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Open Game Day Thread: Chicago v. Houston, Part Deux

Here's hoping your Houston Texans are giving us something to feel good about before we spend the next several months dissecting the organization, players, and coaches. Make the last half count!

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2nd half. BRING IT ON!

The struggle for mediocrity continues!

Go Texans!

by BoneActive on Dec 28, 2008 1:31 PM CST reply actions  

This thread needs more

Mike Clark.

When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.

by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 1:32 PM CST reply actions  

It didn’t help last week! The magic is gone!

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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 28, 2008 1:33 PM CST up reply actions  

He just got there too late to make a difference

Didn’t we get our first down after he showed up?

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 1:34 PM CST up reply actions  

it wasn't too late, just not enough of MC last week.

we got the TO late in the game after he showed up

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 28, 2008 1:35 PM CST up reply actions  

…and lost.

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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 28, 2008 1:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Anyone checking in on the NE/BUF game?

The wind is making it amusing.

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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 28, 2008 1:33 PM CST reply actions  

which defense shows up this half?

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 28, 2008 1:35 PM CST reply actions  

COME ON TEXANS

I wnat to send those Bear fans at Reliant home crying their eyes out.

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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 28, 2008 1:35 PM CST reply actions  

Looks like the justin.tv stream has been taken down.

So I’m going to TVAnts with the five minute delay.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 1:36 PM CST reply actions  

Oh, that sucks.

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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 28, 2008 1:36 PM CST up reply actions  

3rd and 7

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 28, 2008 1:37 PM CST reply actions  

sack!!!

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by texanphil on Dec 28, 2008 1:37 PM CST reply actions  

barber with the sack

but mario is hurt

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by texanphil on Dec 28, 2008 1:38 PM CST reply actions  

he got up

and walked off.

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by texanphil on Dec 28, 2008 1:39 PM CST up reply actions  

still

….. scary. /shudder

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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 28, 2008 1:39 PM CST up reply actions  

As long as it's not like Dunta's injury

It’s not that big a deal.

But still.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 1:39 PM CST reply actions  

me too.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 1:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I think he's worth a 4th or 5th?

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by texanphil on Dec 28, 2008 1:41 PM CST up reply actions  

JJ

again. My heart just stopped

by Jake on Dec 28, 2008 1:40 PM CST reply actions  

at home even

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by texanphil on Dec 28, 2008 1:42 PM CST up reply actions  

I see no reason for us to run the ball anymore

They simply can’t stop us in the air.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 1:43 PM CST reply actions  

+1

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 28, 2008 1:43 PM CST up reply actions  

+2

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 28, 2008 1:44 PM CST up reply actions  

But the illusion of running keeps the passing game so open

or soemthing

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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 28, 2008 1:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Someone was asking about KW?

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 1:45 PM CST reply actions  

Ya

How many yards does that put him at?

by Jake on Dec 28, 2008 1:45 PM CST up reply actions  

1 rec 23 yds

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 1:46 PM CST up reply actions  

So

899 for the season. Probably not going to make 1000.

by Jake on Dec 28, 2008 1:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Thats more like it.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 1:47 PM CST reply actions  

a red zone offense?

two TD’s? two trips?

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 28, 2008 1:47 PM CST reply actions  

+1

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 1:48 PM CST up reply actions  

You're right

but he needs a little more pass protection still. Doesn’t do very well under pressure.

by Jake on Dec 28, 2008 1:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Indeed. Say it with me:

FUCK JARED ALLEN

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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 28, 2008 1:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Nice to see Moats get one.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 1:47 PM CST reply actions  

ok, pre-season's over

were ready for the games to count now.

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by texanphil on Dec 28, 2008 1:48 PM CST reply actions  

I'm very, very impressed

With the way our team has responded to that HORRIBLE first quarter.

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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 28, 2008 1:48 PM CST reply actions  

Totally agree

If we give Kubes shit for his clock management and when his team checks out, we should give him credit for instilling a never quit mentality in the team.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 1:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Another observation

Usually when Schaub starts badly – he plays bad teh whole game.

I’m very encouraged by how he and the whole team have responded… now let’s keep it up.

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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 28, 2008 1:49 PM CST reply actions  

see, it was all Slatons fault

after he yelled at him, everything was better.

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 28, 2008 1:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Sincerely,

Week 17 of 2007.

(But yes, we will be… plus our schedule won’t be as murderous)

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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 28, 2008 1:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Not in the first quarter.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 1:50 PM CST reply actions  

It's a Shakespearean tragedy

Because it didn’t have to be that way.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 1:52 PM CST up reply actions  

FJA

Fuck.Jared.Allen

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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 28, 2008 1:53 PM CST reply actions  

No matter what happens today

there’s a chance RS will not be the DC of this team tomorrow.

Thats called hope.

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 28, 2008 1:54 PM CST reply actions  

From what they were saying in the first half thread

It’s a good chance.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 1:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think it will happen that fast

But I do think RS is gone. The damage is done. One four-game streak doesn’t erase all the shit before.

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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 28, 2008 1:55 PM CST up reply actions  

this is our

“we got a lead” defense

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 28, 2008 1:54 PM CST reply actions  

I've said it many times before

They have us right where they want us.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 1:55 PM CST up reply actions  

SIGH

God dammit.

GOD our fucking secondary is SHIT!

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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 28, 2008 1:56 PM CST reply actions  

Lolololololol

Fuck.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 1:56 PM CST up reply actions  

That was quick!

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 1:57 PM CST reply actions  

Note:

Our offense has risen to the occasion.
Our defense, on the other hand, has folded for the occasion.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 1:57 PM CST reply actions  

If only we knew what was causing it…

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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 28, 2008 1:59 PM CST up reply actions  

It's a trend.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 2:01 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm surrounded by shit.

I mean, literally. I have to change a diaper.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 1:59 PM CST reply actions  

The good news is

That their pass d is as inept as ours.

Watch, I just jinxed us – pick 6 for the Bears.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 2:01 PM CST reply actions  

Apparently

This Andre Johnson cat is a pretty good player.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 2:02 PM CST reply actions  

In other news

Detroit is tied with GB. Go Lions!

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 2:03 PM CST reply actions  

David Carr

A perfect, beautiful long TD pass.

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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 28, 2008 2:04 PM CST reply actions  

That's unpossible!

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 2:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I mean – it was perfect. A thing of beauty.

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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 28, 2008 2:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Whew

Good thing their QB sucks.

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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 28, 2008 2:08 PM CST reply actions  

our first defensive priority every week

let them give it to us.

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 28, 2008 2:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Like a grouper fighting a manatee

on dry land.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 2:09 PM CST reply actions  

rex woulda made that pass

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by texanphil on Dec 28, 2008 2:09 PM CST reply actions  

I'm going to prove my manliness

By changing a diaper while continuing to comment on the game.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 2:10 PM CST reply actions  

Good field position

The best defense is a good offense!

by Mike Clark on Dec 28, 2008 2:10 PM CST reply actions  

Moats....

is gettin some great play time

GO TEXANS!!!!!!!!!

by Texanmaniac on Dec 28, 2008 2:11 PM CST reply actions  

FUCK YEAH!!!

Schaub is on fire now!!! 37 yds to OD!!

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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 28, 2008 2:11 PM CST reply actions  

I hate 3rd and 1

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 2:11 PM CST reply actions  

But I love it when we convert.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 2:12 PM CST up reply actions  

wow

I can’t believe that actually worked

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by texanphil on Dec 28, 2008 2:11 PM CST reply actions  

usually we're in shut it down offense

with a lead of any kind

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 28, 2008 2:12 PM CST reply actions  

That wasn’t a typical Schaub rollout. He had to completely right his body to make that throw – and it was a perfect pass. Awesome!!

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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 28, 2008 2:12 PM CST reply actions  

That was

A hell of a throw.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 2:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Is Slaton not playing?

The best defense is a good offense!

by Mike Clark on Dec 28, 2008 2:13 PM CST reply actions  

They’re splitting carries rather than just using Moats to just give him a break.

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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 28, 2008 2:14 PM CST up reply actions  

He's played a little

But he hasn’t been great, and Schaub got on his case earlier. Plus Moats has looked good.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 2:14 PM CST up reply actions  

back to the original

line of scrimmage

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 28, 2008 2:16 PM CST reply actions  

usually, yes

but we have scored TWICE in the red zone today. Can you believe it?

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by texanphil on Dec 28, 2008 2:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Really need 6 here.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 2:16 PM CST reply actions  

Mike Clark needs to say it.

otherwise, its just us.

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by texanphil on Dec 28, 2008 2:17 PM CST up reply actions  

CAR 30 NO 10

In New Orleans. LOVE it.

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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 28, 2008 2:17 PM CST reply actions  

Here goes the diaper change

Let’s hope I don’t get pwned by an 18 month old.
Again.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 2:18 PM CST reply actions  

Gonna be 4th and inches

GO FOR IT!!!!

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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 28, 2008 2:18 PM CST reply actions  

just dont pass

please?

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by texanphil on Dec 28, 2008 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

go for it

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by texanphil on Dec 28, 2008 2:18 PM CST reply actions  

Go for it.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 2:19 PM CST reply actions  

Won't matter nwo

Because they challenged. DA didn’t catch it. He was probably preoccupied with his dance. Fucktard.

(Sorry, not a DA fan)

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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 28, 2008 2:20 PM CST up reply actions  

run. the. ball.

damnit.

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 28, 2008 2:19 PM CST reply actions  

its a field goal

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by texanphil on Dec 28, 2008 2:20 PM CST reply actions  

Whoa

Lovie is a dumbass.

He shoulda challenged the play, not the spot.

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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 28, 2008 2:21 PM CST reply actions  

beautiful.

they cannot challenge

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by texanphil on Dec 28, 2008 2:21 PM CST reply actions  

first down

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by texanphil on Dec 28, 2008 2:21 PM CST reply actions  

We need a TD

The best defense is a good offense!

by Mike Clark on Dec 28, 2008 2:23 PM CST reply actions  

I have no idea

How someone who weighs thirty pounds can take a fifteen pound dump.

But I’ve successfully changed the diaper, and only got minimally pwned.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 2:25 PM CST reply actions  

It was McDonald's today.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 2:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Ha!

Try doing it six (6) times…rookie!

by Xetuoh on Dec 28, 2008 2:27 PM CST up reply actions  

this drive

is RS’s season.

just kiddin. He’s already fired, but damnit, get a stop.

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 28, 2008 2:26 PM CST reply actions  

Fo rizzle

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 2:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Why do they keep saying "Danielle Manning"

Is that really how he pronounces it?

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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 28, 2008 2:27 PM CST reply actions  

over under on yards allowed on this drive

out of a max 52?

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by texanphil on Dec 28, 2008 2:29 PM CST up reply actions  

I say 26

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by texanphil on Dec 28, 2008 2:29 PM CST up reply actions  

I go over

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 2:29 PM CST up reply actions  

If it's not one thing

It’s another.

The motto of the Texans 2008 season.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 2:29 PM CST up reply actions  

David Carr

…held the ball too long and got sacked.

Hm.

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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 28, 2008 2:29 PM CST reply actions  

Not familiar with this

Is this unusual?

Lol.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 2:30 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL

Following play – gave up on his routes too early, dumped to a RB, lost three yards.

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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 28, 2008 2:31 PM CST up reply actions  

3rd and long?

O RLY?

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 2:30 PM CST reply actions  

No, looks like NFL.com had it backwards

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 2:31 PM CST up reply actions  

frenchy with the good open field tackle

and he used his arms!

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by texanphil on Dec 28, 2008 2:31 PM CST reply actions  

Matt Schaub's line so for

M. Schaub 25/34 303 2 0

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 2:32 PM CST reply actions  

might be worth a couple benjamins for me

fantasy football style

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by texanphil on Dec 28, 2008 2:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Wait...

So a MONEY LEAGUE has their championship in week 17?

That’s insane.

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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 28, 2008 2:34 PM CST up reply actions  

we stopped them?

their offense must be real bad

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by texanphil on Dec 28, 2008 2:32 PM CST reply actions  

They have the Richard Smith of OC's.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 2:32 PM CST up reply actions  

We need to win this game so that...

I can go to the Vikings site and say…

“You’re welcome. Your asshole redneck ended our playoff hopes – but we saved YOUR playoff hopes by beating the Bears when you couldn’t even beat the David Carr-led Giants.”

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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 28, 2008 2:34 PM CST reply actions  

To beat Carr

just blitz 11. Every time.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 2:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Tap him when he goes into the fetal position

Profit.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 2:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Goals for this drive

A) Take at least 5 minutes off the clock;
B) Score at least 3 points.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 2:34 PM CST reply actions  

Good start

The best defense is a good offense!

by Mike Clark on Dec 28, 2008 2:35 PM CST reply actions  

great run slaton!

that was scary

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by texanphil on Dec 28, 2008 2:35 PM CST reply actions  

Ran out of gas – but HUUUUGE PLAY!!!

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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 28, 2008 2:36 PM CST reply actions  

Now we're rollin' baby!

AJ with the first down!!!!

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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 28, 2008 2:37 PM CST reply actions  

I've never seen us run A slant

much less like 10 of em

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by texanphil on Dec 28, 2008 2:37 PM CST reply actions  

Andre

I run out of superlatives.
Johnson.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 2:38 PM CST reply actions  

slaton

TD!

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by texanphil on Dec 28, 2008 2:38 PM CST reply actions  

JESUS FUCKING CRHIST

WE FUCKING SUCK.

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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 28, 2008 2:39 PM CST reply actions  

looks like we keep it

but its a long shot

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by texanphil on Dec 28, 2008 2:41 PM CST reply actions  

so 2nd and 20?

run. run. FG.

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by texanphil on Dec 28, 2008 2:42 PM CST reply actions  

Exactly

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 2:44 PM CST up reply actions  

This is taking too long

not a good sign for us.

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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 28, 2008 2:42 PM CST reply actions  

no it is

they need to figure out clock, and spot.

we got it.

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by texanphil on Dec 28, 2008 2:43 PM CST up reply actions  

not anymore!

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by texanphil on Dec 28, 2008 2:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Apparently NFL coaches

average like 33% on challenges.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 2:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep

And really – we haven’t been close.

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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 28, 2008 2:44 PM CST up reply actions  

WHEW

THANK YOU JEEBUS

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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 28, 2008 2:43 PM CST reply actions  

defensive holding!

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by texanphil on Dec 28, 2008 2:45 PM CST reply actions  

How is there holding “before the snap”?

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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 28, 2008 2:46 PM CST up reply actions  

its actually

great that the td got called back

GO TEXANS!!!!!!!!!

by Texanmaniac on Dec 28, 2008 2:46 PM CST reply actions  

nope

there are many scenarios from here on out that are not good for us.

I won’t mention what those are.

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by texanphil on Dec 28, 2008 2:48 PM CST up reply actions  

now you are correct

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by texanphil on Dec 28, 2008 2:49 PM CST up reply actions  

look at

the time we burned and still got the score

GO TEXANS!!!!!!!!!

by Texanmaniac on Dec 28, 2008 2:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Slaton

Needs to work on his ball security. He’s gotten a bit loosey goosey with the ball of late.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 2:46 PM CST reply actions  

screw the FG

put this where even Rosey couldn’t lose it for us, and get 6!

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by texanphil on Dec 28, 2008 2:47 PM CST reply actions  

14

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 2:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I know a td right now puts us 14 pts ahead

but Rosey gave away a 17 point lead earlier, so I’m trying to figure out how big of a lead is safe.

by Tailgate Andy on Dec 28, 2008 2:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Dear Mike

Please come and hang with us starting with the preseason and all the way through the regular season next year.

Sincerely,

All Texans fans.

PS – Go Broncos!

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 2:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Only Sage can lose this game for us now.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 2:49 PM CST reply actions  

he does need some reps

going into the offseason.

Warm him up.

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 28, 2008 2:50 PM CST up reply actions  

"The flame is burning..."

He can read my mind!

Wait a minute…

by bigfatdrunk on Dec 28, 2008 2:49 PM CST reply actions  

If only you knew the Texans like we do…

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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 28, 2008 2:50 PM CST up reply actions  

He runs like a girl

Lol.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 2:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Bears have 1 time out left

Right?

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 2:53 PM CST reply actions  

OK

And I see we’re busy preventing ourselves from winning.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 2:54 PM CST up reply actions  

GREAT play by Barber!!

That kid’s looking good.

And he has ensured that Demps will not be back next year.

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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 28, 2008 2:54 PM CST reply actions  

Mario's out of the game

and no pressure is applied.

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 28, 2008 2:55 PM CST reply actions  

they didn't say

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by texanphil on Dec 28, 2008 2:56 PM CST up reply actions  

It must be bad

Considering it’s the last game, and Mario has played VERY hurt in the past.

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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 28, 2008 2:57 PM CST up reply actions  

if it's his groin, it's better he's out

no use tearing anything more while he’s hurt. no more AJ moments, please.

by bigfatdrunk on Dec 28, 2008 2:58 PM CST up reply actions  

2TD's 2 mins

can we celebrate 8-8 yet?

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 28, 2008 2:57 PM CST reply actions  

Uh, are you serious!

Let’s not pull a Raiders game and think we’re better than we are. Plenty of time left.

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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 28, 2008 2:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Not any more than we could celebrate a win over the Colts.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 2:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Also

GB is winning and NO is ahead. As is OAK.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 2:59 PM CST reply actions  

WHOA FRENCHY!!!!!!

THAT is how you do it, my friend!!!

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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 28, 2008 2:59 PM CST reply actions  

but

some strange appendage miraculously popped out of his shoulder

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 28, 2008 3:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Taking a time out

Worse than allowing a score in this situation?

Discuss.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 3:01 PM CST reply actions  

Gah

This onside kick upcoming is going to be as heart attacky as a Jacoby fair catch.

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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 28, 2008 3:01 PM CST reply actions  

Here we go

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 3:05 PM CST up reply actions  

If only

We had some kind of gargantuan, space-eating DT on our team.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 3:02 PM CST reply actions  

Someone like that could come in handy here.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 3:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Carolina in the red zone

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 3:04 PM CST reply actions  

Vikings Win

That fucks up my plans.

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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 28, 2008 3:05 PM CST reply actions  

warm up the hands team

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 28, 2008 3:05 PM CST reply actions  

Recover the onside kick

and the game is over.

That simple.

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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 28, 2008 3:05 PM CST reply actions  

LOLOLOL Carolina wins!!!

AAAHHAHaHAHAH

AAHAHAha

(I really, really hate the Saints)

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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 28, 2008 3:06 PM CST reply actions  

No record for Drew Brees

And no win for the fucking shit Saints

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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 28, 2008 3:09 PM CST up reply actions  

and, more importantly, played a solid game

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 28, 2008 3:08 PM CST up reply actions  

3/4 of a solid game

Just the first quarter sucked.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 3:08 PM CST up reply actions  

dare I say

we made adjustments?

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by texanphil on Dec 28, 2008 3:09 PM CST up reply actions  

What are those?

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 3:10 PM CST up reply actions  

they heard the score

they made no effort

Please draft some defensive stars for the next DC.

by texanphil on Dec 28, 2008 3:07 PM CST reply actions  

Just got off work...

And of course, in San Antonio TX, don’t show the Houston Texans game.

As a side note, and let me first state that Jared Allen is a piece of shit, but Travaris Jackson is channeling his inner Tom Brady right now. Hes making absolutely great throws.

Big DT’s gonna be rare this year. Terrance Cody says hes not gonna declare.. but a 6’5 365 DT would be interesting coming right out of college. He just needs to get stronger.

Now Saints officially lose.

by Riott on Dec 28, 2008 3:09 PM CST reply actions  

I'm not watching it on TV

The best defense is a good offense!

by Mike Clark on Dec 28, 2008 3:10 PM CST reply actions  

So everything is delayed

The best defense is a good offense!

by Mike Clark on Dec 28, 2008 3:10 PM CST up reply actions  

And I really hope

The fans at Reliant VERBALLY MURDER the Bear fans at the stadium.

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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 28, 2008 3:10 PM CST reply actions  

Fellas

How about 450 yards on the Bears D?

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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 28, 2008 3:10 PM CST reply actions  

The Schaub

He is for real.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 3:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Brees ends

16 yards short of the NFL passing record. And he could have got it on the last play. Haha

by Riott on Dec 28, 2008 3:11 PM CST reply actions  

Another good game--

The best defense is a good offense!

by Mike Clark on Dec 28, 2008 3:11 PM CST reply actions  

ANF

also important: the Eagles are in if they win. Against the Cokeboys. I think.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 3:11 PM CST reply actions  

Thanks Mike

You are welcome here whenever you want.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 3:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes - and GO BRONCOS

I absolutely LOATHE Philip Rivers.

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by HoustonDiehards on Dec 28, 2008 3:13 PM CST up reply actions  

He is a bit mouthy

The best defense is a good offense!

by Mike Clark on Dec 28, 2008 3:14 PM CST up reply actions  

tGC

Yeah, Its win and in for Eagles and Cowgirls

by Riott on Dec 28, 2008 3:12 PM CST reply actions  

Go Eagles!

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 28, 2008 3:12 PM CST up reply actions  

L33t

455 yards and no sacks against for our offense today.

by bigfatdrunk on Dec 28, 2008 3:13 PM CST reply actions  

I hope the Broncos

Stomp the shit out of the Chargers.

And I mean that with all of my heart.

by Riott on Dec 28, 2008 3:14 PM CST reply actions  

Thanks I hope so

The best defense is a good offense!

by Mike Clark on Dec 28, 2008 3:15 PM CST up reply actions  

One more...

led by VY, the elite BE-SF offense had 125 total net yards.

I don’t care if they were 2nd stringers, that his horrible.

by bigfatdrunk on Dec 28, 2008 3:15 PM CST reply actions  

Jim Sorgi

Led the Colts, and they didnt do too bad.

Haha Dallas football in December – kick off out of bounds for a penalty.

by Riott on Dec 28, 2008 3:16 PM CST reply actions  

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