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Open Game Day Thread--Jacksonville v. Houston, Part Deux

It's still Monday Night Football, and it's still your Houston Texans. Keep those Comments coming, people.

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Wow

What a way to go into the half

by kozanack on Dec 1, 2008 9:04 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

It's 4am here

I should be going to sleep. But I can’t sleep with a Brian Pittman snap going straight through my skull into my subconscious.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 1, 2008 9:04 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

To clarify

Law masters program.

Born/raised in H-town (what what!)

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 1, 2008 9:06 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

John Cooper

Up in the Woodlands

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 1, 2008 9:07 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Didn't

It was…. 12? years old when I graduated.

Lived in Champions/1960 though – didn’t live up in that cracked out “utopia”

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 1, 2008 9:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

yeah

it’s pretty fucked up

by Only_A_Lad on Dec 1, 2008 9:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

!!!!

Louetta! I lived off 1960 right around Cutten drive.

Cypresswood…. Raveneaux….

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 1, 2008 9:11 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Alright

went there until 3rd grade. Graduated from TWHS.

by Only_A_Lad on Dec 1, 2008 9:08 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Apologies for the comment then!

But I found the woodlands to be a wacky…. almost distopia.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 1, 2008 9:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh I agree

I mean, I appreciate that it was a nice, safe place to live, but it’s a very strange place. Compared to the other places I’ve lived, it seemed somewhat unreal.

Plus, the Woodlands Corp won’t let anybody build a Dairy Queen in the area. That’s messed up.

by Only_A_Lad on Dec 1, 2008 9:13 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

The Woodlands

It’s just a giant yuppie community where the adults and the kids are more concerned with their cell phones than any sort of… what’s that called… human decency. I hated it and was so glad when my parents moved.

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 1, 2008 9:14 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Lies!

The kids are more concerned with drugs. The parents with preening around and looking pretty. I am glad I never lived there… my education was great…. but the society was whack.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 1, 2008 9:15 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

when did you graduate from twhs?

my older cousin was a pretty decent ILB there, and my younger cousin is currently tearing shit up, also as an ILB

by cubic on Dec 1, 2008 9:13 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Two years ago

Didn’t play football though (words can’t describe how awful I am at most sports; still enjoy them, though). I was a band/debate nerd.

by Only_A_Lad on Dec 1, 2008 9:15 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

heh

I used to live right off Research Forest dr.

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 1, 2008 9:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

oh sweet

since it’s half time i might as well ask: what are you doing there?

also, are you able to watch this from the comfort of your home or did you have to find a wireless hot spot or soemthing?

by cubic on Dec 1, 2008 9:06 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Slingbox

It’s quite the invention. I don’t get enough upstream at home (where the box is) to get the clarity i’d like… but haven’t missed a game.

I have actually seen more games this year than in 7 years of undergrad and law school – thanks regional coverage!

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 1, 2008 9:07 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

oh i understand regional coverage

i’m in virgina for college, and next year i’ll be even more displaced than you, in the frozen northlands of saint petersburg. it should be fun watching the texans in the middle of the night

by cubic on Dec 1, 2008 9:08 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

That's really awesome

Enjoy your time.

Where in VA? I went to GW undergrad.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 1, 2008 9:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

i will enjoy my time

i want to become a translator anyway, so next year will bump me up the fluency i need.

right now i’m killing time as an english lit and russian lang/lit majors at william and mary. i see g-dub all the time at model un conferences. good people for the most part.

by cubic on Dec 1, 2008 9:12 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

of course

it’s a fun language, and goddamn do they know how to drink

by cubic on Dec 1, 2008 9:15 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I travel to hungary...

and magyar is the worst language I’ve looked at. I want to learn enough russian as a lot of people there speak it.

by bigfatdrunk on Dec 1, 2008 9:17 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

russian is awesome

and it gives you a leg up if you want to learn any other slavic language. magyar could help you with, uh, finnish and estonian. how useful

by cubic on Dec 1, 2008 9:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Admirable

Language is tough. I’m trying to pick up French while I"m over here… and I have a base of Spanish. But it’s just tough to keep vocabulary straight.

I will happily pass the torch for displaced Texan fan next year.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 1, 2008 9:13 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

people at internet cafes might be confused by my yelling

but maybe i can get some drunk russians into football. that would be pretty awesome

by cubic on Dec 1, 2008 9:15 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Do it.

I’m trading interest in football for an education in rugby w/ an Irish friend here.

