Open Game Day Thread: Houston v. Jacksonville, Part Deux

This time around. Maybe we are the best 0-2 team out there.

Also, I know why Kubes didn’t call time out on the fake punt. He was saving his timeout for a failed challenge.

Also, there’s a good TVants stream available at www.myp2p.us.

maybe he gets a few sacks if he does not get mugged

Stone Temple Pilots…

Beats the hell out of these two jokers calling the game.

Is it just my comp, or are you having to update to see the live comment updates

and playing well

Let’s start it off with a stop, boys.

Jones shoved Fred.

We’re making Jones look like a functional WR out there.

Could not be any worse. And Jacques is by far the worst.

right when they score. But I’m not leaving. No matter what you guys say…..lol

Now let’s march down the field and pound this bitch in.

The man.

Andre and Matt cannot hook up.

Up In Ya Grill!

Man that guy is money on 3rd down

caucasian too?

Taylor is still in, yikes?

finally!

Got there early, cheaterman.

saved Matt’s life there. At the last second.

got hit when he threw. There better be a no-call.

to get a TD here.

Prediction: If we settle for three, we lose by less than four.

You are not fast. Stop running.

Let’s not do that again.

Lots of running – and it’s almost 100 degrees on the field, and super-humid. He might get worn down.

RED ZONE! Come on fellas!!

is a cheap girl. We still remember last year in SD, punk ass!

Andre Johnson is the greatest decoy ever.

And then talks shit to the JAC fans. Classy? No. But very effective.

needs to get a pick or fumble

has taken so many hard hits today. He’s really stepping up to the plate.

a hell of a kick

and Old Spice is an oxy-moron

For them to imply that hip black people use Old Spice… hilarious.

and hope I don’t crash

email me your phone number…

This guy was blowing lines of coke in the backseat of his car in Arkansas. Can we stop making him look like a legit WR?

Do Something.

I thank you in advance for your attention to this matter.

Is going to be the death of this defense.

 /blows brains out

we’re gonns have to OUTSCORE them cause the D isn’t working

The Jags seem to like the slant. Perhaps you could defend it.

Our run D looks STRONG.

Frenchie and Freddie need to step it up.

MARIO. PLEASE DO SOMETHING NASTY AND EVIL. TO THEM.

On MJD. Should be 4th and 3 now.

Or shit – I’d take a holding call when they’re gang-raping Mario.

For fuck’s sake!!!!

For bailing our shit secondary out.

actually try a field goal…

please no fakes

a FG instead of a TD is a plus, or a minus 4 I guess

Why JAC didn’t throw a quick slant at Jacques, I’ll never know.

always looks like a ceratin TO

that back didn’t he?

KW!!!!

Been saying all year that he’s replaced OD as Schaub’s security blanket!

I want to die.

thanks to shake, I got updates.

still a decoy

benson after all

he’ll be hurt by week 6

to run out of bounds, he’s the te

Did you guys see the way he was carrying that ball?? Has he not learned a goddamned THING this year?

walter!

And uh… AJ is in the slot.

a FG, let’s get 6.

Big time hit

Stevie…

he knows where he is after that hit

He spun Steve right round baby right round.

a catch!

since we don’t need a td, that well be conservative

is awesome today!

How does K-Dub’s ass taste?

I’m so fucking glad Schaub and KW look great.

But I weep that KW is apparently our #1.

Owns the Jags. And Sage can probably put his ballcap back on.

defense, ste up big and shut this team down.

The Jags must fucking hate playing us.

But I see a shitload of quick slants coming.

So uh – it’s time.

Over 700 comments today???

San Diego. The jags don’t hate playing us. They always assume that the game will be easy (at least in the media) and they always seem to think that they will smoke us. They are stupid.

Time for some Hendrix.

on my DNT league shows KW with 19 points for me and Schaub with 30. I’m up on my matchup 80-16.

on DelJuan

I respectfully disagree with your shit call.

If it was teh LATENESS of the hit that made it illegal, that is HORSE SHIT.

Please predict something good for us.

Love,
Matt

may end up as our MVP for the game.

Here we go!! This is HUGE!

Cochran!

Scobee become money? I always thought he was a so-so kicker.

Fuck you, Petey.

I hate our secondary.

Catch that, mon!

BIG STOP!

They helped us there.

Our typical butter-soft end of game defense.

is a freaking Elway against us.

He did against PIT in the playoffs last year.

what’s not to like about these guys?

DAMN IT

Does Kubes have faith in the D to not give up a TD, or do we start using time outs?

Time for a turnover

Mother Fucker!

was run in some form like 5 straight times.

Should be ashamed of themselves. David Garrard just destroyed them.

a return for 6.

It’s time for Andre Johnson to fucking DO SOMETHING BEFORE I LOSE MY EVER-LOVING MIND!!!

we can do this

Obviously… one time out though… Kris Brown is money, but he hasn’t kicked THAT many PRESSURE field goals.

Amobi Okoye is awful.

Johnson still play for Houston?

Come on come on.

Get this in somehow.

can do this!