Injury Report--Houston v. Jacksonville
by Tim on Sep 28, 2008 9:17 AM CDT
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It's the third game for your Houston Texans, so I figure the time is ripe for us to resurrect the ol' "Injury Report" schtick. You know the drill: The status and listing of each player is truthful, but I occasionally somehow misread the actual alleged injury. Yahtzee!
HOUSTONM. Bruener--out (hamstring)
B. Harrison--out (shoulder)
A. Green--questionable (stiff breeze)
K. Walter--probable (toe)
F. Bennett--probable (shoulder)
Z. Diles--probable (shoulder)
E. Salaam--probable (knee)
E. Winston--probable (knee)
Tr. Johnson--probable (knee)
D. Robinson--probable (knee)
JACKSONVILLE
R. Nelson--out (vaginal prolapse)
B. Meester--out (phagophobia)
C. Naeole--out (Cauda Equina syndrome)
J. Durant--doubtful (Triskaidekaphobia)
M. Drew--probable (primordial dwarfism)
F. Taylor--probable (spasmodic torticollis)
T. McDaniel--probable (aulophobia)
T. Williams--probable (testicle cellulitis)
T. Williamson--probable (lactation mastitis)
J. Porter--probable (catagelophobia)
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I stopped at Vaginal Prolapse...
Wow. Way too much information. Funny stuff though.
-Chris
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by River City Rage on Sep 28, 2008 9:51 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Had To Start With A Bang
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Sep 28, 2008 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Spasmodic Torticolis
I know a chick who had a baby with that. I laughed then and I laugh now. Nicely done.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
got a little excited
when I saw D. Robinson – probable..
Then I see you mean deljuan
Healthy and Turnover free 2008-09, and we win 11!
by texanphil on Sep 28, 2008 9:52 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Didn't Even Think Of That
That was pretty cruel of me.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Sep 28, 2008 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
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