Great times.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 1, 2008 9:16 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

well i was there last spring

and they all got me loving saint petersburg soccer. i figure i should return the favor with the texans. except st petersburg won the euro cup when i was there

by cubic on Dec 1, 2008 9:17 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Zenit?

Spurs fan here. Love me some footie.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 1, 2008 9:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

zenit vyigral

people were still roaming the streets in zenit banners a week after the game. it was awesome

by cubic on Dec 1, 2008 9:20 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Wow

I thought I took people on digressions.

GW undergrad. You must be rich. I happen to work very close to GW.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 2, 2008 7:49 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

embarrassing

but maybe the nation can understand finally what it’s like to be a texans fan

by cubic on Dec 1, 2008 9:05 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Good luck "Battle Red Boys"

Tim and others……..I posted on this elsewhere……….you were really cool before the Dolphin/Texan game……….and I just want you to know from me at least, that was really classy………..

You’re up 10 and doin’ well! Your stadium looks good on t.v too! lol Enjoy yourselves

Get Some!

"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08

by HuskerDolphin on Dec 1, 2008 9:07 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Listen to this d-bag!!

He wasn’t shot! He shot himself!

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 1, 2008 9:09 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

WTF

He keeps saying “Plax was shot.”

HE WASN’T SHOT! HE SHOT HIMSELF!!!!!

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 1, 2008 9:11 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Plaxico never really knew about the "safety"

get the pun?

"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08

by HuskerDolphin on Dec 1, 2008 9:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Plex

He is the victim

by kozanack on Dec 1, 2008 9:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Gun Control...........is being able to hit your target on the first shot.........

not puttin one through the thigh

"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08

by HuskerDolphin on Dec 1, 2008 9:11 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

is Tim here?

"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08

by HuskerDolphin on Dec 1, 2008 9:13 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

lucky bastard.......

Be a good man and tell him HuskerDolphin was here wishing him and all of you blessings. I mean it, he was super cool with his post on the Phinsider before the Fin/Texan game. I respect that kinda stuff. So…….ENJOY BOYS! All you Battle Red guys………get the win and enjoy the game!

"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08

by HuskerDolphin on Dec 1, 2008 9:16 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I went over there for polite conversation

On gameday with the phins – and one of the readers was a HUGE ASSHOLE.

Everyone else was cool, though.

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 1, 2008 9:17 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

i hope i was one of the cool ones

"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08

by HuskerDolphin on Dec 1, 2008 9:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Tim stepped up

and maybe its a midwest thing……….but we know how to be cool fans.

"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08

by HuskerDolphin on Dec 1, 2008 9:20 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

HEY!!!!

Get to your game!!!!………..enough of me…………..just wanted to pass along the good tidings and pay back a little for the respect that Tim and other showed.

I’m out and Get a WIN!

"You found that word today......and that word is Character"- Coach Sparano 11/9/08

by HuskerDolphin on Dec 1, 2008 9:21 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Wheww.... I found the second thread--I felt a little thirteenth floor at the other thread.

The best defense is a good defense!
And last week's young players. Yes!

by Mike Clark on Dec 1, 2008 9:14 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

They keep showing Hank Jr.

But all I see is the Titans logo on his guitar strap.

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 1, 2008 9:15 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Mathis is out--Johnson will rule when we get the ball

The best defense is a good defense!
And last week's young players. Yes!

by Mike Clark on Dec 1, 2008 9:17 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Whoa.

That was quite the bonding experience we had at the top of the thread.

I love you guys.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 1, 2008 9:18 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

{hugs}

In other news, our secondary sucks ass.

by bigfatdrunk on Dec 1, 2008 9:20 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Texans Blitz?

Is that allowed?

by kozanack on Dec 1, 2008 9:19 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Holding

The best defense is a good defense!
And last week's young players. Yes!

by Mike Clark on Dec 1, 2008 9:20 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

WOW offensive face mask--don't see that often

The best defense is a good defense!
And last week's young players. Yes!

by Mike Clark on Dec 1, 2008 9:20 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

btw

that was nique barber on the blitz. I’m confused and preplexed.

by bigfatdrunk on Dec 1, 2008 9:21 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

the old MO Momentum is on our side

The best defense is a good defense!
And last week's young players. Yes!

by Mike Clark on Dec 1, 2008 9:21 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

JACOBY!!

Where was your mom!!

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 1, 2008 9:22 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Jacoby

I’ll buy you dinner too

by Texan_in_Kansas_City on Dec 1, 2008 9:22 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

a distant whirring sound

whats that?

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 1, 2008 9:24 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Let's see---Mathis is out--deep to Johnson maybe?

The best defense is a good defense!
And last week's young players. Yes!

by Mike Clark on Dec 1, 2008 9:24 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Hm. Here we go with the questionable play-calling.

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 1, 2008 9:25 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Rushing

We either get 0 yards or 6+

What the fuck?

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 1, 2008 9:25 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I think we should go for the first here--I don't like your trick field goals

The best defense is a good defense!
And last week's young players. Yes!

by Mike Clark on Dec 1, 2008 9:26 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

wtf is with turk passing?

im at work and cant see the game

when will the losing end? THIS WEEK!!!!!!!

by m1 on Dec 1, 2008 9:26 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

nfl.com says first pass by texans after 2nd half was thrown by turk, is nfl.com messed up or is it just me?

when will the losing end? THIS WEEK!!!!!!!

by m1 on Dec 1, 2008 9:27 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

n/m they updated

when will the losing end? THIS WEEK!!!!!!!

by m1 on Dec 1, 2008 9:28 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Pittman

Snapping.

Steroids.

Sucking.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 1, 2008 9:27 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

3rd and 12

Oh NOW you kick the FG?

What about when it was 4 yards longer?

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 1, 2008 9:26 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Now I do though

The best defense is a good defense!
And last week's young players. Yes!

by Mike Clark on Dec 1, 2008 9:26 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Trick FG

We never… ever… would.

Kris Brown is cash money.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 1, 2008 9:28 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

That’s how we do it.

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 1, 2008 9:28 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Stat time

We are:

0-5 on third down

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 1, 2008 9:28 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

3rd down is overrated

Brown can’t kick on 3rd.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 1, 2008 9:28 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Let's hold them again and get the ball back

The best defense is a good defense!
And last week's young players. Yes!

by Mike Clark on Dec 1, 2008 9:28 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I thought he was a corner?

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 1, 2008 9:30 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Dammit

Why did our only FS have to go and get injured.

by Tailgate Andy on Dec 1, 2008 9:30 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Uh oh

The return of Will Demps

Dre all day

by Drecoby8012 on Dec 1, 2008 9:31 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

because, Andy, Durga hates us

We have not praised the Bitchephant in quite some time.

by bigfatdrunk on Dec 1, 2008 9:31 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Valkyrie

That looks HORRIBLE!

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 1, 2008 9:31 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Tom Cruise is just playing out his Scientology fantasy

Hitler=Xenu; Officers=Aliens who imprison Xenu

by Only_A_Lad on Dec 1, 2008 9:32 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah, Wilson's out

for the time being. No word on what sort of injury it is yet. But, hey, at least J’ville isn’t going to be throwing the ball alot or anything…

Wait, what?

by Tailgate Andy on Dec 1, 2008 9:33 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Apparently

Wilson’s back in the game, so the injury must not have been that serious.

by Tailgate Andy on Dec 1, 2008 9:34 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Any online streams of the game?

It looks like the nfl or espn just took down everything on justin.tv and I can’t find any tvants streams that are working, anyone else watching it online?

by killtacular on Dec 1, 2008 9:33 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Put some coke on the ball

Jones will track that shit down any where you throw it.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 1, 2008 9:33 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

LOLOL

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 1, 2008 9:34 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Come on!!!

Blitz on that down!!!!

by Texan_in_Kansas_City on Dec 1, 2008 9:34 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

awe.

I thought Dunta had that one. Pre-injury Dunta makes that play.

by Nashmeister on Dec 1, 2008 9:35 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Dunta...

Baby… don’t jump like that.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 1, 2008 9:35 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

That should have been a INT---we need to hold thm to three

The best defense is a good defense!
And last week's young players. Yes!

by Mike Clark on Dec 1, 2008 9:35 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Good--go five yards back

The best defense is a good defense!
And last week's young players. Yes!

by Mike Clark on Dec 1, 2008 9:36 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I like it

At least Duntae is going for it, I really like that

by Texan_in_Kansas_City on Dec 1, 2008 9:36 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Yeah,

it’s (usually) better to gamble a bit. That one was a good gamble.

by Only_A_Lad on Dec 1, 2008 9:37 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Ugh, horrible tackling.

Come on guys, it’s Monday night!

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 1, 2008 9:38 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

We need to hold them to three here--our defense needs to step up

The best defense is a good defense!
And last week's young players. Yes!

by Mike Clark on Dec 1, 2008 9:38 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Defense.

