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Open Game Day Thread: Houston v. Jacksonville

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Houston Texans @ Jacksonville Jaguars


It's difficult to imagine your Houston Texans playing any worse than they have since the 2008 season began, is it not? They're due to look like a real, live NFL team one of these days, aren't they? Could this afternoon in Jacksonville be the day? We can dream.

Enlighten all of us with your pre-game, in-game, and post-game thoughts, observations, curses, and social commentary in the Comments below. GO TEXANS!

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the best 0-2 team evar!

Prediction from marroncito:

mini texans 116 , da jags 3

- tyler

by bullpen116 on Sep 28, 2008 10:32 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Texans!

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Sep 28, 2008 10:43 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Schaub's Contract

a bit off topic but, i’ll throw this out there.
via Paul Kuharsk’s blog , check out this article about teh Schaub’s contract.
The author takes a nice jab at the comicle as well.

http://www.examiner.com/x-778-Houston-Texans-Examiner~y2008m9d23-The-truth-about-Matt-Schaubs-contract.

seems the texans are only on the hook for 3 years and 20 mill.

on a side note, i’m in the “we should play Schaub till week 8 camp.”

- tyler

by bullpen116 on Sep 28, 2008 10:39 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Here You Go

Link.

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by Tim on Sep 28, 2008 11:35 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thank You

I see Big Nasty is inactive for the Jags. Looks like they have more faith than the Texans do that he will eventually be a player. Wish he wasn’t on a division opponent, but I wish the best for Charles.

by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 28, 2008 11:40 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Prediction

Texans 28
Jaguars 13.

Go big or go home, bitches.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 11:49 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jags are down and hurt at key positions

if we don’t win, then we are not good. I still think there is a good team waiting to emerge.
Texans 23
Jags 20

by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 28, 2008 11:54 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Randy Cross

said a key to Houston victory is “score on defense.” That doesn’t say much about your O when you need the other side to score.

Then again, he’s a twit.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 11:56 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Key to victory

“Al, I believe the team that has scored more points after 4 quarters will win this encounter. Keep an eye on lineman ass-sweat, as that’s a good indicator of who’s winning the battle.”

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 28, 2008 11:59 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If the teams are tied after four quarters...

I think the team who can put some points on the board first in overtime is likely to win.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:01 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Way hot & humid today, good call

could be a game where the better conditioned team wins in the 4th quarter

by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 28, 2008 12:01 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Declined?

Jack Of The River is a gambler!

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:05 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey look~

Schaub remembered OD and AJ on back-to-back plays!!

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 28, 2008 12:05 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sup Fellas

I’ll be in an out of the LGT…. My chick has the laptop. Somehow she thinks that completing her nursing degree is more important than my blogging… The nerve.

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by SOLIS on Sep 28, 2008 12:06 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm kidding, of course.

I assume the probably-gonna-be-Mrs. Solis is a nice lady.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:15 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Signs of Life?

At least Schaub was completing his passes, I guess. But those calls on second and third down reeked of “let’s play field position.”

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Sep 28, 2008 12:08 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dear Defense

Please… for my sanity… stop someone, somewhere on third down. I’m begging you. Or I may have a total meltdown.

XOXO,
DT

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 28, 2008 12:10 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is Mario Williams

in uniform?

(Love ya, Mario, but I really need you to step up today.)

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:13 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously?!?!?!?!?

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:14 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Do we have the dumbest special teams ever?

Because it sure as shit looks like it. How do you not call TO there?

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:14 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ahahahahahahahaha

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha……

pause.

Fuck me.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 28, 2008 12:14 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow, we seriously suck

No fucking excuse for not being ready for a fake punt especially in THAT part of the field.

by HoustonDiehards on Sep 28, 2008 12:14 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's exactly what I wrote down

Why NO TO?!

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by SOLIS on Sep 28, 2008 12:15 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They all looked around

with collective thumbs up collective asses. Great. Thanks, Coach Joe. You twat.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:17 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That

Is fucking embarrassing. Great job by Petey, too, what with his attempting to strip the ball instead of just fucking wrapping the fuck up.

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by Tim on Sep 28, 2008 12:15 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Petey

is the bane of my existence. Honestly, if he died tomorrow, I could probably die happy.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:16 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No way.

He’s got that red flag glued to his belt.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:17 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Unrelated

but you have any luck with the login? I can’t get it to do it. Says I am not a SuperFan subscriber, yet I am watching the game on a SuperFan channel. Stupid D*TV

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:18 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What a waste

I mean, we actually for ONCE started off well on defense… and that. I love this team… and I hate this team.

by HoustonDiehards on Sep 28, 2008 12:17 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I love this team

and I hate specific players and coaches.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:18 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

My liver...

will never survive.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:21 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Out Coached

Did anyone else think “TIme out” ?

by TexasOutlaw on Sep 28, 2008 12:18 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I was screaming it.

Both at the TV and at my wife.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:18 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not so much.

I was shocked. Something about “great, you just woke the baby!”

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:20 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

-John

by FSBlueApocalypse on Sep 28, 2008 12:19 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Suggestion

Shut it.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Go Home

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by SOLIS on Sep 28, 2008 12:24 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Alcohol crisis

I’m not sure I’ve got enough beer in my fridge for this game.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 28, 2008 12:19 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Damnit

No one has enough beer for this team

by angus85 on Sep 28, 2008 12:20 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's why...

I went with tons of vodka.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:21 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

3 and out

A phrase we are used to

by angus85 on Sep 28, 2008 12:21 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh sure...

you go with the percentages and fail last week, so you are too pussy this week? Awesome. YAY, RESULTS-BASED THINKING!!!!

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:22 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Quick!

Turn this into a field-position game so we can then get gashed for 30-yard punt returns and 40-yard fake punts.

by Nashmeister on Sep 28, 2008 12:22 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SERIOUSLY

Our ST have never looked so bad.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:22 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's Always Something With The Texans

Schaub looks decent, so special teams are awful. Fucking awesome.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Sep 28, 2008 12:23 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

New record?

7:30 minutes into the game and the mood here has shifted into “cynical depression” already!

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 28, 2008 12:23 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow.

I make no secret that I approve of how the Texans are building a team, especially on defense.

That said, on 4th down, Jack Del Rio is completely untrustworthy. Even if it looks like a punter is on the field…

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by River City Rage on Sep 28, 2008 12:23 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yea when Randy Cross even points out they should have called a TO, you know its bad

-John

by FSBlueApocalypse on Sep 28, 2008 12:24 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Except

it didn’t even look like there was a punter!

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:25 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Punter lined up as a Tight End in that formation

Hopefully you guys at least put a licking on Podlesh.

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by River City Rage on Sep 28, 2008 12:27 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Probably not.

Our OLBs hit like girls these days.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:30 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

YES

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:25 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It is too simple to complicate

It is a KO formation, a punt formation …

Doesn’t mean that is what is going to happen.

by TexasOutlaw on Sep 28, 2008 12:25 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

3rd Down

Better refill my glass.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 28, 2008 12:27 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

your brain cells appreciate the defense

by angus85 on Sep 28, 2008 12:28 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

JJ!

Nice balance AND he held the ball!

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:28 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Careful

You might be feeling “good” things and or “optimism”… I suggest immediately numbing it with booze.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 28, 2008 12:28 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Done and done.

I’ve actually been drinking since 6AM because I was finishing a brisket.

In happier news, the brisket turned out ungodly good.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:29 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Still swinging it like a mother fucker..

But at least the point is firmly in his palm

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by SOLIS on Sep 28, 2008 12:30 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Why Is It?

That I’m terrified every time Jacoby touches the ball? Like I’m just waiting for the ball to squirt out?

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by Tim on Sep 28, 2008 12:29 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Because...

you are rational.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:30 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Defense is off to a good start

Take away that fucked up trickeration and we’d be all square.

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by SOLIS on Sep 28, 2008 12:29 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

GREAT position

to start the drive.

