Open Game Day Thread: Houston v. Jacksonville, Part Deux
by Tim on Sep 28, 2008 1:18 PM CDT
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At halftime, your Houston Texans and their embattled QB look legit. Words cannot describe how joyful I am right now, save the inappropriate questioning of Joe Marciano's lineage after that inexcusable reaction to the fake punt in the first quarter.
Keep it going, folks. Second-half game day thread is here.
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Much, much better
This time around. Maybe we are the best 0-2 team out there.
Also, I know why Kubes didn’t call time out on the fake punt. He was saving his timeout for a failed challenge.
Also, there’s a good TVants stream available at www.myp2p.us.
by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 28, 2008 1:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Somewhere...
Marroncito is smiling.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Sep 28, 2008 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heh heh..
You gotta love the cut of that guys jib…
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by SOLIS on Sep 28, 2008 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Titans just went up by 14 on the Vikings...
by shiner37 on Sep 28, 2008 1:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Who says VY isn't a winner?
He know that the Tits were better off without him, and he took himself out of the game. He just wants to help his team win.
by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 28, 2008 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The mark...
of a true team player.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kubes should talk to the refs about holding on Mario
maybe he gets a few sacks if he does not get mugged
by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 28, 2008 1:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Second half music selection:
Stone Temple Pilots…
Beats the hell out of these two jokers calling the game.
by DisplacedTexan on Sep 28, 2008 1:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
While we're chit-chatting...
Is it just my comp, or are you having to update to see the live comment updates
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by SOLIS on Sep 28, 2008 1:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Not Me Either
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Sep 28, 2008 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Billy MIller is the Saints TE
and playing well
by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 28, 2008 1:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Alright
Let’s start it off with a stop, boys.
by DisplacedTexan on Sep 28, 2008 1:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Crap.
They found our achilles heel: the entire secondary.
by Nashmeister on Sep 28, 2008 1:32 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
For fuck's sake
We’re making Jones look like a functional WR out there.
by DisplacedTexan on Sep 28, 2008 1:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Our Secondary
Could not be any worse. And Jacques is by far the worst.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Sep 28, 2008 1:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That Reeves stands out
says just how bad he really is.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What a terrible time for me to get here....
right when they score. But I’m not leaving. No matter what you guys say…..lol
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL
by Southern Lion on Sep 28, 2008 1:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Amazing...
Nice adjustments. Once again, a scrub QB looks like Unitas against us.
by Nashmeister on Sep 28, 2008 1:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We need Dunta
to get well fast!
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL
by Southern Lion on Sep 28, 2008 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Preferably
by the beginning of the fourth quarter.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Normally he couldn't catch a cold... What is up with him?
by shiner37 on Sep 28, 2008 1:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He's Got Jacques On Him
That’ll make anyone look like a fucking All-Pro.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Sep 28, 2008 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Reeves
has to be better than Petey Faggins
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL
by Southern Lion on Sep 28, 2008 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK
maybe not
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL
by Southern Lion on Sep 28, 2008 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
His Incentive Bonus
He receives a baggie of coke for every TD scored
by kozanack on Sep 28, 2008 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
very
funny Koanack
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL
by Southern Lion on Sep 28, 2008 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Smart
Now let’s march down the field and pound this bitch in.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 1:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I cringe
a little when Taylor carries for some reason. I keep thinking he’s gonna fumble.
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL
by Southern Lion on Sep 28, 2008 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
DAMN IT.
Andre and Matt cannot hook up.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 1:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thrown early.
Because of pressure.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he tops it off with the first down hand signal
- tyler
by bullpen116 on Sep 28, 2008 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And without...
David Anderson’s dance moves.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
K-WALT AGAIN!
Man that guy is money on 3rd down
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 28, 2008 1:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I got him
on 2 of my fantasy teams
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL
by Southern Lion on Sep 28, 2008 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's the white
Ed McCaffery.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wasn't Ed
caucasian too?
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL
by Southern Lion on Sep 28, 2008 1:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think Super Steve got nicked on that screen pass
Taylor is still in, yikes?
by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 28, 2008 1:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
A PI call
finally!
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL
by Southern Lion on Sep 28, 2008 1:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FLAG
Got there early, cheaterman.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 1:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Steve
saved Matt’s life there. At the last second.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 1:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He really did
I would have been okay if Steve had just tackled the defender there – that was an injury-potential hit coming, but he managed to lessen the blow. Nice job again by SS.
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 28, 2008 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He
got hit when he threw. There better be a no-call.
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL
by Southern Lion on Sep 28, 2008 1:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's what
I was just saying. Can’t hit Int. Ground. when the hit makes the ball fly funny.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Take that announcer.... stop rooting for the jags
by shiner37 on Sep 28, 2008 1:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Enberg
is usually pretty good. Randy Cross is a bonehead.
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL
by Southern Lion on Sep 28, 2008 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dick Enberg
Is awfully close to full-on senility.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Sep 28, 2008 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"bonehead"
is being too nice.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Steve's left ankle is heavily taped
by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 28, 2008 1:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We HAVE
to get a TD here.
Prediction: If we settle for three, we lose by less than four.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 1:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You're
probably right.
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL
by Southern Lion on Sep 28, 2008 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Matt
You are not fast. Stop running.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 1:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Apostrophe!!
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL
by Southern Lion on Sep 28, 2008 1:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Worried about Schaub wearing down
Lots of running – and it’s almost 100 degrees on the field, and super-humid. He might get worn down.
RED ZONE! Come on fellas!!
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 28, 2008 1:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I 2nd that
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL
by Southern Lion on Sep 28, 2008 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Drayton Florence
is a cheap girl. We still remember last year in SD, punk ass!
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 1:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Very true!
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL
by Southern Lion on Sep 28, 2008 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
K-Dub!
Andre Johnson is the greatest decoy ever.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 1:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sadly, yes.
/checks to see if “decoy WR” is worth any fantasy points
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 28, 2008 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sadly not
in any league I’m in
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL
by Southern Lion on Sep 28, 2008 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He Looks Like A Completely Different Player
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Sep 28, 2008 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
K-Dub!
And then talks shit to the JAC fans. Classy? No. But very effective.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Sep 28, 2008 1:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That implies...
The Jags fans had class on their end.
A push, I’d say.
by DisplacedTexan on Sep 28, 2008 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
We’re… um, not really in a position where we should be talking shit at this point.
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 28, 2008 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The D
needs to get a pick or fumble
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL
by Southern Lion on Sep 28, 2008 1:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yup.
Or, at minimum, a Mario sack with a three-and-out.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Would love to see that
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by SOLIS on Sep 28, 2008 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Schaub...
has taken so many hard hits today. He’s really stepping up to the plate.
- tyler
by bullpen116 on Sep 28, 2008 1:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The Schaub is looking fanstastic
Comparatively speaking of course…
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by SOLIS on Sep 28, 2008 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
o-line
hasn’t done him many favors today. through the first three games, he’s been knocked on his ass a lot and he keeps getting back up. I think we can table the ’he’s fragile’ argument.
- tyler
by bullpen116 on Sep 28, 2008 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was
a hell of a kick
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL
by Southern Lion on Sep 28, 2008 1:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Swagger
and Old Spice is an oxy-moron
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL
by Southern Lion on Sep 28, 2008 1:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That LL Cool J Old Spice commercial amuses me
For them to imply that hip black people use Old Spice… hilarious.
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 28, 2008 1:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I challenge you to an honor doo-al
- tyler
by bullpen116 on Sep 28, 2008 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm on a PC
and hope I don’t crash
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL
by Southern Lion on Sep 28, 2008 1:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Matt
email me your phone number…
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by SOLIS on Sep 28, 2008 1:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sent.
Please don’t give it to my ex-wife.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just talked to mine today
what a bitch….
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by SOLIS on Sep 28, 2008 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Indeed
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL
by Southern Lion on Sep 28, 2008 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously...
This guy was blowing lines of coke in the backseat of his car in Arkansas. Can we stop making him look like a legit WR?
by DisplacedTexan on Sep 28, 2008 1:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
To be fair...
it was the front seat. And a college town. But your point stands. :)
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy shit!
An incompletion! Things are gonna start happening to us now…
by Nashmeister on Sep 28, 2008 1:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
A Jag
completion just happened to us
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL
by Southern Lion on Sep 28, 2008 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mario.
Do Something.
I thank you in advance for your attention to this matter.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 2:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Jacques Reeves.
Is going to be the death of this defense.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 2:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Garrard 16-20.
Pretty sure most of them have been at JR.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Earl Cochran in pass coverage
/blows brains out
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 28, 2008 2:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Apparently
we’re gonns have to OUTSCORE them cause the D isn’t working
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL
by Southern Lion on Sep 28, 2008 2:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Memo To Richard Smith
The Jags seem to like the slant. Perhaps you could defend it.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Sep 28, 2008 2:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dear Tim,
What is this “slant” you speak of?
Love,
Dick
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Never use
the phrase “love Dick” on these threads.
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL
by Southern Lion on Sep 28, 2008 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What if...
I’m talking about BFD?
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's
a different matter all together…..
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL
by Southern Lion on Sep 28, 2008 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This game will be won or lost by our secondary
Our run D looks STRONG.
Frenchie and Freddie need to step it up.
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 28, 2008 2:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I REPEAT
MARIO. PLEASE DO SOMETHING NASTY AND EVIL. TO THEM.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 2:02 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Terrible Tackling
On MJD. Should be 4th and 3 now.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Sep 28, 2008 2:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Bending, complete.
Now moving on to phase 2: breaking.
by Nashmeister on Sep 28, 2008 2:03 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Kimbo Slice vs. Shamrock? Was my dad not available?
by shiner37 on Sep 28, 2008 2:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Turnover? Anyone?
Or shit – I’d take a holding call when they’re gang-raping Mario.
by DisplacedTexan on Sep 28, 2008 2:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that will happen
AFTER mario makes the pro bowl
Healthy and Turnover free 2008-09, and we win 11!
by texanphil on Sep 28, 2008 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
THIRD AND LONG COME ON DEFENSE
For fuck’s sake!!!!
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 28, 2008 2:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thanks Porter
For bailing our shit secondary out.
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 28, 2008 2:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
how about they
actually try a field goal…
please no fakes
Healthy and Turnover free 2008-09, and we win 11!
by texanphil on Sep 28, 2008 2:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey Phil
I like your sig line. I hope it comes true.
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL
by Southern Lion on Sep 28, 2008 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now
a FG instead of a TD is a plus, or a minus 4 I guess
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL
by Southern Lion on Sep 28, 2008 2:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We'll Take It
Why JAC didn’t throw a quick slant at Jacques, I’ll never know.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Sep 28, 2008 2:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He would have
dropped it
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL
by Southern Lion on Sep 28, 2008 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what's wrong with apostrophe today?
That’s two 11-yard returns. Last time he took two to the house against these chumps.
by Nashmeister on Sep 28, 2008 2:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
A shovel pass
always looks like a ceratin TO
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL
by Southern Lion on Sep 28, 2008 2:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He got
that back didn’t he?
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL
by Southern Lion on Sep 28, 2008 2:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Has Schaub
Been taking ball control lessons from Jacoby?
by kozanack on Sep 28, 2008 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
First down
KW!!!!
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL
by Southern Lion on Sep 28, 2008 2:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Walter again!
Been saying all year that he’s replaced OD as Schaub’s security blanket!
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 28, 2008 2:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nearly 4 hours to get here from houston
I want to die.
thanks to shake, I got updates.
by bigfatdrunk on Sep 28, 2008 2:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Deep-ball to dre.
It’s long overdue.
by Nashmeister on Sep 28, 2008 2:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
True That!
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL
by Southern Lion on Sep 28, 2008 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Taylor is gone for the season
by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 28, 2008 2:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yikes...
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by SOLIS on Sep 28, 2008 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chris
for us, or Fred for them?
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL
by Southern Lion on Sep 28, 2008 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
we may sign
benson after all
Healthy and Turnover free 2008-09, and we win 11!
by texanphil on Sep 28, 2008 2:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Bite
your tongue. We don’t need that drama on our team.
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL
by Southern Lion on Sep 28, 2008 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't care at this point,
Bring the mofo in.
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by SOLIS on Sep 28, 2008 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He should
be released.
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL
by Southern Lion on Sep 28, 2008 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Very funny MDC
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL
by Southern Lion on Sep 28, 2008 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if slaton gets all the carries
he’ll be hurt by week 6
Healthy and Turnover free 2008-09, and we win 11!
by texanphil on Sep 28, 2008 2:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
why was he so excited
to run out of bounds, he’s the te
Healthy and Turnover free 2008-09, and we win 11!
by texanphil on Sep 28, 2008 2:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Goddammit Jacoby
Did you guys see the way he was carrying that ball?? Has he not learned a goddamned THING this year?
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 28, 2008 2:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I pointed out to my son how bad that was
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
great job
walter!
Healthy and Turnover free 2008-09, and we win 11!
by texanphil on Sep 28, 2008 2:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Great read by Schaub on that play.
And uh… AJ is in the slot.
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 28, 2008 2:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We DON'T need
a FG, let’s get 6.
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL
by Southern Lion on Sep 28, 2008 2:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
im surprised
he knows where he is after that hit
Healthy and Turnover free 2008-09, and we win 11!
by texanphil on Sep 28, 2008 2:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ouch
He spun Steve right round baby right round.
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 28, 2008 2:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What
a catch!
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL
by Southern Lion on Sep 28, 2008 2:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
im afraid
since we don’t need a td, that well be conservative
Healthy and Turnover free 2008-09, and we win 11!
by texanphil on Sep 28, 2008 2:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I fear that every drive
Doesn’t matter where we are. Or what the score is.
by DisplacedTexan on Sep 28, 2008 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
KW
is awesome today!
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL
by Southern Lion on Sep 28, 2008 2:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
- tyler
by bullpen116 on Sep 28, 2008 2:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey, Drayton!
How does K-Dub’s ass taste?
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 2:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WOOOOOO!
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by SOLIS on Sep 28, 2008 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
revenge is a dish best served cold
and tasting like ass
by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 28, 2008 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
AWESOME!!!
I’m so fucking glad Schaub and KW look great.
But I weep that KW is apparently our #1.
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 28, 2008 2:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
K-Dub
Owns the Jags. And Sage can probably put his ballcap back on.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Sep 28, 2008 2:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Now
defense, ste up big and shut this team down.
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL
by Southern Lion on Sep 28, 2008 2:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Let's go D!!!!!
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by SOLIS on Sep 28, 2008 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's the fuck I'm talking about!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by SOLIS on Sep 28, 2008 2:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Couldn't have said it better.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We got some drinking to do
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by SOLIS on Sep 28, 2008 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I feel all warm and fuzy
The Jags must fucking hate playing us.
by DisplacedTexan on Sep 28, 2008 2:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn kick coverage has been weak today
by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 28, 2008 2:24 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Call Me Psychic
But I see a shitload of quick slants coming.
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by Tim on Sep 28, 2008 2:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Odd playcall
Why would they use that? It’s a bust of a play against us.
by DisplacedTexan on Sep 28, 2008 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously
I don’t think I’ve ever seen that play work against us. Our CBs play tight coverage.
by Nashmeister on Sep 28, 2008 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
One more stop, One more dive, WE WIN
by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 28, 2008 2:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Texans have never really had good end-of-game defense
So uh – it’s time.
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 28, 2008 2:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
holy crap!
Over 700 comments today???
by bigfatdrunk on Sep 28, 2008 2:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm stationed in Jax for three more months then going to
San Diego. The jags don’t hate playing us. They always assume that the game will be easy (at least in the media) and they always seem to think that they will smoke us. They are stupid.
by shiner37 on Sep 28, 2008 2:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Crunch time.
Time for some Hendrix.
by DisplacedTexan on Sep 28, 2008 2:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The live scoring
on my DNT league shows KW with 19 points for me and Schaub with 30. I’m up on my matchup 80-16.
