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Open Game Day Thread: Tennessee v. Houston, Part Deux

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As I type this the day before the game, I have absolutely no idea what's transpired in the first half. All I do know is that I loathe Bud Adams. Keep the commentary going in the space below, folks. GO TEXANS!

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FUCK.

That is all.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 1:32 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tasker

Has actually more or less summarized my feelings in a TV-friendly manner this entire game.

Fucking idiots. Put points on the board when you have the ball in Titan territory with 1:45 left and two timeouts. Also, Salaam should get raped by an elephant for his shit-tacular play.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 1:34 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Unrelated

but did anyone else just see Megatron’s TD run??

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 1:36 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Who is Megatron?

I mean, beside the transformer, obv.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 1:42 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Calvin Johnson

of Detroit

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 1:44 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Got it, thanks.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 1:44 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Weird playcalling

huh?

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 1:38 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This is pretty funny....

Today, WhoDeyRevolution is organizing the distribution of 1,000 urinal cakes inside Paul Brown Stadium with the following message: “98-186-1 – Get Pissed.” The Bengals have posted a 98-186-1 record with Mike Brown as Owner/GM over the last 18 years. Over this span, the Bengals have the lowest winning percentage among every team in all four major sports. It is a failure that starts right at the top.

These urinal cakes were brought into the game by hundreds of WhoDey Revolutionaries and placed in every urinal at Paul Brown Stadium so Bengals fans can physically express their frustration with a team clearly not dedicated to winning.

This operation has been given titled “Put Your Yellow on Our Brown.”

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 1:39 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

question

why is kerry collins refered to as vodka collins?

by pweco113 on Dec 14, 2008 1:40 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh, too funny

because i heard him on some post-game interview, and the name sounded very fitting. he sounded like he was hammered

by pweco113 on Dec 14, 2008 1:43 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's almost as good as

Calling their backup qb Radio.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 1:44 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not feeling very confident, but our defense holding up pretty well.

Who else jumped up when Winston was jumping around and shoving people after that pile-moving run/push by Slaton and the o-line?

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 14, 2008 1:40 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

my stream cut out just then

goddamnit.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 1:41 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Did you guys just see the guy throwing shoes at Bush – and Bush just STANDING THERE and taking it!?!

LOL

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 14, 2008 1:41 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The weird part...

was that he had time to go down and get the second shoe.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 1:42 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I really, really don’t like W, but I respect how he just stood there and didn’t dive behind anything… I mean, anything could have been in those shoes. Wow. A nice farewell clip toward the end of his presidency.

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 14, 2008 1:43 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dec. 14 (Bloomberg) — President George W. Bush ducked two shoes thrown at him by an unidentified man during a press conference in the Iraqi prime minister’s office.

Bush wasn’t hit by the shoes, one of which sailed over his head. The president shrugged and said "I’m OK" after the incident in Baghdad today. "All I can report is it is a size 10," Bush said.

In Arab culture, throwing shoes is a grave show of disrespect. The man shouted an Arabic phrase, which an Iraqi present translated as "this is a farewell kiss, dog."

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 1:42 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

For both fantasy and real-life purposes...

I want Andre to match his first half production.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 1:45 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Alright AJ, make me look smart

I predicted he would have his first 200+ yard game this season… just didn’t think it would be possible against this team.

/turns off the jinx

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 14, 2008 1:45 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Man, their D-line is so good… and right now I don’t see us upgrading the o-line. I guess this is just how it’s going to be in the AFC south for a while.

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 14, 2008 1:46 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nice start, fuckheads.

Fuckheads.

Oh and Brown is limping! Neato!

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 1:47 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Damn it...

I need a word that is WAY stronger than “fuck.”

Hmmm…

GODSHITFUCKIT!!!!

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 1:49 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well, considering what it means in the Arab culture, it makes sense.

Good thing he didn’t have something uh… worse in there.

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 14, 2008 1:50 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey Lendale...

Get the first down when it matters, you fat fuck. (Rose Bowl what what!)

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 1:52 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LVJ

in the heezy.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 1:52 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Um...

the Rod Bironas show is something I don’t want to see again in Houston.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 1:55 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

seriously

i have a bad feeling we are going to be field goaled to death

by cubic on Dec 14, 2008 1:57 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

thats if

we don’t start giving up TD’s,

seriously, our D has been playing GREAT for so long, I just cannot remain optimistic.