I forgot what they really played like.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 1, 2008 9:38 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

WEAVER AGAIN!!

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 1, 2008 9:38 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I... I don't understand.

“Popping up almost every series with a good play.”

Wha…..

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 1, 2008 9:38 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Two more stops

The best defense is a good defense!
And last week's young players. Yes!

by Mike Clark on Dec 1, 2008 9:38 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Weaver?

Didn’t we pay him huge money a few years ago and get nothing in return?

by Texan_in_Kansas_City on Dec 1, 2008 9:38 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

NICE PLAY by Frenchy!!

Wow!

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 1, 2008 9:39 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

The Bizzaro Texans

They have yet to post a losing season (except for last year, when they went 8-8). Reeves is our 2nd best player ever.

by Only_A_Lad on Dec 1, 2008 9:42 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I love the way Dunta tackles.

every other player on our team misses that tackle.

by Nashmeister on Dec 1, 2008 9:39 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

He tackles like a crocodile… locks you up then spins you down. I forget what they call that on the nature shows, but it has a name.

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 1, 2008 9:41 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yes!! dropped pass--one more stop

The best defense is a good defense!
And last week's young players. Yes!

by Mike Clark on Dec 1, 2008 9:40 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Hell yah Dunta!!!

That is pre-injury Dunta right there. We need to pay him or franchise him

by Texan_in_Kansas_City on Dec 1, 2008 9:40 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

and please please PLEASE.

Watch for the onside kick here.

by Nashmeister on Dec 1, 2008 9:40 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

jax doesn't call trick plays.

do they?

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 1, 2008 9:41 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Never fakes.

And when they do, they don’t work or result in TDs.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 1, 2008 9:41 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

After that fake punt in the first game, i’ll believe anything.

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 1, 2008 9:42 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

OK maybe they will try a fake like us----oh well--we held them to three

The best defense is a good defense!
And last week's young players. Yes!

by Mike Clark on Dec 1, 2008 9:40 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

You guys have a great team--we will win this game!

The best defense is a good defense!
And last week's young players. Yes!

by Mike Clark on Dec 1, 2008 9:41 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

YOU are the one

calling Sage with the desired final score, aren’t you?

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 1, 2008 9:42 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

WTF they DID go for it!!

And didn’t disguise it!

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 1, 2008 9:43 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

To be fair

the last time the tried a trick play on special teams, they didn’t disguise it either. It worked alright then.

by Tailgate Andy on Dec 1, 2008 9:43 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

again 4-7

put 4 wideouts in the end zone on every play

lets go down throwin!

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 1, 2008 9:44 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

i just saw frenchy's stop

what the fuck? i like his play tonight!

by cubic on Dec 1, 2008 9:43 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

If I Was The Jags

Every play would involve getting the ball to Fred Taylor

by kozanack on Dec 1, 2008 9:43 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Longview

They just mentioned my high school on MNF! That’s cool, and I was two years behind Scobee. His sister was the hottest chick in the school

by Triple347 on Dec 1, 2008 9:43 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

That's a little creepy

Don’t talk like that. Everyone will think you’re a Titans fan.

by Only_A_Lad on Dec 1, 2008 9:44 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Great field position! We need another touchdown

The best defense is a good defense!
And last week's young players. Yes!

by Mike Clark on Dec 1, 2008 9:43 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

It's time

For Slaton and Andre, let’s do this thing

by Texan_in_Kansas_City on Dec 1, 2008 9:44 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I wish

but I doubt AJ gets a pass on this drive.

we’re shuttin ’er down

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 1, 2008 9:45 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yes!!! Yes!!!! Great Screan!! Great Run!!

The best defense is a good defense!
And last week's young players. Yes!

by Mike Clark on Dec 1, 2008 9:46 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

the burst

love the burst.

its the 1st 3 steps, he hits the hole, then its easy

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 1, 2008 9:47 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

True.

But I don’t care if you have Tom Brady and the Patriots’ line back there. If you’re on the goal-line, run the friggin’ ball up the gut.

by Nashmeister on Dec 1, 2008 9:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed.

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 1, 2008 9:49 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

So what happens here?

The best defense is a good defense!
And last week's young players. Yes!

by Mike Clark on Dec 1, 2008 9:47 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

watch

and learn

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 1, 2008 9:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Checklist:

-Bad playcall
-wasted TO
….. incoming int!!

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 1, 2008 9:49 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

bootleg!