And Drayton Florence can blow me.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:30 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Gotta say...

I like the Schaub I am seeing so far.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:31 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Schaub

He’s had two opportunities so far to dump down to the RB, and has gone downfield… I think that’s a good sign.

by HoustonDiehards on Sep 28, 2008 12:31 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Slaton

Did an AMAZING job picking up that blitz on second down.

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by Tim on Sep 28, 2008 12:32 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dare I say it.

We really have a RB for the foreseeable future?

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:32 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Love

Super Steve.

SOLIS, you should re-run the Slaton piece if he has another big game.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:32 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Super Steve

Is there anyone on the team playing harder than he is right now? These guys need to feed off of his effort… everytime he touches the ball, he goes balls-out.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 28, 2008 12:32 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

love him

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by SOLIS on Sep 28, 2008 12:33 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Every time I watch the Texans

I go balls-out with my drinking.

Chris Taylor nearly made me lose my mind.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:33 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

YAY AND UGH!!

Gah he almost lost the ball

by HoustonDiehards on Sep 28, 2008 12:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Taylor

Came awfully close to coughing that ball up. Yikes.

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by Tim on Sep 28, 2008 12:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Did cough it up, I think...

but landed on a good bounce.

I’ll take it.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:34 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think

He didn’t know what he was supposed to do with all that open field in front of him, lol

by HoustonDiehards on Sep 28, 2008 12:34 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What's going on right now!?

I’m scared. Someone hold me – we aren’t allowed to have the ball this long.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 28, 2008 12:34 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ANDRE!

Get your damned hands up!

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:34 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WOOO!!!!

YEAH!

Offense is settled! Schaub, comfortable! (what’s happening)

by HoustonDiehards on Sep 28, 2008 12:35 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OK...

enough Taylor. I want more Super Steve.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:37 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's the second

“Brilliant” play-call so far this game. WTF

by HoustonDiehards on Sep 28, 2008 12:37 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Odds

that Kubes DOESN’T kick here?

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:38 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

In Houston?

That would hardly be rare. :)

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:38 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Too easy.

In the Netherlands however….

And the person would be so confused. “GOD THE TEXANS SUCK!” “What!?”

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 28, 2008 12:40 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ACK!

I’m from Holland! ISHN’T DAT VIERD?!?!

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh yeah?

Then tell your people to stop leaving “two fingers” of foam at the top of my fucking bear.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 28, 2008 12:42 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Here we go again.

Once you get into the red-zone, it’s important to back-track for a few plays in standard Texans fashion.

by Nashmeister on Sep 28, 2008 12:38 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sigh

Do we or do we not have Andre Johnson on this team???

by HoustonDiehards on Sep 28, 2008 12:38 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I've heard rumors...

but I don’t believe them.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:39 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's Only Nine Yards!

I know it’s fourth down, but go for it, Kubes! YOU CAN DO IT!

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by Tim on Sep 28, 2008 12:39 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not To Jinx It

But Schaub looks like the Schaub of ’07. Minus the game-ending injuries, I mean.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Sep 28, 2008 12:41 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Agreed.

Both to the point and that you might have jinxed it.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Chris:

Any luck with the login?

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:42 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nope

I get this “Our systems are temporarily unavailable. Please try again at a later time.”

by HoustonDiehards on Sep 28, 2008 12:43 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I get

“you have to be a SuperFan subscriber”. Mofo, I AM a SuperFan subscriber, as evidenced by my currently watching a SuperFan channel. I’ll call them later, damn it.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:44 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Defense

Has played 3 solid quarters. Now I have jinxed that.

by TexasOutlaw on Sep 28, 2008 12:42 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Good stop by Mario...

Any other DE and that turns into a big gain.

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by River City Rage on Sep 28, 2008 12:44 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yup.

He’s a monster.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:45 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Garrard...

was pissing down both legs knowing Mario was behind him.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:45 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That Three And Out

Was ALL Super Mario.

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by Tim on Sep 28, 2008 12:45 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I still claim...

I should have named Sophia “Maria” while LB was drugged up.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:46 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's very apparent

J-Villes O-line woes make them a shell of their former selves

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by SOLIS on Sep 28, 2008 12:47 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And I, for one...

welcome that change.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:47 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Trend

I like the Texans stuffing their run. On 1st down we actually had our guys loaded up at the line. Garrard will have to pass today . He is a manager not a playmaker.

by TexasOutlaw on Sep 28, 2008 12:47 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OD

got a nice spot on that.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:48 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OD Show

Starring OD with Slaton in blitz pickup.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:49 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OD

Came to play today, baby!

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by Tim on Sep 28, 2008 12:49 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I have

Chris Johnson and AP playing on the same fantasy team right now.

Yay, me.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:50 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh...

that team also has Cutler.

I rule.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:52 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

K-Dub

in da heezy.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:51 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Randy Cross

is he on the Jax payroll or something?

“don’t let Jeff Fisher get too far ahead of you guys”

- tyler

by bullpen116 on Sep 28, 2008 12:52 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I like what I'm seeing.

But I’m gonna need a deep-ball to Dre to really be convinced.

by Nashmeister on Sep 28, 2008 12:53 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I might...

have to get my son a Slaton jersey for Christmas.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:55 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

STEVE.

When we held the draft, I was pissed about the Brown pick (my bad), but I thought Okam and Slaton were steals. So far, I am about 2/3rds right on those guys. Just need Frank to pick it up a bit.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:54 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That

should be on a HDH t-shirt. I’d buy it.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:56 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

F-in' A

Is there anything he can’t do?

by kozanack on Sep 28, 2008 12:56 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hmmm.

I don’t think so. We should ask him about the economic crisis.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:57 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's Official

I’m in love with Steve Slaton.

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by Tim on Sep 28, 2008 12:56 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tim

feels exactly the opposite about Steve as he does about Travis.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 12:57 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You Guys All Said It

Steve is my anti-TJ.

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by Tim on Sep 28, 2008 1:00 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He was mine first

I’ll fight you damn it.

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by SOLIS on Sep 28, 2008 12:57 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Seriously...

run that article again.

Or, if you don’t care, I’d love to re-run it at DGDB&D.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 1:00 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

True

But I’ll buy him nice things and treat him right. Plus, I’ll break up with my fiance for him. Will you?

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by Tim on Sep 28, 2008 1:00 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I feel pretty safe..

ordering a Steve Slaton jersey. Sign me up.

- tyler

by bullpen116 on Sep 28, 2008 12:57 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not to tout my own horn...

But if anyone wants on the bandwagon, I fired this fucker up on draft day.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 28, 2008 12:57 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Matt - Laverneous Coles has two TDs

I don’t remember what our rec was on him.

by HoustonDiehards on Sep 28, 2008 12:58 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

A turnover

Would be fantastic right now. Come on D!

by HoustonDiehards on Sep 28, 2008 12:59 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

TOP

we have dominated so far..except on special teams. =(

- tyler

by bullpen116 on Sep 28, 2008 12:59 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Someone

should punch Coach Joe. And Petey. And Trav for good measure.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 1:01 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

After Pittsburgh and Tennessee defenses...

Schaub probably feels like he’s playing against high-schoolers right now.

by Nashmeister on Sep 28, 2008 1:00 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And...

he’s lighting them up like that.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 1:01 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SHIT

Mario was THIS close.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 1:01 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

PRAY DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by SOLIS on Sep 28, 2008 1:02 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Get Up Off That Knee, DeMeco!

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by Tim on Sep 28, 2008 1:02 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

YOU MOTHER FUCKERS BETTER BE ON YOUR KNEES....

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by SOLIS on Sep 28, 2008 1:02 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm guessing SOLIS is Catholic...

so he’ll just confess later this week.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 1:05 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Right on

Confirmed and everything…

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by SOLIS on Sep 28, 2008 1:06 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Figgered.

Takes one to know one, ya know.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 1:07 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs