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Open Game Day Thread: Oakland v. Houston - 3rd Quarter

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And is it me?

Or do you want to punch the Sonic commercial people?

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by bigfatdrunk on Oct 4, 2009 1:56 PM CDT reply actions  

No.

I wanna punch the Bud Light commercial people.

by Jordann on Oct 4, 2009 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

omg that was sick

by nolander on Oct 4, 2009 1:56 PM CDT reply actions  

JaMarcus makes them one dimensional

and enables even us to stop their run

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Oct 4, 2009 1:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Nada right now

But we can see it.

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by bigfatdrunk on Oct 4, 2009 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sorry. Eating.

the prototypical BFD post

- tyler

by bullpen116 on Oct 4, 2009 1:59 PM CDT reply actions  

HAHAHA!

Bite me.

I am happy to say I’m down 15 pounds! Almost back to playing weight. Cept where there used to be muscle, it’s now beer and burgers.

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by bigfatdrunk on Oct 4, 2009 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I need to exact revenge on ESPN for this website debacle

any ideas?

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Oct 4, 2009 1:59 PM CDT reply actions  

get rid of Brett Favre

by Chris89 on Oct 4, 2009 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Film Cris Berman

Naked …and then ask for ransom?

- tyler

by bullpen116 on Oct 4, 2009 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Send them

A favr e jersey covered in blood.

by Jordann on Oct 4, 2009 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

good shit diles.

inspired play back 2 back!

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by chrisd21 on Oct 4, 2009 1:59 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

I'm not giving the pass defense anything

but our run defense looks really improved. I like it.

by cubic on Oct 4, 2009 2:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Caution.

We are playing against the raiders.

by Jordann on Oct 4, 2009 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

It literally means nothing.

I mean, we have what, NINE guys in the box?

by HoustonDiehards on Oct 4, 2009 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

exactly

they don’t have the legit threat of a passing play

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Oct 4, 2009 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Even so

the tackling looks a hell of a lot better.

by cubic on Oct 4, 2009 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

Gotta give em that.

I guess signing the Bonecrusher does pay off.

It’s like +2 Tackling when The Bonecrusher is on the sidelines.

And +4 when he’s on the field.

by Jordann on Oct 4, 2009 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

When we have the lead, Kubiak goes nuts with these conservative runs

by Chris89 on Oct 4, 2009 2:01 PM CDT reply actions  

unless the rosencopter is performed

by Chris89 on Oct 4, 2009 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

No.

No. No. No. No.

ACKKK

by Jordann on Oct 4, 2009 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't mind trying to run it...

But Andre Johnson has two (2) catches. Asomugha is good, but I won’t ever buy that you can truly shut down ‘dre. Let’s look his way a little bit more.

by Nashmeister on Oct 4, 2009 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

the third quarter with a 2 TD lead

will be a whole lot of runs, and thus, a whole lot of 3 and outs

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Oct 4, 2009 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I miss draws and screens

by shgall on Oct 4, 2009 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

next drive is huge....

we need another quick three n out.

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by chrisd21 on Oct 4, 2009 2:03 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Yeah

they need to throw it to Louis Murphy three more times.

by Jordann on Oct 4, 2009 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

yay success

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Oct 4, 2009 2:05 PM CDT reply actions  

DeMeco, bay-bee.

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by bigfatdrunk on Oct 4, 2009 2:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Demeco caused it!

by Chris89 on Oct 4, 2009 2:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Raiders D is doing well now and schaub is sucking

by Chris89 on Oct 4, 2009 2:06 PM CDT reply actions  

For some reason...

Schaub just can’t seem to figure out the Oakland defense. It’s rather frustrating. But on the bright side, it won’t be a problem if we ever make it to the post-season, because rest assured the Raiders sure as hell won’t be there.

by Nashmeister on Oct 4, 2009 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

playoffs?

playoffs?

playoffs?

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Oct 4, 2009 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

run run punt

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Oct 4, 2009 2:06 PM CDT reply actions  

this game is very

uninspired

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Oct 4, 2009 2:08 PM CDT reply actions  

DHB goin deep

our first pick?

