Post-Game Breakdown: Choke On It, Bud Adams
That was a ball, was it not? Not a pretty game aesthetically, but you won't see me even beginning to turn my nose up at the first four (4) game winning streak in franchise history. It could have been 2-0 and I'd still be ecstatic. Tons to talk about, so let's dive in:
1. I love that all it took for Andre Johnson to get some love from places outside H-Town was an 11 reception, 207 yard, 1 TD game. I'm not going to play the "no respect" card, yet it's laughable that 'Dre is the best WR in the league and 90% of NFL fans don't know it. All the guy does is make big play after big play on the field while keeping a ridiculously low profile off it. The only non-statistical headlines you ever see his name in are the ones you'd pray to see every player's name in. We should thank our lucky stars every day that we've got 'Dre. In a related story, Cortland Finnegan should thank his lucky stars every day that he only has to see Andre Johnson twice a year.
2. Although he made a few curious throws that appeared to be aimed at the dirt, I was incredibly impressed with Matt Schaub's performance yesterday. He was under a good amount of pressure all day and took some hard shots, yet he stood tall and made some huge throws. Some of those needles he threaded to 'Dre and Kevin Walter were simply ridiculous. His failure to feel pressure from Jevon Kearse and subsequent fumble aside, it was awesome to see him hang in there and move the ball against a great defense.
3. Speaking of Kearse...Eric Winston was used and abused all day. That said, I clearly remember one third down run by Steve Slaton that was essentially stopped a couple yards short of the marker until Winston single-handedly dragged Slaton to a first down. I actually jumped out of my chair and was ready to make Winston the player of the game on that play alone.
4. I thought the middle troika of Brisiel, Myers, and Pitts did yeoman work all afternoon long. They lost a few battles, but they were approximately ninety-seven (97) times better than they were in the first match-up with the Titans.
5. I remain puzzled as to why Ephraim Salaam continues to take snaps from Duane Brown. Brown ain't Orlando Pace (yet), but he's the future at LT, and he sure as heck looks better than Salaam, including but not limited to Salaam's sudden penchant for being penalized on what seems like every third snap.
6. Really, really surprised how quiet K-Dub and Owen Daniels were yesterday. I'm going to chalk that up to 'Dre imposing his will on the Titans and The Schaub exploiting that mismatch. Know this, though: We'll need big games from both of those guys on Sunday at Oakland, because Nnamdi Asomugha's going to be in 'Dre's hip pocket all day long.
7. Tell me another RB you'd rather have for the next three (3) years instead of Steve Slaton. If that list is more than five (5) players (maximum) long, I call shenanigans. I continue to be amazed with Slaton's toughness each week. He keeps his legs moving and seems to pick up tough yards you wouldn't expect from a back his size. And then he breaks one off, and there are no words to describe it, so I'm forced to make one up. And I'm going to do so right now. Scrumtrilescent.
8. It was said a couple of times in the second-half live game thread, but it bears repeating: Only one (1) player has rushed for 100 yards against the vaunted Tennessee defense all season, and said player did it both times he played 'em. Steve. Effing. Slaton.
9. Despite missing a chip shot, Kris Brown gets a free pass. He's banked more than enough capital to warrant that, and he did rebound to kick the FG that proved to be the difference.
10. It was negated by K. Brown's shank, but Apostrophe Davis had a big-time return in the third quarter to set that drive up, and he downed one of Turk's punts awfully close to the goal line. The best part about Apostrophe? Unlike Jacoby Jones, my heart doesn't drop into my stomach every time he touches the ball.
11. If you didn't watch the game, you might think that the Houston secondary had a very good day. And yes, Fred Bennett did pick Kerry Collins off, albeit on what was the equivalent of a punt by Collins; it was that bad of a throw. To my eye, the lack of success in the Titan passing game was far more about Collins' inaccuracy than the secondary's coverage. Collins was off all afternoon, and his receivers were dropping many of the balls he did put in their breadbaskets. Even on the much ballyhooed 4th and 3 play that clinched the game for the Texans (more on that in a bit), Justin McCareins had Jacques Reeves beat. The throw was juuuuuust out of McCareins' reach. Consequently, I do not see Tennessee's paltry passing stats as some sort of a breakthrough for our secondary. Kerry Collins had a greater responsibility for his team's struggles than Richard Smith's secondary did.