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 1, 2008 9:47 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Of course

Rosenfels has no idea what the play is

by Texan_in_Kansas_City on Dec 1, 2008 9:48 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

lol

Kubes: Give it Stevie, he’ll run it outside
Sage: ‘k
twenty seconds later in the huddle:
Pitts: What’s the play, Copter?
Sage: How should I know, lol?

by Only_A_Lad on Dec 1, 2008 9:50 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

It's cool Sage

I’m sure we won’t need that TO later. No biggie.

by Only_A_Lad on Dec 1, 2008 9:48 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

sage doesn't feel comfortable

with all 3 TO’s

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 1, 2008 9:48 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

and we don't feel comfortable

inside their 20

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 1, 2008 9:49 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

just ugly

how depressing

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 1, 2008 9:49 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

We run stupid plays--if you have a fast back--try something outside

The best defense is a good defense!
And last week's young players. Yes!

by Mike Clark on Dec 1, 2008 9:50 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Je-sus.

Three straight fucking runs? To the right? With Slaton?

HE IS NOT A POWER BACK!

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 1, 2008 9:50 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

to be fair

we don’t have a power back

by cubic on Dec 1, 2008 9:51 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

stupid plays--funny us--at least I know we will win

The best defense is a good defense!
And last week's young players. Yes!

by Mike Clark on Dec 1, 2008 9:51 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

No AJ?

You’re right, Baby Shan. Why have your best player on the field?

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 1, 2008 9:51 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Are there

Any 6’0’’ 250 lb running backs in the draft?

by Texan_in_Kansas_City on Dec 1, 2008 9:51 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

a touchdown there

and 7 mins off the clock, and the setup would be complete

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 1, 2008 9:51 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I hope Kubiak doesn't go conservative on defense--we need to attack--right now!!!!!

The best defense is a good defense!
And last week's young players. Yes!

by Mike Clark on Dec 1, 2008 9:54 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

One Good Thing

My wife finally quit yakking at me and found something else to do. Twenty years of marriage, and she still hasn’t learned.

by kozanack on Dec 1, 2008 9:54 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Did we just see

a miracle from Reeves? He actually turned his head around?

Dre all day

by Drecoby8012 on Dec 1, 2008 9:55 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

The dreaded 4th quarter

Has begun, please let it all be OK

by Texan_in_Kansas_City on Dec 1, 2008 9:55 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Good! Attack again!!

The best defense is a good defense!
And last week's young players. Yes!

by Mike Clark on Dec 1, 2008 9:55 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Things are just working for Reeves tonight.

He didn’t turn his head, and he still broke that one up. Nicely done.

by Nashmeister on Dec 1, 2008 9:55 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

A blitzer catches Drew

The best defense is a good defense!
And last week's young players. Yes!

by Mike Clark on Dec 1, 2008 9:56 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

haha

you thought we could get a stop! NOT LIKELY!

by Only_A_Lad on Dec 1, 2008 9:57 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

And once again

We can’t stop anyone on 4th down.

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 1, 2008 9:57 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Shhoooot! Keep them to three

The best defense is a good defense!
And last week's young players. Yes!

by Mike Clark on Dec 1, 2008 9:57 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Blatant push-off.

Filthy coke-head. Let’s stuff ’em here.

by Nashmeister on Dec 1, 2008 9:57 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Yes!! Great stop

The best defense is a good defense!
And last week's young players. Yes!

by Mike Clark on Dec 1, 2008 9:57 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Amobi

made a play. Surprise?

Dre all day

by Drecoby8012 on Dec 1, 2008 9:57 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Uh...

Fuck you cokehead.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 1, 2008 9:57 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

garrard channeling sage

and how big is that FG fuck up now?

by bigfatdrunk on Dec 1, 2008 9:58 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Got to hold them to three here.

Or if they’re smart – they’ll go for it on 4th and whatever.

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 1, 2008 9:58 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Jags have outgained us 250-226

EFF JARED ALLEN

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 1, 2008 10:00 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

DisplacedTexan

No matter the outcome, I love the attitude

by Texan_in_Kansas_City on Dec 1, 2008 10:00 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Awesome.

I’ve seen that work against us before. That’s the probowl DeMeco we all know and love.

by Nashmeister on Dec 1, 2008 10:01 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Look at the crowd

They know it’s coming. They just know it.

by Only_A_Lad on Dec 1, 2008 10:01 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Please?

First 4th down stop of the season? Please?

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 1, 2008 10:02 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

This game is bizarre.

