Bernard Pollard: Best. Interview. EVER!
by Mike Kerns on Nov 18, 2009 2:50 PM CST
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This was too great not to make sure every Texans fan hears it.
In an interview with 1560 The Game today, Bernard Pollard was getting everyone fired up. In short, he will knock the piss out of you!
Do yourself a favor and listen to the whole interview.
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About time
I’ve been waiting for a long time to hear a Texan talk like this. Can’t wait to see what they do on MNF!
I'm glad to hear that this is his first Monday Night Game...
He is already a pyscho on the field and now he gets to showboat on MNF…..I would NOT want to be the ball carrier come Monday.
The Bone-Machine baby.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
The part about...
listener emails saying he needed to stop talking and pumping everyone up or they were going to knock the piss out of a co-worker had me laughing out loud.
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by Mike Kerns on Nov 18, 2009 3:36 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
A loss for words...
That was one of the best interviews I have ever heard from a player. Listening to that made me want to knock down all the walls of cube. Cube, no more.
Bring the heat this Monday Night!!!!
I need a link
to a battle red #31 jersey
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
by texanphil on Nov 18, 2009 3:54 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
So Do I
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
by The Night Owl on Nov 19, 2009 12:49 PM CST up reply actions
Awesome
Interview. He’s quickly becoming one of my favorite Texans.
I play real sports...Not try to be the best at exercising.
HA!
Pollard said Cush is like Bobby Busche (S.P.?) from the Waterboy. Gatorade, Gatorade, H2O! H2O! I am now even more ready for Monday night, dammit, hurry up and get here! Bonecrusher please knock the piss out of VY and CJ. Make CJ scared to take a hand off. And Bobby please feel free to hit both guys like you did to Col. Sanders.
Confucius says "man who stands on toilet, high on pot".
I want to call Cush H20 from now on
You can't fix Dumb or being a VYFB
by Texans-Brocos on Nov 18, 2009 7:40 PM CST up reply actions
Good lord
That man is gonna kill somebody. Get word to him that Bud Adams’ Texans season tickets are right behind Steph. Maybe we get lucky and beelzebud sits there Monday and Bonecrusher makes a Bobby Boucher type detour.
"So I got that goin' for me, which is nice." ~ Carl Spackler
I think Cush
might have earned himself a new nickname after that interview.
Confucius says "man who stands on toilet, high on pot".
I think I'm going to update my glossary fanpost
to include Bobby Boucher for Cush.
When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.
by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 19, 2009 4:08 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
That was awesome
It really seems like we’re turning a corner on our defense, with he and Cushing sticking out along with DeMeco and Mario (who already stuck out). We’ve got a lot of pieces coming together defensively right now. Antonio Smith is playing well and a huge upgrade too.
Love Pollard’s attitude. And he’s played terrific.
Barnard Pollard...
…I really may need to buy a jersey. THIS MAN HAS SWAGGER! This man has an attitude! I FREAKING LOVE IT! Go knock the piss outta somebody!
I like
how he combined Mario and DeMeco into one super defender named DeMario. DeMario rivals Patrick Willis in ability.
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Did you really just suggest
that something else is on par with Patrick Willis? You must be high.
"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady
Still waiting...
I agree, Only VY can be close to being on par with Patrick Willis.
Miss-placed Houstonian living and going to school in the wilderness of Wyoming.
by BigNate7 on Nov 18, 2009 7:21 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
and count to 11.
vince gets lost after he runs out of fingers and toes….
Suzy Kolber: Joe, it's been a tough season for Jets fans. What does it mean to you now that the team is struggling?
Joe Namath: I wanna kiss you. I couldn't care less about the team struggling.
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That Lou Holtz impression was spot on.
Everyone should listen to this interview its great. Knock the piss out of the TITs Monday Night Baby !
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Change of scene
Sometimes, a change of scenery can do wonders. Sometimes we need to just start over with a clean slate. When we do so, suddenly, the boring becomes the exciting, and we get a renewed sense of joy in what we do.
It sounds like Bernard Pollard really needed a change of scene from KC. He sounds excited, hyped up and excited about his new teammates. We need to lock him up.
On the flip side, sometimes it takes one or two outsiders to come in and provide a fresh eye to things. Both Pollard and Cushing have provided such insight to the Texans. They have electrified that locker room.
In the middle are the fans, who see the renewed energy and are excited as all get out.
This team is getting an identity – finally.
Fuck
I want to kick the crap out of someone after listening to that!!! Where the hell is BBS when you need him.
You can't fix Dumb or being a VYFB
Damn Straight!
Good thing I’m not in a bar right now, or I’d probably end the night in a squad car or ambulance.
Check the nearest Shakespeare festival.
And, by “Shakespeare festival,” I mean “truckstop glory hole.”
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Nov 19, 2009 8:14 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Odd
I thought the acting was when he was playing “tough” or “intelligent” or even “straight.”
Yay, sports.
Acting intelligent and straight?
I think that’s too much for him to handle. So he sticks with the easy part. Being the douche.
I <3 Bernard Pollard
Seriously. What’s not to like about a guy like that? Smart, hard-working, driven and likes to knock the ever living fuck out of people.
I want eleven of those guys on the field for every play.
When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.
by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 19, 2009 4:24 AM CST reply actions
So, is everyone in the “extension for Bernard Pollard” camp with me yet?
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by Mike Kerns on Nov 19, 2009 7:02 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
Yes...just yes.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
by TexansForever on Nov 19, 2009 7:43 AM CST up reply actions
What about you guys, Rivers…Tim? Plenty of room in this camp…
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Re: Extension
Love Pollard’s attitude, love that he professes to enjoy it here, love the leadership, love his tackling, love his aggressiveness in the run game, etc.
But I will not get Will Demps’d again.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
I think we're safe
simply because the parallels aren’t that great. Demps was almost 28 when we got him; Pollard isn’t 25 yet. Demps was an undrafted FA out of San Diego State; Pollard was a second-round pick out of Purdue. Demps was an aspiring male model / free safety thrust into a strong safety role; Pollard was born to knock the piss out of people. Ummm… Demps’ hands were made of concrete; Pollard’s hands are (to my knowledge) fleshy.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Nov 19, 2009 12:07 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Fucking Baseball...
Really, what good has ever come of it??
Bacon tastes good... Pork chops taste good.
by beefy on Nov 19, 2009 1:30 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
isn't that exactly beefy's point?
You can't fix Dumb or being a VYFB
by Texans-Brocos on Nov 19, 2009 2:51 PM CST up reply actions
Tim
That’s like saying you don’t ever want to take another RB in the 2nd round because you don’t want to get Tony Holinngs’d again. Pollard and Demps are completely different situations. But MDC pretty much fielded all my points.
What’s this guy gotta do for you to be aboard the “Pollard staying in Houston long-term” bandwagon?
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Hollings and Demps Are Totally Different Situations
Big difference between a rookie acquired via the supplemental draft and a veteran signed after the season started.
Pollard, like Demps, was brought in off the street after the season started. Demps, like Pollard, looked much better than the garbage that had preceded him. Demps, like Pollard, wasn’t exactly a ball-hawking safety. Both were far stronger in run support than they were in defending the pass (though admittedly, Pollard is better than Demps against the run).
I’m not saying that I don’t like what Pollard has done. I do. I’m simply saying that we shouldn’t overreact to a few productive games from Pollard in the form of a lucrative contract extension.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
Demps
was never built to be a SS, though. Pollard is and always has been. I think that’s the real difference.
On the flip side, I agree that we need to see how he finishes out this season before we even start talking more money.
Yay, sports.
and we were about to pay through the nose for OD
so the money we saved there can go to Pollard!
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
Best Free Agent Signing in Texans History
Period.
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
by The Night Owl on Nov 19, 2009 12:44 PM CST up reply actions
That he was cut by the Chiefs and unemployed for > 1 week is downright amazing
Really makes me wonder how good a job the GM’s (collectively) of the league do in tracking the talent of the availabble player pool. This guy has played sensational football for us. How in the world did KC think cutting him was a good idea?
4 days to MNF……..GO TEXANS!!!!!!!!!
It took the Astros 44 years to get to the Series, the Oilers-Texans are due to get to the big dance...Go Texans!!!!!
by oiler-texan diehard on Nov 19, 2009 1:40 PM CST up reply actions
According to Pollard he was being black balled by the Chiefs and had to get Herm Edwards to call around for him.
That makes even less sense. Accept that he was being black-balled by a single team
that happens all the time, in all walks of life, usually originating from some childish personal dispute. Not being signed by any other team in the league is what I find surprising. When I heard he was cut by KC, and had been unsigned for a brief period, I was expecting absolutely nothing. Rick Smith is more lucky than smart, because if he knew how good Pollard is, he would have brought him in immediately for an interview.
It took the Astros 44 years to get to the Series, the Oilers-Texans are due to get to the big dance...Go Texans!!!!!
by oiler-texan diehard on Nov 19, 2009 3:03 PM CST up reply actions
I'm not gay, but after hearing that man talk.....
I would gladly give him one of you to do with as he wills.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
Check the comments below the interview
I asked LZ to post a downloadable version of the remix for tailgating revelry and he obliged. Hell, I’ll just post the link here for you lazy bastards.
http://www.divshare.com/download/9407198-c9d
Enjoy!
"So I got that goin' for me, which is nice." ~ Carl Spackler
Good Job, I asked him too.
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Fills my heart with pride...
that we have players like that…..finally.
Vygina, may actually die from scaredness.
GO TEXANS!!!!
This is the year.......
cruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuush em!
thatz a great song.
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God, I wish I could go to this game
But I’ll be stuck at work while my boss will be in the stands. Lord knows I’ll be hearing about it from him on Tuesday
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
Pollard's gonna take it to another level
in on the big stage.
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
Pollard and Cushing
have changed the culture of the defense.
We need two more like them next draft (CB to replace Dunta, and DT) and we’ll have a mean D for the next few years.
Smushiak will take us to the playoffs in 2009.
Also a FS
Eugene Wilson is good, but we’ll need someone to replace him eventually
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
by The Night Owl on Nov 19, 2009 2:10 PM CST up reply actions
we gona see
i cant wait for monday night, ill be tailgating in the orange lot if wanna stop bye and have a beer and then go see the texans smash the titans
Dude
Go check out the front page – you’ll be right by the brb tailgate.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 20, 2009 12:50 PM CST up reply actions
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