12. Speaking of Richard Smith...don't look now. It's happening. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
13. DelJuan Robinson was a freaking animal yesterday, getting in the backfield and making plays seemingly every time he was in there. By my count, it's now official: Every DT on the Houston roster should be playing before Travis Johnson. Yet none does. That in and of itself should be a fireable offense.
14. Two (2) season-ending injuries of note for the good guys: Both Xavier Adibi and Antwaun Molden are done for the year. The silver lining with Adibi is that we have a pretty good idea what we've got with him, and it's much better than Morlon Greenwood. I'm still bent we didn't see more of Molden at CB this season.
15. Welcome back to the land of the living, Amobi. That stop of LenDale White in the early fourth quarter was HUGE.
16. While I think DeMeco could have done better in mocking the White-Johnson tandem, the message is accurate. The Titan running game was a non-factor when it mattered the most, though we should thank the Tennessee coaches for not continuing to give the ball to Chris Johnson. Seemed like he was good for ten (10) yards every time he touched the ball, especially in the first half.
17. I miss Zac Diles, but Kevin Bentley has done a great job filling in for him. Bentley has shown a knack for making plays in the backfield that we didn't really see with Diles, though that may be entirely due to Richard Smith finally allowing his linebackers to cross the line of scrimmage.
18. Thank you, Jeff Fisher. Thank you for not using Bironas to try to win the game, even though he'd hit from 51 in the first half. Yeah, yeah...the wind. Whatever. You can't fool me. My Christmas gift to you is in the mail.
19. Not to spoil the surprise, Coach, but it's a Vince Young jersey.
20. Some of the quotes from various Titans after the game simultaneously baffled and enraged me. To wit:
"Slaton didn’t do anything," Titans outside linebacker Keith Bulluck said. "Slaton busted that run (34 yards) at the end of the game, and we pretty much had him in check. To tell you the truth, I don’t think their running game hurt us at all today."
"We know this team isn’t better than us," Titans tight end Bo Scaife said. "This team isn’t going to the playoffs, and we played down to their caliber today.’’
[LenDale White said] "This game means nothing anymore. We will not be playing this team anymore. It’s a big win for them as an organization I guess or supposedly. No matter what they do they’ll still go home on playoffs. We have a lot to look forward to."
[Cortland Finnegan, on his helmet-to-helmet cheapshot on The Schaub] "If I did I was just giving him a quick, you know - kiss, welcoming him back to Houston you know from the Oilers. So that is about all that is."
Why can't these guys just say the classy thing? Something to the effect of, "Give the Texans credit; they were the better team today." Why demean the accomplishment of your opponent? What good does that do? All it does is make Houston fans hate Bud Adams' troops even more than we already do.
21. Since we're on the subject of hate, you know I couldn't let a Texans-Titans game pass without checking in with my buddy Jay. As longtime readers will recall, Jay became a bit of a legend around here after his showdown with Bud Adams in Nashville last year. As expected, Jay had a few choice words for Albert Haynesworth when he went down with an injury that will keep him sidelined until at least the postseason. Haynesworth's run his mouth and been an absolutely classless piece of garbage to Matt Schaub and the Texans, so I don't think there were many Houston fans broken up to see him go down. As you'd figure, Jay was not in the "awwwww, I hope he's okay" camp. Quotes from the man who may hate the Titans more than anyone in the world:
"You're killing the grass, Albert! Get up!"
"I hope it's broken."
"Where's your contract now, Albert?"
Classy? Perhaps not. But if anyone deserved a dose of what he's dished out over the years, it's Haynesworth.
22. Fake Game Balls: Offense--Andre Johnson; Defense--DelJuan Robinson; Special Teams--Apostrophe Davis.
On to the Black Hole, and a shot at the first .500 plus record of the season!
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I stand by every comment
MCL sprain? Why couldn’t it have been an ACL? Lord, why hast thou forsaken me???
And let me add that the play in question happened close enough to me that I must have been within earshot, given the quiet that falls over a crowd when a player is down. And for once, I was proud of Houston fans…as I booed incessantly at that fat piece of shit as he was helped off the field, I heard others cast off the shackles of the McNair-imposed family-friendly environment and join me in voicing sheer joy at the injury of an opposing player. We’re certainly no Philly, but a thousand-mile journey begins with a single step, right? Pretty soon I’ll be able to tell every VY-jersey-wearing douchebag who can’t locate Nashville on a map to go fuck him/herself without being escorted from the building by security.
