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Open Game Day Thread: Houston v. Pittsburgh

Houston Texans at Pittsburgh Steelers, Sep 7, 2008 12:00 PM CDT


I'm ecstatic to report that I'm typing this from the Steel City, getting ready to watch your Houston Texans tangle with the Steelers in a few short hours. How did I manage to get myself to Pittsburgh for the season opener, you ask? Relatively easily. The good buddy (a native of Somerset, Pennsylvania) I referred to here made me a wager before last season began. He swore up and down that Ben Roethlisberger would finish in the Top Five QBs in the NFL for the following four (4) categories: (1) Wins, (2) Passing Yards, (3) QB Rating, and (4) TDs. I was not a believer, and thus a wager was born: If Big Ben finished in the Top Five for all of the aforementioned categories, I would purchase his ticket to HOU-PIT. If Roethlisberger did not, my friend would buy my ticket to HOU-PIT. Lo and behold, I won; candy from a baby. Consequently, I'm typing this entry from beautiful Pittsburgh, PA (which I'll have much more to say about in my Post-Game Breakdown).

Until then, let's kick 2008 off with all of the pomp and circumstance it deserves. Your Houston Texans face the unenviable task of opening their season by defeating a team that damn near never loses at home. But we keep the faith. With that in mind, leave your pre-game, in-game, and post-game thoughts, observations, and heresy in the Comments below. Most importantly...GO TEXANS!

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Deep Steel Blue in the Steel City

Did anyone else have trouble sleeping last night?
Finally the day is here!

Tim…have a Primanti’s and a Yuengling for me.

- tyler

by bullpen116 on Sep 7, 2008 8:52 AM CDT reply actions  

Did It

And they were by far two of the best things to come out of my weekend.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Sep 8, 2008 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

Three hours!

Three hours to kick off! Three hours! Oh sweet merciful Durga – football is finally here again.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 7, 2008 9:03 AM CDT reply actions  

To memorialize my deja vu

I saw the Texans QB (I think it was the Schaub, not sure about that tho) in his end zone flipping the ball underhanded to Slaton at the 7 who ran to the 40ish, then fumbled. AJ was blocking downfield and recovered.

Take that for what its worth. I wish I saw the scoreboard at the time!

Healthy and Turnover free 2008-09, and we win 11!

by texanphil on Sep 7, 2008 9:10 AM CDT reply actions  

houston....we have a problem;

we’re playing the steelers. welcome to 0 – 1, boys.

GO STEELERS!!!

by SE7ENS on Sep 7, 2008 9:49 AM CDT reply actions  

sticking pins in the doll

We reject the evil that is se7ens….(smell of a boiling cauldren drifts across the room)

by 1Texan on Sep 7, 2008 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

uh..yep that'll work

you were a little more direct than I was……kills flame on the gas stove, and pulls pins out of ken doll….yea se7ens what he said.

by 1Texan on Sep 7, 2008 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well...

you got two things right at least. you didn’t argue my point and you capitalized Steelers (did leave off the s, though). now as to the rest of your statement…..did you come up with it all by yourself or did you have help on it. i only ask becasue its so original and creative.

by SE7ENS on Sep 7, 2008 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

I hope for a good game today and definitely a victory for the steelers. It’s by no means a sure thing though. Just ready to see some football and hopefully a good game, and no need to taunt.

by steelguy99 on Sep 7, 2008 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm in -

And I’m out. I’m gonna be out for an hour or so… gonna take the kids to the park – cuz lord knows Daddy ain’t gonna be paying one lick of attention to the family once they get this party started.

Be back in a few. Definitely in time for gameday.

TGIS!!!!!

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by SOLIS on Sep 7, 2008 10:12 AM CDT reply actions  

Decisions decision

Do I use the picture of Mario sacking cutler? Mario crushing DeAngelo Williams? Mario abusing Reggie Bush?

For such a bust, he’s got a lot of monster pictures.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 7, 2008 10:19 AM CDT reply actions  

David Anderson promoted to 4th Wide out

poor Jacoby. he has more big play potential but Anderson was more consistent.

- tyler

by bullpen116 on Sep 7, 2008 10:43 AM CDT reply actions  

Game Day

I’ve been rocking Battle Red up and down the streets in Norway all day. It gets strange looks, but who cares…..fuggin Eurotrash hippies all over the place.

Anywho, as far as I’m concerned this is the Texans 1st Sunday night game…..mainly because I’m 7 hours ahead of CST.

Special thanks to 1Tex for continuing to rock tits on a daily basis.

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by Shake on Sep 7, 2008 10:48 AM CDT reply actions  

PS...

Someone better be posting some decent play-by-play, so that I can at least have some idea of what’s going on. Muchas gracias.

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by Shake on Sep 7, 2008 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

whacha talk'n about?

you can’t pull up the sling?

by 1Texan on Sep 7, 2008 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

Slingbox is god.

Speaking of – you’ve been rocking it for a while, right 1Tex? Any suggestions on how to keep it running as smoothly as possible but still getting some quality? I definitely have a bit of trouble watching sporting events.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 7, 2008 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hey I see it

as good as Johnnie Walker Red allows…but if you go to the top left and hit Player, then hit sling player options, then go to whichever action your system works in the best. Low , Med or High action.

by 1Texan on Sep 7, 2008 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

but

It’s not perfected yet…at least you can follow and see the good and the bad.

by 1Texan on Sep 7, 2008 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

Nope...

sent you an e-mail

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by Shake on Sep 7, 2008 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

Rocked the Carr jersey the other day

Had a Dutch guy tell me “Carr sucks – go Cowboys!” I was so dumbfounded I had no idea how to respond.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 7, 2008 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

Favre

Favre favre favre. Favre? Favre favre, favre! Favre favre favre favre favre favre.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 7, 2008 11:27 AM CDT reply actions  

Inactives via PFT

From Michael Fabiano of NFL.com, the Week One inactive players for the Texans-Steelers game:

Texans inactives: FS Dominique Barber, LB Xavier Adibi, G Kasey Studdard, OT Rashard Butler, DT Tim Bulman, DE Earl Cochran, DT Frank Okam, DB Eugene Wilson.

Steelers inactives: WR Limas Sweed, S Anthony Smith, RB Gary Russell, TE Sean McHugh, LB Bruce Davis, OT Tony Hunt, DE Orpheus Roye.

by bigfatdrunk on Sep 7, 2008 11:30 AM CDT reply actions  

Wow, bfd, you are a hunk of a man and I want to make sweet love to you

Not pleased about Zgonina over Okam or Kalu over Cochran. Downright pisses me off, in fact.

by bigfatdrunk on Sep 7, 2008 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

Okam, Cochran, & Bulman not playing today?

That blows on so many different levels.

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by Shake on Sep 7, 2008 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

So wait...

Does this mean that the Salaami is active?

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by Shake on Sep 7, 2008 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

Salaam looks like the backup at both tackles

Butler is inactive and there were only 4 tackles on the roster I think

by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 7, 2008 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

Twenty minutes~!

Oh dear Durga make it go faster. Please.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 7, 2008 11:41 AM CDT reply actions  

Nobody is predictiong the Texans to win

McClain says Texans have no chance. Both 610 guys just picked the Steelers too.

No pressure, GO TEXANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 7, 2008 11:43 AM CDT reply actions  

Our local media is awesome. nt.

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by Shake on Sep 7, 2008 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

Pancakes

What more is there to say? Chomical!

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 7, 2008 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

the Metric System kicks ass

The beers here are sold in 0.5 Liter cans, which is about 17 ounces (16.90701 if you ask an engineer). So I now vote for the metric system, if for only this reason.

OK…so…..13 more minutes to kill……Solitare rules…..

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by Shake on Sep 7, 2008 11:46 AM CDT reply actions  

Euro mini-fridge

The capacity of my fridge is apparently 16 mini-cans. Amstel 8-pack? Oh you crazy Euros! What will you think of next?

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 7, 2008 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

Where are you currently hiding out?

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by Shake on Sep 7, 2008 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

In Leiden for the year

Doing an LLM in Holland. How long you in Norway for? And yes… Shiner would make my freaking life if I could find that here. Or Magic Hat #9

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 7, 2008 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

Here 'til Friday

I’ll be swinging through the Amsterdam airport early Friday morning.

Also, I found it very interesting a few nights ago that Heineken on tap actually tastes pretty good here. I always find it to have a skunky quality in the States.

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by Shake on Sep 7, 2008 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

Very true

The Heineken on tap is actually really good. So is the Amstel for that matter – and it’s as cheap as our rough stuff on tap back home.

Though the Dutch obsession with having two fingers of foam at the top is killing me. That’s precious beer I could be drinking.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 7, 2008 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

DT

Do you have a way to watch a streaming video of the game?

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by Shake on Sep 7, 2008 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

Slingbox.

Check around for some TVants or sopcasts. They might have something – the Chinese pirate everything.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 7, 2008 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

re: Foamy

Yeah, I think that’s their equivalent of our fast food chains putting stupid amounts of ice in the cups for a soft drink.

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by Shake on Sep 7, 2008 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

PS

I miss Shiner. While this is still beer, these Euro pilsners can’t touch my ’97 at home.

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by Shake on Sep 7, 2008 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yea but this is creative

Here the name of the pilsner is Pilsner

by 1Texan on Sep 7, 2008 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah?

They call “beer”…. “bier” here… MADNESS!

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 7, 2008 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

As in "brand name"?

Those crazy El Salvadorianists are just as creative as you & I.

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by Shake on Sep 7, 2008 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

Just mere minutes away

Love it love it love it

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by SOLIS on Sep 7, 2008 11:48 AM CDT reply actions  

Overtones

This game has overtones of last year’s Carolina game…

Meaning, no one gave us a shot to win (the Panthers were picked by more than a few to go deep into the playoffs), and we stepped up and popped them in the mouth.

The one thing that Steelers have in spades is experience….

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by SOLIS on Sep 7, 2008 11:59 AM CDT reply actions  

Play by play

Shake there is a Toyota commercial on…hows that

by 1Texan on Sep 7, 2008 11:59 AM CDT reply actions  

Rub it in a little more

Wait, is it the Tundra or Camry?

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by Shake on Sep 7, 2008 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

There's Jared

They’re hiding his fat ass in bigger shirts…

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by SOLIS on Sep 7, 2008 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Its ON!!

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by SOLIS on Sep 7, 2008 12:03 PM CDT reply actions  

'Dre

Took it 8 yards deep in the endzone – out to the 20

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 7, 2008 12:04 PM CDT reply actions  

How's that for timing!

Way to go AJ

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by SOLIS on Sep 7, 2008 12:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Slaton is in

For a yard

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by SOLIS on Sep 7, 2008 12:06 PM CDT reply actions  

He'll find his hole

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by SOLIS on Sep 7, 2008 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's gross

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by Shake on Sep 7, 2008 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

GOING ON 4th!!!

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by SOLIS on Sep 7, 2008 12:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Put that big boy across

WTG Schaub!

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by SOLIS on Sep 7, 2008 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Challenge

Why not? That spot was horrible

by UofTOrange on Sep 7, 2008 12:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck it

Why not… Just don’t know if they can find enough through the film to challenge

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by SOLIS on Sep 7, 2008 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lip-sincing

Kubiak said it was bullshit – great challenge

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by SOLIS on Sep 7, 2008 12:12 PM CDT reply actions  

this is why i love football..............

and hate it at the same time. That spot was ridiculous

by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 7, 2008 12:13 PM CDT reply actions  

You still there Shake?

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by SOLIS on Sep 7, 2008 12:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Yep

We challenged? Was it successful?

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by Shake on Sep 7, 2008 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

No way

Is that not a first down

by UofTOrange on Sep 7, 2008 12:15 PM CDT reply actions  

3rd - 4

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by SOLIS on Sep 7, 2008 12:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Lost contain

Burger ran for the first

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by SOLIS on Sep 7, 2008 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gamecast

says 17 yards…..WTF?

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by Shake on Sep 7, 2008 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep

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by SOLIS on Sep 7, 2008 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

perfect throw

good coverage by reeves shrugs

by bigfatdrunk on Sep 7, 2008 12:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Reeves had good coverage...

Just got beat to the inside on the crossing pattern

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by SOLIS on Sep 7, 2008 12:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Son of a bitch...

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by SOLIS on Sep 7, 2008 12:20 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm sort of glad

I didn’t see that….7 yd run

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by Shake on Sep 7, 2008 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Remember the Panthers....

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by SOLIS on Sep 7, 2008 12:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Really tired.

Of merely HOPING we get a 3rd down stop.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 7, 2008 12:22 PM CDT reply actions  

FYI

Atlanta is up 14-0 on Detroit.

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by Shake on Sep 7, 2008 12:22 PM CDT reply actions  

My thoughts exactly

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by Shake on Sep 7, 2008 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ward

Wait, he “sealed” the corner", you mean he bear hugged him and didn’t get caught, right?

by UofTOrange on Sep 7, 2008 12:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Well...

That was a gift that we wrapped for them… I’m still pissed about those spots. Here’s hoping the team can put it out of their mind and press on.

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by SOLIS on Sep 7, 2008 12:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Why did CBS go with a RED first down marker?

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by SOLIS on Sep 7, 2008 12:27 PM CDT reply actions  

HELL YES

I’m in with streaming video baby….but the downside is for audio I have to listen to AM610

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by Shake on Sep 7, 2008 12:28 PM CDT reply actions  

First down AJ

Never get tired of hearing that.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 7, 2008 12:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Did AJ just lose his shoe?

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by Shake on Sep 7, 2008 12:28 PM CDT reply actions  

AJ is the man

What a play

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by SOLIS on Sep 7, 2008 12:28 PM CDT reply actions  

God he's good.

Seriously. AJ is just… really… fucking good.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 7, 2008 12:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Ugly sack

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by SOLIS on Sep 7, 2008 12:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah

starting to wish I hadn’t just found video

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by Shake on Sep 7, 2008 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Two sacks...

Not good not good not good

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by SOLIS on Sep 7, 2008 12:30 PM CDT reply actions  

WTF is up with these sacks?

I blame David Carr

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by Shake on Sep 7, 2008 12:31 PM CDT reply actions  

As painful as it was...

I rewound the DVR and saw Pitts lose his man…

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by SOLIS on Sep 7, 2008 12:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Awesome

good call

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by Shake on Sep 7, 2008 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

What's the flag?

Because that play physically hurt.

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by Shake on Sep 7, 2008 12:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Mario is a beast

Has someone said that yet? Wow. Just wow.

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by Shake on Sep 7, 2008 12:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Why is that not intentional grounding?

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by SOLIS on Sep 7, 2008 12:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Right

Sorry I forgot…

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by SOLIS on Sep 7, 2008 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

When do we give up on these guys

I wonder if this game stays this way do we send Richard Smith packing with Anthony Weaver and Greenwood? Cause all 3 are getting abused

by Texas Dragon on Sep 7, 2008 12:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Can't drink fast enough.

Someone spike my beer with bleach. This is killing me.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 7, 2008 12:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Ha

I just took a five gulper after that play… lord almighty

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by SOLIS on Sep 7, 2008 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Outplayed

Why is it that we look like 2006 defense all the time? Aren’t you supposed to get better not worse?

by Texas Dragon on Sep 7, 2008 12:39 PM CDT reply actions  

This is where we get them to make a mistake

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by SOLIS on Sep 7, 2008 12:40 PM CDT reply actions  

FYI

The guys on the Steeler’s blog agree with the BS spots on that 1st drive of the game.

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by Shake on Sep 7, 2008 12:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Who the hell has Miller?!

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by SOLIS on Sep 7, 2008 12:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Weaver with a nice tackle

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by SOLIS on Sep 7, 2008 12:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Jacques Reeves

Damn he had that…

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by SOLIS on Sep 7, 2008 12:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Butter rocks

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by SOLIS on Sep 7, 2008 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Covered with alge

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by SOLIS on Sep 7, 2008 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Im at bw-3

surrounded by f-ing steelers fans. i hate steelers fans, they are everywhere just like cowboy fans. If i dont’ go to jail today it will be a miracle…*chugs beer*

- tyler

by bullpen116 on Sep 7, 2008 12:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Remember the Panthers...

That will be my mantra from here on out….

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by SOLIS on Sep 7, 2008 12:46 PM CDT reply actions  

i hope

that makes you feel better solis. because i think you’re the only one.

- tyler

by bullpen116 on Sep 7, 2008 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gotta believe holmes...

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by SOLIS on Sep 7, 2008 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

closing in on 7 years of this

and ..my spirit is damaged. …but yeah im down but not out.

- tyler

by bullpen116 on Sep 7, 2008 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

IF we get a TD on this drive

…then i’ll feel a lot better.

