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Open Game Day Thread: Tennessee v. Houston, Part Deux

Brb_tiny by Tim on in Events Comment 457 comments

As I type this the day before the game, I have absolutely no idea what's transpired in the first half. All I do know is that I loathe Bud Adams. Keep the commentary going in the space below, folks. GO TEXANS!

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FUCK.

That is all.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 1:32 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Tasker

Has actually more or less summarized my feelings in a TV-friendly manner this entire game.

Fucking idiots. Put points on the board when you have the ball in Titan territory with 1:45 left and two timeouts. Also, Salaam should get raped by an elephant for his shit-tacular play.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 1:34 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Unrelated

but did anyone else just see Megatron’s TD run??

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 1:36 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Who is Megatron?

I mean, beside the transformer, obv.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 1:42 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Calvin Johnson

of Detroit

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 1:44 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Got it, thanks.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 1:44 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Weird playcalling

huh?

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 1:38 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

This is pretty funny....

Today, WhoDeyRevolution is organizing the distribution of 1,000 urinal cakes inside Paul Brown Stadium with the following message: “98-186-1 – Get Pissed.” The Bengals have posted a 98-186-1 record with Mike Brown as Owner/GM over the last 18 years. Over this span, the Bengals have the lowest winning percentage among every team in all four major sports. It is a failure that starts right at the top.

These urinal cakes were brought into the game by hundreds of WhoDey Revolutionaries and placed in every urinal at Paul Brown Stadium so Bengals fans can physically express their frustration with a team clearly not dedicated to winning.

This operation has been given titled “Put Your Yellow on Our Brown.”

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 1:39 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

question

why is kerry collins refered to as vodka collins?

by pweco113 on Dec 14, 2008 1:40 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Because he used to be an alcoholic...

and we are assholes.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 1:41 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

oh, too funny

because i heard him on some post-game interview, and the name sounded very fitting. he sounded like he was hammered

by pweco113 on Dec 14, 2008 1:43 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

That's almost as good as

Calling their backup qb Radio.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 1:44 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Not feeling very confident, but our defense holding up pretty well.

Who else jumped up when Winston was jumping around and shoving people after that pile-moving run/push by Slaton and the o-line?

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 14, 2008 1:40 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

my stream cut out just then

goddamnit.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 1:41 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Did you guys just see the guy throwing shoes at Bush – and Bush just STANDING THERE and taking it!?!

LOL

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 14, 2008 1:41 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

The weird part...

was that he had time to go down and get the second shoe.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 1:42 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I really, really don’t like W, but I respect how he just stood there and didn’t dive behind anything… I mean, anything could have been in those shoes. Wow. A nice farewell clip toward the end of his presidency.

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 14, 2008 1:43 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Dec. 14 (Bloomberg) — President George W. Bush ducked two shoes thrown at him by an unidentified man during a press conference in the Iraqi prime minister’s office.

Bush wasn’t hit by the shoes, one of which sailed over his head. The president shrugged and said "I’m OK" after the incident in Baghdad today. "All I can report is it is a size 10," Bush said.

In Arab culture, throwing shoes is a grave show of disrespect. The man shouted an Arabic phrase, which an Iraqi present translated as "this is a farewell kiss, dog."

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 1:42 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

i saw it

and loled forever

by cubic on Dec 14, 2008 1:47 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Ball first.

Get points, fuckheads.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 1:44 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

For both fantasy and real-life purposes...

I want Andre to match his first half production.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 1:45 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Alright AJ, make me look smart

I predicted he would have his first 200+ yard game this season… just didn’t think it would be possible against this team.

/turns off the jinx

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 14, 2008 1:45 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Seriously guys...

You make me hate myself.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 1:46 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Man, their D-line is so good… and right now I don’t see us upgrading the o-line. I guess this is just how it’s going to be in the AFC south for a while.

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 14, 2008 1:46 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Nice start, fuckheads.

Fuckheads.

Oh and Brown is limping! Neato!

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 1:47 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Damn it...

I need a word that is WAY stronger than “fuck.”

Hmmm…

GODSHITFUCKIT!!!!

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 1:49 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Well, considering what it means in the Arab culture, it makes sense.

Good thing he didn’t have something uh… worse in there.

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 14, 2008 1:50 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Hey Lendale...

Get the first down when it matters, you fat fuck. (Rose Bowl what what!)

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 1:52 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

LVJ

in the heezy.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 1:52 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Um...

the Rod Bironas show is something I don’t want to see again in Houston.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 1:55 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

seriously

i have a bad feeling we are going to be field goaled to death

by cubic on Dec 14, 2008 1:57 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

thats if

we don’t start giving up TD’s,

seriously, our D has been playing GREAT for so long, I just cannot remain optimistic.

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 1:58 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Please score points.

I’m begging you guys. Please.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 1:59 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Yea, get in line.

And thank you for not using Cecil Sapp there.

by Nashmeister on Dec 14, 2008 2:00 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

this is a vintage texans v. tits game

unfortunately, they usually win

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:00 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Steve Slaton.

I’m completely out of praise.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 2:00 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

how much cap room left this year?

give stevie an xmas bonus

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:00 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Damn you, Matt.

GO DOWN.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 2:00 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

schaub was stupid

on that play

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:01 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

too early

for that.

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:02 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm craughing.

Crying and laughing at the same time.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 2:02 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I took a craugh earlier.

That’s where I crap and laugh simultaneously.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 2:03 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

KW

nice

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:02 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

thats what I said

you just can’t hear me. :)

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:03 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Texans "have saw something?"

Grammar much, Steve?

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 2:03 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

who else was screaming at Matt

HE’s COMING FROM BEHIND YOU!

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:04 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

start a petition

to remove the boot from the playbook

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:04 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

this has to be a TD

please oh god please

by cubic on Dec 14, 2008 2:05 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

these are the drives

we never seem to get TD’s from.

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:05 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Davis

Way to sacrifice your body.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 2:06 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

ugh

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:06 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Kasey Studdard's beard...

has birds living in it.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 2:06 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Slaton.

I love him in ways that California made unconstitutional.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 2:06 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

You've always got

Massachusetts.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 2:07 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

See?

You just have to head east to justify your love. And you can get maple syrup!

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 2:08 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Ugh.

We’re fucking ourselves with false starts today.

by Nashmeister on Dec 14, 2008 2:07 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Stop false starting.

For fuck’s sake, you yokels.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 2:07 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

automatic first down

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:07 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

they know about the dub

they are scared

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:08 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

AJ, please

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 2:08 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

DAMN

NO, NOT THE COKE MACHINE.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 2:09 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

throw it in the end zone

please

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:09 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Magical dancing...

if DDR is involved.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 2:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

and no cheap shots

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:09 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

AMAZING GRAB...

by the dude in the front row!

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 2:09 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

um, yup

this is how the games against the tits usually go

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:11 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Fuck you all.

Fuck each and every one of you.

Fuck you in the ear, Kris Brown.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 2:11 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

 God dammit. That is going to prove to be HUGE.

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 14, 2008 2:11 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I really need SOLIS here...

to convince me that we will redeem ourselves later. Because it certainly FEELS like we just lost the game.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 2:11 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I wouldn't be so worried...

if we actually fielded a run defense.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 2:12 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Fuck.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

Fuckity fuck fuck fucking fuckers.

Fucked fucking fuck fuckers.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 2:12 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

another win where

they make dumb plays and we fall backwards into a win is not how to end the season.

We were out playing them for the entire first half, and that drive, but now the best we can hope for is them to give it to us.

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:12 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

DJ Robinson!

Amazed am I.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 2:13 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

we need

10 dudes in the box. Let Vodka beat us.

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:13 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I call that...

the Jenna Jameson defense.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 2:14 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

hah

perfect

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:15 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

collins won't beat us

but we still have to freakin score… not get a lot of yards, score… Touchdowns

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:16 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

making an appearance

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:17 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

my pessimistic prediction

the be-sfs will kick a field goal, the only points scored in the second half

by cubic on Dec 14, 2008 2:17 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

they already have

so I guess we’ll win.

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Okoye

lookd good shotting the gap there, which is what he needs to always do

by Triple347 on Dec 14, 2008 2:17 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

no, he's getting chewed out right now

for not “tieing up” his man

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:19 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

JJ time!

Get your pepto out!

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 2:17 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

First time he's fundamentally sound...

and we get boned by a BITB.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 2:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

6 points

no less. period.

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:19 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

two play TD drive

would work also

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:20 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Um, question.

Why in the FUCK are we not throwing to Andre Johnson anymore?

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 2:21 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Finnegan...

is a cocksucking punk.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 2:21 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Eat a huge dick.

Choke on a barrel of dicks, actually.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 2:22 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Punk bitch...

just got a personal foul, too. What a fag.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 2:23 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

put finnegan on the list

of who needs a cheap shot

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:21 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Holding tennesse to field goals says a lot about you defense

The best defense is a good defense!
And last week's young players. Yes!

by Mike Clark on Dec 14, 2008 2:22 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I was just thinkin that

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:23 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

THANK GOD

Mike Clark is in the heezy fo’ sheezy!

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 2:23 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Thank Durga you're here!

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:25 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

happy to see you

you will bring us a TD, yes?

by cubic on Dec 14, 2008 2:25 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Let's get a TD on this drive

The best defense is a good defense!
And last week's young players. Yes!

by Mike Clark on Dec 14, 2008 2:22 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

how about the protection

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:22 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

he's pissed

cuz AJ keeps beating him today

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:23 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

He's now jumped over Kearse...

on the list of people I’m going to stab.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 2:24 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I'd be upset too

If I was getting ass-raped by AJ all the time.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:25 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Honestly...

I’d be upset about being assraped by anyone.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 2:26 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Except Steve Slaton.

I’d be ok with.

…. what?

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 2:26 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Heh.

I almost wrote that.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 2:27 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Let's get a touchdown!!

The best defense is a good defense!
And last week's young players. Yes!

by Mike Clark on Dec 14, 2008 2:24 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

If we do

you have to promise to pay attention to our games every week and show up if we are losing in the second half. You can stay away against the Northern Texans, but every other game, you need to find a way to be here.

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:25 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

We’re gonna get six here.

I can feel it.

And when I feel stuff, it’s… creepy.

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 14, 2008 2:26 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Liar.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 2:28 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

fuckity fuck fuck

there goes my stream

by cubic on Dec 14, 2008 2:27 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

doesn't matter

its just more of the same crap

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:28 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Mine is fooked too.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:29 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck.

Red zone ineptness continues. Our red zone % is comically bad.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 2:28 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

God dammit.

I mean, Ten has a GREAT defense, but – god dammit.

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 14, 2008 2:28 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

how big is that last field goal

now?

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:29 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Or that 6-point swing at the end of the first half.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:30 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

It's amazing how angry we are

Considering we’re beating a team that has lost only once this year.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:29 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

That's a good point.

Now stop being rational and start screaming.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 2:30 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

every game is the same

it doesn’t matter who we play. Oh, and we are outplaying them by a large margin.

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:30 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

It makes it that much sweeter

If we do win.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:32 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Stl v. Sea

Every bit the cripple fight I expected it to be.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 2:29 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Oh well--at least we got 3--We just need to hold them this drive

The best defense is a good defense!
And last week's young players. Yes!

by Mike Clark on Dec 14, 2008 2:30 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

oh my lord

indy: 21
det: 21

by cubic on Dec 14, 2008 2:30 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Go Tigers!

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:32 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

when did Morlon get back in the game?

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:32 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Goddamned retard...

just got encroachment.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 2:35 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Wait wait wait...

why is Morlon getting PT right now?

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by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 2:33 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Oh, yeah.

Damn.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 2:34 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Wants to keep

Adiibi fresh since he’s been playing so much this season, lol.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:34 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Adibi

could be hurt. he got de-cleated earlier

by Triple347 on Dec 14, 2008 2:36 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

WHAT THE HELL is up with DelJuan Robinson today! Holy God he’s playing out of his head!

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 14, 2008 2:33 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Love triangle

With VY and Dickie Justice?

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:33 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I think our tackling has improved

but this game is in HD here, usually I’m watching a stream, so that may be a part of it

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:33 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

stop them stop them stop them

im going to have a goddamn heart attack

by cubic on Dec 14, 2008 2:34 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

just expect us to fail

it makes it better in the end… trust me

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:35 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Idiots.

We blitz like retards.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 2:35 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

More like...

MORON Greenwood AMIRIGHTGUYS!?

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 2:35 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

ZING!

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 2:36 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

not enough reps

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:35 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

THAT's why

Morlon is in there!

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:35 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

dammit mg

on their heels, and you are offsides. off the field. NOW.

by bigfatdrunk on Dec 14, 2008 2:35 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

We are the kings

Of letting them off the hook.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:36 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I'll be happy

If we hold them to three here.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:36 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

i'll be happy

when mario williams bludgeons richard smith to death with a clip board

by cubic on Dec 14, 2008 2:36 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Mario doesn't need a clipboard

All he needs are mindbullets.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:37 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm pretty sure...

he can shoot lasers from his eyes.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 2:39 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

calling for VY?

uh, you need to follow football dude.

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:36 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

fuck yeah

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:37 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YES AMOBI!! FUCK FUCK YES!!!

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 14, 2008 2:37 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Shot the gap

again and look what happens

by Triple347 on Dec 14, 2008 2:38 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

That's my tenth draft pick!

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:38 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

great call Richard Smith!

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:37 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

HUGE!

AMOBIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 2:37 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Manchild.

Nice of you to show up!

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 2:38 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Just so we're clear here....

You still deserve to be fired, Smith.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 2:38 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

don't worry

the tits offense is barely NFL worthy

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:39 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

OK dudes

Here’s the deal: you take like 20 hours off the clock and get at least three points, and nobody gets hurt. Dig?

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:39 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Win in Green Bay.
Snowed in Houston.
A stop for loss on 3rd and 1.

/confused
/bewildered

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 14, 2008 2:39 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

SHhhh

Remember Indy.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:40 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Damn you!

Don’t say that shit!

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 2:41 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

It's amazing what happens

When you let your players play, innit?

PS Ajax 3-0 NAC

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:40 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

0-0

At home to Manyoo.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 2:40 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

One long drive and score and this game is ours!

The best defense is a good defense!
And last week's young players. Yes!

by Mike Clark on Dec 14, 2008 2:40 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

You got here JUST in time

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:40 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

At this point...

I’d be a fool to doubt you.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 2:40 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

too bad that wasn't a fumble

slaton had some daylight

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:41 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Slaton may not get a whole lot of yards

…but he’s earned every single one of them.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:41 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Our O-line

Is getting murdered today. Holy crap.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 2:41 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Spin chamber

Put gun to head. Pull trigger. Repeat.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:42 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

That series

or this season?

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 2:43 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Where do I start?

That series? Richard Smith? The TJ pick? The David Carr era? Kube’s typical challenge? RosenFAILS coverage reading?

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 2:43 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I just blame Casserly.

He caused everything.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 2:44 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Created Ebola.

AND fucked the first monkey that got it.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 2:45 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Wow. We didn’t even run any clock. SHIT.

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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 14, 2008 2:43 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Just hold them to three points.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:43 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

OK, here's what's going to happen.

Jacques Reeves INT.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 2:44 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Mario sack/FF

He’s been SO close all day.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 2:44 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Mario strip-sack

that lands in Travis Johson’s lap. Johnson takes it to the house and ruptures his patellar tendon on the way there, ensuring that the last play of his Texans career is the only one in which he’s done anything of use.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:46 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I hear ya

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:44 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Well...

they are going AT JR.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 2:45 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

its usually a good call

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:47 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I would settle

for making collins pass the damn ball. I smell some runs…

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:44 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Not a good time to go three and out

The best defense is a good defense!
And last week's young players. Yes!

by Mike Clark on Dec 14, 2008 2:44 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Hey!

You’re supposed to be the optimist!

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:45 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

collins passing

is good for us

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:46 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

third down

man up.

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:47 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Please Durga

Please.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:47 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

These past two weeks...

Have been brutal on the heart.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 2:47 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

C'mon guys.

Do it!

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:47 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Someone remind me

Why I follow sports?

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:48 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

masochism

that’s why i do it, anyway

by cubic on Dec 14, 2008 2:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I think so

I wish I didn’t care

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:49 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

he can't miss

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:48 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

As long as they only get three

We have our destiny in our hands.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:49 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Because you know what it's like to have your heart ripped out of your chest

Shit on, and then force fed back to you?

In other words, your a Texans fan.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:50 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

FIVE MINUTES
ONE POINT LEAD
ALL WE NEED ARE SOME FUCKING FIRST DOWNS, BOYS!!

now COME ON!!!

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 14, 2008 2:50 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I think Sage should play this drive

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:50 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

+1

For gallows humor.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:51 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Jets.

The Bills just got Losmaned. Sack/fumble returned for a TD – when they were up.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 2:50 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

thats why you throw it up there

cuz he’s the man

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:51 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

BIG

BRASS

BALLS!!!!!!!!

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 14, 2008 2:51 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Dear Texans

Please don’t make me ritualistically scar myself.

Kthxbai

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:52 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

EAT SHIT 31

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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 14, 2008 2:52 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I can't hear the Rosenchoppa

over the sound of AJ being a badass.

by Tailgate Andy on Dec 14, 2008 2:52 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Andre Johnson!

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:52 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

IS that my 200+ yards???

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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 14, 2008 2:52 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Jesus.

Healed a leper. Then made an amazing catch.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 2:52 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I think Cortland Finnegan

is going to check himself into therapy after this game.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:53 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Receiving REC YDS TD LG
A. Johnson 11 207 1 65

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:53 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

False start.

False start. False start. False start. False start.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 2:53 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

then an incomplete pass....

ugh

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:53 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

We must score this drive.

The best defense is a good defense!
And last week's young players. Yes!

by Mike Clark on Dec 14, 2008 2:54 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Goddamn motherfucker.

That is all.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 2:54 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

this sucks kubes

this was a huge opportunity… for clock if nothing else

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:54 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Unbelievable. Once again, can’t do shit on offense.

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 14, 2008 2:54 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

If we're going to get 0 yards

Then why don’t we fucking run the ball? At least we’ll take a couple of minutes off the clock.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:54 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

holding

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:54 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

try the 57 yarder

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:55 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

For fuck's sake.

That’s what…. 12 penalties?

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 2:55 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I don't believe what I just saw

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:56 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

OH MY GOD WHAT JUST HAPPENED!!!!

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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 14, 2008 2:56 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Petey...

I honestly wish you nothing but the worst. I hope you get crabs and those crabs have AIDS.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 2:57 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

What the fuck.

Heart attack after heart attack after heart attack with this team.

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 14, 2008 2:57 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Uh for those of us flying blind

What DID happen?

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:57 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

If only that happened

When he was covering people.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:58 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

OH MY GOD KUBIAK IS A FUCKING IDIOT

YOU JUST WASTED A FUCKING TIME OUT!!

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 14, 2008 2:57 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

…and the NFL rules bailed him out.

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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 14, 2008 2:58 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

wait - they said it wasn't challengeable, now it is?/

FUCK!! I love Kubes, but he’s a fucking idiot for this.

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 14, 2008 2:59 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

this is worst case

we also lose a timeout. But at least the games not close, we probably won’t need it

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:58 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

There we go....

Typical boneheaded Kubes challenge.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 2:58 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I’m going to throw my shoes at Kubiak’s press conference tomorrow.

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 14, 2008 2:59 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

+1

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 3:00 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Topical humor!

Rimshot!

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 3:00 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

That cum stain in the Titan shirt needs to die.

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 14, 2008 3:00 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I know it's asking a lot of you, defense

for them to keep stopping the other team and all, but can you please do it one more time?

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 3:01 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

never. gonna. happen.

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 3:01 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck me.

Sideways with a rusty hacksaw.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 3:01 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

the best we can hope for is

some time for schaub to bring us back

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 3:01 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Please?

Please? Pretty please?

We’re about to get our hearts ripped out.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 3:02 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Knowing that in advance doesn't make it any easier.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 3:03 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

The thing is

if we lose, i think Kubes gets more of the blame than Rich Smith.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 3:03 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

greenwood

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 3:03 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Greenwood!

What a waste of AJ’s talent today.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 3:03 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

WHAT THE FUCK GREENWOOD

DIE ALREADY YOU FUCKER

by cubic on Dec 14, 2008 3:03 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I don't really understand it

Adibi has been playing so well. WTF is Greenwood doing on the field.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 3:04 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

And now they're within field goal range.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 3:04 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

With our luck,

it would be headed wide and a bird would pick it up and push it through.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 3:05 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

c'mon

its baronis

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 3:05 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

have we ever stopped them

in this scenario?

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 3:04 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

50 yarder

or they go for it

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 3:05 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Bironas time.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 3:06 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Watch for the fake, Kubiak

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 3:06 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

And we're back.

Don’t turn the TV on at home! It cuts out my video! Dear god!

