Texans Vs. Colts Trash Talkin'
by CFHTim on Nov 4, 2009 10:44 AM CST
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If you wanna have some good old fashioned smack talk leading up to the showdown between the Texans and Colts this is the place. BBS has no power on this thread so feel free to discuss whatever you want, there will be no unecessary threats here. Make your predictions for the game this Sunday, all opinions are welcome. I predict a Texans victory 24-21 in a close game in Indy.
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No threats???
I swear that if anyone hurts my feelings in this thread, I will go eat ice cream in the corner and cry for hours. Assholes.
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
by Shake on Nov 4, 2009 11:00 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
I heard there would be some serious
throwdowns going on in this thread………………
WTF…….
by MARVININDY on Nov 4, 2009 11:05 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Sorry for the delay
I was going to post something earlier, but Peyton ran into my office and smashed his cinder-block forehead into my laptop….crushing it into tiny pieces.
Then right after that, he just stood there and delivered a 1-line statement about how he uses Head & Shoulders, like he thought he was taping another uninspiring commercial. It was just fucking weird.
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
by Shake on Nov 4, 2009 11:22 AM CST up reply actions 4 recs
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
by Shake on Nov 4, 2009 11:26 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
TIM EHHHHH!
You are banned from Music City Miracles. (twice)
You are banned from Blogging The Boys.
http://www.twitter.com/doobieman21
by chrisd21 on Nov 4, 2009 2:16 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
it is a pretty awesome forehead
it has the trade value of an 18 passenger van full of Texans players.
by MARVININDY on Nov 4, 2009 12:24 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
5 head
<img src=“”http://www.flickr.com/photos/11508981@N08/4075952578/" title=“5head by adclose, on Flickr”>
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You can't fix Dumb
by Texans-Brocos on Nov 4, 2009 1:27 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Needed to photoshop
an number 90 jersey on one of those bears.
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by CFHTim on Nov 4, 2009 11:08 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Is Peightan still recieving his royalties
for his work in the Goonies ?
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by CFHTim on Nov 4, 2009 12:05 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
oh how i wish
As long as we have Peyton we will always have a chance to win.
by skywalker on Nov 4, 2009 12:12 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
If he had only gotten another 5 inches of vertical...
Then he would have gone over the helmet, and the ball would not have been knocked loose. Right? RIGHT?
/sobs
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
by Shake on Nov 4, 2009 12:21 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
You know where he screwed up?
He didn’t ask for the Power of Patrick Willis before jumping. Fuckin’ Rosencopter.
Note to self: Insert something witty here.
by bigfatdrunk on Nov 4, 2009 12:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Was pretty fly for a white guy.
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by CFHTim on Nov 4, 2009 1:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
just had to do it.
"See I belive in the beloved below the skin, so forgive me if I sin
Skimming the surface before I burrow in." Typical Cats -- Any Day
"Being in an online beef is like participating in the special olympics, even if you win you're still retarded."
--- not to offend anyone with the quote
by PinoyPride23. on Nov 6, 2009 10:10 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
we....
We deserved that.
Note to self: Insert something witty here.
by bigfatdrunk on Nov 4, 2009 12:21 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
my fave
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8
Note to self: Insert something witty here.
by bigfatdrunk on Nov 4, 2009 12:23 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
That
Took much, much longer to come out than I thought it would. Skywalker, you and yours are slipping.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to have a good cry.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Nov 4, 2009 12:58 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
here
take some ice cream with you. it….it helps.
Note to self: Insert something witty here.
by bigfatdrunk on Nov 4, 2009 1:02 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh this can't end well
plus its not fair! There are so many more Colts/Peyton haters out there to make funny pictures. We have to make our own. I’m not that good. I violate intellectual property rights daily.
Indianapolis Colts, taking focus away from my DBacks every Sunday.
by AJforAZ on Nov 4, 2009 1:22 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
HAHA
Colts fans have no lack of funny pictures to post. You should start posting all your mitten pics, those just make my day exponentially better.
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by CFHTim on Nov 4, 2009 1:54 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
FLAME WARRR!!!!!!!!!
Indianapolis Colts, taking focus away from my DBacks every Sunday.
by AJforAZ on Nov 4, 2009 1:38 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Baby Peyton don't like where this thread is going...
by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 4, 2009 4:28 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
Funny shit right there
nicely done
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
by Shake on Nov 4, 2009 4:33 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Colts win
28-13. the Colts D is on fire the last several weeks, and Houston’s suspect running game will force them to pass. That’s when it all goes downhill for them, as Freeney and Mathis feast on Scobb.
I like Houston, but personally I feel that they are tooled in a way that is a big advantage to the Colts. You have to have a strong defense and strong running game to beat them, imo, and passing offenses generally do not fare well against the Colts (simply because the Defensive ends are amazing, and teams cannot keep up with Peyton & Co. on offense).
by yellowsnow on Nov 5, 2009 8:46 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
"Houston’s suspect running game will force them to pass"
uhm…you do realize we have the most passing yards in the league and the passing game IS our main strength….
“Forcing us to pass” is about as good of a game strategy as “Force Adrian Petersen into the open field”.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
by TexansForever on Nov 5, 2009 10:29 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Yes
I know this, but also realize that stopping the pass and pass rush are the Colts’ strongest defensive suits as well. It will be very interesting to see how it plays out. I know the Cardinals haven’t been as good as the Texans this year, but offensively they have a good pass attack and suspect running game, very similar from what I’ve seen of the Texans, and they were handled by the Colts D.
by yellowsnow on Nov 5, 2009 10:55 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Our line has played better then the Cards. Outside of the first game they have done a commendable job keeping Schuab on his feet.
by nolander on Nov 5, 2009 12:10 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Don't worry...
Dwight Freeney will do a commendable job of keeping Shab on his feet, too. See, he usually likes to hold up the QB just long enough for Robert Mathis to sprint in to turn him into the meat in what we like to call the Freeney/Mathis sandwich. Unfortunately, this usually results in the QB releasing the ball and sometimes his bowels as well…
Just in case, you might want to get old Chob some of these for the game.
by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 5, 2009 1:23 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That looks more like Paytun Mannung's size.
You should give it to him instead.
by Jordann on Nov 5, 2009 2:43 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
will it fit his forehead too?
Just in case he sees #90, #31, #56, #59, and my favorite — #52, Patrick Willis, near him?
"See I belive in the beloved below the skin, so forgive me if I sin
Skimming the surface before I burrow in." Typical Cats -- Any Day
"Being in an online beef is like participating in the special olympics, even if you win you're still retarded."
--- not to offend anyone with the quote
by PinoyPride23. on Nov 6, 2009 10:16 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Oreo Eatin' Contest Anyone ?
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by CFHTim on Nov 5, 2009 9:13 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
I think
Yellow has been eating his own snow
You can't fix Dumb
by Texans-Brocos on Nov 5, 2009 10:16 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Rec'd
For self depricating humor
You can't fix Dumb
by Texans-Brocos on Nov 5, 2009 10:36 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
damn you
I LOLed in real life.
Note to self: Insert something witty here.
by bigfatdrunk on Nov 5, 2009 11:46 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I found this
But what struck me was how weak indy’s schedual was the first half of the season and how much tougher it is going to get the rest of the season for them.
You can't fix Dumb
by Texans-Brocos on Nov 5, 2009 10:45 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
yeah,
the bad part is that our Texans schedule strength differential (1st to 2nd half of the season) shows the same trend.
by Smittybaby on Nov 5, 2009 2:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Cue movie announcer voice
Peyton Manning stars in the next box office hit.
VAMPIRE QUARTERBACK!
Available in theatres this December, when the colts are eliminated from the playoffs.
by Jordann on Nov 5, 2009 11:38 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
....
