Open Game Day Thread: Houston v. Jacksonville
by Tim on Sep 28, 2008 10:00 AM CDT
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Houston Texans at Jacksonville Jaguars, Sep 28, 2008 12:00 PM CDT
It's difficult to imagine your Houston Texans playing any worse than they have since the 2008 season began, is it not? They're due to look like a real, live NFL team one of these days, aren't they? Could this afternoon in Jacksonville be the day? We can dream.
Enlighten all of us with your pre-game, in-game, and post-game thoughts, observations, curses, and social commentary in the Comments below. GO TEXANS!
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the best 0-2 team evar!
Prediction from marroncito:
mini texans 116 , da jags 3
- tyler
by bullpen116 on Sep 28, 2008 10:32 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Texans!
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Sep 28, 2008 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Schaub's Contract
a bit off topic but, i’ll throw this out there.
via Paul Kuharsk’s blog , check out this article about teh Schaub’s contract.
The author takes a nice jab at the comicle as well.
seems the texans are only on the hook for 3 years and 20 mill.
on a side note, i’m in the “we should play Schaub till week 8 camp.”
- tyler
by bullpen116 on Sep 28, 2008 10:39 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Anyone seen the inactive list?
not posted on the Texans site yet.
by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 28, 2008 11:27 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Here You Go
Link.
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by Tim on Sep 28, 2008 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank You
I see Big Nasty is inactive for the Jags. Looks like they have more faith than the Texans do that he will eventually be a player. Wish he wasn’t on a division opponent, but I wish the best for Charles.
by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 28, 2008 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Prediction
Texans 28
Jaguars 13.
Go big or go home, bitches.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 11:49 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Jags are down and hurt at key positions
if we don’t win, then we are not good. I still think there is a good team waiting to emerge.
Texans 23
Jags 20
by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 28, 2008 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Randy Cross
said a key to Houston victory is “score on defense.” That doesn’t say much about your O when you need the other side to score.
Then again, he’s a twit.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 11:56 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Key to victory
“Al, I believe the team that has scored more points after 4 quarters will win this encounter. Keep an eye on lineman ass-sweat, as that’s a good indicator of who’s winning the battle.”
by DisplacedTexan on Sep 28, 2008 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If the teams are tied after four quarters...
I think the team who can put some points on the board first in overtime is likely to win.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Way hot & humid today, good call
could be a game where the better conditioned team wins in the 4th quarter
by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 28, 2008 12:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Good start!
punches self in face
by DisplacedTexan on Sep 28, 2008 12:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Declined?
Jack Of The River is a gambler!
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey look~
Schaub remembered OD and AJ on back-to-back plays!!
by DisplacedTexan on Sep 28, 2008 12:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sup Fellas
I’ll be in an out of the LGT…. My chick has the laptop. Somehow she thinks that completing her nursing degree is more important than my blogging… The nerve.
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by SOLIS on Sep 28, 2008 12:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm kidding, of course.
I assume the probably-gonna-be-Mrs. Solis is a nice lady.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Another 3rd and long screen pass, have seen too many of these
by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 28, 2008 12:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
True
Oh so true.
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by SOLIS on Sep 28, 2008 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Signs of Life?
At least Schaub was completing his passes, I guess. But those calls on second and third down reeked of “let’s play field position.”
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Sep 28, 2008 12:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Some good that did us
Brilliant downfield coverage guys.
by DisplacedTexan on Sep 28, 2008 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dear Defense
Please… for my sanity… stop someone, somewhere on third down. I’m begging you. Or I may have a total meltdown.
XOXO,
DT
by DisplacedTexan on Sep 28, 2008 12:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This trapped Missourian in Arkansas
agrees wholeheartedly
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OH MY SWEET JESUS
I’m gonna do a jig right now.
by DisplacedTexan on Sep 28, 2008 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is Mario Williams
in uniform?
(Love ya, Mario, but I really need you to step up today.)
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously?!?!?!?!?
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Do we have the dumbest special teams ever?
Because it sure as shit looks like it. How do you not call TO there?
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ahahahahahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha……
pause.
Fuck me.
by DisplacedTexan on Sep 28, 2008 12:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow, we seriously suck
No fucking excuse for not being ready for a fake punt especially in THAT part of the field.
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 28, 2008 12:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's exactly what I wrote down
Why NO TO?!
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by SOLIS on Sep 28, 2008 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They all looked around
with collective thumbs up collective asses. Great. Thanks, Coach Joe. You twat.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That
Is fucking embarrassing. Great job by Petey, too, what with his attempting to strip the ball instead of just fucking wrapping the fuck up.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Sep 28, 2008 12:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe Kubiak accidently threw the challenge flag
…instead of calling time out. Sigh.