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 1:58 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

this is a vintage texans v. tits game

unfortunately, they usually win

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:00 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Steve Slaton.

I’m completely out of praise.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 2:00 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

how much cap room left this year?

give stevie an xmas bonus

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:00 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Damn you, Matt.

GO DOWN.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 2:00 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

schaub was stupid

on that play

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:01 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

KW

nice

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:02 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

thats what I said

you just can’t hear me. :)

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:03 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Texans "have saw something?"

Grammar much, Steve?

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 2:03 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

who else was screaming at Matt

HE’s COMING FROM BEHIND YOU!

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:04 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

start a petition

to remove the boot from the playbook

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:04 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

these are the drives

we never seem to get TD’s from.

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:05 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Davis

Way to sacrifice your body.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 2:06 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ugh

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:06 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Kasey Studdard's beard...

has birds living in it.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 2:06 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Slaton.

I love him in ways that California made unconstitutional.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 2:06 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You've always got

Massachusetts.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 2:07 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

See?

You just have to head east to justify your love. And you can get maple syrup!

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 2:08 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ugh.

We’re fucking ourselves with false starts today.

by Nashmeister on Dec 14, 2008 2:07 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

automatic first down

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:07 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

they know about the dub

they are scared

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:08 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

DAMN

NO, NOT THE COKE MACHINE.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 2:09 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

throw it in the end zone

please

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:09 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and no cheap shots

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:09 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

um, yup

this is how the games against the tits usually go

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:11 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fuck you all.

Fuck each and every one of you.

Fuck you in the ear, Kris Brown.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 2:11 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

 God dammit. That is going to prove to be HUGE.

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 14, 2008 2:11 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I really need SOLIS here...

to convince me that we will redeem ourselves later. Because it certainly FEELS like we just lost the game.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 2:11 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I wouldn't be so worried...

if we actually fielded a run defense.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 2:12 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fuck.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

Fuckity fuck fuck fucking fuckers.

Fucked fucking fuck fuckers.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 2:12 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

another win where

they make dumb plays and we fall backwards into a win is not how to end the season.

We were out playing them for the entire first half, and that drive, but now the best we can hope for is them to give it to us.

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:12 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

DJ Robinson!

Amazed am I.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 2:13 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

we need

10 dudes in the box. Let Vodka beat us.

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:13 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I call that...

the Jenna Jameson defense.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 2:14 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hah

perfect

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:15 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

collins won't beat us

but we still have to freakin score… not get a lot of yards, score… Touchdowns

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:16 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

my pessimistic prediction

the be-sfs will kick a field goal, the only points scored in the second half

by cubic on Dec 14, 2008 2:17 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

they already have

so I guess we’ll win.

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:18 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Okoye

lookd good shotting the gap there, which is what he needs to always do

by Triple347 on Dec 14, 2008 2:17 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no, he's getting chewed out right now

for not “tieing up” his man

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:19 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

6 points

no less. period.

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:19 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

two play TD drive

would work also

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:20 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Um, question.

Why in the FUCK are we not throwing to Andre Johnson anymore?

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 2:21 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Finnegan...

is a cocksucking punk.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 2:21 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Eat a huge dick.

Choke on a barrel of dicks, actually.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 2:22 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Punk bitch...

just got a personal foul, too. What a fag.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 2:23 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

put finnegan on the list

of who needs a cheap shot

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:21 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Holding tennesse to field goals says a lot about you defense

The best defense is a good defense!
And last week's young players. Yes!

by Mike Clark on Dec 14, 2008 2:22 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

THANK GOD

Mike Clark is in the heezy fo’ sheezy!

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 2:23 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thank Durga you're here!

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:25 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

happy to see you

you will bring us a TD, yes?

by cubic on Dec 14, 2008 2:25 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Let's get a TD on this drive

The best defense is a good defense!
And last week's young players. Yes!

by Mike Clark on Dec 14, 2008 2:22 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

how about the protection

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:22 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he's pissed

cuz AJ keeps beating him today

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:23 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He's now jumped over Kearse...

on the list of people I’m going to stab.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 2:24 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'd be upset too

If I was getting ass-raped by AJ all the time.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:25 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Honestly...

I’d be upset about being assraped by anyone.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 2:26 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Heh.

I almost wrote that.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 2:27 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Let's get a touchdown!!

The best defense is a good defense!
And last week's young players. Yes!

by Mike Clark on Dec 14, 2008 2:24 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If we do

you have to promise to pay attention to our games every week and show up if we are losing in the second half. You can stay away against the Northern Texans, but every other game, you need to find a way to be here.

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:25 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We’re gonna get six here.

I can feel it.

And when I feel stuff, it’s… creepy.

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 14, 2008 2:26 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

doesn't matter

its just more of the same crap

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:28 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Mine is fooked too.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:29 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fuck.

Red zone ineptness continues. Our red zone % is comically bad.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 2:28 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

God dammit.

I mean, Ten has a GREAT defense, but – god dammit.

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 14, 2008 2:28 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

how big is that last field goal

now?

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:29 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Or that 6-point swing at the end of the first half.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:30 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's amazing how angry we are

Considering we’re beating a team that has lost only once this year.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:29 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's a good point.

Now stop being rational and start screaming.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 2:30 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

every game is the same

it doesn’t matter who we play. Oh, and we are outplaying them by a large margin.

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:30 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It makes it that much sweeter

If we do win.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:32 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Stl v. Sea

Every bit the cripple fight I expected it to be.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 2:29 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh well--at least we got 3--We just need to hold them this drive

The best defense is a good defense!
And last week's young players. Yes!

by Mike Clark on Dec 14, 2008 2:30 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Go Tigers!

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:32 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

when did Morlon get back in the game?

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:32 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Goddamned retard...

just got encroachment.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 2:35 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wait wait wait...

why is Morlon getting PT right now?

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 2:33 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wants to keep

Adiibi fresh since he’s been playing so much this season, lol.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:34 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Adibi

could be hurt. he got de-cleated earlier

by Triple347 on Dec 14, 2008 2:36 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WHAT THE HELL is up with DelJuan Robinson today! Holy God he’s playing out of his head!

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 14, 2008 2:33 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Love triangle

With VY and Dickie Justice?

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:33 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think our tackling has improved

but this game is in HD here, usually I’m watching a stream, so that may be a part of it

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:33 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

stop them stop them stop them

im going to have a goddamn heart attack

by cubic on Dec 14, 2008 2:34 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

just expect us to fail

it makes it better in the end… trust me

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:35 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Idiots.

We blitz like retards.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 2:35 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

not enough reps

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:35 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

THAT's why

Morlon is in there!

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:35 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

dammit mg

on their heels, and you are offsides. off the field. NOW.

by bigfatdrunk on Dec 14, 2008 2:35 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We are the kings

Of letting them off the hook.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:36 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'll be happy

If we hold them to three here.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:36 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i'll be happy

when mario williams bludgeons richard smith to death with a clip board

by cubic on Dec 14, 2008 2:36 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Mario doesn't need a clipboard

All he needs are mindbullets.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:37 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm pretty sure...

he can shoot lasers from his eyes.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 2:39 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

calling for VY?

uh, you need to follow football dude.

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:36 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fuck yeah

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:37 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FUCK YES AMOBI!! FUCK FUCK YES!!!

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 14, 2008 2:37 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Shot the gap

again and look what happens

by Triple347 on Dec 14, 2008 2:38 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's my tenth draft pick!

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:38 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

great call Richard Smith!

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:37 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HUGE!

AMOBIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 2:37 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Manchild.

Nice of you to show up!

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 2:38 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Just so we're clear here....

You still deserve to be fired, Smith.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 2:38 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

don't worry

the tits offense is barely NFL worthy

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:39 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OK dudes

Here’s the deal: you take like 20 hours off the clock and get at least three points, and nobody gets hurt. Dig?

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:39 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Win in Green Bay.
Snowed in Houston.
A stop for loss on 3rd and 1.

/confused
/bewildered

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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 14, 2008 2:39 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SHhhh

Remember Indy.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:40 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Damn you!

Don’t say that shit!

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 2:41 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's amazing what happens

When you let your players play, innit?

PS Ajax 3-0 NAC

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:40 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

One long drive and score and this game is ours!

The best defense is a good defense!
And last week's young players. Yes!

by Mike Clark on Dec 14, 2008 2:40 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You got here JUST in time

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:40 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

too bad that wasn't a fumble

slaton had some daylight

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:41 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Slaton may not get a whole lot of yards

…but he’s earned every single one of them.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:41 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Our O-line

Is getting murdered today. Holy crap.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 2:41 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Spin chamber

Put gun to head. Pull trigger. Repeat.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:42 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That series

or this season?

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 2:43 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Where do I start?

That series? Richard Smith? The TJ pick? The David Carr era? Kube’s typical challenge? RosenFAILS coverage reading?

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 2:43 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I just blame Casserly.

He caused everything.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 2:44 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Created Ebola.

AND fucked the first monkey that got it.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 2:45 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow. We didn’t even run any clock. SHIT.

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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 14, 2008 2:43 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Just hold them to three points.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:43 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Mario strip-sack

that lands in Travis Johson’s lap. Johnson takes it to the house and ruptures his patellar tendon on the way there, ensuring that the last play of his Texans career is the only one in which he’s done anything of use.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:46 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I hear ya

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:44 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well...

they are going AT JR.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 2:45 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

its usually a good call

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:47 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I would settle

for making collins pass the damn ball. I smell some runs…

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:44 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not a good time to go three and out

The best defense is a good defense!
And last week's young players. Yes!

by Mike Clark on Dec 14, 2008 2:44 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey!

You’re supposed to be the optimist!

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:45 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

collins passing

is good for us

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:46 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

third down

man up.

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:47 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Please Durga

Please.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:47 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

C'mon guys.

Do it!

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:47 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Someone remind me

Why I follow sports?

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:48 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

masochism

that’s why i do it, anyway

by cubic on Dec 14, 2008 2:48 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think so

I wish I didn’t care

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:49 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he can't miss

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:48 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

As long as they only get three

We have our destiny in our hands.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:49 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FIVE MINUTES
ONE POINT LEAD
ALL WE NEED ARE SOME FUCKING FIRST DOWNS, BOYS!!

now COME ON!!!

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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 14, 2008 2:50 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think Sage should play this drive

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:50 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

+1

For gallows humor.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:51 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jets.

The Bills just got Losmaned. Sack/fumble returned for a TD – when they were up.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 2:50 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

thats why you throw it up there

cuz he’s the man

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:51 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BIG

BRASS

BALLS!!!!!!!!

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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 14, 2008 2:51 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dear Texans

Please don’t make me ritualistically scar myself.

Kthxbai

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:52 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

EAT SHIT 31

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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 14, 2008 2:52 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I can't hear the Rosenchoppa

over the sound of AJ being a badass.

by Tailgate Andy on Dec 14, 2008 2:52 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Andre Johnson!

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:52 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

IS that my 200+ yards???

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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 14, 2008 2:52 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jesus.

Healed a leper. Then made an amazing catch.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 2:52 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think Cortland Finnegan

is going to check himself into therapy after this game.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:53 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Receiving REC YDS TD LG
A. Johnson 11 207 1 65

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:53 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

False start.

False start. False start. False start. False start.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 2:53 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

then an incomplete pass....

ugh

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:53 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We must score this drive.

The best defense is a good defense!
And last week's young players. Yes!

by Mike Clark on Dec 14, 2008 2:54 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Goddamn motherfucker.

That is all.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 14, 2008 2:54 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

this sucks kubes

this was a huge opportunity… for clock if nothing else

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:54 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Unbelievable. Once again, can’t do shit on offense.

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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 14, 2008 2:54 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If we're going to get 0 yards

Then why don’t we fucking run the ball? At least we’ll take a couple of minutes off the clock.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 14, 2008 2:54 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

holding

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:54 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

try the 57 yarder

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:55 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

For fuck's sake.

That’s what…. 12 penalties?

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 14, 2008 2:55 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don't believe what I just saw

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by texanphil on Dec 14, 2008 2:56 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OH MY GOD WHAT JUST HAPPENED!!!!

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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 14, 2008 2:56 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs