Did I Miss Something?

by Tim on Jul 24, 2008 10:26 PM CDT Comment 4 comments

We're a few hours away from training camp opening, and our local fishwrap was kind enough to post a short slide show depicting some of your Houston Texans checking in. Aside from the obvious amusement that accompanies gems such as "Schaub had what David Carr lacked — namely leadership," I ask you this: When did people start naming the first son who shares his father's name with Roman numerals instead of simply "Junior?"

Congratulations, Travis Johnson. You've blown my mind again.

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I don't know about the difference between Junior and II

but unless I am severely in need of laser corrective surgery, TJ has a huge freakin’ gut. He obviously did not spend his time wisely in the offseason. Considering what a classic underachiever he has been, I shouldn’t be surprised but I am disappointed. Maybe we can get a low round draft pick for him, because with that physique, I can’t see us getting any productivity from him on the field.

Training Camp is finally here. 1st game 2 weeks from Saturday. GO TEXANS!!!!!!

by oiler-texan diehard on Jul 25, 2008 1:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

re: Duece

When I heard him say that nickname on the news last night, all I could think of was the phrase “dropping a duece”

So you're saying that now I have to think of some witty Sig that will be applicable across all the SBN sites? Go Texan Horn Stros!

by Shake on Jul 25, 2008 9:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Oddly enough...

that’s exactly what the baby’s mama did.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Jul 25, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Exactly

And for just a split second, I actually thought Travis had come up with an ironically funny nickname for the kid. And then I found out it was just a nickname based on their lack of creative baby-naming abilities.

So you're saying that now I have to think of some witty Sig that will be applicable across all the SBN sites? Go Texan Horn Stros!

by Shake on Jul 25, 2008 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs