Open Game Day Thread: Titans v. Texans on Monday Night Football
by Tim on Nov 23, 2009 4:30 PM CST
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Tennessee Titans at Houston Texans, Nov 23, 2009 7:30 PM CST
A wise man once said brevity is the soul of wit. You don't need any lengthy preamble for this one, folks.
Leave your pre-game, in-game, and post-game exclamations and bitterness in the Comments below. New threads will open at 8:30 p.m., 9:30 p.m., and 10:30 p.m. CST, so please move the action there at the appropriate hour. GO TEXANS!
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LETS KICK SOME ASS BOYS!
Let's this thing Texans!
T.I.T.A.N.S.: Those Idiots Try And Never Succeed!
by Kiratomi on Nov 23, 2009 4:31 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
texans suck
well we kicked your ass yall are never gonna get in the playoffs GO TITANS fuck all you bitches
by Texans suck ass on Dec 18, 2009 6:06 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
T MINUS 30 MINUTES.....
and im headed to the stadium.
Michael: It is going to up in Tahoe a couple more days. Maybe you could take a date?
Lucille: How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?
Michael: The cabin... yes! That would be difficult, too.
http://www.twitter.com/doobieman21
by chrisd21 on Nov 23, 2009 4:35 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
sitting on 610. traffic sucks donkey pole, just like vy
- tyler
by bullpen116 on Nov 23, 2009 4:42 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd for pure Truthiness!
Houston Texans: 2009 AFC Champions!
by Kiratomi on Nov 23, 2009 4:44 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Every Texan fan should be...
…listening to some version of Bernard Pollard telling you what you need to know: They’re gonna knock the piss outta somebody.
by TexansDC on Nov 23, 2009 4:54 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
It's been 7 years
since I’ve felt like this about a game. The very first game of the Texan’s existence was the last time I felt this much anxiety about a game. Common Texans, let’s show we deserve to be on the national stage!
by Big T33 on Nov 23, 2009 5:22 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
agreed 1000%
"Because you cant read. Get lost looser." - Mcnair2VY
by bigfatdrunk on Nov 23, 2009 5:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
In case you guys hadn't heard
Vince Young is 3-0 as a starter.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Nov 23, 2009 5:28 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
WHAT?!? VINCE YOUNG IS PLAYING!?!?
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
by TexansForever on Nov 23, 2009 5:33 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
GO TEXANS!!!!
Lets rock and roll and whoop some Titan ass!!! I wish I were in Houston for this game, damn charger land. I haven’t felt this pump for a game in a long time.
by Jahon on Nov 23, 2009 5:33 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
All I know is...
Man fuck VY!!!! He ain’t shit wit out CJ in the back field!!!!! He gets too much credit and is an overrated cry baby. 3-0 with him don’t mean shit. Tonight the little streak ends here in Houston.
by Texan_4_life on Nov 23, 2009 5:34 PM CST via mobile reply actions 0 recs
Strip him topless and.......
Sorry, is that a little too visual???
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
by Rip Jersey on Nov 23, 2009 5:45 PM CST via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
All I know is...
Man fuck VY!!!! He ain’t shit wit out CJ in the back field!!!!! He gets too much credit and is an overrated cry baby. 3-0 with him don’t mean shit. Tonight the little streak ends here in Houston.
by Texan_4_life on Nov 23, 2009 5:34 PM CST via mobile reply actions 0 recs
I have never been more excited for a game
and it makes me wish I knew a language with more profanity, because I do not think English is going to be up to the task tonight.
by cubic on Nov 23, 2009 5:40 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
There was a train wreck
But I just rolled up in te new black caddy !!!!
KY gonna get f Ed up
by AllenOU on Nov 23, 2009 5:56 PM CST via mobile reply actions 0 recs
Cannot wait!!
Hopefully after a win tonight we can actually get some kind of respect nationally. Most places favoring us and all they do is cover the Titans, oh well a win will cure all!
by saentia on Nov 23, 2009 6:16 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Word on the street
Chis Johnson, Cortland Finnegan, Kyle Vanden Bosch and company have virtually no will to win unless VY is in the game….
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
by Rip Jersey on Nov 23, 2009 6:17 PM CST via mobile reply actions 0 recs
Moral of the story?
Let Mario, Demeco, or Cushing decapitate him on a sack? Or just hope enough Texans fans show up and their boos drown out the fanboys cheering so VY cries on the bench?
by saentia on Nov 23, 2009 6:19 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
to be a fly on the wall...
in the texans locker room right NOW.
Michael: It is going to up in Tahoe a couple more days. Maybe you could take a date?
Lucille: How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?
Michael: The cabin... yes! That would be difficult, too.
http://www.twitter.com/doobieman21
by chrisd21 on Nov 23, 2009 6:21 PM CST via mobile reply actions 0 recs
out... martinez is returning punts
Houston Texans: 2009 AFC Champions!
by Kiratomi on Nov 23, 2009 6:24 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Is this confirmed
I hope jj plays
by AllenOU on Nov 23, 2009 6:28 PM CST via mobile reply actions 0 recs
Via ESPN
Inactives for Monday Night Football between the Titans and Texans.
Tennessee
* Receiver Justin Gage
* Running back Javon Ringer
* Returner Alvin Pearman
* Linebacker David Thornton
* Linebacker Colin Allred
* Tackle Troy Kropog
* Defensive end Jevon Kearse
* Defensive tackle Jason Jones
Kenny Britt starts for Gage, Gerald McRath starts for Thornton.
Houston
* Quarterback Dan Orlovsky
* Receiver/ punt returner Jacoby Jones
* Cornerback Antwaun Molden
* Cornerback Fred Bennett
* Safety Dominique Barber
* Guard Tutan Reyes
* Defensive end Tim Jamison
* Defensive tackle Frank Okam
Glenn Martinez will return punts for Jones. He won AFC special teams player of the week honors as a member of the Denver Broncos for an 80-yard punt return for a TD against the Titans in 2007.
by saentia on Nov 23, 2009 6:29 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Via Twitter
NickScurfield
A couple of notes on who wasn’t on inactives list – RB Arian Foster is active. WR Glenn Martinez is, too, and will return punts
Houston Texans: 2009 AFC Champions!
by Kiratomi on Nov 23, 2009 6:29 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
NickScurfield
Jacoby Jones among Texans’ inactives tonight. Full list for Texans and Titans: http://www.houstontexans.co…
Houston Texans: 2009 AFC Champions!
by Kiratomi on Nov 23, 2009 6:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
wow, stupid copy and paste… link is broken
Houston Texans: 2009 AFC Champions!
by Kiratomi on Nov 23, 2009 6:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Wow
Schaub was not meant for TV.
David Anderson still funny.
by DisplacedTexan on Nov 23, 2009 6:41 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
He really should just stick with the dancing.
by saentia on Nov 23, 2009 6:42 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
definitely a face for radio
Houston Texans: 2009 AFC Champions!
by Kiratomi on Nov 23, 2009 6:42 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Didn't the comicle write an article about how boring Matt is?
At least we have DA.
by cubic on Nov 23, 2009 6:43 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Matt Millen picked us as a Wild Card team...
…I feel the urge for a few shots.
by TexansDC on Nov 23, 2009 6:43 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Red jerseys/white pants
Good to see they came to their senses
by Stevie Wonder on Nov 23, 2009 6:46 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I could not stand the Red on Red. Actually I don’t like blue on blue either.
by MadMartygan on Nov 23, 2009 6:58 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Cle/Det
Who pegged that as “best weekend game”?
by DisplacedTexan on Nov 23, 2009 6:47 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Mario Williams....
…. once had an awkward moment, just to see what it felt like.
Andre Johnson lives vicariously through himself.
by DisplacedTexan on Nov 23, 2009 6:57 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I left my freaking ticket in Austin.
I was over halfway there and then remembered. I’m an idiot and I hate myself. I left my freaking ticket in Austin.
by MadMartygan on Nov 23, 2009 6:57 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Cortland Finnegan plans to get fined
Fucking douchebag leprechaun. It’s going to be sweet watching AJ burn him all day.
by cubic on Nov 23, 2009 7:04 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Yeah I just watched that. God I hate this team.
by MadMartygan on Nov 23, 2009 7:06 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Finnegan
Epitomizes everything about the Titans. No class. All talk. 3-6.
by DisplacedTexan on Nov 23, 2009 7:06 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I love watching them argue about Vince Young
HE. JUST. WINS. GAMES.
by cubic on Nov 23, 2009 7:10 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Enough of this!
