Although this was a foregone conclusion, it's still really something to realize that David Carr went from the first pick in the entire NFL draft to likely being unable to get a job as a professional football player in less than six (6) years. Still, the silver lining in all of this is that Zoolander should now have plenty of time to watch "someone else do it."
Lest anyone think I'm piling on, remember that Carr made tens of millions of dollars in his brief career, which means at the end of the day he's still a twenty-eight (28) year old multimillionaire. He's going to be fine. As long as he doesn't get split ends, anyway. I fear that would drive him insane.