1560 The Game: I Hear The Talking Of The DJ

by bigfatdrunk on Oct 8, 2009 8:27 AM CDT in News

Can't understand just what does he say?

I'll be on David Nuño's show this afternoon on 1560 The Game @ 2:30pm, completely naked, talking about your Houston Texans. Listen to me on the radio or bang it here to listen online.

Most importantly, what topic suggestions do y'all have? Turtle stacking? Blatantly gay references in Romeo and Juliet? Pros and cons of a strong dollar?

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I would like to hear

Some discussion around the synergies associated with being simultaneously big, fat, and drunk.

by -Jay on Oct 8, 2009 8:41 AM CDT via mobile reply actions

heh

It’s not as much “synergies” as it is chaos theory.

Note to self: Insert something witty here.

by bigfatdrunk on Oct 8, 2009 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions

In this case...

it probably has more concrete founding to be termed just a ‘theory’….it’s more like a law.

The true test in the life of a Texans fan is how gracefully you endure it.

by TexanKurt on Oct 8, 2009 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions

In that case

WHO plays you in a movie?

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Oct 8, 2009 12:42 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions

if we're talking big, fat, and drunk actors...

I think that list begins and ends with John Goodman.

by -Jay on Oct 8, 2009 12:52 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions

cmon.......

i was thinking more like Artie Lang?

You are banned from Music City Miracles. (twice)
You are banned from Blogging The Boys.

by chrisd21 on Oct 8, 2009 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions

My list ends with Goodman

But #1 on said list will always be George Wendt

So you're saying that now I have to think of some witty Sig that will be applicable across all the SBN sites? Go Texan Horn Stro Kets!

by Shake on Oct 9, 2009 8:09 AM CDT up reply actions

Cornerback Jacques Reeves will return this Sunday

…on a weekend when the Texans have the three-headed monster of Fitzgerald-Boldin-Breaston to deal with. Won’t Frenchy be half a step late and 6 points too short when he steps on the field?

I’m scared!

My answer: The Texans need to find a pass rush this Sunday or forget it. Is this going to be a breakout game for Antonio Smith against his former team?

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Oct 8, 2009 8:47 AM CDT reply actions

Was supposedly ready to go against the BESF’s, but they were worried about conditioning levels, then the finger… His conditioning should be up to par by this point. We’ll find out pretty quick, I’d rectum.

Bacon tastes good... Pork chops taste good.

by beefy on Oct 8, 2009 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions

I would like to hear

various suggestions for made up swear words and insults that will undoubtedly be coined while watching our secondary try to cover Boldin, Fitzgerald, and Breaston

by cubic on Oct 8, 2009 9:35 AM CDT reply actions

I develop

Torret’s syndrome during many of the games. Especially on third down. When we need 7 yds we throw a 5 yrd pass. On defense we pound ‘em down to 3rd & 20, then let ’em pick up 25 yds. I tend to color the room with profanity and ugly comments at this point – that’s why it’s an adults only environment.

by drunk dog on Oct 8, 2009 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions

Swine Flu and the flu in general

It seems likely to affect the Texans’ peformance this Sunday. I wonder if there’s a way to bottle it and distribute it throughout the Cardinals practice facility a couple days before the game. That way things will be even.

The true test in the life of a Texans fan is how gracefully you endure it.

by TexanKurt on Oct 8, 2009 10:33 AM CDT reply actions

It's more of a DRY heat...

We just need to get our players out of Houston, already. The humidity difference alone would prolly help us on the virus front, no?

Bacon tastes good... Pork chops taste good.

by beefy on Oct 8, 2009 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions

What time are you on?

Also, what do you think the secondary’s chances are for success against Arizona.

You know... for kids.

by Jake on Oct 8, 2009 12:30 PM CDT reply actions

dang

2:30. just added it.

Note to self: Insert something witty here.

by bigfatdrunk on Oct 8, 2009 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions

I think you should try to open up a topic of conversation that has affected all mankind throughout history, yet has never ever been discussed over the airwaves...

whatever that is will take some brainstorming…good luck! I bet you can do it!
Or perhaps something about awesome alternatives to the Pep Band?

by Smittybaby on Oct 8, 2009 1:25 PM CDT reply actions

discuss it...

Or tell me if anyone knows…
But why the hell didn’t Kubes challenge that damned Slaton fumble that the ground clearly (to me anyway) caused?

Bacon tastes good... Pork chops taste good.

by beefy on Oct 8, 2009 2:13 PM CDT reply actions

oh, that's easy

He wasn’t down. Doesn’t matter if the ground causes the fumble if he isn’t down. If he doesn’t fumble, he can get back up and run.

Note to self: Insert something witty here.

by bigfatdrunk on Oct 8, 2009 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions

Ah... the "C" is silent.

good point. I just never heard it in anything I read.
Keep pimpin’

Bacon tastes good... Pork chops taste good.

by beefy on Oct 8, 2009 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions

they changed "the ground can't cause a fumble"

and added “unless your own team tackles you”

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Oct 8, 2009 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions

or you're not very good at leap frog

Note to self: Insert something witty here.

by bigfatdrunk on Oct 8, 2009 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions

so I am listenin to your radio spot

I’m 20 mins behind real time right now, but no BFD. did you speak?

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Oct 8, 2009 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions

just got done about 5 ago

Note to self: Insert something witty here.

by bigfatdrunk on Oct 8, 2009 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions

you're on now

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Oct 8, 2009 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions

if you're listening

on my end, whenever I would talk, I’d get this really weird high-pitched feedback on my phone, and I couldn’t hear anything. lemme know if you pick up on that. it was ONLY when I talked for more than 3 or 4 seconds. very odd.

Note to self: Insert something witty here.

by bigfatdrunk on Oct 8, 2009 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions

I hear an echo when you talk

there’s background noise, but no feedback yet.

I can clip it and send you the audio, if you like.

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Oct 8, 2009 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions

he should have a podcast of it, but thanks!

And DOH!

Note to self: Insert something witty here.

by bigfatdrunk on Oct 8, 2009 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions

Hope I didn't embarrass us...

Not like that time in front of the girls dorm. Sheesh. I’ll never live that down.

Note to self: Insert something witty here.

by bigfatdrunk on Oct 8, 2009 2:52 PM CDT reply actions

Told you

To wear some boxers that day instead of the leopard skin bikini briefs
that you loved so much, but nooooo you said you needed to feel sexy.

So I guess it’s partly my fault too.

by Jordann on Oct 8, 2009 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions

Well, yeah it's your fault

I left em at your place and you won’t give them back

Note to self: Insert something witty here.

by bigfatdrunk on Oct 8, 2009 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions

listening issues...

I still can’t listen to these things at work, due to firewall. Rahzel (sp?) said he’d post a way for me to get around it, but I’ve never seen it. I’m not sure I care enough about any of y’all to try to listen from home. ‘specially when there’s, like, 8 hrs worth of internet porn I need to be catching up on, that I’ve missed by being at work.
Ok… 7 hrs… I do take an hour “break” for lunch on my phone’s browser.

Bacon tastes good... Pork chops taste good.

by beefy on Oct 8, 2009 3:02 PM CDT reply actions

RE: I Hear The Talking Of The DJ

Can’t understand just what does he say?

(I am old enough to remember that)

by kozanack on Oct 8, 2009 3:03 PM CDT reply actions

you old enough to remember listening to Mexican radio?

I didn’t know about it til the early 80s…when CBs became cool for a while.

Note to self: Insert something witty here.

by bigfatdrunk on Oct 8, 2009 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions

Mexican Radio Was (relatively) Popular On MTV In The 1982-1983 Timeframe

New Wave was big in Norfolk/VA Beach, where I was stationed, and we watched a lot of MTV. The song and the video were quirky, and stuck in my mind. KACC still plays the song occasionally.

by kozanack on Oct 8, 2009 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions