Open Game Day Thread: Titans v. Texans on Monday Night Football
Tennessee Titans at Houston Texans, Nov 23, 2009 7:30 PM CST
A wise man once said brevity is the soul of wit. You don't need any lengthy preamble for this one, folks.
Leave your pre-game, in-game, and post-game exclamations and bitterness in the Comments below. New threads will open at 8:30 p.m., 9:30 p.m., and 10:30 p.m. CST, so please move the action there at the appropriate hour. GO TEXANS!
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texans suck
well we kicked your ass yall are never gonna get in the playoffs GO TITANS fuck all you bitches
by Texans suck ass on Dec 18, 2009 6:06 PM CST up reply actions
T MINUS 30 MINUTES.....
and im headed to the stadium.
Michael: It is going to up in Tahoe a couple more days. Maybe you could take a date?
Lucille: How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?
Michael: The cabin... yes! That would be difficult, too.
http://www.twitter.com/doobieman21
sitting on 610. traffic sucks donkey pole, just like vy
- tyler
by bullpen116 on Nov 23, 2009 4:42 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Every Texan fan should be...
…listening to some version of Bernard Pollard telling you what you need to know: They’re gonna knock the piss outta somebody.
by TexansDC on Nov 23, 2009 4:54 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
It's been 7 years
since I’ve felt like this about a game. The very first game of the Texan’s existence was the last time I felt this much anxiety about a game. Common Texans, let’s show we deserve to be on the national stage!
by Big T33 on Nov 23, 2009 5:22 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
In case you guys hadn't heard
Vince Young is 3-0 as a starter.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
WHAT?!? VINCE YOUNG IS PLAYING!?!?
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
by TexansForever on Nov 23, 2009 5:33 PM CST up reply actions
GO TEXANS!!!!
Lets rock and roll and whoop some Titan ass!!! I wish I were in Houston for this game, damn charger land. I haven’t felt this pump for a game in a long time.
All I know is...
Man fuck VY!!!! He ain’t shit wit out CJ in the back field!!!!! He gets too much credit and is an overrated cry baby. 3-0 with him don’t mean shit. Tonight the little streak ends here in Houston.
by Texan_4_life on Nov 23, 2009 5:34 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Strip him topless and.......
Sorry, is that a little too visual???
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
by Rip Jersey on Nov 23, 2009 5:45 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
All I know is...
Man fuck VY!!!! He ain’t shit wit out CJ in the back field!!!!! He gets too much credit and is an overrated cry baby. 3-0 with him don’t mean shit. Tonight the little streak ends here in Houston.
by Texan_4_life on Nov 23, 2009 5:34 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I have never been more excited for a game
and it makes me wish I knew a language with more profanity, because I do not think English is going to be up to the task tonight.
There was a train wreck
But I just rolled up in te new black caddy !!!!
KY gonna get f Ed up
by AllenOU on Nov 23, 2009 5:56 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Cannot wait!!
Hopefully after a win tonight we can actually get some kind of respect nationally. Most places favoring us and all they do is cover the Titans, oh well a win will cure all!
Word on the street
Chis Johnson, Cortland Finnegan, Kyle Vanden Bosch and company have virtually no will to win unless VY is in the game….
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
by Rip Jersey on Nov 23, 2009 6:17 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Moral of the story?
Let Mario, Demeco, or Cushing decapitate him on a sack? Or just hope enough Texans fans show up and their boos drown out the fanboys cheering so VY cries on the bench?
to be a fly on the wall...
in the texans locker room right NOW.
Michael: It is going to up in Tahoe a couple more days. Maybe you could take a date?
Lucille: How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?
Michael: The cabin... yes! That would be difficult, too.
http://www.twitter.com/doobieman21
by chrisd21 on Nov 23, 2009 6:21 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Via ESPN
Inactives for Monday Night Football between the Titans and Texans.
Tennessee
* Receiver Justin Gage
* Running back Javon Ringer
* Returner Alvin Pearman
* Linebacker David Thornton
* Linebacker Colin Allred
* Tackle Troy Kropog
* Defensive end Jevon Kearse
* Defensive tackle Jason Jones
Kenny Britt starts for Gage, Gerald McRath starts for Thornton.
Houston
* Quarterback Dan Orlovsky
* Receiver/ punt returner Jacoby Jones
* Cornerback Antwaun Molden
* Cornerback Fred Bennett
* Safety Dominique Barber
* Guard Tutan Reyes
* Defensive end Tim Jamison
* Defensive tackle Frank Okam
Glenn Martinez will return punts for Jones. He won AFC special teams player of the week honors as a member of the Denver Broncos for an 80-yard punt return for a TD against the Titans in 2007.
by saentia on Nov 23, 2009 6:29 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Via Twitter
NickScurfield
A couple of notes on who wasn’t on inactives list – RB Arian Foster is active. WR Glenn Martinez is, too, and will return punts
Houston Texans: 2009 AFC Champions!
NickScurfield
Jacoby Jones among Texans’ inactives tonight. Full list for Texans and Titans: http://www.houstontexans.co…
Houston Texans: 2009 AFC Champions!
Wow
Schaub was not meant for TV.
David Anderson still funny.
by DisplacedTexan on Nov 23, 2009 6:41 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Mario Williams....
…. once had an awkward moment, just to see what it felt like.
Andre Johnson lives vicariously through himself.
I left my freaking ticket in Austin.
I was over halfway there and then remembered. I’m an idiot and I hate myself. I left my freaking ticket in Austin.
Cortland Finnegan plans to get fined
Fucking douchebag leprechaun. It’s going to be sweet watching AJ burn him all day.
by cubic on Nov 23, 2009 7:04 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Finnegan
Epitomizes everything about the Titans. No class. All talk. 3-6.
by DisplacedTexan on Nov 23, 2009 7:06 PM CST up reply actions
Enough of this!
I WANT THE GAME! I wanna see Pollard knock the piss outta CJ. I want Cushing to go waterboy on “Mr. Winner.” I wanna see Andre abuse that douchebag. LETS GO TEXANS!
by TexansDC on Nov 23, 2009 7:16 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
God our boys look great!
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
CAN I GET A FUCK YES
Chris - www.HoustonDiehards.com
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 23, 2009 7:37 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
btw,
what the hell does their racoon mascot have to do witha titans?
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
Schaub,
dont scare me liek that again tonight.
yours truely
trey
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
ok here goes
time to knock the piss out of someone and get these fans loud!
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
BRIAN CRUSHING!!!
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
Excellent field position.
Lets hope they junked the script.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Nov 23, 2009 7:47 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
over here with the gridiron tailgaiters....
Michael: It is going to up in Tahoe a couple more days. Maybe you could take a date?
Lucille: How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?
Michael: The cabin... yes! That would be difficult, too.
http://www.twitter.com/doobieman21
by chrisd21 on Nov 23, 2009 7:53 PM CST via mobile reply actions
We're hoping to get him injured
I hope.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Nov 23, 2009 7:55 PM CST up reply actions
Dude
what a freaking shot….
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
And Jeff Fisher looks pissed
I hope to see more of that expression.
by cubic on Nov 23, 2009 7:56 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Football games are less fun in person
…at least thats what I’m telling myself.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Nov 23, 2009 8:00 PM CST up reply actions
If we were at the game
We wouldn’t be exposed to the sparkling wit and impressive insights of Jon Gruden. And that’s just terrible.
Glover!!!!!!
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
Phew.
That was awfully close. Get your head turned around.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
i say a 90 yard A.J. TD sounds just about right
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
Slaton looking like a different man
Has the bye week recharged him?
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
yea but,
if the titans lose by too much Vince Young might disappear with a gun again, so they dont call it
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
Yikes
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Nov 23, 2009 8:16 PM CST up reply actions
where is the rush at?
i feel like they have all day to throw
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
The same place it's been all season?
Lets hope someone finds it soon.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Nov 23, 2009 8:20 PM CST up reply actions
Sorry chris
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Nov 23, 2009 8:25 PM CST up reply actions
what happened to our intensity?
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
Gruden must love the taste of the Titans nuts...
.. cause hes been sucking them all night
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
Robinson needs to be benched, im tired of seeing him try to tackle
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
A bit quiet in here
Huh?
When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.
by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 23, 2009 8:27 PM CST reply actions
Everyones at the game
Except Dunta, he hasn’t showed up yet.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Nov 23, 2009 8:28 PM CST up reply actions
Indeed
When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.
by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 23, 2009 8:31 PM CST up reply actions
That entire drive looked easy
where’s the improved defense?
by goingforthecorner on Nov 23, 2009 8:27 PM CST reply actions
god dunta sucks so bad. That rookie is schooling him repeatedly.
Be judgmental about the actions of the past, be hopeful about the actions of the future. -The Homers Creed
It's Andre Johnson time
Let’s get this train a movin
Fuck KY
by AllenOU on Nov 23, 2009 8:29 PM CST via mobile reply actions
There's one up now.
When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.
by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 23, 2009 8:32 PM CST up reply actions
texan fuckin suck
well we kicked your ass yall are never gonna get in the playoffs GO TITANS fuck all you bitches
by Texans suck ass on Dec 18, 2009 6:05 PM CST reply actions

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