I WANT THE GAME! I wanna see Pollard knock the piss outta CJ. I want Cushing to go waterboy on “Mr. Winner.” I wanna see Andre abuse that douchebag. LETS GO TEXANS!
by TexansDC on Nov 23, 2009 7:16 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
i wanna rec this 45 times…
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
by Kiratomi on Nov 23, 2009 7:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Andre always plays with an attitude?
by MadMartygan on Nov 23, 2009 7:22 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I don’t always like these idiots calling Texans
by MadMartygan on Nov 23, 2009 7:28 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I don't like that they just sung that damn song...
by TexansDC on Nov 23, 2009 7:29 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
God our boys look great!
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
by Kiratomi on Nov 23, 2009 7:31 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Gruden was so proud of that chemist line
So proud.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Nov 23, 2009 7:33 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I wonder how long it took him to come up with that one.
by cubic on Nov 23, 2009 7:35 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
CAN I GET A FUCK YES
Chris - www.HoustonDiehards.com
by HoustonDiehards on Nov 23, 2009 7:37 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
btw,
what the hell does their racoon mascot have to do witha titans?
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
by Kiratomi on Nov 23, 2009 7:39 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Schaub,
dont scare me liek that again tonight.
yours truely
trey
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
by Kiratomi on Nov 23, 2009 7:42 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Heres that awesome Game Script again!
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Nov 23, 2009 7:42 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
ok here goes
time to knock the piss out of someone and get these fans loud!
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
by Kiratomi on Nov 23, 2009 7:44 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Pretty sure Bo Scaife isn't blocking Mario Williams
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Nov 23, 2009 7:45 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
BRIAN CRUSHING!!!
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
by Kiratomi on Nov 23, 2009 7:47 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Excellent field position.
Lets hope they junked the script.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Nov 23, 2009 7:47 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Bad angle by the safety man!
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Nov 23, 2009 7:50 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Fighting already...
someone may go Last Boy Scout by the fourth quarter….
by saentia on Nov 23, 2009 7:51 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Duane Brown should've focused more on Finegan
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Nov 23, 2009 7:52 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Two Chris Brown plays already?
Moats get put in the basement already?
by saentia on Nov 23, 2009 7:53 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
over here with the gridiron tailgaiters....
Michael: It is going to up in Tahoe a couple more days. Maybe you could take a date?
Lucille: How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?
Michael: The cabin... yes! That would be difficult, too.
http://www.twitter.com/doobieman21
by chrisd21 on Nov 23, 2009 7:53 PM CST via mobile reply actions 0 recs
Goddamnit pee pants
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Nov 23, 2009 7:53 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
However
I like how he ran into the safety.
by cubic on Nov 23, 2009 7:55 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
We're hoping to get him injured
I hope.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Nov 23, 2009 7:55 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Dude
what a freaking shot….
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
by Kiratomi on Nov 23, 2009 7:55 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
So far the offense has too much Chris Brown...
…not enough Andre.
by TexansDC on Nov 23, 2009 7:55 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Oh man that was excellent
Heart racing
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Nov 23, 2009 7:56 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
TD HOUSTON!
The script sucks, but love the result!!!! TD!
by TexansDC on Nov 23, 2009 7:56 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
And Jeff Fisher looks pissed
I hope to see more of that expression.
by cubic on Nov 23, 2009 7:56 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Someone please tell me why Chris Brown is taking 90% of the snaps at tailback.
Be judgmental about the actions of the past, be hopeful about the actions of the future. -The Homers Creed
by DaGoaT on Nov 23, 2009 7:58 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I can't believe I'm not there.
I’m an absolute idiot.
by MadMartygan on Nov 23, 2009 7:59 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Football games are less fun in person
…at least thats what I’m telling myself.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Nov 23, 2009 8:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
If we were at the game
We wouldn’t be exposed to the sparkling wit and impressive insights of Jon Gruden. And that’s just terrible.
by cubic on Nov 23, 2009 8:01 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Atleast this way you wont go to jail for assaulting someone in a titans jersey?
by saentia on Nov 23, 2009 8:02 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Glover!!!!!!
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
by Kiratomi on Nov 23, 2009 8:03 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Phew.
That was awfully close. Get your head turned around.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Nov 23, 2009 8:03 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Keep the hands off the jersey, too.
by MadMartygan on Nov 23, 2009 8:04 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
i say a 90 yard A.J. TD sounds just about right
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
by Kiratomi on Nov 23, 2009 8:05 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Great blocking by Dreesen on that one
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Nov 23, 2009 8:08 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Nice to see
Slayton with two hands around the ball going through the line.
by saentia on Nov 23, 2009 8:08 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Slaton looking like a different man
Has the bye week recharged him?
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Nov 23, 2009 8:09 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Look at Slaton hold on to that ball with 2 hands!
Be judgmental about the actions of the past, be hopeful about the actions of the future. -The Homers Creed
by DaGoaT on Nov 23, 2009 8:10 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Wow that wasn't offsides?
Really?
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Nov 23, 2009 8:12 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Did someone jump early on that play?
Looked like it.
by cubic on Nov 23, 2009 8:12 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
yea but,
if the titans lose by too much Vince Young might disappear with a gun again, so they dont call it
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
by Kiratomi on Nov 23, 2009 8:14 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Yikes
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Nov 23, 2009 8:16 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
cheap blocks piss me off…
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
by Kiratomi on Nov 23, 2009 8:12 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Back to the winery after that punt, Matt
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Nov 23, 2009 8:14 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Vince definitely has improved
I’ll give him that.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Nov 23, 2009 8:19 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
where is the rush at?
i feel like they have all day to throw
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
by Kiratomi on Nov 23, 2009 8:19 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
The same place it's been all season?
Lets hope someone finds it soon.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Nov 23, 2009 8:20 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
they just wanted to extend the 1st quarter thread…
by NormZinNJ on Nov 23, 2009 8:22 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
lol
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
by Kiratomi on Nov 23, 2009 8:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Christ
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Nov 23, 2009 8:22 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
The audio was all garbled
What just happened?
by cubic on Nov 23, 2009 8:23 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
that option play really scares me.
Be judgmental about the actions of the past, be hopeful about the actions of the future. -The Homers Creed
by DaGoaT on Nov 23, 2009 8:23 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Dunta continues to get abused
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Nov 23, 2009 8:25 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Sorry chris
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Nov 23, 2009 8:25 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
what happened to our intensity?
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
by Kiratomi on Nov 23, 2009 8:25 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Gruden must love the taste of the Titans nuts...
.. cause hes been sucking them all night
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
by Kiratomi on Nov 23, 2009 8:25 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Pretty sure any three names in a row could sound like a law firm
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Nov 23, 2009 8:26 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Robinson needs to be benched, im tired of seeing him try to tackle
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
by Kiratomi on Nov 23, 2009 8:27 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
A bit quiet in here
Huh?
When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.
by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 23, 2009 8:27 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Everyones at the game
Except Dunta, he hasn’t showed up yet.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Nov 23, 2009 8:28 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Indeed
When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.
by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 23, 2009 8:31 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Does Dunta have “Pay me, Bud” on his shoes or something? He’s playing like it.
by cubic on Nov 23, 2009 8:27 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
That entire drive looked easy
where’s the improved defense?
by goingforthecorner on Nov 23, 2009 8:27 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
god dunta sucks so bad. That rookie is schooling him repeatedly.
Be judgmental about the actions of the past, be hopeful about the actions of the future. -The Homers Creed
by DaGoaT on Nov 23, 2009 8:28 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
sadly he is the best corner in run support so he has to stay in there. We are gonna have to give him more safety help.
Be judgmental about the actions of the past, be hopeful about the actions of the future. -The Homers Creed
by DaGoaT on Nov 23, 2009 8:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
It's Andre Johnson time
Let’s get this train a movin
Fuck KY
by AllenOU on Nov 23, 2009 8:29 PM CST via mobile reply actions 0 recs
There's one up now.
When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.
by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 23, 2009 8:32 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Thread is really quiet so I guess not.
by saentia on Nov 23, 2009 8:32 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
bad series for the offense there. We need our defense to step up and force a turnover.
Be judgmental about the actions of the past, be hopeful about the actions of the future. -The Homers Creed
by DaGoaT on Nov 23, 2009 8:38 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
texan fuckin suck
well we kicked your ass yall are never gonna get in the playoffs GO TITANS fuck all you bitches
by Texans suck ass on Dec 18, 2009 6:05 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
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