Official Fuck Kris Brown Thread
by chrisjay84 on Nov 23, 2009 10:49 PM CST
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If there is any accountability in the world this guy needs to be out of a fucking job. You're telling me there's NO one who can make a goddamned kick on the waiver wire? The fucking Ravens just picked up Billy fucking Cundiff and he hit 5 field goals. This guy has cost us the chance to win our last two games, and when we're 8-8 again at the end of the season we'll need only to look back on this guy who got the yips.
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ya Im on this bandwagon. You dont get to miss to game changing kicks as a kicker. Its your only fucking job.
Be judgmental about the actions of the past, be hopeful about the actions of the future. -The Homers Creed
by DaGoaT on Nov 23, 2009 10:52 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
That's IT
It’s not like a QB or RB when you have all these different duties. What’s your job as a kicker? TO KICK THE FUCKING BALL STRAIGHT. He didn’t have anyone riding up his ass, he had the blocking. You can’t do your job and it cost us one game fine, everyone can have an off game, you do it twice and you’re fired before it becomes a goddamned habit.
by chrisjay84 on Nov 23, 2009 10:56 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I choose 2.
It’s better than feeling this sting right now.
by chrisjay84 on Nov 23, 2009 11:03 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
*Jumping off Texans' to the playoffs bandwagon.
Sorry but it’s true. We’re behind in so many tiebreakers and we have to win games like this.
by chrisjay84 on Nov 23, 2009 11:04 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
There should be a 3rd choice
Jump into the deepest part of the river and hopefully drown
by David V on Nov 23, 2009 11:24 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
My oh my,
how I enjoy the taste of those warm juicy tears you bitches shedding right now.
All week long you bitches have been bumping your gums, spitting all kinds of jibber jabber. Words cannot explain how happy I am that all your hopes and dreams of wild card scenarios have now crashed into a pit of infinite sadness.
I hope now that something else bad happens to each one of you texan fans this week that laughed at that McNair joke.
Go Titans.
"the views displayed by Mr.Norhtnashville in no way reflect the views of more mature Titan fans. Viewer discretion is advised. Loser.
by MrNorhtNashville on Nov 23, 2009 11:07 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Please
Copy and paste an instance where I, Chris Jackson (chrisjay84) was"bumping my gums?" Fuck off troll. I didn’t talk trash before the game and I don’t accept your backwards Redneck attempt to pass off a choking kicker as the evidence of the greatness of the Titans.
Eat shit and die.
by chrisjay84 on Nov 23, 2009 11:12 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Feed me your tears they fuel my fire. Your keyboard must be nice and soggy, trade me.
"the views displayed by Mr.Norhtnashville in no way reflect the views of more mature Titan fans. Viewer discretion is advised. Loser.
by MrNorhtNashville on Nov 23, 2009 11:23 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That sounds like a Korn lyric.
Trashtalk fail.
by chrisjay84 on Nov 23, 2009 11:24 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Im not really the Korn type, North Nashville raised sucka. thats crazy music. Failure Music. Texan music.
"the views displayed by Mr.Norhtnashville in no way reflect the views of more mature Titan fans. Viewer discretion is advised. Loser.
by MrNorhtNashville on Nov 23, 2009 11:27 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Raised in Nashville?
I would never have known from your eloquent musings.
When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.
by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 24, 2009 7:05 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
yeah yeah yeah youre a happy fucker right now
but youre still a game behind us and your franchise has exactly the same number of SB rings as ours so shutup and get off our site
by TexasHoosier on Nov 23, 2009 11:35 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
wow such sore losers
for fans who love to talk so much shit.
losing a SB >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> never had a winning record
T-Rac's Posse - T-Rac is one boss raccoon.
My personal Tribute to Air McNair
by T--Rac's Posse on Nov 23, 2009 11:38 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
are you fucking kidding me? tack fans and players are the biggest shit talkers in the league. Funny how fucking silent you cousin fucking hillbillies have been for 6 weeks, now you think you are hot shit. Dont count your chickens before they hatch my inbred friend, you have to win out 6 more games before you have a reason to talk shit. Until then do the smart thing and shut the fuck up and let them play the games.
Be judgmental about the actions of the past, be hopeful about the actions of the future. -The Homers Creed
by DaGoaT on Nov 24, 2009 7:10 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
So you're telling me you're happy with that 1 yard loss...
…10 years ago? Wow, that’s kinda sad. Thanks for making me feel better about the Texans.
by TexansDC on Nov 24, 2009 12:11 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
And for anyone who says
“At least we got to the Super Bowl! You’ll never go!”
It’s all the same crap. Only 1 Super Bowl winner a year….everything else? No one cares about. It still reads: Tennessee – 0 Houston – 0
by TexansDC on Nov 24, 2009 12:13 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
The line between Tits fans and Cowboys fans blurs
At least the Cowboys did win some Super Bowls way back when.
When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.
by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 24, 2009 12:21 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
what are you talking about genius, the job just got harder, the hopes are not crushed until they lose 2 more games. Until then they are still in it.
Be judgmental about the actions of the past, be hopeful about the actions of the future. -The Homers Creed
by DaGoaT on Nov 24, 2009 7:07 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
We need to get rid of the last "original" Texan.
I’m sorry, this does not cut it. It’s a nice story to have him aboard and playing but I want him gone.
"Football's so important in Texas. On the West Coast, it's a social. On the East Coast, it's a culture. Here, it's a religion."
-- Major Applewhite
by Sunkist on Nov 23, 2009 11:22 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I don't want to sit through another year of
“this is the year.” Christ I feel like a goddamned Cubs fan.
by chrisjay84 on Nov 23, 2009 11:24 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Use a closer to home reference, be like a Bills fan :D
Bills fan? In Colorado? It's more likely than you think.
by UZ on Nov 24, 2009 1:57 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
"Original" Texan = "Original" Loser
T-Rac's Posse - T-Rac is one boss raccoon.
My personal Tribute to Air McNair
by T--Rac's Posse on Nov 23, 2009 11:26 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
You are right on!
"Football's so important in Texas. On the West Coast, it's a social. On the East Coast, it's a culture. Here, it's a religion."
-- Major Applewhite
by Sunkist on Nov 23, 2009 11:42 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
What happened to you?
You used to be cool.
I’m not trying to pick a fight; it’s an honest question.
You guys won. Congrats. No need to paint everyone with one broad brushstroke.
When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.
by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 24, 2009 7:07 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Anyone who disrespected the Titans this week is a fool...
I am a diehard Texans fan, but I don’t understand how anyone could have felt cocky going into this game.
Until we stop getting stupid penalties…
Until we can trust our running game…
Until we can capitalize on opportunities…
We will not be a playoff team.
What a disheartening loss.
Mario > VY > Bush
Schaub > Romo
Go TEXANS!
Go TCU FROGS!
by MFriday on Nov 23, 2009 11:52 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
A great many of us weren't
Sure, there are always some homers, but a great many Texans fans acknowledged that this was always going to be a tough game.
Which is exactly what it was.
When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.
by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 24, 2009 7:08 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I gotta say Titans fans are being the most disrespectful I’ve seen any fans get in a long time around here. Making fun of a dead former player? That’s low.
Bills fan? In Colorado? It's more likely than you think.
by UZ on Nov 24, 2009 1:56 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
KRIS BROWN = GAY FISH ……….sucks to be yall … close game…. But yall just SUCKED DA TIT !!!!
by jaketitan427 on Nov 24, 2009 5:30 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
This game hurts
But probably nowhere near as bad as losing 59-0.
And as much as it sucks to be 5-5, it probably sucks a little worse to be 4-6.
When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.
by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 24, 2009 7:13 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I should also add:
Fuck Kris Brown.
It’s not nearly as gratifying as Fuck Dunta. But it has to be said.
Fuck both of them.
When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.
by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 24, 2009 7:14 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
I understand that this is a thread to rant about Kris Brown
but the title? Come on.
by Jordann on Nov 24, 2009 9:11 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
honestly, you dont get to screw us twice in a row as a kicker. You make millions to do ONE job. They dont ask you to throw, run, catch, tackle. Just do your one job and make a kick when your team needs it.
Be judgmental about the actions of the past, be hopeful about the actions of the future. -The Homers Creed
by DaGoaT on Nov 24, 2009 9:23 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I get your point.
But there’s been so many times in franchise history that we couldn’t score a damn touchdown and Kris Brown carried our team with ridiculous field goals from all over the place. It’s just sad to see him regress as the whole team is progressing and gaining success.
by Jordann on Nov 24, 2009 9:34 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I agree, in the past. This is the here and now and he is screwing us with no lube.
Be judgmental about the actions of the past, be hopeful about the actions of the future. -The Homers Creed
by DaGoaT on Nov 24, 2009 9:51 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Here is an idea.
Use your allegedly high ppowered offense (what a joke that was last night) to score points in the second half.
Then you don’t have to rely on a KICKER to save your ass.
So sick of this bullshit.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
by TexansForever on Nov 24, 2009 10:13 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
We had 8 seconds and 1 TO
I understand the risk of a sack but you have to take a shot to either 1) win the game outright or 2) make it easier for your kicker (he who shall not be named).
by chrisjay84 on Nov 24, 2009 10:19 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
a kicker in the NFL is expected to make a 49 yard field goal. hell their kicker made it with ease from 53. Distance wasnt the issue, he hooked it. It really wouldnt have mattered if it was 10 yards closer.
Be judgmental about the actions of the past, be hopeful about the actions of the future. -The Homers Creed
by DaGoaT on Nov 24, 2009 11:13 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
On a more positive note
SBNation.com quoted me! lol I feel so important.
by chrisjay84 on Nov 24, 2009 10:43 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
I've killed a Titan fan with a trident
and I’m not afraid to do it again.
You’ve been warned you stupid, dong-slurping tools.
"There's two kinds of coaches, them that's fired and them that's gonna be fired." ~ Bum Phillips
by H-town Fanatic on Nov 24, 2009 12:59 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I've been meaning to talk to you about that.
You should probably find a safe house and lay low for awhile because I think your wanted for murder.
You are banned from Music City Miracles.
Happy Now Tits?
You are banned from Blogging The Boys.
by CFHTim on Nov 24, 2009 2:14 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Really ?
You are banned from Music City Miracles.
Happy Now Tits?
You are banned from Blogging The Boys.
by CFHTim on Nov 24, 2009 2:48 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I think so lol
what were you wearing?
I forgot what color of jersey and what number it was but it was you and some guy that was wearing a VY jersey
by Jordann on Nov 24, 2009 2:55 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I was wearing a Pro Bowl Ryans jersey and red hat.
Did have an asshole next to me in a VY jersey
You are banned from Music City Miracles.
Happy Now Tits?
You are banned from Blogging The Boys.
by CFHTim on Nov 24, 2009 3:15 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
damn I shouldve DVR'd the game. Im almost sure that it was you
by Jordann on Nov 24, 2009 3:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Sadly, now I have to watch that game again.
You are banned from Music City Miracles.
Happy Now Tits?
You are banned from Blogging The Boys.
by CFHTim on Nov 24, 2009 3:47 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Here's My Kris Brown Rant
I’m the only one that finds it odd that 1) He just signed a 4 year..10 million plus contract to make kicks he has been missing…and 2) That he has a charity Kick Club for Texas Children’s Hospital? If I was one of those kids…I would be ashamed…I would be calling the NFL and ask them if there was an Adam Vinatieri Kick Club!
This dude misses 3 out of his last 4 FG’s…two as we all know could have tied games…and yet…if you search online…there is not one headline right that reads something like “Houston Kicker Out…Big Surprise…Duh!” Which is a big surprise! When is an NFL team going to listen to it’s fans that pump cash flow into the team? I guess Sunday when Kris trots on to the field…and he is boo’ed…maybe the Texans will listen to all our rants…I doubt it…But if we get rid of old Lead foot…who is out there?
http://www.nfl.com/freeagency#players-tab-set-1:players-grid-container-position/players-list-links-position:pos-specialists
The only on this list is Martin Gramatica…so…he missed some FG’s for the Saints in 08…is he still hurt?
And not on this list…
Where is Matt Bryant? Does anyone know…someone 911 his ass! Coach Gary could bring Matt in…just try him out and shake things up!
But with alll this being said…we are stuck with Kris Brown…The plain…simple…and sad truth.
by tongueflapper on Nov 24, 2009 4:11 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
i can possibly forgive the first missed goal.
We were the vistors in the colts game… and he missed…. i can possibly forgive that one if we make the playoffs.
What i cant forgive is the two missed field goals on home turf. This is his stadium and to have some other kicker out do you… C’mon man.
by Ivan A on Nov 24, 2009 6:02 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Two people need to go
Kris Brown & Chris Brown. These two combined have cost the Texans 4 games
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
by The Night Owl on Nov 26, 2009 1:26 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
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