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL
by Southern Lion on Sep 28, 2008 2:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wtf? the hold didn't have anything to do with the low hit???
by bigfatdrunk on Sep 28, 2008 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would
be a no-call in some other games I’ve seen this year.
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL
by Southern Lion on Sep 28, 2008 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sir.
I respectfully disagree with your shit call.
by DisplacedTexan on Sep 28, 2008 2:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That was horseshit!
If it was teh LATENESS of the hit that made it illegal, that is HORSE SHIT.
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 28, 2008 2:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dear Tim,
Please predict something good for us.
Love,
Matt
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 2:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We Hold 'Em To A FG Here
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Sep 28, 2008 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Merceds Lewis
may end up as our MVP for the game.
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL
by Southern Lion on Sep 28, 2008 2:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
3rd and long again!
Here we go!! This is HUGE!
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 28, 2008 2:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Did you guys see who was getting pressure?
Cochran!
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 28, 2008 2:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
When did
Scobee become money? I always thought he was a so-so kicker.
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL
by Southern Lion on Sep 28, 2008 2:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Look who got owned.
Fuck you, Petey.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 2:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought Mario was going to kill him
by bigfatdrunk on Sep 28, 2008 2:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Garrard 21/28.
I hate our secondary.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 2:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
A test
for our D they need to meet.
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL
by Southern Lion on Sep 28, 2008 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was a bad pass
They helped us there.
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 28, 2008 2:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ladies and Gentlemen...
Our typical butter-soft end of game defense.
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 28, 2008 2:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Garrard
is a freaking Elway against us.
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL
by Southern Lion on Sep 28, 2008 2:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Just Like
He did against PIT in the playoffs last year.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Sep 28, 2008 2:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We'd better start calling time-outs.
Cause we’re gonna need a minute to get back down the field on offense.
by Nashmeister on Sep 28, 2008 2:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's never easy, thus it's always exciting
what’s not to like about these guys?
by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 28, 2008 2:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The record?
The coaching?
The secondary?
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's when you rush three and drop leave a spy...
DAMN IT
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by SOLIS on Sep 28, 2008 2:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
No shit
Even Madden gamers know – where was the QB spy??
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 28, 2008 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So what do we do here?
Does Kubes have faith in the D to not give up a TD, or do we start using time outs?
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 28, 2008 2:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Never fails. I'm disgusted again on a sunday afternoon
by shiner37 on Sep 28, 2008 2:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Bring the house here.
four plays in a row. If they’re gonna score, let them score quickly so we can get the ball back.
by Nashmeister on Sep 28, 2008 2:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
SHIT!!!!!
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL
by Southern Lion on Sep 28, 2008 2:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That play
was run in some form like 5 straight times.
by Jersey Bill on Sep 28, 2008 2:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The DL and LB
Should be ashamed of themselves. David Garrard just destroyed them.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Sep 28, 2008 2:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We need
a return for 6.
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL
by Southern Lion on Sep 28, 2008 2:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OK
It’s time for Andre Johnson to fucking DO SOMETHING BEFORE I LOSE MY EVER-LOVING MIND!!!
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 2:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
we have nearly two full minutes
we can do this
by bigfatdrunk on Sep 28, 2008 2:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes we can
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL
by Southern Lion on Sep 28, 2008 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who are you?
And what have you done with the pessimistic BFD I know?
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Sep 28, 2008 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I BELIEVE!
And I just took a huge dump, so life is good
by bigfatdrunk on Sep 28, 2008 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Still, it's not over
Obviously… one time out though… Kris Brown is money, but he hasn’t kicked THAT many PRESSURE field goals.
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 28, 2008 2:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Field goal?
I’m not familiar with that term in this situation.
by Nashmeister on Sep 28, 2008 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also
Amobi Okoye is awful.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Sep 28, 2008 2:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Does Andre
Johnson still play for Houston?
by Jersey Bill on Sep 28, 2008 2:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
God damnit.
I think we’ve been sub 20 yard-line on every single kick-return so far.
by Nashmeister on Sep 28, 2008 2:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think so too
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL
by Southern Lion on Sep 28, 2008 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Go for the kill.
Get this in somehow.
by DisplacedTexan on Sep 28, 2008 2:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We gonna take some shots at the end-zone?
It’s a bit ballsy… But god, do you want to leave this up to a coin-flip?
by Nashmeister on Sep 28, 2008 2:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Brown
can do this!
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL
by Southern Lion on Sep 28, 2008 2:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Normally I'd be pissed.
But Schaub doesn’t exactly have a track record of great red-zone decisions.
by Nashmeister on Sep 28, 2008 2:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OT
One more chance
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL
by Southern Lion on Sep 28, 2008 2:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Man
I was so sure they were going to let us know there was a time out
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 28, 2008 2:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Kris!
Awful snap, too. You almost lost this game for us, Pittman.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Sep 28, 2008 2:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Call it.
What’s the most you ever lost in a coin toss?
by Nashmeister on Sep 28, 2008 2:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Is that right?
Enberg said that Houston’s NEVER played an OT game?
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL
by Southern Lion on Sep 28, 2008 2:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
check the coin
Healthy and Turnover free 2008-09, and we win 11!
by texanphil on Sep 28, 2008 2:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Give Del Rio
his own medicine. Onside kick?
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL
by Southern Lion on Sep 28, 2008 2:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Trying to be optimistic
But again – our end of game D always sucks shit through a straw.
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 28, 2008 2:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey Dick Smith,
Do you think Jax runs a variation of that draw at all?
by Jersey Bill on Sep 28, 2008 2:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Defense! Defense! Defense!
AND DEFEND THE FUCKING SLANT, FOR CHRISSAKES.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Sep 28, 2008 2:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
AND THE FUCKING QB DRAW!
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Sep 28, 2008 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
odds are in our favor
for a turnover
Healthy and Turnover free 2008-09, and we win 11!
by texanphil on Sep 28, 2008 2:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Any idea why TJ is playing - but Zgonina started?
I mean, other than the obvious. Has he lost his job?
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 28, 2008 2:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
stop stop stop stop.
please please please please.
by DisplacedTexan on Sep 28, 2008 2:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dear fucking god
(and by that I mean Kama).
Please let the Texans win.
by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 28, 2008 2:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The game was over when we lost the toss
But it’s official now.
by HoustonDiehards on Sep 28, 2008 2:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL
by Southern Lion on Sep 28, 2008 2:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
How big
is that piss-poor fake punt tackling?
by Jersey Bill on Sep 28, 2008 2:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
game.
because no one can fucking tackle. learn to fucking tackle you god damn fairies.
by DisplacedTexan on Sep 28, 2008 2:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Has this franchise
ever played with a sense of urgency?
by Jersey Bill on Sep 28, 2008 2:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Worst Play of DeMeco's Professional Career
He makes that tackle 9 times out of 10.
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by Tim on Sep 28, 2008 2:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
And I have to look
at that asshole in a Subway commercial.
by Jersey Bill on Sep 28, 2008 2:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I love rooting for a missed FG
Fuck.
by DisplacedTexan on Sep 28, 2008 2:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Eh.
You can spend all of your first-round picks on defensive players, but if you have a shit-ass defensive coordinator you’re still not going to stop anybody.
by Nashmeister on Sep 28, 2008 2:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Crappy
game as usual. Great talking with you guys.
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL
by Southern Lion on Sep 28, 2008 2:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
And It's Over
The defense couldn’t stop anyone in the second half, and it never should’ve gone to OT.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Sep 28, 2008 2:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh Well
At least we didn’t get the ever-loving shiat beaten out of us this week
by kozanack on Sep 28, 2008 2:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Neato.
First Tottenham. Now the Texans.
I fucking hate sports.
by DisplacedTexan on Sep 28, 2008 2:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's tough
Being a Spurs fan. Just like being a Texans fan, I guess.
by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 28, 2008 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They fit nicely
With the rest of my teams.
by DisplacedTexan on Sep 28, 2008 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
See you guys on Monday Night in December
-John
by FSBlueApocalypse on Sep 28, 2008 3:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Venting Thread
Open on the main page.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Sep 28, 2008 3:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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