I hope with every fiber of my being that the title of this post works on countless levels, but Texans fans can rest assured that it works on at least one--our first-round pick won't miss a snap of training camp, thanks to signing a five (5) year deal worth $11,500,000.00 in the wee hours of the morning. No word yet on how much was guaranteed, which I imagine was the chief stumbling block to getting the deal done.
Hallelujah. Training camp is here, and all of the rookies have signed. Life is good.
[UPDATE]: Ben actually beat me to this by about two (2) hours via his FanPost. I'm a hack!
[UPDATE II]: McClain reports that Brown's deal includes $6,200,000.00 in guaranteed money. Oh, and that Chris Brown opted to attend a wedding instead of practice, which will likely result in a fine. Nice start to your time in Houston, Chris.