I know we’re going to lose it, but we’ve already avoided about half a dozen of our usual crucial game-losing mistakes. How’s it going to happen this time?

by Nashmeister on Dec 1, 2008 10:04 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

This is like the third Matrix

It’s gonna be bad – but HOW BAD?

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 1, 2008 10:04 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

NO IDEA why they went for it there. Horrible play call.

And uh… we barely stopped them even though Garrard fell down.

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 1, 2008 10:03 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Yes!!!! I told you guys!!!!!!!!!!!! We are going to win this game!!

The best defense is a good defense!
And last week's young players. Yes!

by Mike Clark on Dec 1, 2008 10:03 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

ALRIGHT GOD DAMMIT THIS IS THE TIME WHEN THE CHOPPER USUALLY FIRES UP

COME ON SAGE YOU FREAKING SO AND SO!!!!!

EIGHT MINUTE TD SCORING DRIVE FOR THE LOVE OF GAWD!!

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 1, 2008 10:04 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Diehard you are so negative---we stopped them that is what counts

The best defense is a good defense!
And last week's young players. Yes!

by Mike Clark on Dec 1, 2008 10:04 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Settle down now

You don’t know this team. LOL

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 1, 2008 10:04 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I wish...

You could have been here for the 1st Indy game. You’d understand. I promise you would.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 1, 2008 10:05 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

it aint over till its over here

when will the losing end? THIS WEEK!!!!!!!

by m1 on Dec 1, 2008 10:04 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

OK---We need to march to goo field posetion

The best defense is a good defense!
And last week's young players. Yes!

by Mike Clark on Dec 1, 2008 10:04 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

sp

The best defense is a good defense!
And last week's young players. Yes!

by Mike Clark on Dec 1, 2008 10:04 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

First Down!!!

The best defense is a good defense!
And last week's young players. Yes!

by Mike Clark on Dec 1, 2008 10:06 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

that was scary

sage backs into the EZ to throw.

by bigfatdrunk on Dec 1, 2008 10:06 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Scary

yes, but it wasn’t Dan Orlovsky scary.

by Tailgate Andy on Dec 1, 2008 10:06 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Following NFL.com's gamecenter

2-7 HOU8 (11:32) M.Turk pass short middle to O.Daniels to HOU 19 for 11 yards (D.Smith).

What the fuck is going on?

by socctty on Dec 1, 2008 10:07 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Botched FG

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 1, 2008 10:07 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

?

from our end of the field?!

by socctty on Dec 1, 2008 10:08 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

its been driving me crazy all night

when will the losing end? THIS WEEK!!!!!!!

by m1 on Dec 1, 2008 10:12 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

everyone less depressed than when I last stopped by?

Shonn Greene for Heisman
Big Ten's leading Rusher, Leads FBS
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Dec 1, 2008 10:07 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

OK YOU Ney-Sayers--How do you feel now!

The best defense is a good defense!
And last week's young players. Yes!

by Mike Clark on Dec 1, 2008 10:08 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Cautiously pessimistic

As I have been for the last twenty years of my life.

by Only_A_Lad on Dec 1, 2008 10:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Dude, I appreciate that you're positive

We’re not naysayers. You have to learn this team. NOBODY is more loyal and devoted than we are.

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 1, 2008 10:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Cynical humor.

Caustic optimism.

Call it what you will – we’re just a grizzled bunch.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 1, 2008 10:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Bingo

Totally different thing.

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 1, 2008 10:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

It's "nay-sayers"

…and anyway, do you know that despite the red uniforms, it’s still the Houston Texans?

by socctty on Dec 1, 2008 10:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

You know Cleveland fans?

Houston fans – like that, but less Midwesty.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 1, 2008 10:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Jaws!

“If you’re a Texans fan, there has to be some optimism.”

Oh jaws….

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 1, 2008 10:08 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

We need a deep pass to Johnson right now

The best defense is a good defense!
And last week's young players. Yes!

by Mike Clark on Dec 1, 2008 10:09 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

slaton

133 total yards

swoon

by cubic on Dec 1, 2008 10:10 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

it's play-calling like that...

…which keeps us so grounded.

by bigfatdrunk on Dec 1, 2008 10:10 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Stupid--that should have been a play action to Johnson deep

The best defense is a good defense!
And last week's young players. Yes!

by Mike Clark on Dec 1, 2008 10:10 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

OH GOD WHY!

WHY ARE YOU SHOWING ME THIS?

WHYYYYY???

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 1, 2008 10:10 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

I don’t ever want to see film of that game again.

by Tailgate Andy on Dec 1, 2008 10:11 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Someone slap me

IS MATT TURK ACTUALLY PLAYING QB?! HALP
.
In other news, did Matty Schaub suit up?

by socctty on Dec 1, 2008 10:11 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Turk is not playing QB

Schaub suited up, but he’s the backup.

by Tailgate Andy on Dec 1, 2008 10:12 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

K...

NFL.com has Turk 1 for 2.

by socctty on Dec 1, 2008 10:13 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Thank you

For not letting sage throw there

by Texan_in_Kansas_City on Dec 1, 2008 10:12 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

"I don't know if the fans are booing the play selection"

Yes, yes we are. Because that was totally gutless.

by Only_A_Lad on Dec 1, 2008 10:12 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

You say gutless....

I say, thank christ Sage didn’t throw it.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 1, 2008 10:13 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Meh

I’m willing to take some risks with 5:30 left in the game.

by Only_A_Lad on Dec 1, 2008 10:13 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks to you

I’ll be there, nothing but class

by Texan_in_Kansas_City on Dec 1, 2008 10:14 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Seconded.

Been a treat having you around here.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 1, 2008 10:15 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I’ve been over there a few times. Great fans, very polite, very happy to have other team fans visit. I’ll be there.

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 1, 2008 10:15 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

i would but

my dad likes the chargers so i can’t root for the broncos. no hate, though!

by cubic on Dec 1, 2008 10:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Great Punt!!

The best defense is a good defense!
And last week's young players. Yes!

by Mike Clark on Dec 1, 2008 10:13 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

See!! We are going to win!!

The best defense is a good defense!
And last week's young players. Yes!

by Mike Clark on Dec 1, 2008 10:14 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

DAMNIT MIKE

How many times do we have to tell you, not yet!!!!

by Texan_in_Kansas_City on Dec 1, 2008 10:14 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Now that we're in a commercial break...

…how do we blow this game? Rosy? Pittman? Alien invasion?

by bigfatdrunk on Dec 1, 2008 10:14 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

all three at once

at least it will be something new

when will the losing end? THIS WEEK!!!!!!!

by m1 on Dec 1, 2008 10:16 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Now we need hold them but once--and the game is ours!

The best defense is a good defense!
And last week's young players. Yes!

by Mike Clark on Dec 1, 2008 10:15 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Texan---o ye of little faith---we will win this game

The best defense is a good defense!
And last week's young players. Yes!

by Mike Clark on Dec 1, 2008 10:16 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

he's supermario

this is superman

sorry for the bad memories, but I really want to stake Mathis’ claim to the nickname

Shonn Greene for Heisman
Big Ten's leading Rusher, Leads FBS
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Dec 1, 2008 10:41 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

faster than a speeding (Melvin) Bullitt

more powerful than a right tackle, able to leap cut-blocking linemen in a single bound, OH NO LOOK BEHIND YOU SAGE IT’S SUPERMATHIS!

Shonn Greene for Heisman
Big Ten's leading Rusher, Leads FBS
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Dec 1, 2008 10:51 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Mario with the fumble recovery

but oh Durga, please don’t let him be hurt.

by Tailgate Andy on Dec 1, 2008 10:16 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Not a Bengali

but after MDC invoked Durga and Dunta got injured, I’m trying to appease her and the Bitchephant.

by Tailgate Andy on Dec 1, 2008 10:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

To be fair...

she did bench Petey first. Dunta was just hit with karmic shrapnel.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 1, 2008 10:28 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

NO NO NO NO NO!

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 1, 2008 10:17 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Please please

Mario don’t be hurt!!!!!!

by Texan_in_Kansas_City on Dec 1, 2008 10:17 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Yup

Forced fumble in a passing situation = sack

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 1, 2008 10:21 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Mario slapps the ball out---see---We win this game!!!

The best defense is a good defense!
And last week's young players. Yes!

by Mike Clark on Dec 1, 2008 10:17 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

State line:

2 sacks, 1 FF….

And he hasn’t been as beastly as usual.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 1, 2008 10:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

State line:

near Orange, if I remember correctly. Go there for cheap liquor and gambling.

by Only_A_Lad on Dec 1, 2008 10:19 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yup

The first “real” one, the one on the play where Garrard slipped and rolled out, and that forced fumble right there.

He’s God. Only better.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 1, 2008 10:20 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I told you we will win!

The best defense is a good defense!
And last week's young players. Yes!

by Mike Clark on Dec 1, 2008 10:19 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Again

Mike, you’re the man, but not til the final whistle sounds

by Texan_in_Kansas_City on Dec 1, 2008 10:20 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Mario Three sacks tonight!!

The best defense is a good defense!
And last week's young players. Yes!

by Mike Clark on Dec 1, 2008 10:20 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I'd still like to

The best defense is a good defense!
And last week's young players. Yes!

by Mike Clark on Dec 1, 2008 10:20 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Stevie

Wonder!

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 1, 2008 10:20 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

stevie, i love you

mancrush grows exponentially

by cubic on Dec 1, 2008 10:21 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I am so glad....

I stayed up until 5:30am for this.

Mario… Stevie…. AJ… I love these guys.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 1, 2008 10:21 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

oh by the way

the texans are actually scoring off turnovers. what the fuck?

by cubic on Dec 1, 2008 10:22 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Mario Williams

is 2.5 sacks from having as many career sacks as VY has career STARTS.

Fuck VY.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 1, 2008 10:22 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

This was a fun game--you guys are my second favorite team!!

The best defense is a good defense!
And last week's young players. Yes!

by Mike Clark on Dec 1, 2008 10:22 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

TO Margin

Are we…. +5 over the last two games?

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 1, 2008 10:24 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I've got a confession to make

Like TK, I thought the Super Mario pick was stupid, too. I realized my mistake some time in 2007. To be fair, I didn’t think we should have picked Bush, I thought we should have gone for Young. But that wouldn’t have been a good pick either, obviously.

Forgive me, Mario. I knew not what I did.

by Only_A_Lad on Dec 1, 2008 10:24 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Me too.

But I admitted my mistake a while ago. And came to terms with my stupidity.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 1, 2008 10:25 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

You guys are class fans---you are welcome anytime at MHR.. I leave now--enjoy your victory!!

The best defense is a good defense!
And last week's young players. Yes!

by Mike Clark on Dec 1, 2008 10:25 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Cheers!

Thanks for stopping by.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 1, 2008 10:26 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

thanks

The best defense is a good defense!
And last week's young players. Yes!

by Mike Clark on Dec 1, 2008 10:26 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

visit us if we do something in the playoffs

The best defense is a good defense!
And last week's young players. Yes!

by Mike Clark on Dec 1, 2008 10:27 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

thanks cubic

The best defense is a good defense!
And last week's young players. Yes!

by Mike Clark on Dec 1, 2008 10:28 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

see ya at the next one

when will the losing end? THIS WEEK!!!!!!!

by m1 on Dec 1, 2008 10:27 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

wow

that was a powerful run.

by Only_A_Lad on Dec 1, 2008 10:26 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Not Much Prevent

In our prevent defense

by kozanack on Dec 1, 2008 10:28 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

OK Now

Let’s burn the rest of the time off the clock

by kozanack on Dec 1, 2008 10:29 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Or...

that.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 1, 2008 10:30 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Stevie Wonder

I’m so gay for him.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 1, 2008 10:30 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Who the hell gets the game ball?

Slaton?
Mario?
The defense?

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 1, 2008 10:31 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Gotta be Steve

Mario had a great game, but TD >> sacks

by kozanack on Dec 1, 2008 10:33 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Sage

for only turning the ball over once. Good effort out there, Choppa.

by Only_A_Lad on Dec 1, 2008 10:34 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Slaton and mario

split the game ball, hell, even jacques gets an honorable mention

by Texan_in_Kansas_City on Dec 1, 2008 10:33 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

i really liked jacques today

interception, key pass broken up, and he didn’t even get horribly burned as far as i saw

by cubic on Dec 1, 2008 10:36 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

And on that note....

5:30 is late enough. God this was sweet.

Cheers lads.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 1, 2008 10:35 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Houston Prevent Defense

Will make sure the Jags require at least 4 plays to get a TD

by kozanack on Dec 1, 2008 10:36 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

IF ...

THEY HADN’T SCORED 30 THEY WOULDVE LOST BY 17!

GO TEXANS!!!!!!!!!

by Texanmaniac on Dec 1, 2008 10:49 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Great how the postgame ESPN team is patronizing and condescending to the Texans. A-holes.

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 1, 2008 10:50 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I always love how ESPN

treats Houston like it’s Carolina or Jacksonville. They don’t talk about Detroit or Buffalo or Cleveland this way. We’re not just another fucking expansion team in a shitty hamlet. We’re motherfucking Houston.

by Only_A_Lad on Dec 1, 2008 10:55 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

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