Open Game Day Thread: Titans v. Texans on Monday Night Football (Part II)
Here's Part II of the open game day thread for Titans v. Texans on Monday Night Football. Go nuts in the Comments below.
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Titans game plan
1) Throw to whoever Dunta is covering.
2) Profit.
When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.
by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 23, 2009 8:30 PM CST reply actions
ok first down, that helps
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
what happened to the energy? or are we going to do our little "own the second half" thing?
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
wtf....
dunta is playing like SHIT.
Michael: It is going to up in Tahoe a couple more days. Maybe you could take a date?
Lucille: How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?
Michael: The cabin... yes! That would be difficult, too.
http://www.twitter.com/doobieman21
by chrisd21 on Nov 23, 2009 8:35 PM CST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Wow.
Now we know it’s bad
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Nov 23, 2009 8:35 PM CST up reply actions
Story of this game thus far:

- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Nov 23, 2009 8:35 PM CST reply actions 6 recs
SON OF A BITCH
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
its always nice to go back further than when we started the drive....
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
You'd blitz too
If your opponent was using Chris Brown
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Nov 23, 2009 8:39 PM CST up reply actions
This is true.
But he’s so big! It’s bound to work eventually. Just give it a time, a few wasted seasons. You’ll see.
bright note:
cushing is a monster!
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
theres no ...
the Texans WILL WIN . (period!)
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
Did Little Dickie Justice?
Bribe Dunta? Promise him a feature on how he’s going to get what’s his? Because I’m struggling for an answer on why he can’t cover tight ends, wide receivers, or football players.
Simple answer:
He’s bad at football.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Nov 23, 2009 8:42 PM CST up reply actions
At least they're burning timeouts
That’ll make it a little harder to stroll down the Battle Red carpet defense the Texans usually play at the end of the half.
Nothing like
Winning the clock management battle.
*cough cough*
as he chokes on his jizz
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
CJ you suck
Brian Cushing just ripped off his head and shit into his soul.
by cubic on Nov 23, 2009 8:45 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
As long as
He stays away from fades, I’m down with that.
The Titans pressure is starting to bother Schaub, not good
under pressure is when he’s horrible
by goingforthecorner on Nov 23, 2009 8:46 PM CST reply actions
Slaton
At least looks like he’s come to play tonight.
Nice play
By Schaub there, and good to see Casey involved.
is it me,
or does it sound like this ESPN crew has their money put on the Titans?
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
I started Walter in Fantasy
I couldn’t help it. Had to play the homer pick. I need him to go off tonight.
Well thank god we got Brown in there to waste that play
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
Maybe Finnegan brought his checkbook
So he could reimburse Bud for that
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
Look inside Gruden's Mind 2:
“Look at that poise by Vince Young! He watched that pass to Johnson like a pro! What form!”
by chrisjay84 on Nov 23, 2009 8:50 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Nobody watches his team lose from the sidelines like Vince.
by cubic on Nov 23, 2009 8:51 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Not even a single tear!
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Nov 23, 2009 8:51 PM CST up reply actions
He's really grown up a lot this year
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Nov 23, 2009 8:52 PM CST up reply actions
I.E.
Not wanting to kill himself anymore.
by chrisjay84 on Nov 23, 2009 8:52 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Dude this is unbelievable
Dunta my god.
by MadMartygan on Nov 23, 2009 8:53 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
That was zone.
Bad zone, but still.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Nov 23, 2009 8:54 PM CST up reply actions
In their defense
They are clearly covering people lined up at wideout, so that’s an improvement.
big stop right here!
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
Pollard looked like he put a little extra shoulder in that hit
maybe they can play his interview during halftime lol
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
LenDale just stomped on that zit on his lip like it was a terrible towel.
Be judgmental about the actions of the past, be hopeful about the actions of the future. -The Homers Creed
by DaGoaT on Nov 23, 2009 8:55 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
i love that they call the Hold, that makes me happy....
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
this comment
can burn in hell with him
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
Bunch of people looked bad on that play
by goingforthecorner on Nov 23, 2009 8:57 PM CST reply actions
Stunner
Our end of half double quadruple deep zone fucked us again
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
very gracious spot....
down at the 3, ball at the 1
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
Vince Young
Is not afraid of anything but boos.
TOUCHDOWN VINCE YOUNG
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Nov 23, 2009 9:00 PM CST up reply actions
Gruden
Would worship Jamarcus Russel at quarterback if you gave him a chance.
Well of course
Why do you think he kept 4 qb’s on the roster?
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Nov 23, 2009 9:02 PM CST up reply actions
14-14 at the half scares me
our defense was supposed to me better
we need
atleast a field goal… just a lead at half will help since they get the ball…
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
If they bring up the Rose Bowl
One more time. I might have to go burn some orange.
See how Slaton
Gains positive yardage? That is so helpful from the running back position.
yea...
i remember pulling for him so hard… now all i wanna see is Cushing knock him out
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
way to cheat and hold him down titans....
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
They find Houston boring
So it’s all VY. It’s the triumph of sports journalism over actual sports. Sort of sad.
My hairline is going
BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Nov 23, 2009 9:06 PM CST up reply actions
what the fucking fuck was that? They are holding Slaton down and not letting him up, and the ref just stands there with his thumb up his ass? I see Bud took another 250 grand and gave it to the refs.
Be judgmental about the actions of the past, be hopeful about the actions of the future. -The Homers Creed
same thing they did early on
when they were scrumming
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Nov 23, 2009 9:14 PM CST up reply actions
By my count
Dunta got victimized for four consecutive completions, including a touchdown and a declined penalty.
Our D needs to step up.
The longer this game is close, the more likely it is that I vomit somewhere.
When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.
by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 23, 2009 9:10 PM CST reply actions
i love james casey
but he shouldnt have more yards then Andre Johnson….
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
Chris Berman couldn't possibly care less about this game
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
Chris Meyers
Doing his best revolving door impression
we need more slaton
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
OMG NO WAY!
Gruden was going with tenn?!?!?!!! …..
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
We threw one PA pass the whole half
Maybe if we’d y’know, run the ball more, we could take advantage of the best play we have.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
Funny thing is
The run game looked passable when it wasn’t Chris Brown
ok really.....
where the fuck is the coverage?
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
flag?
wow, guess u cant even get close to VY…
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
So...
Our halftime adjustment…was more zone?
Well
We can’t let Dunta be the only one looking embarrassed out there. He’s our #1 CB!
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Nov 23, 2009 9:25 PM CST up reply actions
HELL YES!!!!
FUCK YOU TITANS!!!! EAT A NUT!!!
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
im ready to see gruden run down there and block for VY
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
Now let's score
And lower the boom on Vince. Let him throw some INTs downfield.
I'm gonna beat this into the ground.
Inside Gruden’s Mind 3: “Look at the poise on Young’s face when he fumbles! What form!”
A.J. flakes on National TV?
thats not good…
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
I love the replay
Where he just drops the ball onto the ground.
A.J.
seems a little drop filled tonight whats up?
see what happens
WHEN SLATON IS IN THE GAME!
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
by Kiratomi on Nov 23, 2009 9:27 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
What, you don't like 2 yard runs?
I’m guessing you didn’t enjoy the Jonathan Wells era either.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Nov 23, 2009 9:28 PM CST up reply actions
not really
but my favorite was when stacy mack played.. he was my favorite of all time….
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
is there a reason moats hasnt entered the game yet? is he in the doghouse?
by cookiemonster1508 on Nov 23, 2009 9:27 PM CST reply actions
thats terrible, i thought they reported he was backing up slaton today
by cookiemonster1508 on Nov 23, 2009 9:29 PM CST up reply actions
I love it
When they get in the zone like this…WTF did we just give the BALL TO CHRIS BROWN
Perfect time to go to Chris Brown there
We were too in-sync
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
someone throw a rock with a note on it at Kubes
Dear Kubes, STOP BEING A DUMB FUCK!
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
Take the points
And keep the ball away from CHRIS brown.
Just because Brown played for the Tits
doesn’t mean he has some kind of magical ability to run well against them.
ok, lets see if he can actually hit this one
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
WTF BROWN
everyone named Brown needs to be let go
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
new thread is up
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

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