If you haven't already checked this out on Kissing Suzy Kolber, do yourself a favor and prepare to laugh out loud as Houston sports talk radio, Dallas fans, Jerry Jones, and most importantly, Red Sox fans collide. Very little actual Texans talk, but completely worth the read, in my humble opinion.

Tip of my stovepipe hat to Scott for first bringing it to my attention; I'm still giggling about it, though the Zima bender is probably at least partially responsible.