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Titan fan in hell.....



Friend of mine from Nashville area sent me this:

 

A new arrival in Hell was brought before the devil. The devil
told his demon to put the man to work on a rock pile with a 20-
pound sledgehammer in 95-degree heat with 95% humidity. At the
end of the day, the devil went to see how the man was doing,
only to find him smiling and singing as he pounded rocks.

The man explained that the heat and hard labor were very similar
to those on his beloved farm back in Tennessee.

The devil told his demon to turn up the heat to 120 degrees,
with 100% humidity. At the end of the next day, the devil again
checked on the new man, and found him still happy to be sweating
and straining. The man explained that it felt like the old
days, when he had to clean out his silo in the middle of August
on his beloved farm back in Tennessee.

At that, the devil told his demon to lower the temperature for
this man to -20 degrees with a 40 mph wind. At the end of the
next day, the devil was confident that he would find the man
miserable. But, the man was instead singing louder than ever,
twirling the sledge hammer like a baton. When the devil asked
him why he was so happy, the man answered,

"Cold day in hell, the Titans must have won a football game!"


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