And I’ll leave with this…as I was walking out of the pisser in my post-game drunken stupor, a lady from my section approached me, and calmly inquired as to why I had been screaming at the player who had been injured. I quite eloquently explained that Albert Haynesworth is a fat fuck piece of shit who has taken multiple cheap shots on Houston QBs in the past and basically admitted as much in the media. She deemed this to be a sufficient answer and wished me a Merry Christmas. I meant to ask her to marry me after that, but I was getting pretty dizzy from the fire water and thought I might not stay upright.
Shake, I’ll post another comment in my customary 6-8 weeks.
by -Jay on Dec 15, 2008 11:08 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I have no idea who this Jay fellow is...
But I like him. A lot. Nice work.
www.HoustonDiehards.com
by HoustonDiehards on Dec 16, 2008 12:06 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Rumor has it...
He’s another one of Tim’s personalities… This one is brought on by Bushmills, whereas Scott is a by-product of the Zima.
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by SOLIS on Dec 16, 2008 8:35 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Ah bushmills
we basically rule.
Love the Texans, Never been in Texas
by flanno7hi on Dec 16, 2008 6:11 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Even as a Scot...
I have to tip my hat to the all-around greatness of Irish booze. Guinness is the nectar of the gods and Smithwick’s ain’t bad either.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Dec 17, 2008 8:18 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
You, sir...
Are a gentleman and a scholar.
by DisplacedTexan on Dec 16, 2008 7:09 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks Jay
It’s good to see you aren’t dead, and that you’re still making your quota of Texans-BESF games. Keep the heckles rolling, my friend.
by Shake on Dec 16, 2008 7:45 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
you are an impressive man
and i would like to subscribe to your newsletter
by cubic on Dec 16, 2008 8:10 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
So if Scott is Tim's alter ego when he's hopped up on Zima
Is -Jay what Tim becomes after he sucks down a 40 oz of Olde English 800?
‘Cuz if that’s the case, Tim needs to hit that shit more often.
You are made of win.
When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.
by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 16, 2008 8:29 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
FWIW
Kubiak on the radio today said that Adibi’s injury is a groin “strain” and he thinks he might still play. Chron might have jumped the gun on that, or we might find out later in the week that he’s done.
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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 16, 2008 12:08 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
If he can go, he needs to play
These next two games have a lot riding on them for the franchise. This unit that played so poorly earlier in the season, has a chance to make franchise history. Having the rookie experience the pressure of an entire fanbase will be something that he won’t get in OTAs and training camp. If they win their sixth in a row, that should leave them hungry for next year – when the expectations for a good season will be the highest ever. Performing well in these next two games will go a long way to kick starting their season next year…
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by SOLIS on Dec 16, 2008 8:14 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed
If he can go, he should go. Morlon has reached Jacoby territory for me. I’m terrified seeing him on the field.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Dec 16, 2008 8:55 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
You know that place where "dear God, what are you doing" meets your starting WLB?
I’m there.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Dec 16, 2008 10:20 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Great game
One of my favorites ever, for sure.
But to be fair to the Titans, at least one of their players wasn’t a dickhead :
"Hat’s off to [Steve Slaton] and to (the Texans’) offensive line," Tennessee defensive tackle Tony Brown said. "We don’t think we’re some kind of juggernaut, or anything like that. (The Texans) get paid to do the same thing that we do, and that’s to execute. They just came out and played well."
by killtacular on Dec 16, 2008 2:17 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Nice find
Apparently, not everyone in the Titans locker room is a sore loser…
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by SOLIS on Dec 16, 2008 8:06 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
True
Thanks for balancing out the hate. Tony Brown has instantly become my favorite Titan.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Dec 16, 2008 8:55 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
"Favorite Titan"
is a lot like being your favorite part of a granuloma, right?
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Dec 16, 2008 10:19 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, It's Very Much Like That
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Dec 16, 2008 10:28 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
After googling "granuloma"...
Yes, quite so.
by Nashmeister on Dec 16, 2008 11:44 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
http://www.supernfl.com/NFLRules.html
1. No player on offense may assist a runner except by blocking for him. There shall be no interlocking interference.
On another play Jevon Kearse tripped Slaton, which is also a penalty.
Jacoby Jones got speared on his punt return before the spearing penalty that was called.
Andre Johnson pushed off on his TD catch.
It looks like the refs were just trying not to over officiate a tough defensive game.
This is one of the few games I’ve seen that the Texans didn’t get expansion team officiating.
I’m gonna guess that most of the money (legal and illegal) was put down on the Titans to cover the spread.
I’m just a schmuck fan so I can say what ever I want about NFL officials.
Sigs, the play ground of mindless philosophers.
by Tomriffic on Dec 16, 2008 7:07 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
when albert haynesworth went down i yelled louder than i should have
CHOKE ON IT, YOU FAT FUCK
by cubic on Dec 16, 2008 8:11 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
I saw the game hours after the fact...
Thank God for DVR – but anyway – I think I said soemthing like, “Fuckin’ good – serves you right you fuck.” Also said something about karma being a bitch and couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy… and so on.
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by SOLIS on Dec 16, 2008 8:28 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
i'm not normally a guy who cheers for injuries
but a shit-talker like fat albert doesn’t really deserve anyone’s sympathy
by cubic on Dec 16, 2008 9:24 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Good PGB
Re #7: I can’t think of anyone. I was gonna say Peterson, but he already admitted he has to change his running style and will start going down easier to avoid injury. I would like to see, however, how Darren McFadden would do in our one-cut-and-go running game, as well as Chris Johnson. But still, as long as we can get a big-bodied back to compliment Stevie Wonder, I’d take him over anyone else.
PS. That might be the most underappreciated Will Ferrell skit ever. He does Lipton so hilariously. And that skit actually got me interested in ItAS.
by BigTexBD on Dec 16, 2008 9:01 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
I don't wish ill on anyone...
…except for Albert Haynesworth. I hope he and Jared Allen charter a private flight to Hawaii in February and crash somewhere in the middle of the Pacific.
The comments by the Titans show me one thing: fear. The are afraid of what is building in Houston. They themselves are not far removed from being very mediocre finishing 5-11 in 2004 and 4-12 in 2005. It cannot be argued that the Texans are RAPIDLY improving. To say that they had nothing to play for is a joke. The road to the Super Bowl will go through Pittsburgh because we exposed the Titans and showcased our abilities. “Next year” is a common theme for Texans fans, but for some reason “next year” shines a little brighter for us today.
by tubbsmoya on Dec 16, 2008 1:14 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
At first I was upset when I saw someone was hurt
I too was watching a delayed game on DVR and was annoyed by the delay. Besides, I couldn’t see the uniform at first and just assumed it was a Texan. So I started to fast forward. When I saw it was Haynesworth, I rewound and watched it again.
Then I smiled.
Then I rewound and watched it again.
Then I laughed.
Then I watched Slaton bust a game clinching first down run.
Then I touched myself.
Down there.
by Vega on Dec 16, 2008 1:38 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
#11
"To my eye, the lack of success in the Titan passing game was far more about Collins’ inaccuracy than the secondary’s coverage. "
I couldn’t agree more. Their passing game didn’t seem to ever get in rhythm. There were several plays where the receiver had seperation, but it just didn’t click. Secondary still needs ALOT of work
A resigned Dunta wouldn’t hurt, and a First Round DB, would go a long way towards shoring it up.
Some teams play games on Sunday...ours goes to War. Go Texans!!!
by JMPeffer on Dec 16, 2008 2:02 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I hate...
being a frikin week late on a comment, but Matt Schaub showed some serious toughness, considering his reputation against the Titans.
The folks in Tenn. are now aware of #20, Steve “Clean” Slaton.
Andre Johnson is a BEAST! But we knew that.
Mario is a game changer whether it is seen or not!
The only thing that makes this win sweeter…..If Vygina plays….but watching Fat Albert hurt a little is cool.
GO TEXANS!!!!!!!!!
by Texanmaniac on Dec 18, 2008 8:29 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
From the Tits fans...
It sounds like they still think vy is their man, so we’ll likely have plenty of chances to right the wrongs he and bud have reveled in. Bitches.
Bacon tastes good... Pork chops taste good.
by beefy on Dec 18, 2008 8:59 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

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