Swine Flu? Really?

Thanks, Anthony Hill. I now believe that Steve Slaton's struggles are the result of a heretofore undiagnosed case of swine flu. IT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING, PEOPLE!

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Great.

That’s what happens when you have unprotected sex with a cheap tranny hooker from montrose. (Disclaimer: No, Anthony Hill didn’t do that. And neither did Beefy..)

I mean of course he got aids too. The Swine Flu was just a bonus.

by Jordann on Oct 2, 2009 12:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

We’ve run the swine flu gamut in the bfd household. Anything being diagnosed as the flu these days is being de facto labeled swine flu as the seasonal flu isn’t out yet. To verify the actual sub-type strain takes three weeks.

Basically, it’s a heckuva lot like the normal flu. Outside of the urge to mount livestock, of course.

(Beef DID do that)

Note to self: Insert something witty here.

by bigfatdrunk on Oct 2, 2009 1:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Q: You really love animals, don't you??

A: If it gets cold enough.

Bacon tastes good... Pork chops taste good.

by beefy on Oct 2, 2009 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs

Rec'd

For truthfulness and for having the balls to come out of the closet.(I guess barn would be a better choice of word but i’ll keep it conventional)

by Jordann on Oct 2, 2009 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

This actually has me worried....

If a team catches it, thats basically two weeks of losses.

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related

by TexansForever on Oct 2, 2009 1:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Well, seems we've found a new excuse

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up.

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by CFHTim on Oct 2, 2009 1:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

last year we had Ike...

before that- Rita, this year- pig fever, next year ~~El Nino, 2011~~ leap year, 2012- olympics… we are set for excuses for a good while if we need um…thank heavens?

by Smittybaby on Oct 2, 2009 3:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Re: 2012

The world’s set to end in December that year, so I’m betting the Texans are sporting an undefeated record the last week of November. It’d be just like the Mayans to foil our first playoff bid.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Oct 2, 2009 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

They're probably still

Pissed about the Mayan Mindbender. Which even though it has been years since the park was demolished and I subsequently majored in history, is still the first thing that comes to mind when someone says the word “mayan”

by JimboTexan on Oct 2, 2009 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs