success against.”
LOLOLOL
Hm
Wal-Mart is trying to trick me into watching Indiana Jones 4 again.
I’d rather take a chopper ride with Sage.
talkign to my lady friend on aim
me: this shit is horrible i hate the texans
her: omnomnomnom pizza!!!
me: omnomnomnom cyanide
who’s with me?
That play call...
8 men near the line… and then all of a sudden 6 fly backwards at the snap.
Gogo two man rush!
i like that the texans can pile up stats
but it’s horribly depressing that they can’t convert that to points or victories
FFS
Just back from France glad I missed this shit. Texans are makin me sad!
There is always next year
Love the Texans, Never been in Texas
Wow.
Wouldn’t mind that third-round pick right about now.
No one
will EVER want to trade for sage again
Meat? They're made out of Meat? Meat.
Hell no
WE WANT ZABRANSKY! WE WANT ZABRANSKY!
Meat? They're made out of Meat? Meat.
by ihavethemelody on Nov 9, 2008 2:47 PM CST up reply actions
Since when does Ray Lewis play for the Texans?
WHAT THE FUCK!?
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You forget sir
the texans make the impossible possible…for the other team
Meat? They're made out of Meat? Meat.
by ihavethemelody on Nov 9, 2008 2:49 PM CST up reply actions
it's good that liquor stores around here aren't open on sundays
because i would indulge in the fine russian tradition of guzzling vodka to forget my sorrows
THERE IS NO WAY IN THE MOTHERFUCKING UNIVERSE THAT RICHARD SMITH SHOULD EVEN BOTHER COMING TO WORK TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!
I mean, I know this was a total team collapse but you can’t fire EVERYONE…………………… uh, right?
Do u think they are actually callin plays
they are probably discussin tonights party
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This is the most uninspired game I've seen this season
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I'll take fire sale for $300, please.
Nice, Rosenfails.
Holy Mother
of G-D. Even the ANNOUNCERS call for craig nall
Meat? They're made out of Meat? Meat.
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That was unbelievably
priceless
Meat? They're made out of Meat? Meat.
by ihavethemelody on Nov 9, 2008 2:52 PM CST up reply actions
Hehehhehehehehehehhehehehehehehheeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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I had half a mind to buy a ticket for this game...
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So umm....
can we draft Sam Bradford? Is he eligible to be drafted? How about Matt Stafford? Colt McCoy? Bueler?
Meat? They're made out of Meat? Meat.
fuck me in the mouth
i am so ashamed. i would honestly feel better if i ilked the rams and we lost 47-3
You know what, I hope they pile it on.
I hope they score 100. Anything to make this defense statistically worse and get Richard Smith out of there sooner.
I do too
And oh my god do they deserve the HUGE boos they’re going to get from the eight people left in the crowd.
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 9, 2008 2:54 PM CST up reply actions
UNTOUCHED!!! WOOO!
Oh wait…that wasn’t us. It’s bad when I see the other team make a great play and think “Wow, we never do that”
Meat? They're made out of Meat? Meat.
Wasnt that a delay of game?
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Only on the defense
because they score so often stopping the clock
Meat? They're made out of Meat? Meat.
by ihavethemelody on Nov 9, 2008 2:55 PM CST up reply actions
This is worst that that worst that I could have imagined
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It's OK, guys.
Baltimore has been known for their potent offenses over the past decade.
Holy crap
Everyone who’s a kicker gets meaningless records against us. See: Kicker, Titans, Kicker: Ravens
Meat? They're made out of Meat? Meat.
PItts
Should separate Rosy’s shoulder.
by DisplacedTexan on Nov 9, 2008 2:56 PM CST up reply actions
Yay!
we can move the ball on their 4th string!
Meat? They're made out of Meat? Meat.
4th string?
I think I saw that punter who kicked the field-goal earlier in at MLB.
I hate my fandom
I hate me
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So can we fire Sage now?
Meat? They're made out of Meat? Meat.
He's done after this season
Should have let him go for the third rounder…
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At least
we don’t have starters in anymore
Meat? They're made out of Meat? Meat.
If I performed
at my job the way this team has this season, I would be indicted by the Attorney General.
Fuck him with a hot poker
fuck him with a knife
fuck him with a rusty pipe
fuck him with a thorny stick
fuck him with a double barreled shotgun
fuck him…
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Just so everyone is clear
The Texans REALLY suck
Meat? They're made out of Meat? Meat.
What if we hold a contest
here and at DGDB&D? Lets vote on a team to support for the rest of the season and only talk about them on both sites.
Washington Generals.
They’re only slightly less hapless than the Texans. And I’m pretty sure I saw Ray Lewis cover the ref’s eyes earlier while Terrell Suggs pantsed Rosenfels in typical Globetrotter fashion.
Patriots!
They win! With a back up Q.B.! And coach like I want the Texans to coach! and are the team I’ve rooted for ever since the Oilers left! (N.E. parents).
Meat? They're made out of Meat? Meat.
by ihavethemelody on Nov 9, 2008 3:16 PM CST up reply actions
Get Andre out of the game
what the hell is wrong with you kubes?
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Wow, we've reached a new low.
They have a 3rd-string tight end playing DE right now.
awesome
now they’re lining up tight ends at defensive end. soon? space eating punters lining up against us.
That sucked
The whole day just sucked.
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Whats crispy and sits at the top of the stairs?
Jared Allen after we burn his fuckin house down
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FAIR WEATHER FANS
ALL OF YOU
Come on, let’s get ready for next week and get this thing going. I suffered for too many years without a team in Houston to be jumping ship like a bunch of women and children. Man up and stick behind your team!
I don't know who the hell you think you're talking to
Fair weather? I’ve rooted my ass off for this team every single game of their existence – THAT is not going to change.
Bitching about the team and taking them to task for being as fucking shitty as they are is a HELL of a lot different than jumping ship.
Nobody here is jumping ship. We’re just pissed.
I spend hours and hours on my blog, writing about the Texans, working on the graphics, making little tweaks here and there, participating in the Texans online community – don’t even try and tell me I’m fair weather.
don't be offended
I’m actually happy to see a post like Jaws’ BUT, I think you speak for us all about the keeping on, as well. Nobody here is fair-weathered. Cept maybe Liston. Oh, and that Jerry Coons guy. Remember them?
Venting Thread
Up on the main page.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

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