Good news hillbillies! Put down those squirrels, take the TV back outside to the living room and adjust that wire hanger, because HOPE** is back in Nashville!!
The article is long, with lots of poly-syllabic words and wierd (%) symbols and math, so let me break it down for you guys.
There is still hope that Vince Young can put down the prozac and pick up the pigskin! Factoring in the return of VY accuscore has released a percentage (kind of like a chance) that the Titans will win the division.
This translates into a lofty 0.1% chance that the Titans can make a run to take the division!! That's right, it's not over!!
But wait there's even better news! Even if they don't win the division, there is still a 1.1% chance that they will make the playoffs!
So don't give up just yet!
Stay tuned to this channel for what could be the greatest comeback in NFL history!
(**"HOPE" is the first step on the road to disappointment. Author not responsible for shattered dreams, mountains of despair or other associated conditions arising from dashing of "HOPE".)