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Well guys/gals, I attended my 2nd Texans and it was a helluva lot better than the Buffalo game in '06. The Texans showed that they can flat dominant a game in the first half and they should that they are the Texans in the second half. When it came to the Testicular Lacerating, The Texans salvaged their own nuts and made the plays to win the game. 4-3 aint too shabby, especially after the Jets game.

Couple things made me say WTF?

Instantrage(chris) and myself arrived at the Yellow Lot around 0830. We strolled around beer(s) in hand. Hoptober, Oktoberfest, Christmas( St. Arnolds), and Fattire were the beverages of choice. We went to several tailgaters and asked about BRB, but we had no luck finding any of you guys WTF? There must be part of that Lot we didn't go to, but we got well medicated and found a guy that makes his own brew and scored free food from him as well so the Tailgating Rocked.

We were seated in the 320 section, the sunny end. These two Jack wads behind us kept getting mad and telling us to sit down until something exciting happened, WTF? They were supposedly Texans fans, but kept saying shit like, " we could see the game if you would sit down" Fuk that, I'm at my 2nd Texans game ever and Mario gets a sack on the first play and you want me to sit.....WTF? Well, we basically ignored those Asswipes, and the 2nd half pretty much kept us in our seats anyway.  Which brings me to another WTF?

When the niners were making thier comeback on our end and were in the redzone, the people on that level refused to get up and cheer and be loud! WFT? They sat there with fukin hands in lap and looked at us funny when we stood. Then when Wilson makes the int., it was like " finally we can go" and they jumped up and scurried out...WTF?

 

As for Rage and I we had a drunken blast and I called the 4-3 when we were 2-3, GOTTA KEEP IT ROLLIN' TEXANS!!!!!......

 

if not........WTF????

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hey I will be coming to town for the Colts game and have a yellow lot ticket. Maybe I will see you then.

Be judgmental about the actions of the past, be hopeful about the actions of the future. -The Homers Creed

by DaGoaT on Oct 26, 2009 8:33 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I wish....

but I’m on pace to attend 2 Texans games per decade. I will be listening to that game on the road, but I hope you have a great time.

GO TEXANS!!!!

This is the year.......

by Texanmaniac on Oct 26, 2009 8:42 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know the feeling, I live on the east coast right now so I can only treat myself to 1 game this year.

Be judgmental about the actions of the past, be hopeful about the actions of the future. -The Homers Creed

by DaGoaT on Oct 26, 2009 8:55 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

could be worse

I am in Ohio and can treat myself to, uh, zero games per year.

by cubic on Oct 26, 2009 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes

ohio is a bad place to be a texans fan

by pweco113 on Oct 27, 2009 6:08 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

to be fair

Northeast Ohio isn’t much of a better place to be a Browns fan.

by cubic on Oct 27, 2009 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Texans fans, for the most part, are of the wine and cheese crowd.

I hate it, and it’s sad – but it’s true.

It’s strange, too – because when my family and I had season tickets during the Run’n Shoot era – those crowds were rowdy, loud, and stood for prolonged amounts of time.

by HoustonDiehards on Oct 26, 2009 10:29 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I would have to agree, for alot of ‘fans’ their expectations are unrealistic 100% mistake free football, which is just not going to happen at this level. The other team gets paid to make plays too. For me of course I want them to win, but being a fan is about being entertained and supportive of the club that represents my hometown. SO much more goes into that than just “win by 40 points every game or I hate your face”. Some of the things these guys do in the community is reason enough to cheer for them imo.

Be judgmental about the actions of the past, be hopeful about the actions of the future. -The Homers Creed

by DaGoaT on Oct 26, 2009 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yep

I blame ESPN and their radical over-sensationalizing of everything sports.

They have been possibly the largest contributor to making the NFL far too pop-culture.

So you're saying that now I have to think of some witty Sig that will be applicable across all the SBN sites? Go TexanHornStroKets!

by Shake on Oct 27, 2009 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wine & Cheese?

According to Jerry Jones, we are the checkered-tablecloth crowd

by kozanack on Oct 26, 2009 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I quit attending Rockets games for that reason.

People always told me to sit down and be quiet. Even at playoff games.

You are banned from Music City Miracles.
Happy Now Tits?
You are banned from Blogging The Boys.

by CFHTim on Oct 26, 2009 12:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I've Had The Same Problem, Maniac

With people behind me telling me that I shouldn’t get up and cheer a good play. I tell those folks that they’re welcome to watch the game from the comfort of their couch if they don’t want to deal with people celebrating good plays and cheering the team on.

The sad truth is that on several levels (including but not limited to the club level, where your seats were), the people who attend the games do not live and die with the team. They’re there because it’s something to do, or they got the tickets for free, or something of that ilk. Nothing wrong with that, of course, but that malaise doesn’t give them a right to complain about those of us who think that expressing emotion at a football game is the norm and not a breach of etiquette.

Next time you’re in town, shoot me an e-mail. I’ll make it a point to find you and buy you a beer.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Oct 26, 2009 12:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Thanks Tim...

That would be awesome! I will do it for sure.

GO TEXANS!!!!

This is the year.......

by Texanmaniac on Oct 26, 2009 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ORANGE LOT PEOPLE!

It’s where the party is at!

I forgot to tell Chris where I was gonna be!

And when the briskets/chicken/sausages/fajitas/burgers/hotdogs start cooking and the scent of BBQ starts dominating the air, you just forget about everything. Your priorities goes down the shitter and is replaced the this list.

1.Texans/Beer
2.Food/Beer.
3.Beer.
4.Beer.

by Jordann on Oct 26, 2009 2:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Orange Lot is where its at.

I will have to find you guys before the MNF game.

You are banned from Music City Miracles.
Happy Now Tits?
You are banned from Blogging The Boys.

by CFHTim on Oct 26, 2009 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yea I was.

Sometimes I drive in Sunday morning’s and don’t get to tailgate. But I came in town Sat. night so I would’nt miss out on the festivities. And I took off work the Monday of the Titans game, and requested off the next day too, so I can just stay out there all day and night.

You are banned from Music City Miracles.
Happy Now Tits?
You are banned from Blogging The Boys.

by CFHTim on Oct 26, 2009 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Look for a big ass HEB Texans banner.

Im usually there tailgatin witht he HEB truck drivers.

by Jordann on Oct 26, 2009 5:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cool, I will look for you

You are banned from Music City Miracles.
Happy Now Tits?
You are banned from Blogging The Boys.

by CFHTim on Oct 26, 2009 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs


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