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 28, 2008 12:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What a waste
I mean, we actually for ONCE started off well on defense… and that. I love this team… and I hate this team.
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 28, 2008 12:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I love this team
and I hate specific players and coaches.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Strap yourself in... it's gonna be a long season
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by SOLIS on Sep 28, 2008 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My liver...
will never survive.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Out Coached
Did anyone else think “TIme out” ?
by TexasOutlaw on Sep 28, 2008 12:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I was screaming it.
Both at the TV and at my wife.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
She must have appreciated that.
by DisplacedTexan on Sep 28, 2008 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not so much.
I was shocked. Something about “great, you just woke the baby!”
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
MDC - you are now head coach
by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 28, 2008 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cuts coming Monday
Petey, Travis, Joe Marciano, Richard Smith
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
-John
by FSBlueApocalypse on Sep 28, 2008 12:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Go Home
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by SOLIS on Sep 28, 2008 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alcohol crisis
I’m not sure I’ve got enough beer in my fridge for this game.
by DisplacedTexan on Sep 28, 2008 12:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Damnit
No one has enough beer for this team
by angus85 on Sep 28, 2008 12:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's why...
I went with tons of vodka.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kubiak's cell phone number ,,,
We really could help
by TexasOutlaw on Sep 28, 2008 12:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
No he learned his lesson
We’re gonna kick the FG
by DisplacedTexan on Sep 28, 2008 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh sure...
you go with the percentages and fail last week, so you are too pussy this week? Awesome. YAY, RESULTS-BASED THINKING!!!!
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Quick!
Turn this into a field-position game so we can then get gashed for 30-yard punt returns and 40-yard fake punts.
by Nashmeister on Sep 28, 2008 12:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
SERIOUSLY
Our ST have never looked so bad.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's Always Something With The Texans
Schaub looks decent, so special teams are awful. Fucking awesome.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Sep 28, 2008 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
New record?
7:30 minutes into the game and the mood here has shifted into “cynical depression” already!
by DisplacedTexan on Sep 28, 2008 12:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That fake punt
was pretty depression-inducing. No excuse for that. NONE.
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 28, 2008 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow.
I make no secret that I approve of how the Texans are building a team, especially on defense.
That said, on 4th down, Jack Del Rio is completely untrustworthy. Even if it looks like a punter is on the field…
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by River City Rage on Sep 28, 2008 12:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yea when Randy Cross even points out they should have called a TO, you know its bad
-John
by FSBlueApocalypse on Sep 28, 2008 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Except
it didn’t even look like there was a punter!
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Punter lined up as a Tight End in that formation
Hopefully you guys at least put a licking on Podlesh.
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by River City Rage on Sep 28, 2008 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably not.
Our OLBs hit like girls these days.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is too simple to complicate
It is a KO formation, a punt formation …
Doesn’t mean that is what is going to happen.
by TexasOutlaw on Sep 28, 2008 12:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
3rd and 13, can we hold? them
by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 28, 2008 12:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
A lot of fans...
Would expect it. Me? I just hope.
by DisplacedTexan on Sep 28, 2008 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
3rd Down
Better refill my glass.
by DisplacedTexan on Sep 28, 2008 12:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
your brain cells appreciate the defense
by angus85 on Sep 28, 2008 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
JJ!
Nice balance AND he held the ball!
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Careful
You might be feeling “good” things and or “optimism”… I suggest immediately numbing it with booze.
by DisplacedTexan on Sep 28, 2008 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Done and done.
I’ve actually been drinking since 6AM because I was finishing a brisket.
In happier news, the brisket turned out ungodly good.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
already there, Schaub looks good so far
we ganna do something + on this posession
by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 28, 2008 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Still swinging it like a mother fucker..
But at least the point is firmly in his palm
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by SOLIS on Sep 28, 2008 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jacoby sighting YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 28, 2008 12:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Why Is It?
That I’m terrified every time Jacoby touches the ball? Like I’m just waiting for the ball to squirt out?
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by Tim on Sep 28, 2008 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because...
you are rational.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Defense is off to a good start
Take away that fucked up trickeration and we’d be all square.
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by SOLIS on Sep 28, 2008 12:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
GREAT position
to start the drive.
And Drayton Florence can blow me.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Gotta say...
I like the Schaub I am seeing so far.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Schaub
He’s had two opportunities so far to dump down to the RB, and has gone downfield… I think that’s a good sign.
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 28, 2008 12:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Slaton
Did an AMAZING job picking up that blitz on second down.
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by Tim on Sep 28, 2008 12:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dare I say it.
We really have a RB for the foreseeable future?
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Love
Super Steve.
SOLIS, you should re-run the Slaton piece if he has another big game.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Super Steve
Is there anyone on the team playing harder than he is right now? These guys need to feed off of his effort… everytime he touches the ball, he goes balls-out.
by DisplacedTexan on Sep 28, 2008 12:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
love him
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by SOLIS on Sep 28, 2008 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Every time I watch the Texans
I go balls-out with my drinking.
Chris Taylor nearly made me lose my mind.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
YAY AND UGH!!
Gah he almost lost the ball
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 28, 2008 12:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Taylor
Came awfully close to coughing that ball up. Yikes.
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by Tim on Sep 28, 2008 12:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Did cough it up, I think...
but landed on a good bounce.
I’ll take it.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think
He didn’t know what he was supposed to do with all that open field in front of him, lol
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 28, 2008 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's going on right now!?
I’m scared. Someone hold me – we aren’t allowed to have the ball this long.
by DisplacedTexan on Sep 28, 2008 12:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ANDRE!
Get your damned hands up!
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That was a complete pass
Throw the red flag, Kubes.
by Nashmeister on Sep 28, 2008 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are awarded
7 tackles for that post.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WOOO!!!!
YEAH!
Offense is settled! Schaub, comfortable! (what’s happening)
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 28, 2008 12:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dogs and cats sleeping together!
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK...
enough Taylor. I want more Super Steve.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's the second
“Brilliant” play-call so far this game. WTF
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 28, 2008 12:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Odds
that Kubes DOESN’T kick here?
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
In Houston?
That would hardly be rare. :)
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Too easy.
In the Netherlands however….
And the person would be so confused. “GOD THE TEXANS SUCK!” “What!?”
by DisplacedTexan on Sep 28, 2008 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ACK!
I’m from Holland! ISHN’T DAT VIERD?!?!
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeah?
Then tell your people to stop leaving “two fingers” of foam at the top of my fucking bear.
by DisplacedTexan on Sep 28, 2008 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here we go again.
Once you get into the red-zone, it’s important to back-track for a few plays in standard Texans fashion.
by Nashmeister on Sep 28, 2008 12:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sigh
Do we or do we not have Andre Johnson on this team???
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 28, 2008 12:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's Just A Rumor
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by Tim on Sep 28, 2008 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've heard rumors...
but I don’t believe them.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's Only Nine Yards!
I know it’s fourth down, but go for it, Kubes! YOU CAN DO IT!
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by Tim on Sep 28, 2008 12:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Not To Jinx It
But Schaub looks like the Schaub of ’07. Minus the game-ending injuries, I mean.
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by Tim on Sep 28, 2008 12:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Chris:
Any luck with the login?
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nope
I get this “Our systems are temporarily unavailable. Please try again at a later time.”
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 28, 2008 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Defense
Has played 3 solid quarters. Now I have jinxed that.
by TexasOutlaw on Sep 28, 2008 12:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice right punch to the ribs Zac
by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 28, 2008 12:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Amobi was held, where's the flag???????????
by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 28, 2008 12:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Until he plays a little better...
no one is giving him a flag for shit.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, Earl Cochran!
Getting in the action!
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 28, 2008 12:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Good stop by Mario...
Any other DE and that turns into a big gain.
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by River City Rage on Sep 28, 2008 12:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Defense looks great so far
by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 28, 2008 12:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
My boy Chaun!
Hell yeah! And Mario!
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 28, 2008 12:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Garrard...
was pissing down both legs knowing Mario was behind him.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That Three And Out
Was ALL Super Mario.
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by Tim on Sep 28, 2008 12:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I still claim...
I should have named Sophia “Maria” while LB was drugged up.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
INSIDE THE 10 FUCKHEAD!
LET IT GO!
by DisplacedTexan on Sep 28, 2008 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Catch the damn ball, and you have a chance Jacoby
by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 28, 2008 12:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Is it possible...
that he has less common sense than Vince Young?
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL MF
that was truly funny, & I really hope it’s not true
by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 28, 2008 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Too bad it wasn't a sack, but we'll take it.
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 28, 2008 12:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Prediction:
He’s getting at least 1.5 today.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's very apparent
J-Villes O-line woes make them a shell of their former selves
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by SOLIS on Sep 28, 2008 12:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
And I, for one...
welcome that change.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Trend
I like the Texans stuffing their run. On 1st down we actually had our guys loaded up at the line. Garrard will have to pass today . He is a manager not a playmaker.
by TexasOutlaw on Sep 28, 2008 12:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
And, as a manager...
he could work for Fannie Mae at best.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OD Show
Starring OD with Slaton in blitz pickup.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OD
Came to play today, baby!
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by Tim on Sep 28, 2008 12:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thats another Houston Texans.....
FIRST DOWN!
- tyler
by bullpen116 on Sep 28, 2008 12:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I have
Chris Johnson and AP playing on the same fantasy team right now.
Yay, me.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Schaub is playing like the Schaub of last year
by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 28, 2008 12:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OK
that had better be the last Vonta pass today.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Randy Cross
is he on the Jax payroll or something?
“don’t let Jeff Fisher get too far ahead of you guys”
- tyler
by bullpen116 on Sep 28, 2008 12:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Who is that?
Number 80? Never heard of him.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I like what I'm seeing.
But I’m gonna need a deep-ball to Dre to really be convinced.
by Nashmeister on Sep 28, 2008 12:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I might...
have to get my son a Slaton jersey for Christmas.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
STEVE.
When we held the draft, I was pissed about the Brown pick (my bad), but I thought Okam and Slaton were steals. So far, I am about 2/3rds right on those guys. Just need Frank to pick it up a bit.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
No gain there, but the kid runs hard every play
by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 28, 2008 12:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs
by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 28, 2008 12:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
aw man you beat me on the number of ‘S’
- tyler
by bullpen116 on Sep 28, 2008 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
STEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I literally...
just jumped off the couch screaming “Steeeeeeevvvvvveeeee!”
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's Official
I’m in love with Steve Slaton.
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by Tim on Sep 28, 2008 12:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Network Just Broke To Viagra Commercial
Just for you, Tim
by kozanack on Sep 28, 2008 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You Guys All Said It
Steve is my anti-TJ.
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by Tim on Sep 28, 2008 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was mine first
I’ll fight you damn it.
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by SOLIS on Sep 28, 2008 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously...
run that article again.
Or, if you don’t care, I’d love to re-run it at DGDB&D.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I feel pretty safe..
ordering a Steve Slaton jersey. Sign me up.
- tyler
by bullpen116 on Sep 28, 2008 12:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Not to tout my own horn...
But if anyone wants on the bandwagon, I fired this fucker up on draft day.
by DisplacedTexan on Sep 28, 2008 12:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck size and measurables.
Some people can just play the game.
by Nashmeister on Sep 28, 2008 12:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
you said it, kid got game
by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 28, 2008 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
John Antonik was dead on
He really was…
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by SOLIS on Sep 28, 2008 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Matt - Laverneous Coles has two TDs
I don’t remember what our rec was on him.
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 28, 2008 12:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
A turnover
Would be fantastic right now. Come on D!
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 28, 2008 12:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
TOP
we have dominated so far..except on special teams. =(
- tyler
by bullpen116 on Sep 28, 2008 12:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
First time I've cheered all season...
Honestly. And it feels good.
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by SOLIS on Sep 28, 2008 1:00 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I share the euphoria, 1st lead of the season
RIGHT ON
by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 28, 2008 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It feels good to have a shit eating grin on my mug
- tyler
by bullpen116 on Sep 28, 2008 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We are one timeout away from a 10-0 lead.. damn fake punt
by shiner37 on Sep 28, 2008 1:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
After Pittsburgh and Tennessee defenses...
Schaub probably feels like he’s playing against high-schoolers right now.
by Nashmeister on Sep 28, 2008 1:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
meh demeco's fine
hell play even if his leg is about to fall off
- tyler
by bullpen116 on Sep 28, 2008 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everyone say a prayer for DeJesus right now
by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 28, 2008 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just sacrificed
a dachshund.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
PRAY DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by SOLIS on Sep 28, 2008 1:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Get Up Off That Knee, DeMeco!
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Sep 28, 2008 1:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
YOU MOTHER FUCKERS BETTER BE ON YOUR KNEES....
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by SOLIS on Sep 28, 2008 1:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Such language on a Sunday, look out for the lightning bolts SOLIS
by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 28, 2008 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm guessing SOLIS is Catholic...
so he’ll just confess later this week.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Right on
Confirmed and everything…
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by SOLIS on Sep 28, 2008 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dear DeMeco,
If you are hurt, there will be mass suicides. You don’t want that on your conscience.
Love,
Matt
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 1:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Im wearing my Demeco Battle Red jersey
so therefor,he can not be hurt. he can not be stoped. he is a ruthless killer.
he will be back.
- tyler
by bullpen116 on Sep 28, 2008 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you are wrong,
I’ll never believe anything else you say.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Helmet Mic
so that means smoooove Will Demps is getting the calls from Dicky Smith
- tyler
by bullpen116 on Sep 28, 2008 1:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
LVJ
Nice baby
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by SOLIS on Sep 28, 2008 1:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Playing like...
he’s trying to win Rhonda’s affection.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
He already lost that shit… or did he?
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by SOLIS on Sep 28, 2008 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
8 men in the box
We do not respect your QB.
by DisplacedTexan on Sep 28, 2008 1:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
we need
an anti-slant defensive play added at the half
Healthy and Turnover free 2008-09, and we win 11!
by texanphil on Sep 28, 2008 1:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Secondary
Blows goats. I have proof.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 1:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Jacques Reeves
And his apparent contractual demand to give a five yard cushion at all times is killing me.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Sep 28, 2008 1:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Bigger:
His cushion or Smoove Will Demps’?
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
His Cushion
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Sep 28, 2008 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can the Fed
Bailout our secondary?
by DisplacedTexan on Sep 28, 2008 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
He'd better...
I have a standing order for one Fred pick-six.
by Nashmeister on Sep 28, 2008 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it the coverage called
or is it frenchy?
I would think if Dicky Smith called press coverage, French would be up on the line.
- tyler
by bullpen116 on Sep 28, 2008 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
rush D looks good so far
fuck Randy Cross
by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 28, 2008 1:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Not including that fake punt
Taylor and MJD have 12 yards rushing. 12.
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 28, 2008 1:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
booth reviewed inside 2mins
not a challange.
- tyler
by bullpen116 on Sep 28, 2008 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that was either incomplete or a fumble
by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 28, 2008 1:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WTF
They blew the whistle – wtf is the point of reviewing it?
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 28, 2008 1:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He challenges...
like BFD fucks. All over the place, no idea what’s going on, and out of options too early.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
they blew it
after the texans picked it up,
so if they screwed it up, we got screwed out of 6, but we’ll keep the ball
Healthy and Turnover free 2008-09, and we win 11!
by texanphil on Sep 28, 2008 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it just me
Or is this the fastest first half in the history of the NFL?
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 28, 2008 1:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I was just...
saying that to the wife. Almost brisket time!
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was not Kubes... last two minutes is from the booth
by shiner37 on Sep 28, 2008 1:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Not As Bad As Last Week
I almost had a couple of strokes last week. Just minor incompetence from the refs so far
by kozanack on Sep 28, 2008 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the crowd is so silent
I can hear our LB’s making defensive calls
Healthy and Turnover free 2008-09, and we win 11!
by texanphil on Sep 28, 2008 1:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Mario
was held like a mofo there.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 1:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Might As Well
Put a saddle on Super Mario. He’s getting assaulted nearly every snap.
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by Tim on Sep 28, 2008 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's commend this defense
If not for the complete and utter embarrassment of horrible coaching on the fake punt, this game is not tied.
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 28, 2008 1:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Completely agree
The Defense, combined with J’Villes banged up O-line is looking good.
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by SOLIS on Sep 28, 2008 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
opposing kickers
never miss against us
Healthy and Turnover free 2008-09, and we win 11!
by texanphil on Sep 28, 2008 1:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
no way
we’re still in the game at halftime?!!!
yay us
Healthy and Turnover free 2008-09, and we win 11!
by texanphil on Sep 28, 2008 1:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Can i haz some briscuit Matt?
- tyler
by bullpen116 on Sep 28, 2008 1:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Okay then
Jack Del Rio has proven to be a great halftime coach, like Jeff Fisher. Kubes – not so much.
Coach’em up, Kubes!
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 28, 2008 1:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
10-10 at halftime, We would all have taken that going in to today
Now let’s kick their ass in the 2nd half
by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 28, 2008 1:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm gonna go get lunch
See you mofos for the 2nd half
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 28, 2008 1:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Time for a smoky smoke...
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by SOLIS on Sep 28, 2008 1:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Gotta say, I came over here because the chron format is f'd up and sucks. This is soooo much better.
by shiner37 on Sep 28, 2008 1:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Welcome
And thanks for joining. Our site caters to the fan who isn’t afraid to give adoration or admonishment to the team… Go mother fuckin’ Texans.
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by SOLIS on Sep 28, 2008 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Confidence
the first half has to be a huge confidence boost for the team. We really dominated them on defense and offense. hopefully it’s more of the same next half.
- tyler
by bullpen116 on Sep 28, 2008 1:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Second Half Thread
Is up on the main page. Let’s move the party there.
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by Tim on Sep 28, 2008 1:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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