- tyler

by bullpen116 on Sep 7, 2008 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

with the defense that was called on that play we didnt’ have a chance. richard smith is a f-ing moron.

- tyler

by bullpen116 on Sep 7, 2008 12:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Awesome.

Our secondary (and I’m looking mainly at you, Jacques Reeves) cannot tackle anyone at all.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Sep 7, 2008 12:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Man

I hope the “coffee shops” here are open on Sundays. Go Texans! punches self in face

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 7, 2008 12:48 PM CDT reply actions  

What the hell was he thinking?

Jesus tap-dancing Christ. What the flying fuck was Schaub thinking?

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 7, 2008 12:51 PM CDT reply actions  

OMG

Did Travis just hustle to make a tackle?

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by Shake on Sep 7, 2008 12:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Missed that part

Now I feel better, because I thought things were getting weird for a minute.

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by Shake on Sep 7, 2008 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck this

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by SOLIS on Sep 7, 2008 12:52 PM CDT reply actions  

At some point

I’ll root for a team that doesn’t shit all over my spirit right? Right? Anyone? No?

Ok well…. cry

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 7, 2008 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bennett is getting ABUSED

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by SOLIS on Sep 7, 2008 12:53 PM CDT reply actions  

there ya go

Ben throws into double coverage, and doesn’t throw an int

by 1Texan on Sep 7, 2008 12:53 PM CDT reply actions  

yeah....

I knew it was going to be a tough one… but GOD ALMIGHTY. Is this because I didn’t go to church today?

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by SOLIS on Sep 7, 2008 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL!!!!

thank you . i actually just laughed.
oh well , welcome to another season of just having to laugh at the fact that i’m a texan fan.

- tyler

by bullpen116 on Sep 7, 2008 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Was it just me or

did you all notice after Schaubs first sack he started to run off the field
and then it looked like he was told to go back?
just asking?

by 1Texan on Sep 7, 2008 12:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Now that you mention it

I’d hate to think that… It looked like couldn’t hear the sideline

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by SOLIS on Sep 7, 2008 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought I saw that too

I was afraid he had a concussion

Maybe a good time to try Sage?

by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 7, 2008 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll never call for Sage over Schaub

why? because I want Schaub to either prove he can be the guy or prove he’s not the guy. I think he needs a whole season at least to make a proper evaluation.

If you remember in the cowboy pre-season game he was rattled easily in the first quarter but then recovered and had a good game. he needs to step up and be a leader right here.

- tyler

by bullpen116 on Sep 7, 2008 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

i did notice that

…..That guy has a lot to prove in my mind. I won’t go any further, but just sayin. He needs to show some mental as well as physical toughness

- tyler

by bullpen116 on Sep 7, 2008 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ahman running hard

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by SOLIS on Sep 7, 2008 12:59 PM CDT reply actions  

LOVE YOU

MARIO! DEMECO! <3 <3 <3 <3!

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 7, 2008 1:03 PM CDT reply actions  

YEAH

FINALLY something to cheer about

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by SOLIS on Sep 7, 2008 1:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Ok that's it

He looks like a retard, he’s a pussy, and he can’t handle pressure..

by 1Texan on Sep 7, 2008 1:03 PM CDT reply actions  

USA USA USA

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by SOLIS on Sep 7, 2008 1:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Myers got beat bad

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by SOLIS on Sep 7, 2008 1:04 PM CDT reply actions  

The video I found is FUBAR'd right now

Did Mario cause a strip? How far did DeJesus take it?

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by Shake on Sep 7, 2008 1:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Yes and far...

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by SOLIS on Sep 7, 2008 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

to the 28

15 more on a facemask penalty to the 13

by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 7, 2008 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pitt's D

There is NO WAY it is this good

by UofTOrange on Sep 7, 2008 1:05 PM CDT reply actions  

We're overmatched...

Plain and simple.

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by SOLIS on Sep 7, 2008 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is it just me?

Or is vince young inhabiting schaub’s body today?

by BigTexBD on Sep 7, 2008 1:05 PM CDT reply actions  

You know

I’m feeling a little bad for Tim, possibly dressed Texans there today…

by 1Texan on Sep 7, 2008 1:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Coverage

Didn’t look like Slayton was the primary receiver on that one…..check-down most likely

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by Shake on Sep 7, 2008 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sorry....Green

Can’t tell the jersey numbers well on the crappy video feed

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by Shake on Sep 7, 2008 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

O

Who is calling these plays a 5 yr old? We lose yards running on 1st then lose yards running on 2nd and throw a screen to Old Man Green on 3rd? I mean how does any of that help us?

by Texas Dragon on Sep 7, 2008 1:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Shanny

Not a great start for the kid

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by SOLIS on Sep 7, 2008 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

To be fair

I think Schaub went to the dump man quick after seeing our WRs covered.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 7, 2008 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

no that would be

28 year old kyle shannahan.

- tyler

by bullpen116 on Sep 7, 2008 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

You said it

that play call was infantile. Playing scared of Schaub thowing an INT

If that’s the case, then put in Sage

by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 7, 2008 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll drink to that

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by SOLIS on Sep 7, 2008 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

I already did

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by Shake on Sep 7, 2008 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Right behind you

Another half liter should get me closer to the finish line

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by Shake on Sep 7, 2008 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

ill have one for you

and me and that other texan fan over there at the bar…ah sweet sweet Beer…i couldn’t live life as a texan fan without you.

- tyler

by bullpen116 on Sep 7, 2008 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Send one over to that guy for me...

I’ll get you on the next symposium

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by SOLIS on Sep 7, 2008 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

WE HAVE A LONG WAY TO GO

If we play this bad all season we’ll be lucky to win 3 games. Both Coordinators look lost and Schaub has gone all Radio on us

by Texas Dragon on Sep 7, 2008 1:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Radio

you made me laugh again

Thanks

by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 7, 2008 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Even the Special Teams

are making some piss-poor play calls…..we squid-kicked?

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by Shake on Sep 7, 2008 1:11 PM CDT reply actions  

mmkay

what we need here is a defensive stop before the half

by BigTexBD on Sep 7, 2008 1:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Mario

Two SACKS

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by SOLIS on Sep 7, 2008 1:12 PM CDT reply actions  

MARIO

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by Shake on Sep 7, 2008 1:13 PM CDT reply actions  

You're still lurking?

How’s the weekend?

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by Shake on Sep 7, 2008 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

How Ironic...

Mario is going to be in the running for defensive player of the week…

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by SOLIS on Sep 7, 2008 1:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Mario

he and demeco are our only hope.

- tyler

by bullpen116 on Sep 7, 2008 1:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Can he play QB?

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by SOLIS on Sep 7, 2008 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oddly

That reminds me of how Texas had Frank Okam’s partner in crime (Lokey) switch from DT to FB in goal line situations.

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by Shake on Sep 7, 2008 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

help us obi-wan

you’re our only hope.

- tyler

by bullpen116 on Sep 7, 2008 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Finally an OD sighting

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by SOLIS on Sep 7, 2008 1:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Could be worse...

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by SOLIS on Sep 7, 2008 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd take it.

It’s doable there. Defense appears to be waking up? Maybe?

Oh it’s just Mario is a fucking beast. Ok well I’ll take that too.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 7, 2008 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

A little of both

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by SOLIS on Sep 7, 2008 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Let's not lose all hope

I’m the perpetual optimist…

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by SOLIS on Sep 7, 2008 1:15 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm too pessimistic

to believe you’re an optimist

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by Shake on Sep 7, 2008 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

What kind of ass chewing is Kube capable of?

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by SOLIS on Sep 7, 2008 1:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Fly on the wall?

That would be interesting.

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by Shake on Sep 7, 2008 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

As a Spurs fan

Pop’s halftime tirades are classic… they’ve been known to make grown men cry.

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by SOLIS on Sep 7, 2008 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

"As a Spurs fan"

Well, you just slipped down a peg…

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by Shake on Sep 7, 2008 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Too much pressure

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by SOLIS on Sep 7, 2008 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're right

He’s rattled – bad. Needs an ass chewing and a pep talk.

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by SOLIS on Sep 7, 2008 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I volunteer Foomey

I hear she likes to give ass chewings…..wait, maybe I’m confusing that with something else.

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by Shake on Sep 7, 2008 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

How do I take CBS seriously?

When they open a f*ing restaurant at Pat’s stadium!

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 7, 2008 1:20 PM CDT reply actions  

our run d is solid

when pitt’s not inside our 15

by BigTexBD on Sep 7, 2008 1:20 PM CDT reply actions  

FWIW

If anyone who can’t already watch this wants to, there’s a p2p stream available at www.myp2p.us.

by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 7, 2008 1:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Thanks for the info

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by SOLIS on Sep 7, 2008 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Here's the direct link to a site showing it

http://nfl-tv.blogspot.com/2008/08/channel-14.html

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by Shake on Sep 7, 2008 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Their offense has been phenomenallhy efficient today

They are beating us even when we have great coverage

by UofTOrange on Sep 7, 2008 1:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Should have bit him too...

I’m gonna go smoke a cigarette… I need some alone time.

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by SOLIS on Sep 7, 2008 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

So....

Travis hurt his leg, and Frank is inactive today? Awesome.

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by Shake on Sep 7, 2008 1:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Just FYI

In no way do I feel like we are going to lose this game. And I have no idea why

by UofTOrange on Sep 7, 2008 1:23 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm glad you feel that way

I’ve only had that feeling twice in my life…..and once was on 01/04/06, no kidding.

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by Shake on Sep 7, 2008 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

That day was phenomenal, in every single way

I got my HD reciever in that day and hooked it up to the plasma 48 minutes before game time

by UofTOrange on Sep 7, 2008 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

On the plus side...

They’ve battered my expectations and spirit so much that it can only get better from here!

Texans football! Catch the fever! (It’s like ebola!)

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 7, 2008 1:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Well

Our D-line has been better than I thought. Particularly Mario, obv.

But our secondary seems to suck. As does our qb.

by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 7, 2008 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

halftime report

This is going to be embarrasing…

by 1Texan on Sep 7, 2008 1:28 PM CDT reply actions  

offensive key to second half:

Contain pittsburgh’s pass rush. Most of it has been blitzing by LBs; we need to get a body on them (i’m looking at you, vonta).

Our D looked much better once pitt got their 21, but is still cause for concern.

by BigTexBD on Sep 7, 2008 1:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Mario

on pace for 64 sacks

Would shatter the record

by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 7, 2008 1:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Also

Said to be writing the 5th gospel for the new testament.

Probably running to the lab right now to check on his cancer cure.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 7, 2008 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

From day one

I supported Schaub, even though I thought he looked like a dork.
I don’t see anything from him unless he has time…that’s a losing
season, in my estimation. Damn, I hoped he’d be better. I’m real worried.

by 1Texan on Sep 7, 2008 1:32 PM CDT reply actions  

He's certainly looked like an amateur

In the first half. Let’s hope he does like he did in Dallas and pulls his head out in the second.

by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 7, 2008 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

And

Has counted to infinity. Twice.

by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 7, 2008 1:33 PM CDT reply actions  

On the brightside

We are still on pace for 1Tex’s prediction of a 27-21 victory

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by SOLIS on Sep 7, 2008 1:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Buddy called from Heize

Said the rumors flying around the stadium regarding Brady are hilarious. Some people saying he shattered his leg – career ending.

Hilarity!

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 7, 2008 1:34 PM CDT reply actions  

I don't cheer for players to get injured

But I do love it when bad things happen to Bill Belichik. Karma?

by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 7, 2008 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Let's hope we don't see Big Ben in the 2nd half

May be our only hope

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by SOLIS on Sep 7, 2008 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hi Everyone!

Open Gameday Thread? Gee, I didn’t realize we were playing today. I just thought Mario was giving everyone a big F-U show for the Pro-Bowl snub.

by Jersey Bill on Sep 7, 2008 1:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Sup JB

It’s been ugly

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by SOLIS on Sep 7, 2008 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah I'll get it up

Stand fast

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by SOLIS on Sep 7, 2008 1:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Too early.

@Pitt is still a tough test – no matter how you slice it.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 7, 2008 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dunno

But it looks like their backup is in.

by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 7, 2008 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

not yet

doing that would be kubes saying to matty “we dont have faith in you”

by BigTexBD on Sep 7, 2008 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Won't matter

Sage will also only have 0.3187 seconds to drop back and throw

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by Shake on Sep 7, 2008 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Are y'all actually serious with this crap?

What about the play of the offensive line tells you that the first half was Shaub’s fault?

by UofTOrange on Sep 7, 2008 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

New Thread Started

Now.

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