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Almost a week later, Dallas Clark continues to hurt the Texans.

9 months ago Brb_tiny Tim 21 comments 0 recs  | 

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Rec’d for comedy and rising from the dead to comment.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Nov 14, 2009 8:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Turned that shit green.

So you’ve gone form head blog master to a man full of one-liners.

It’s all BFD’s fault. I told you that Beefy would’ve been a better pet.

by Jordann on Nov 15, 2009 1:58 AM CST up reply actions  

No gripe, really.

It’s against the rules, fine. Either way, that hit was worth every penny. If he doesn’t lay the wood like that, it’s a catch anyways. And if you let the opposing team get away with pussing around the middle of the field, you’re in for a long day. I want us to do that to every team that tries to play finesse with us. Well-played, Wilson.

by Nashmeister on Nov 15, 2009 2:33 AM CST reply actions  

The fact that...

this team is starting to get fines for hits and fights is proof that we got some badasses!

I love it!

GO TEXANS!!!!

This is the year.......

by Texanmaniac on Nov 15, 2009 4:46 AM CST reply actions  

Yep

Good call. It hurts the wallet for Eugene, but he can wear that as a badge of honor. Other teams are paying attention, to be sure.

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Nov 15, 2009 8:30 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

It is just a warmup

for MNF.

Just wait. Its gonna be an expensive week.

Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.

by texanphil on Nov 15, 2009 9:13 AM CST reply actions  

I hope the bonecrusher was taking notes.

I’d love to see Chris Johnson find out what it’s like to actually get hit by a defender in the NFL.

by Nashmeister on Nov 15, 2009 10:12 AM CST up reply actions  

I hate that guy...

so much. I mean, I hate all BESFs, but he’s second only to VY in Titan players I would like to see sodomized with white-hot rebar.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Nov 15, 2009 11:53 AM CST up reply actions  

nonetheless

Can we recreate this “hit” for a Madden 10 commercial and then have Dallas Clark whine about it?

by grungedave on Nov 15, 2009 10:20 AM CST reply actions  

That gives me an idea...

Madden should really have a “bitch” factor in player ratings. Factor in stuff like “if you don’t throw to TO three times in the first quarter, he pouts and sucks in the second half” and “if you get within two yards of Tom Brady, he screams for roughing the passer.”

I assume they are already working on a “percentage greater than Jesus” rating, just so Patrick Willis can get the only 100.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Nov 15, 2009 11:53 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Jesus?

No worries… Tim Tebow will be in the game next season.

by grungedave on Nov 15, 2009 12:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Deep thought

VY will be a better pro QB than Teboner.

Note to self: Insert something witty here.

by bigfatdrunk on Nov 15, 2009 12:11 PM CST up reply actions  

That's the first time

“deep thought” and “VY” have ever been used in the same post.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Nov 15, 2009 12:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes, but...

Tebow IS Jesus. Which means he’s still no Patrick Willis.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Nov 15, 2009 12:17 PM CST up reply actions  

it also means

That someone (maybe the Texans?) will crucify him on the field. I’m okay with that.

by grungedave on Nov 15, 2009 1:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Bernard Pollard

would make a great Pontius Pilate.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Nov 15, 2009 1:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Wait

So now we’re the Jews of the NFL?

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Nov 16, 2009 8:39 AM CST up reply actions  

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