Texans Fans Are Somewhat Satisfied With How Things Are Going

Seriously, man, you need to learn to blow your own horn (sic) a little better:

“There’s no denying Reliant Stadium’s charm and general awesomeness. Because the arena is built on a vertical slope, the seats virtually hover above the action, and the overhanging retractable roof makes for deafening acoustics. “Bob McNair created the stadium with the fans in mind,” says Tim McHale, a blogger for Battle Red Blog. “Tons of food and drink options, ample restrooms and a club level so elaborate (flat-screen every few feet, tons of bars, etc.), many people forget to get to their seats in time for kickoff.” With management actively responsive to surveys and focus groups, the Texans bend over backward to please fans, even if the team—no playoff appearance in its six-year history—can’t. Of course, all that extra-special attention comes with a price: $62.41 average ticket price, $5 dogs and $6 brews. “Best way to get around that is with tailgating,” says McHale. “Oh, and flasks. Those help too.” Especially if you’re watching the team. – Morty Ain”

Can I touch you? No, not there.

Way to represent bro. If you were a baseball player, that interview would have been an ‘in the park homerun’ where you hustle down the line and take the catcher out at the plate. Freakin’ awesome.

Way to represent the fan-base Tim.

Tim, it looks as though you have made peace with the hostile, ignorant apparatchiks of ESPN. There isn’t even one gratuitous disparaging remark about the Texans.