Bob Sanders does not play Hide-and-Seek, He plays HIDE and PRAY-HE-DOES-NOT FIND-YOU!
by coltsfan723 on Nov 5, 2009 12:15 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Or David Carr...aka The Razzle Dazzle Mitten Man...
by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 5, 2009 1:31 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Rec'd
Love the colt fans arsenal of mitten pics.
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by CFHTim on Nov 5, 2009 1:49 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Nothing like a Mr Mittens picture
to brighten your workday amirite?
by Jordann on Nov 5, 2009 2:44 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Always brightens my day.
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by CFHTim on Nov 6, 2009 11:59 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That's it, you're banned. BANNED, I TELLS YA!
And rec’ed.
Note to self: Insert something witty here.
by bigfatdrunk on Nov 5, 2009 1:54 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
My name is David Carr
and I approve of this picture.
By the way, how does my hair look?
Stellar?
Cool beans.
by Jordann on Nov 5, 2009 2:44 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
no wonder he sucks, he throws the football like a girl.
"See I belive in the beloved below the skin, so forgive me if I sin
Skimming the surface before I burrow in." Typical Cats -- Any Day
"Being in an online beef is like participating in the special olympics, even if you win you're still retarded."
--- not to offend anyone with the quote
by PinoyPride23. on Nov 6, 2009 10:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
More than 24 hours late
And copying someone else’s homework will only get you negative points for originality.
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
by Shake on Nov 5, 2009 1:32 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
24 hrs.?
Maybe I misunderstand you, but his pic was posted in reply to the original pic 40 minutes later.
Poor clock management: -5 internets
by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 5, 2009 1:43 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, now I see...
Someone already posted that pic earlier in the thread.
/picks up flag
by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 5, 2009 1:49 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Yep
that’s the one
Had it been a different-angle picture of the same incident, it would have been acceptable.
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
by Shake on Nov 5, 2009 3:49 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
How about this then?
Now a proud annoyance on Stampede Blue, 18to88, Indy Football Report, and Phil B's blog.
Man, I need a life...
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: Viz Media (The creators of my absolute favorite show of all-time and inspiration to my avatar, Naruto) just announced a partnership with the channel Disney XD to bring the English-dubbed episodes of Naruto Shippuden (The continuation of the Naruto series) to that station with a new episode airing each week, starting, well, NOW. With the series recording I just put on it, this is one of the greatest days I've had in a long time. I'm not kidding. I love the show that much.
by Cassieper on Nov 5, 2009 5:49 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
One for the future...
“Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! OH, SHIT IT’S ROBERT MATHIS AND HE LOOKS SUPER PISSED! LET’S GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!”
by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 5, 2009 5:54 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
hahaah awesome.
AJ was definitely going for the eyepoke there.
by Jordann on Nov 6, 2009 10:04 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I thought he meant the Rosencopter pic.
Skywalker posted it yesterday.
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by CFHTim on Nov 5, 2009 1:50 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Playoffs ! (In best Jim Mora voice)
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by CFHTim on Nov 5, 2009 1:51 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Lame, like your quarterback...
“Look mama! I iz a f..f..f..footballs player!”
by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 5, 2009 2:05 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
Beautiful.
I commend you good sir.
P.S.
Thanks for almost getting me fired.
by Jordann on Nov 5, 2009 2:46 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I want that card now.
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by CFHTim on Nov 5, 2009 6:45 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That's actually a card?
I thought it was peytonsurdaddy’s brilliant photoshop skillz!
what the heck were they thinking!
by Jordann on Nov 6, 2009 10:05 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Uhhhhhhhhhhh...............
they weren’t?
Now a proud annoyance on Stampede Blue, 18to88, Indy Football Report, and Phil B's blog.
Man, I need a life...
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: Viz Media (The creators of my absolute favorite show of all-time and inspiration to my avatar, Naruto) just announced a partnership with the channel Disney XD to bring the English-dubbed episodes of Naruto Shippuden (The continuation of the Naruto series) to that station with a new episode airing each week, starting, well, NOW. With the series recording I just put on it, this is one of the greatest days I've had in a long time. I'm not kidding. I love the show that much.
by Cassieper on Nov 6, 2009 10:11 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Pretty sure thats a real card.
Gonna have to look on e bay for that one.
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by CFHTim on Nov 6, 2009 12:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
You couldve at least posted the picture.
by Jordann on Nov 6, 2009 2:19 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Dear God, that is gay
"There's two kinds of coaches, them that's fired and them that's gonna be fired." ~ Bum Phillips
by H-town Fanatic on Nov 6, 2009 2:22 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
You could have at least posted the caption
Kurt Warner: Hey Schaub, excellent game-WHOA! Why is your penis touching mine? Wait, why is your hand on my ass? What the!!
Matt Schaub: You wanna kiss me don’t you.
by nolander on Nov 6, 2009 2:48 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
DAMMIT!!!
YOU’RE STEALING MY LINES!
First the banned. And then the: you want to kiss me, don’t you.
You are so outta here.
Note to self: Insert something witty here.
by bigfatdrunk on Nov 6, 2009 3:48 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Hey man, I didn’t right the caption
Does this make you feel better? http://nationalfootballleague.tumblr.com/post/231128871/sportscentr-and-in-this-photo-eli-youre-on
"And in this photo, Eli, you’re on your knees. Blowing the game."
by nolander on Nov 6, 2009 5:58 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
HOLY F'ING GAY!!! OMFGAY!!!! MY EYES!!! OH GOD!!
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
by TexansForever on Nov 8, 2009 8:02 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Matt Squab: “Has anyone seen that pointy football thingy? I’s used to has one right here…”
“Oh…theres it is. Mr. Mathis, sir, may I please have back my not-round, but not-all-the-way-flat throwin’ ball? It smells good and Mr. Coach gets awful mad when I loses it.”
Robert Mathis: “HA HA HA HA! …………NOPE!”
by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 6, 2009 6:17 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
+1000
Note to self: Insert something witty here.
by bigfatdrunk on Nov 6, 2009 7:46 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
You wish you could choke in the playoffs...
by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 6, 2009 8:17 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Still that's funny as hell.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
by TexansForever on Nov 8, 2009 8:02 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Amazingly, Peyton Manning Douche is surprisingly fortuitous as a google image search.
by nolander on Nov 6, 2009 6:39 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd
Despite Manning curiously switching to what appears to be a homemade #81 jersey.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Nov 7, 2009 10:04 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
He idolizes Bryan Fletcher.
Now a proud annoyance on Stampede Blue, 18to88, Indy Football Report, and Phil B's blog.
Man, I need a life...
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: This is my dad's favorite scene from one of my all-time favorite shows. Full of win, IMO.
by Cassieper on Nov 7, 2009 12:44 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
"Oh noes! I losted my f...f...footballs again! Mr. Coach is gonna makes me sit on the dummy bench again..."
by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 7, 2009 1:34 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Re: Dummy Bench
That’s as good of a label for where Slaton was in Buffalo last week as anything I’ve read. Kudos.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Nov 7, 2009 9:51 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
All of you wish you were gay...
You’d be gettin’ more than you ever had when you were supposedly straight. Steers…….
Queers…
/super morest the ever drunker than you ever were pussies
by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 8, 2009 2:58 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
more than true for me!
Note to self: Insert something witty here.
by bigfatdrunk on Nov 8, 2009 6:40 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
+ We own you. You cheesy fucking bystanders
by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 8, 2009 3:01 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
I hadn't seen this one
Damn funny.
Note to self: Insert something witty here.
by bigfatdrunk on Nov 8, 2009 6:40 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
by TexansForever on Nov 8, 2009 8:05 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
And the ever popular.....
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
by TexansForever on Nov 8, 2009 8:07 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
And last but not least....
BEST FAIL EVER!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEhDZN0RFjw&feature=related
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
by TexansForever on Nov 8, 2009 9:13 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
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