Update: BRB Tailgate For Monday Night Football (11/23/09)
Judging from the response to the initial call to action, the inaugural BRB Tailgate just might happen. The details:
DATE: Monday, November 23, 2009.
TIME: 4 p.m. CST.
WHERE: Orange Lot of Reliant Stadium.
WHAT TO BRING: Food and Drink.
The purpose of this post is to gauge who can bring various tailgating essentials--coolers, ice, chairs, grill, tent (if anyone has one), etc. Many of us are going to be parking in another lot and walking over to the Orange Lot, and lugging that sort of stuff through Reliant Park isn't very practical. What would be ideal, of course, is for those attendees who are planning on parking in the Orange Lot to step up and volunteer to bring that stuff. If you've got an Orange Lot pass and are up for contributing to the cause in the form of cooler space, ice, chairs, and the like, please commit in the Comments below.
An additional question for the Orange Lot parkers...what time can you arrive? If we're aiming for the area targeted in Texans-Brocos' map(s), we're going to have to have several vehicles lined up and ready to go when the lot opens (presumably at 3:30 p.m.). Is anyone up for that? If not, we'll simply have to grab whatever space we can when enough of our vehicles arrive.
Any other issues or concerns? Raise 'em in the Comments.
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Is it clothing optional?
I still don’t know my status for a trip. Sadly. I hate my job.
Note to self: Insert something witty here.
by bigfatdrunk on Nov 16, 2009 2:46 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
sigh
And I think I officially just lost it. Damn.
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by bigfatdrunk on Nov 16, 2009 3:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
my trip to Houston for the wackiness
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by bigfatdrunk on Nov 16, 2009 3:26 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Glad to hear it wasn't "lost your job bad"
Though I do see how you could be dissapointed at missing your “special time” with MDC
You can't fix Dumb
by Texans-Brocos on Nov 16, 2009 3:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
sorry to hear it, cheech.
Bacon tastes good... Pork chops taste good.
by beefy on Nov 16, 2009 3:32 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
well...
I might now be able to go. My life is more manic-depressive than the Texans!
Note to self: Insert something witty here.
by bigfatdrunk on Nov 16, 2009 3:42 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Well, you CAN'T come now...
I’ve already paid for your replacement!!
Bacon tastes good... Pork chops taste good.
by beefy on Nov 16, 2009 4:34 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Any truth?
To what someone posted previously about the BESF’s possibly wearing oil derricks on MNF? That has preoccupied my day and I can’t shake the thought of those fucks (at least the biggest fuck) having the gall to show up in our house sporting luv ya blue.
"So I got that goin' for me, which is nice." ~ Carl Spackler
by LoneSpot on Nov 16, 2009 3:33 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Haven't Seen That Confirmed Anywhere
I was also under the impression that the AFL uniforms are only put into play when both teams playing the game were AFL franchises.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Nov 16, 2009 3:34 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Yes.
And the uniforms have to be approved by the league when the schedule is released (or shortly thereafter).
The 2 “old school” uni’s have been used by the BE-SF’s and against former AFL teams.
Now, Bud might show up with a bird or two, before he joins Al Davis in the dementia stable of NFL owners?
by Xetuoh on Nov 16, 2009 3:39 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not sure this is entirely true
because the Chiefs (an AFL team, formerly the Dallas Texans) wore their throwbacks against the Dallas Cowboys (who I’m pretty sure weren’t ever in the AFL). I do think they have to be pre-approved though, so I don’t think they’ll be able to wear them.
On the other hand, I’m not sure what the punishment would be if they just showed up wearing the oil derricks. It could be forfeiture, but more likely just a fine. If it was just a fine, I could see Beelzebub ponying up the cash to stick to Houston.
by Tailgate Andy on Nov 16, 2009 3:43 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
My thoughts exactly.
"So I got that goin' for me, which is nice." ~ Carl Spackler
by LoneSpot on Nov 16, 2009 3:48 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
KC - Dallas
was a case of the old vs. the new. Just like Monday Night. Besides, does anyone know what the “scheduled” BESF uniforms are for MNF? I can’t find that anywhere. On another note, the Texans web site kicks their web sites ass. Yet another reason to be thankful for Bob McNair. /sign of the cross /kiss hand /point to sky.
"So I got that goin' for me, which is nice." ~ Carl Spackler
by LoneSpot on Nov 16, 2009 3:52 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
No chest pound in there?
Weak sauce.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Nov 19, 2009 8:46 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I can see the Texans beating them 72-3...
And crippling CJ and VY both if they show up in those unis..
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
by TexansForever on Nov 16, 2009 4:16 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Only if the team beats me to it.
Note to self: Insert something witty here.
by bigfatdrunk on Nov 16, 2009 4:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I did find this
Looks like a no go for the derricks on MNF?
"So I got that goin' for me, which is nice." ~ Carl Spackler
by LoneSpot on Nov 16, 2009 4:27 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Sadly. I hate my job.
Nobody ever says “Gladly, I hate my job” do they?
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL
by Southern Lion on Nov 16, 2009 3:39 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Sadly Guys......
But the Titans are going to win…….. I am a Titans fan :)
The Texans are good, but we are healthy again. It’s over
by OmiDog101 on Nov 16, 2009 4:03 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
You were healthy before
…and lost in your house. What other excuse ya got for this ending up any differently? VY just wins?
"So I got that goin' for me, which is nice." ~ Carl Spackler
by LoneSpot on Nov 16, 2009 4:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Were you healthy last year on Monday Night Football?
Just wondering…
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
by TexansForever on Nov 16, 2009 4:17 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Or 59-0?
Note to self: Insert something witty here.
by bigfatdrunk on Nov 16, 2009 4:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Last year on MNF?
When we played the Colts? Yeah, we were healthy. That would be why we won…
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by Aditya T (smashville) on Nov 16, 2009 5:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I don't remember the BESF's not being healthy this year
at least not physically. Who/what has been hurt? Vodka’s drinking arm? VY’s crying hands?
"So I got that goin' for me, which is nice." ~ Carl Spackler
by LoneSpot on Nov 16, 2009 4:33 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
They were suffering from bruised ego's in the first 6 games.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
by TexansForever on Nov 16, 2009 4:37 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
um
actually our two starting CBs, our starting DE and our starting nickelback were all out before the bye week.
"We really feel like we can go 10-0 in these last ten games...we’re trying to do something nobody has ever done." Chris Johnson
"This is the only building in the NHL that the fans get up and cheer for no apparent reason just to support us." - Dan Ellis
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by Aditya T (smashville) on Nov 16, 2009 5:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
When we beat your the first time? I remember fuckface being on the field playing corner. I remember fuckface 2(the other corner) and fuckface 3(the fs) getting beat early and often.
by nolander on Nov 16, 2009 5:47 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
well you see,
our starting CB when we played you was Nick Harper. That’s as good as having no one on the field. He gets my nomination for most worthless NFL player. Now our starting corner is Rod Hood. He has 3 consecutive ints in his three games he has played for us.
"We really feel like we can go 10-0 in these last ten games...we’re trying to do something nobody has ever done." Chris Johnson
"This is the only building in the NHL that the fans get up and cheer for no apparent reason just to support us." - Dan Ellis
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by Aditya T (smashville) on Nov 16, 2009 5:57 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
lol
REC’D!
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by Mike Kerns on Nov 17, 2009 8:07 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
As was your manhood.
We’ll see if you really have it back. These aren’t the Texans you guys are used to seeing.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 17, 2009 4:52 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
have fun against our #1 run D
and schaub is going to eat yall’s D alive.
"We don't need refs, but i guess white guys need something to do."- Charles Barkley
by Rockets 4 Life on Nov 16, 2009 10:26 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Were you healthy
in Week 2, when our team beat you in your own house, despite having a defense choreographed by Benny Hill?
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Nov 19, 2009 8:47 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
*Cue Benny Hill Soundtrack*
With a dancing paper cut out of Frank Bush and his bow tie.
by Jordann on Nov 20, 2009 10:01 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I can bring CHAIRS if I can find a reasonably priced Orange Lot Pass.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
by TexansForever on Nov 16, 2009 4:18 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I will bring a cooler with Ice and my grill
Also I can and will show up when the gates open. Has anyone considered a pony keg or 2 of our favorites so that people don’t have to carry beer all the way across the stadium. We could all just throw in a $10 or something to help? Just a thought
You can't fix Dumb
by Texans-Brocos on Nov 16, 2009 4:54 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
PS Grill has plenty of space but if you want
Veggy burgers you will have to bring your own grill as don’t want soy products contaminating my meat.
You can't fix Dumb
by Texans-Brocos on Nov 16, 2009 4:55 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Two Coolers (maybe more)
I’ll have two coolers stocked with ice for anyone needing space for beverages. I’ll be pining for chairs from some of my buds, so hopefully that will work out. What would the group think of having a beer pong table out there? I’ve got a bud who has one that folds up into a suitcase that I could probably convince to let me borrow for the game…just trying to pull my weight.
by Texans 'Til I Die on Nov 16, 2009 5:11 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Re: Beer Pong Table
Sounds like a fine idea, provided there’s room for it.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Nov 17, 2009 8:40 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
beer pong...
Outdoors, in the wind? Do you guys really need a reason to drink this badly?
Bacon tastes good... Pork chops taste good.
by beefy on Nov 17, 2009 10:09 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Competition + drinking
Since we are all sports fans that enjoy competition, and it seems that drinking has lots of support on this board, I figured beer pong would be a good combination. If it’s too windy, flip cup or other games work. Either way, just figured I’d throw it out there to gauge interest.
And trust me I have all the reasons I need to drink (finish med school tests that day + severe hatred of the opposing team + MNF), I don’t NEED another one…just want one.
7 days and counting…
by Texans 'Til I Die on Nov 17, 2009 4:04 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Sounds like a reasonable idea
You can't fix Dumb
by Texans-Brocos on Nov 17, 2009 4:14 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, I have no problem with GAMES at all!
Just thought I’d point out that it might be windy.
Quarters is a pretty wind-resistant game.
Bacon tastes good... Pork chops taste good.
by beefy on Nov 18, 2009 11:50 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Be sure to DVR the game.
You boys won’t remember shit. /speaking from experience
"So I got that goin' for me, which is nice." ~ Carl Spackler
by LoneSpot on Nov 18, 2009 12:23 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Could always do beer pong
with a golf ball, I guess.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Nov 19, 2009 8:48 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm down to get there at 3:30.
I will bring two more coolers and ice, as well. I will also have my friend Matt with me, he is a TIT fan so don’t hold it against me when you see me with a guy in a VY jersey, he can tell you guys that VY is just a winner.
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by CFHTim on Nov 16, 2009 6:33 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
not to bring you down or anything
but VY hasn’t played a legit team like us. bills are shit, 49ers can either kill you or be killed and the jags are much of the same. we are somewhat streaky but not as much as those teams. plus 2/3 of those games was at home. texans got this one.
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by Rockets 4 Life on Nov 16, 2009 10:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
fuck fuck fuck
Well, I guess y’all can just wave to the plane that will fly overhead around halftime of the game… as I will be returning from Vegas (hopefully with some money left).
by grungedave on Nov 17, 2009 1:14 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Bengal Fan here again
We are riding high. But I also have to say You Dey. You guys are Bengal Killers. I hope I don’t see you guys in the playoffs.
by Danimal, Destroyer of Worlds on Nov 17, 2009 3:38 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
I can't get an Orange Lot pass
I’m not willing to pay $100 for one when I already have a Yellow Lot pass, so I will be walking over. But I will be on vacation, so I should be there rather early. My cooler has wheels, so I will be rolling over with some Beer.
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by Mike Kerns on Nov 17, 2009 8:03 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Current Head Count
1. TexansForever
2. chrisd21
3. -Jay
4. CFHTim
5. WhiskeyR
6. Smittybaby
7. Texans-Brocos
8. Texans ’Til I Die
9. Tim
10. BFD
11. Beefy
12. MDC (cholera permitting)
13. Mike Kerns
14. Jordann
15. Jake
16. WakePhil
17. Rip Jersey
18. Tex Vet
19. MadMartygan
20. Corn on the Schaub
21. Women B. Shoppin’
22. socctty
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Nov 17, 2009 8:39 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
"(cholera permitting)"
It never ceases to amuse you, does it?
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Nov 19, 2009 8:49 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
No
No, it does not.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Nov 19, 2009 8:53 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
This joke will never die.
Ever.
"Because you cant read. Get lost looser." - Mcnair2VY
by bigfatdrunk on Nov 19, 2009 10:04 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Women B. Shoppin'
Still my favorite SBN handle EVER.
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by HoustonDiehards on Nov 19, 2009 11:04 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I will probably show up with a coozy!
There is so much food and drink around. Sustenance should not be an issue…I might bring a chair.
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
by Rip Jersey on Nov 17, 2009 9:18 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
wish i were there
i live within 3-5 miles of stadium, but SADLY, I do not have a ticket. Sadly, I don’t much love my job either, but it pays the bills for me, my ex-wife and 2 girls…
meaningful football games in '08...MAKE THAT 09
by do on Nov 17, 2009 9:54 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Just walk in and tailgate
It’s free and permitted. Word on the street is that there are plenty of folks that hang out in the parking lot during the game anyway.
by ~Buck on Nov 17, 2009 10:11 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Just go to enjoy the tailgating.
It’s free to walk into the parking lots.
You are banned from Music City Miracles.
Happy Now Tits?
You are banned from Blogging The Boys.
by CFHTim on Nov 17, 2009 2:06 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
OK so if we want to CONVOY in, we need to meet up somewhere, like say the Pappasito's parking lot at around 3:00 or so and then go over together so we can get parking together.
thoughts?
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
by TexansForever on Nov 17, 2009 11:03 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
I'm in for forming a convoy at Papa's
You can't fix Dumb
by Texans-Brocos on Nov 17, 2009 11:22 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Pappasito's Convoy
I think that’s a great idea. I’ll be walking into the Orange Lot, so I won’t be convoying in, but meeting at that Pappasito’s right across 610 from Reliant sounds like a perfect rallying point for those with parking passes.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Nov 18, 2009 3:53 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Meet you there
I’ll be walking in, but I’ll be there with y’all
by Tex Vet on Nov 17, 2009 12:24 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Here's a thought:
Have this be bfd on top of one of the cars:

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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 17, 2009 11:11 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
That would kick ass
Note to self: Insert something witty here.
by bigfatdrunk on Nov 17, 2009 11:20 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Where are the missile launchers and robots?
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
by TexansForever on Nov 17, 2009 11:37 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
BFD
Not really a movie I’m interested in recreating but to each his own
You can't fix Dumb
by Texans-Brocos on Nov 17, 2009 11:45 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I gotta ask
What the hell is that?
"So I got that goin' for me, which is nice." ~ Carl Spackler
by LoneSpot on Nov 18, 2009 11:01 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Wish I could be there
I’d love to meet you guys. Can’t make it to Houston that day, though.
Chris - www.HoustonDiehards.com
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 18, 2009 1:57 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
We'll have a few in your honor, Chris.
And a few more for good measure. /suddenly remembers to set DVR because there’s not a chance in hell of remembering anything about the actual game.
"So I got that goin' for me, which is nice." ~ Carl Spackler
by LoneSpot on Nov 18, 2009 11:03 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
who was the guy with the bus????
was it the lone gate tailgaiters?
i will be on the OUTSIDE… my tix fell thru. BOOOOO! ah well. so i figured the dudes with the bus probably have a tv right?
Suzy Kolber: Joe, it's been a tough season for Jets fans. What does it mean to you now that the team is struggling?
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by chrisd21 on Nov 18, 2009 10:21 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
YUP.
LoneSpot Tailgaters. Platinum Lot. Spot A-32. Right next to Raging Bull Tailgaters. Just ask for the spokesman.
"So I got that goin' for me, which is nice." ~ Carl Spackler
by LoneSpot on Nov 18, 2009 10:56 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
will do.
Suzy Kolber: Joe, it's been a tough season for Jets fans. What does it mean to you now that the team is struggling?
Joe Namath: I wanna kiss you. I couldn't care less about the team struggling.
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by chrisd21 on Nov 19, 2009 9:54 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Can't believe I didn't post this sooner
But with the big Inaugural BRB tailgate coming up, it would be an injustice to not include the barbecue brilliance of our man MDC to make sure your meat is treated with the respect it so richly deserves. I’ve personally used this guide toward much fan fare and I’m sure it will do the same for you. /feels like an infomercial.
http://www.atexansblog.com/2008/09/03/on-bbq/
"So I got that goin' for me, which is nice." ~ Carl Spackler
by LoneSpot on Nov 18, 2009 11:00 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
Don't feel bad...
I go pull it up and give it a skim just about every time I fire up the pit.
Bacon tastes good... Pork chops taste good.
by beefy on Nov 18, 2009 11:51 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
What a great write up.
Let me just say one thing, The “grill” I am bringing is exactly that a Propane powerd grill. Mostly for simplicty of transport and since we wont have 6 or more hours to cook I assumed that the grilling method would be exceptable. However if there are die hard “pit BBQ” guys a can probably make some reasonable arrangements.
You can't fix Dumb
by Texans-Brocos on Nov 18, 2009 1:03 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Typically
Any pit BBQ or smoking has to be done prior to the game. Like a half a day or more. Just my two cents.
"So I got that goin' for me, which is nice." ~ Carl Spackler
by LoneSpot on Nov 18, 2009 1:37 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed, I just wanted to warn people that it is a grill not a pit
You can't fix Dumb or being a VYFB
by Texans-Brocos on Nov 18, 2009 2:40 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
It's a bible
I re-read it every quarter or so.
"Because you cant read. Get lost looser." - Mcnair2VY
by bigfatdrunk on Nov 18, 2009 8:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Attendance
At this point, mine basically depends on the outcome of this.
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
by Shake on Nov 19, 2009 9:38 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Never mind
TB rocks tits. I’m in.
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
by Shake on Nov 19, 2009 2:45 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

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