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Oct 4, 2009 2:09 PM CDT reply actions  

kudos

special teams are stepping up this week.

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by chrisd21 on Oct 4, 2009 2:09 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

ha!

called it.

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by chrisd21 on Oct 4, 2009 2:16 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

FUCK YES CUSHING FUCK YES

by nolander on Oct 4, 2009 2:10 PM CDT reply actions  

SAFETY!!! I lived to see the Texans cause one!

by Chris89 on Oct 4, 2009 2:11 PM CDT reply actions  

if we plan on winning games this season

we have to

a. expect to win

play better with a lead

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Oct 4, 2009 2:11 PM CDT reply actions  

safety bitches!!!

by shgall on Oct 4, 2009 2:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Cushing is a beast

by Chris89 on Oct 4, 2009 2:11 PM CDT reply actions  

UFC!

cush with the judo take down!

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by chrisd21 on Oct 4, 2009 2:11 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Took him a while to take him down.

But that play made me change my views on The Kush completely.

by Jordann on Oct 4, 2009 2:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Cush looked like a pro

on that play

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Oct 4, 2009 2:12 PM CDT reply actions  

first safety since 2002, damn

by Chris89 on Oct 4, 2009 2:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow!

Cushing gets credit for the sack, but that was ALL Okoye, Smith, and Quin(!?) busting that bitch up. That was like watching a legal gang rape.

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by bigfatdrunk on Oct 4, 2009 2:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Turk

made that happen other than cushing.

by Jordann on Oct 4, 2009 2:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Say what you want about how its easy becuase of Russel. But i love the way our front 7(+1) is playing today.

by nolander on Oct 4, 2009 2:12 PM CDT reply actions  

JACOBY !!! Awesome back to back plays by Texans

by Chris89 on Oct 4, 2009 2:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Man

Only time will tell about Cushing’s durability, but I was wrong about Cushing’s ability to play

You know... for kids.

by Jake on Oct 4, 2009 2:13 PM CDT reply actions  

I'll eat crow

I didn’t like the pick, but this guy can play

by was385 on Oct 4, 2009 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

WTF, who is this we’re watching?

by shgall on Oct 4, 2009 2:13 PM CDT reply actions  

hell yeah

JJ

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Oct 4, 2009 2:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Called that shit.

Thought it would be on a punt return though.

by Nashmeister on Oct 4, 2009 2:13 PM CDT reply actions  

it was

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Oct 4, 2009 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

punted by Lechler

was it not?

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Oct 4, 2009 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, he obviously kicks it farther when he drop kicks it, but since there was no line in front, it’s considered a free kick…

by NormZinNJ on Oct 4, 2009 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

who called it? you?

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by bigfatdrunk on Oct 4, 2009 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

well, all the experts did project us to win…

by NormZinNJ on Oct 4, 2009 2:14 PM CDT reply actions  

CUSH!

GOOD CALL.

"See I belive in the beloved below the skin, so forgive me if I sin
Skimming the surface before I burrow in." Typical Cats -- Any Day
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by PinoyPride23. on Oct 4, 2009 2:14 PM CDT reply actions  

well that means

JJ will return punts the rest of the year

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Oct 4, 2009 2:14 PM CDT reply actions  

JJ!

WOW!

"See I belive in the beloved below the skin, so forgive me if I sin
Skimming the surface before I burrow in." Typical Cats -- Any Day
"Being in an online beef is like participating in the special olympics, even if you win you're still retarded."
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by PinoyPride23. on Oct 4, 2009 2:14 PM CDT reply actions  

I love that those were two team scores in a row!!

The safety was a complete effort by the d-line and Cushing… then the great blocking to spring JJ!!!

Oakland Raiders – cures what ails ya.

by HoustonDiehards on Oct 4, 2009 2:15 PM CDT reply actions  

So, what

The Raiders are to the Texans what the Texans were to the Jags?

by cubic on Oct 4, 2009 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Right

Which is why I said they cure what ails ya… and also why this win doesn’t mean much because it’s against Oakland.

by HoustonDiehards on Oct 4, 2009 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

no shit that.

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by bigfatdrunk on Oct 4, 2009 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lets get Casey

a wildcat play on the next drive

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Oct 4, 2009 2:16 PM CDT reply actions  

cushing v. fargas

Straight USC on USC crime!

by carsonwayne on Oct 4, 2009 2:17 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Uh was that a mofucking coverage sack?

by nolander on Oct 4, 2009 2:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Man Raiders suck so bad

by Chris89 on Oct 4, 2009 2:19 PM CDT reply actions  

make us look like we have a good defense

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Oct 4, 2009 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

then jacoby does that….

by NormZinNJ on Oct 4, 2009 2:20 PM CDT reply actions  

little bitch

gets waaaaay too over excited.

by Jordann on Oct 4, 2009 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

UGH

Damnit Jacoby….. that was scary

by WhiskeyR on Oct 4, 2009 2:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Damn it Jacoby, freaking reminds us every game how many times he fumbles

by Chris89 on Oct 4, 2009 2:20 PM CDT reply actions  

JJ

love / hate relationship

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Oct 4, 2009 2:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Freaking raises your blood pressure watching him play

by Chris89 on Oct 4, 2009 2:21 PM CDT reply actions  

fuck.

JJ will give u a heart attack.

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by chrisd21 on Oct 4, 2009 2:21 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Bennett

making himself useful, recovering the fumble

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Oct 4, 2009 2:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Jacoby Jones

Risk/Reward defined.

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by bigfatdrunk on Oct 4, 2009 2:21 PM CDT reply actions  

See I told yall

Bennett made a play. Recovered the fumble. Yeah!

by AllenOU on Oct 4, 2009 2:22 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

One step forward, two steps back.

The Jacoby Jones attack.

by HoustonDiehards on Oct 4, 2009 2:22 PM CDT reply actions  

ouch.

what the hell was that?

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"Being in an online beef is like participating in the special olympics, even if you win you're still retarded."
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by PinoyPride23. on Oct 4, 2009 2:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Flomax, decrease in semen, LOL

by shgall on Oct 4, 2009 2:22 PM CDT reply actions  

all the guys in that commercial are old

They probably aren’t having much sex anyway.

by cubic on Oct 4, 2009 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

and you may also bite me

:-)

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by bigfatdrunk on Oct 4, 2009 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

hey.

at least we got it back, eh?

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Skimming the surface before I burrow in." Typical Cats -- Any Day
"Being in an online beef is like participating in the special olympics, even if you win you're still retarded."
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by PinoyPride23. on Oct 4, 2009 2:23 PM CDT reply actions  

is there such a thing as aplay action draw?

by nolander on Oct 4, 2009 2:24 PM CDT reply actions  

We should adopt a new punt return formation.

Something similar to the “take a knee” formation, where you have two insurance policies behind the QB.

by Nashmeister on Oct 4, 2009 2:25 PM CDT reply actions  

As awesome as we are playing....

….it’s the Raiders.

The game isn’t so much a gauge of how good we are.

It shows how bad we AREN’T.

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related

by TexansForever on Oct 4, 2009 2:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Last year we sucked against the Raiders

by shgall on Oct 4, 2009 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who?

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related

by TexansForever on Oct 4, 2009 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would love

to see them run that same play with Andre Davis.

by Jordann on Oct 4, 2009 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

These announcers...

are gawd-awful shit.

Tasker: When the Texans beat the BESFs at home, it was a turning point in their season.

(a little later….)

Other announcer: Chris Johnson has had a great game.

Yeah, cept for the fact we’ve been picking on his ass all game.

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by bigfatdrunk on Oct 4, 2009 2:29 PM CDT reply actions  

gus is better on showtime calling fights

The Dude Abides

by battle axe of doom on Oct 4, 2009 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn Cushing is playing so hard.

by Chris89 on Oct 4, 2009 2:30 PM CDT reply actions  

fuggedaboutit!

bet 50 bucks i ever spent!!

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by chrisd21 on Oct 4, 2009 2:30 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Am I making this up?

Did Cush just try to drive JMarc’s head in the ground?

THat was bad ass! Good thing the refs missed it…

by HoustonDiehards on Oct 4, 2009 2:31 PM CDT reply actions  

What happened to Chris Brown?

by Chris89 on Oct 4, 2009 2:31 PM CDT reply actions  

he fumbled

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Oct 4, 2009 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

wasn’t slaton the fumbler

The Dude Abides

by battle axe of doom on Oct 4, 2009 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

he fumbled last game

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Oct 4, 2009 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

slaton fumbled this game

brown fumbled last game.

I’m so confused

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Oct 4, 2009 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

he was supposed to be our burner in the redzone. I guess Moats moved ahead of him or something.

by Chris89 on Oct 4, 2009 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

He is so going to be our personal foul generator...

Attitude good.

Personal Fouls lose games.

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related

by TexansForever on Oct 4, 2009 2:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Thank god they are ahead, the offense is sucking

by Chris89 on Oct 4, 2009 2:32 PM CDT reply actions  

wait a minute a.) why is schaub more scramble happy this game? b.) four sacks wtf

The Dude Abides

by battle axe of doom on Oct 4, 2009 2:32 PM CDT reply actions  

it’s HOUSTON TEXANS OFFENSE

The Dude Abides

by battle axe of doom on Oct 4, 2009 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Are they just trying to play conservatively and not turn the ball over or what? Stupid, stupid, stupid.

by cubic on Oct 4, 2009 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Turk

Academy Award Nominee – Best fake injury in a pro football game

by kozanack on Oct 4, 2009 2:35 PM CDT reply actions  

hey, funny bone hits hurt lol

by Chris89 on Oct 4, 2009 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's now a soccer player

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by bigfatdrunk on Oct 4, 2009 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

announcer said he was 260

huh?

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Oct 4, 2009 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

according to wiki he’s actually 240

The Dude Abides

by battle axe of doom on Oct 4, 2009 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd buy that

260 is bigger than Barwin

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Oct 4, 2009 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

according to wiki

im 7’1 240 pounds with a 12 pack and $300 million in my bank account.

by Jordann on Oct 4, 2009 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

give me some dough dawg

The Dude Abides

by battle axe of doom on Oct 4, 2009 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

so it took that long to decline a penalty

The Dude Abides

by battle axe of doom on Oct 4, 2009 2:35 PM CDT reply actions  

People are awful negative

Considering we’re up 29-6 and have literally more the double the yards gained.

by Bryan72076 on Oct 4, 2009 2:37 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

I would be more cheerful

 If we were actually gaining yards in the second half.

by cubic on Oct 4, 2009 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

1. the game aint over

2. the offense has shut down, like we don’t know how to play with a lead

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Oct 4, 2009 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

4th quarter thread up!

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by bigfatdrunk on Oct 4, 2009 2:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Man Pollard hits hard

by Chris89 on Oct 4, 2009 2:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Damn Ryans and Cushing are an awesome 1-2 punch

by Chris89 on Oct 4, 2009 2:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Note To Self

if you happen to meet Brian Cushing someplace, don’t pis him off

by kozanack on Oct 4, 2009 2:41 PM CDT reply actions  

I think we need him to grow his hair back and he will be even more intimidating

by Chris89 on Oct 4, 2009 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

At least he doesn’t have those gay red contacts like KVB

by shgall on Oct 4, 2009 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

How About

A shaved head and a leather face mask?

by kozanack on Oct 4, 2009 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

maybe if his last name was Lechler

by shgall on Oct 4, 2009 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was thinking, “Road Warrior.”

by kozanack on Oct 4, 2009 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Time to run a middle screen

by shgall on Oct 4, 2009 2:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Time To Put Moats Back In

I don’t know what it is, but Slayton has better luck following Moats

by kozanack on Oct 4, 2009 2:48 PM CDT reply actions  

I wouldn’t mind seeing Chris Brown a little. Give him a few touches get his confindence back.

by shgall on Oct 4, 2009 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm Not Sure...

But i think I might be able to take Schaub in a foot race

by kozanack on Oct 4, 2009 2:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Cushing meets him in the hole

by shgall on Oct 4, 2009 2:53 PM CDT reply actions  

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