BESF Halloween

by JMay on Nov 17, 2009 7:52 PM CST

For Halloween, my girlfriend Elizabeth and I went to a theme party. While theme parties are usually as lame as NFL announcing, this one was pretty damn good: go as your favorite alcoholic drink. So, Elizabeth went as a Vodka Collins. I already had my costume, so ignored the drink theme, but I think Kenny Powers fit in every bit as well as he would have in Methopatamia.

Let's go fuck the Tits up with some truth!

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O.M.G.

I am, sir, in awe.

"Because you cant read. Get lost looser." - Mcnair2VY

by bigfatdrunk on Nov 17, 2009 8:17 PM CST reply actions

That is phenomenal. You, sir, are a credit to Texans fans everywhere.

Chris - www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Nov 17, 2009 8:39 PM CST reply actions

Rec'd

Marry her, dude. A man can spend his entire life searching for a woman who’ll sport “BE-SFs” and “Vodka Collins” on a jersey and never find her. You’re one of the lucky ones.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Nov 18, 2009 9:56 AM CST reply actions 1 recs

With the mouthpiece in she even looks like a Nashville chick!

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related

by TexansForever on Nov 18, 2009 10:12 AM CST reply actions

lmfao...

rec’d

Suzy Kolber: Joe, it's been a tough season for Jets fans. What does it mean to you now that the team is struggling?
Joe Namath: I wanna kiss you. I couldn't care less about the team struggling.
http://www.twitter.com/doobieman21

by chrisd21 on Nov 18, 2009 10:22 AM CST reply actions

Best part is...

…it was her idea. I’ve gotten her hooked on this season from week one, and she even started coming over here after hearing me talk about BESFs, Vodka Collins, and the Coke Machine.

by JMay on Nov 18, 2009 12:41 PM CST reply actions

You Two Should Come By The MNF Tailgate

I’m confident you’d be treated as conquering heroes.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Nov 18, 2009 12:49 PM CST up reply actions

We're planning on it

Actually live in LA but Houston native and in town for the game and Thanksgiving. Question is, do I make her slip it on over the Battle Red shirt? Don’t want her pelted with empty beer cans for Titans colors.

by JMay on Nov 18, 2009 12:56 PM CST reply actions

Whoops

Meant to be a reply to Tim.

by JMay on Nov 18, 2009 12:57 PM CST up reply actions

Hmmmmm....

I’d probably wait to have her put it on until you arrive safely at the tailgate. Everyone there should know the story and will therefore find it hilarious rather than cause for assault.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Nov 18, 2009 1:09 PM CST up reply actions

Plus

We would all be happy to watch her change shirts. Just sayin’

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Nov 18, 2009 3:45 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs

Rec'd

for the horny honesty that can only come from being married.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Nov 18, 2009 4:30 PM CST up reply actions

and not getting any

Oh, wait, that only applies to me.

"Because you cant read. Get lost looser." - Mcnair2VY

by bigfatdrunk on Nov 18, 2009 7:50 PM CST up reply actions

The Female's Input

I’ll do it, but only if someone gets me a Battle Red Ryans jersey to switch in and out of.

"If whiskey interferes with your business, give up your business."

by The Lady Texan on Nov 18, 2009 2:38 PM CST reply actions 2 recs

Re: Female's Input

Seems like a fair trade to me.

JMay—you must make it happen. For what it’s worth, I bought my wife a DeMeco jersey on her first trip to Reliant, and she has yet to sport a homemade Vodka Collins jersey. Frankly, I think this is the least you can do.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Nov 18, 2009 3:26 PM CST up reply actions

Damn

I guess my hands are tied.

by JMay on Nov 18, 2009 6:45 PM CST up reply actions

You win some award or something

Seriously the costume is beyond beautiful.

"Because you cant read. Get lost looser." - Mcnair2VY

by bigfatdrunk on Nov 18, 2009 7:51 PM CST up reply actions

Now if you can get her to do THIS, she will officially qualify for the label, LADY OF NASHVILLE!

This pretty much explains the IQ issues associated with the Titan fan base.

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"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related

by TexansForever on Nov 18, 2009 3:38 PM CST reply actions

sanity check

There’s no way this is real. I’ve been “through” two pregnancies, and it seems like a friend is pumping out a kid every other day. No way this is real.

"Because you cant read. Get lost looser." - Mcnair2VY

by bigfatdrunk on Nov 18, 2009 8:04 PM CST up reply actions