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jacoby's dance.......

in case you didn't see it...

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and i thought this was pretty funny....

(posted from the silver and black site)

SABP: On a personal note, it looked like you were being held on Special Teams yesterday, right in front of the ref, but, he didn't blow the whistle. And that was only one such situation where it seemed that the "Zebras" were not calling plays for the Raiders, while they were being ticky-tack against the team (CJ getting a penalty for celebrating when he pointed to the sky, but their kick returner not getting one for doing the booty slap dance in the back of the end-zone). It is widely accepted as truth that when you come to the Raiders you must beat the other team and the guys in black and white. Is there any truth to that?

TB: First off, I love the question. Especially your description of the dance. There is really no other way to put it, and it sounds much less manly being said then when it was performed on the field. Second, the refs have to call the game as they see it. I know this weekend across the league there were some calls against defensive linemen on quarterbacks that everyone is questioning. The refs do get graded on their performance, and at the end of the day I do not think the officials purposely miss calls. The game is fast, and there is a lot going on.

 another story... grabbed from yahoo.

Raiders cornerback thinks he was flagged because of his religion

An Oakland Raiders cornerback claims he was penalized on Sunday for making a religious display while celebrating an interception

After picking off a Matt Schaub(notes) pass in the end zone, Oakland Raiders cornerback Chris Johnson celebrated by dropping to his knees and raising his arms in triumph. He was instantly flagged for an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty for excessive celebration.

Johnson later complained that he was whistled for thanking God:

"I'm just getting on my knees giving my respect to God. I don't see how that's a personal foul or anything like that."

He actually stated exactly why it's a personal foul in the first sentence and the reasoning has nothing to do with religion. A rule instituted in 2006 prohibits NFL players from celebrating in the end zone by "going to the ground to celebrate a touchdown or using the ball as a prop." The instant Johnson fell to his knees he violated the rule. After he did that, Johnson could have read scripture, done a silent prayer or helped an old lady across the street and it wouldn't have mattered. (And, incidentally, it looks a lot more like Johnson is asking the heavens to praise him, rather than the other way around.)

So, there is no religion controversy here (despite attempts to start one by some Bay Area bloggers), but there is still an issue, namely that the NFL's touchdown celebration rules are inconsistently enforced and completely hypocritical.

It's not OK for Johnson to go to the ground in celebration/prayer after an interception, but Jared Allen(notes) can fall to his knees during his lame sack dance? And the Lambeau Leap is fine, but players can't coordinate a touchdown high five? And what's the difference if a player raises his arms in triumph while on a knee but not while standing on two feet?

I'm loathe to defend a guy who obnoxiously celebrates an interception in a game in which his team is down by 13 points, but Johnson is correct in that there's no reason getting on his knees should be a personal foul. But it's not the fault of the official who flagged him, it's the fault of the NFL owners who voted three years ago to restrict celebrations.

Update: Over at Yardbaker, Alana G dug up an old video clip featuring the NFL's vice-president of officiating explaining that a player is allowed to drop to his knees if it's in prayer. Mike Pereira told the NFL Network last year that there would be an exception to the "going to the ground" rule for players who did so to "praise the lord". He said he'd allowed this because he didn't want to be "struck by lightning".

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dancing in the endzone. its.....
showboatin'. has no place in the league.
5 votes
fun. i enjoy watching it.
40 votes

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I think it’s entirely ridiculous that any player thinks they have the right to express themselves on the field. Football is a team game. Would Vince Lombardi do the butt-slap dance? NO! And we should set our social mores to old men from the 1960s dagnabbit!

To make it clear, the above is sarcasm. I mean, look at the 20 minute celebrations in soccer. Are you going to try and tell me those are sane?

The penalty on Chris Johnson was a joke (as are his play-recognition skills). Cracking down on the Chad Johnsons and Joe Horns? Really. Is this what’s important? Cutting out fun? Do we really need to be the No Fun League?

Yes, I think a line needs to be drawn. A Riverdance celebration out of BASEketball would be too far.

If the league wants to talk about dangerous elements, let’s take steps to protect players and keep them from having brain damage. That would be great. But, it’s a helluva lot easier to enforce celebration penalties than it is worry about the health of players.

Note to self: Insert something witty here.

by bigfatdrunk on Oct 8, 2009 12:31 PM CDT reply actions  

good point.

i love em all. touchdown dances have been a part of the NFL ever since… well ever since. remember the electric slide? or the icky shuffle? i think the Joe Horn cell phone deal is what did it. that was RETARDED. and there always has to be ONE to mess it up for the group, right? my alltime favorite endzone dancer? aint even close. this guy here……

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by chrisd21 on Oct 8, 2009 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

And remember...

It was our own Billy “White Shoes” Johnson who started the whole thing with his Funky Chicken.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQsVNcqiSkI (#3)

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by bigfatdrunk on Oct 8, 2009 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol!

that squirrel dance is GAY as SHIT.

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by chrisd21 on Oct 8, 2009 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

lmao......

@ booty slap dance. it was so much more than that! lemme break it down for you.
1. he shows us how FOINE this chik is. (curves out the ASSSSSSSSS!)
2. he smacks that ass like she stole sumthin.
3. he looks as if he’s starting a car…
4. the fire hydrant!
and there you have it…. JJ’s dance. broken down into 4 acts. lol

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by chrisd21 on Oct 8, 2009 2:04 PM CDT reply actions  

I like the TD dances

The NFL should let the team celebrate, do all kinds of dances… who cares. This is entertainment and the fans like it (for the most part).

by wasteph on Oct 8, 2009 4:34 PM CDT reply actions  

good

i like it

apparently Chad 85 hasa a “Talledega Nights” TD Dance this week

by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Oct 8, 2009 10:44 PM CDT reply actions  

If you're willing to admit it...

I’d love to know who the only “no” vote is and why.

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by bigfatdrunk on Oct 8, 2009 11:03 PM CDT reply actions  

The squirrel dance is the best.

To bad Kelley Washington won’t be scoring any touchdowns anytime soon.

by Jordann on Oct 9, 2009 10:48 AM CDT reply actions  

So that's why...

My dad asked me why the call on CJ and not Jacoby. I was wondering what the discrepancy was. Going to the ground. That’s just plain dumb.
I miss the electric slide. That was hard to beat.

The true test in the life of a Texans fan is how gracefully you endure it.

by TexanKurt on Oct 9, 2009 1:05 PM CDT reply actions  

I wonder if this would get a flag...

This celebration would be interesting to see….

Ok, so I have no idea what the fudge that was….Really, my brain can’t rationalize that…..I feel dirty though and it makes me want to end it all.

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by TexansForever on Oct 9, 2009 1:25 PM CDT reply actions  

wow.

that was even GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYER than the squirrel dance.

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by chrisd21 on Oct 9, 2009 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ya...I dont have words to describe how wrong that is...

Don’t you feel like you need a shower after watching thhat?

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related

by TexansForever on Oct 9, 2009 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh dude

you are sooooo fired.

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by bigfatdrunk on Oct 9, 2009 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

rofl

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related

by TexansForever on Oct 9, 2009 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey, Chris!

I love the Britt pick. But can you leave that guy out of it next time?

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by bigfatdrunk on Oct 9, 2009 4:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Adding a caveat

When you make a tackle 15 yards downfield, giving up a first, it’s not the time to celebrate. Mmmmkay?

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by bigfatdrunk on Oct 11, 2009 2:45 PM CDT reply actions  

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