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 3:06 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Cincinnati beat Washington

lolololololololololol

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 3:07 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Biggest play ever.

Weeeee~! Kiiiilllll meeeeee

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 3:08 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

wow

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 3:08 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!1

The best defense is a good defense!
And last week's young players. Yes!

by Mike Clark on Dec 14, 2008 3:08 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Horrible, horrible, horrible call by Fisher.

Yet – it’s still not even CLOSE to over.

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 14, 2008 3:08 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

True

I can’t believe he did that.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 3:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Wait a minute

Did they just give us the game?

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 3:09 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Does not compute

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 3:09 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

did we just

stop them?

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 3:09 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Well---I'm heading back to Mile High---Take care you guys

The best defense is a good defense!
And last week's young players. Yes!

by Mike Clark on Dec 14, 2008 3:09 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Thanks for everything

Good luck tonight. Please come back next week.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 3:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

ANY CHANCE THAT PUT HIM OVER 100???

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 14, 2008 3:09 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

STEVIE WONDER

Holy crap, I love him so much.

by Tailgate Andy on Dec 14, 2008 3:09 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Holy fuck.

Steve Slaton is some sort of…

… I’m totally out of words.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 3:10 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

stevie wonder!!!!!

it was inevitable that he would break a big one.

by pweco113 on Dec 14, 2008 3:10 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

STEVIE!!!!

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 3:10 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Fumble time!

Who’s it going to be? I say AJ, to make it even more heartwrenching.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 3:10 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

lol

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 3:11 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Si.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 3:11 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

holy shit

I had to go pick up my son and missed it

by bigfatdrunk on Dec 14, 2008 3:11 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

You should

probably disown him.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 3:11 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe Fisher is aware of teh Schaub's

Late game heroics.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 3:11 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

+14 tackles

and a shit-eatin’ grin

by bigfatdrunk on Dec 14, 2008 3:12 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

(should have stayed in bounds. just saying. LOL)

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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 14, 2008 3:10 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Rushing CAR YDS TD LG
S. Slaton 22 84 0 34

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 3:10 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

damn, they've really done a great job on Steve

Too bad they thought Finnegan could hold AJ.

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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 14, 2008 3:13 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Too far FG wise.

If we don’t get the first down, pooch punt.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 3:11 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

and we're in FG range

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 3:11 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Here it is – the biggest 3rd down in franchise history, so far.

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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 14, 2008 3:12 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Albert is hurt.

Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 3:12 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

AHAHAHA

That’s awesome.

by Tailgate Andy on Dec 14, 2008 3:12 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

In slo-mo...

he’s now officially done.

Suck it, you shit-talking assraper.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 3:14 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Brown's ass...

might have just won the KTFO award.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 3:12 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

alberts just too damn fat

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 3:12 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Don't worry

We’re going to miss the fg and lose by 2.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 3:12 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

It's what you're all thinking.

You know it is!

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 3:14 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

we win AND albert gets hurt

Mike Clark’s powers are stronger than I thought

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 3:13 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Fat Albert is laying defenseless on his back with no helmet on.

Hmm.

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 14, 2008 3:14 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I nominate Matt Turk to do the needful.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 3:14 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Hah.

Deserves a face-stomping in my humble opinion.

by Nashmeister on Dec 14, 2008 3:14 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

too bad he didn't get hurt when they had no timeouts left

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 3:14 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

True.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 3:15 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

get off the field fatass

and no more cheap shots on our QBS

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 3:15 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Hobble off, asshole.

Sucks when it’s you getting fucked, you fat piece of shit.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 3:15 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

amazing run

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 3:15 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

And the intelligence

to go down.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 3:16 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

the whole thing

just wow

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 3:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I've never been so tense

Staring at a computer generated rectangle in my life.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 3:16 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Holy fuck.

Are you joking me? Steve Slaton is an EBONY GOD!

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 3:16 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

And with that

Slaton is at 100. And can bear my children.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 3:16 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Holy shit.

The Titans have allowed two 100-yard rushers this season.

They were Steve Slaton and… Steve Slaton.

by Nashmeister on Dec 14, 2008 3:16 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

so really just 1

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 3:17 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

the game is out of hand

so Kubes puts in Sage for the kneel downs

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 3:16 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 14, 2008 3:16 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

You know when you have to take a dump all day long

And it just won’t come out, and you keep trying, and finally you drop one big, solid bomb?

You know that feeling you get right afterwards? Like you weigh about 20 lbs?

That’s how I feel right now.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 3:17 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Or letting out a really good fart.

Or when you finally pee after having held it in for hours.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 3:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Like a 2-minute pee

the morning after you got black-out drunk.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 3:19 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Unbelievable.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 3:18 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

YESSSSSSS

we don’t suck anymore! it’s official!

by SpiderHorn on Dec 14, 2008 3:19 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

is it over

I mean officially? is it really over?

Cuz last I saw we were still winning.

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 3:19 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

You can exhale now.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go have a heart attack.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 3:19 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Dear Bud Adams

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 3:19 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Someone find out how much it's gonna cost

to get Mike Clark in here on a permanent basis.

by Tailgate Andy on Dec 14, 2008 3:20 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I will donate.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 3:20 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Two weeks in a row.

My heart has to be damaged.

This is the second game we’ve won the night before I have an exam.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 3:21 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

According to my FF league – Slaton finished with EXACTLY 100 yards.

If that holds up, how fucking sweet is that??

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 14, 2008 3:21 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

So I've long thought that the Titans are like Darth Vader.

And if that’s the case, this was our blowing up the Death Star. Awesome.

by Only_A_Lad on Dec 14, 2008 3:22 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I think in the middle ages they would call this

Poetic motherfucking justice.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 3:24 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Nah

it’ll take a decade or so of kick-assery to really make it justice. This was just one moment of awesomeness.

by Only_A_Lad on Dec 14, 2008 3:26 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

or, in Haynesworth's case

it’ll take him losing his leg

by Only_A_Lad on Dec 14, 2008 3:29 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

They can only be Darth Vader if they have some sort of redemption

Like throwing a certain Emperor of Houston of the the top of the stadium

Love the Texans, Never been in Texas

by flanno7hi on Dec 14, 2008 4:37 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Phil Simms

Is he mentally retarded?

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 3:23 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

WE HAVE WON FOUR FUCKING GAMES IN A ROW!!!!!!!

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 14, 2008 3:23 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Winning season

Totally reasonable.

Think about that for a second.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 3:24 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

Which makes me all the more angry at: a) Sage Rosenfels and b) Richard Smith.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 3:25 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

4 in a row!
100 yards (unofficial) from Slaton!

And a win over the BESF!!!!!!!

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 14, 2008 3:25 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

The Chiefs

Just nut-punched their entire fanbase. They are finding hilarious ways to lose ballgames.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 3:26 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Time of possession

36:22

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 3:26 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Funny

That sounds familiar/

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 3:27 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

How sweet it is!!!!!

Now these fucker’s will hear me howl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BTW, I’ll tell them all, you hate them.

by Xetuoh on Dec 14, 2008 3:29 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Tell them that Tennessee sucks

and that the only good things to come out of it were Davey Crockett and Sam Houston. Otherwise, it’s been 250 years of incest and fail.

by Only_A_Lad on Dec 14, 2008 3:30 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

San Diego!

May have one-uped the chiefs! Idiocy all around!

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 3:30 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Oh wait no

Chiefs missed the FG try. Hahahahaha

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 3:31 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Texans MVP

Jeff Fisher

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 3:30 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Kerry Collins

He missed so many passes today. Had to be drunk.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 3:32 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Cue Beans Carter coming to remind us of how they’re steaming toward the playoffs and this game was meaningless in 3….2….1…..

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 14, 2008 3:33 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

impossible

that sort of behavior is encouraged in the great state of Tennessee. He probably got it taken away because he was too busy smoking meth to perform his daily duties for his mom.

by Only_A_Lad on Dec 14, 2008 3:36 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Favorite moment:

Haynesworth practically crying on the field after he hurts his widdle knee.

by Only_A_Lad on Dec 14, 2008 3:40 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

hahahha FU VJina

Winning season? :)

Love the Texans, Never been in Texas

by flanno7hi on Dec 14, 2008 4:31 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Hey!

Being optimistic is a violation of the code of the Texans fan. Cut that out right now!

by Only_A_Lad on Dec 14, 2008 4:40 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

ya i know i got carried away.

We beat the scum though. so life is good :) and It’s nearly christmas

Love the Texans, Never been in Texas

by flanno7hi on Dec 14, 2008 4:46 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

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