For Halloween, my girlfriend Elizabeth and I went to a theme party. While theme parties are usually as lame as NFL announcing, this one was pretty damn good: go as your favorite alcoholic drink. So, Elizabeth went as a Vodka Collins. I already had my costume, so ignored the drink theme, but I think Kenny Powers fit in every bit as well as he would have in Methopatamia.

Let's go fuck the Tits up with some truth!