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Larry Johnson, formerly of the KC Chiefs (take the poll)

...was cut today...

I think the Texans should sign him! They have two weeks to get him into the game plan before Monday Night against the Tennesee Titans. He brings pedigree, size and some other unmentionable baggage. But, he is a football player. I think he takes Chris Brown's spot on the active roster. What else can you say about him? He is sour personality and guilty of violent acts against women. Michael Vick is getting a second chance. Why not Larry Johnson?

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Should the Texans sign Larry Johnson?

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Fuck no with a capital Fuck.

Be judgmental about the actions of the past, be hopeful about the actions of the future. -The Homers Creed

by DaGoaT on Nov 9, 2009 2:34 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Nice

But what about the “No?”

Note to self: Insert something witty here.

by bigfatdrunk on Nov 9, 2009 2:41 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

the no should be replaced by a punch in the dick.

Be judgmental about the actions of the past, be hopeful about the actions of the future. -The Homers Creed

by DaGoaT on Nov 9, 2009 2:58 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

SOmetimes a change of locale and some good people around you can change a player......Cedric Benson anyone?

I say work him out at least. You can always drop him if he becomes a distraction.

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related

by TexansForever on Nov 9, 2009 2:58 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

unless he can play guard or center, hes not going to make a difference.

Be judgmental about the actions of the past, be hopeful about the actions of the future. -The Homers Creed

by DaGoaT on Nov 9, 2009 2:58 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

He can play center. Direct snap to himself! It's f'in brilliant!

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related

by TexansForever on Nov 9, 2009 3:02 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

wasnt that in a movie?

Be judgmental about the actions of the past, be hopeful about the actions of the future. -The Homers Creed

by DaGoaT on Nov 9, 2009 3:11 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

What about the Pollard connection?

Is that something that can be used to the Texans advantage here?

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Nov 9, 2009 3:22 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

what do you mean? Johnson has to go thru the legal wavier process. Wait and see if anyone before us claims him first.

Be judgmental about the actions of the past, be hopeful about the actions of the future. -The Homers Creed

by DaGoaT on Nov 9, 2009 3:25 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Here's the latest on that

Johnson is almost certain to clear waivers, because a team that claims him would have to pay his salary of more than $2 million, which the Chiefs will pay if he is not picked up. But if he clears waivers and a team signs him, Johnson will still collect his salary from the Chiefs in addition to whatever he makes with his new team.

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Nov 9, 2009 3:29 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Benson is a whole different beast. Two arrests that seemed a bit odd vs 4 times being arrested for violence against women, not to mention calling out your coach the way LJ did. Do you really want a fuckstick like him fucking with the locker room.

by nolander on Nov 9, 2009 3:32 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

What would you do to make the playoffs, is what we should be asking...

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Nov 9, 2009 3:36 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Rec'd

for not just thinking about winning but our community as well. Our team has done so much for the community and having a player with LJ’s personality is not gonna work out with our organization.

by Jordann on Nov 9, 2009 3:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

amen @DaGoaT.

same here. and that’s the EXACT reason why you will never see LJ in a texans uniform.

if you're hating on dunta... ask yourself. are you upset that YOU aren't worth 10 million dollars?
http://www.twitter.com/doobieman21

by chrisd21 on Nov 10, 2009 11:28 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Not support someone who is most likely going to go to a bar the second his plane lands and find a woman to beat on. If the team signed him I would be over this organization.

by nolander on Nov 9, 2009 4:16 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

The only reason I would even consider it...

is if NE, Indy, and San Diego were……then maybe I would. Big MAYBE.

by TexansDC on Nov 9, 2009 3:42 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

San Diego is a team full of fucksticks like LJ, they are a terrible example of a team to emulate.

by nolander on Nov 9, 2009 4:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Again...

What Chris said.

Note to self: Insert something witty here.

by bigfatdrunk on Nov 9, 2009 3:45 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

No.

Like what Chris said on his blog.

The man is poison.

And the “Cedric Benson was able to revive his career with another team” angle doesn’t apply here. Benson never had a shot with the Bears. Johnson had the glory for a couple of years but he pissed it all away.

by Jordann on Nov 9, 2009 3:47 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

More like

Boozers & Beaters

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Nov 11, 2009 10:12 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Somebody check quick.....

he may already be a Raider.

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Nov 9, 2009 4:13 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

If not in garb then in spirit.

by nolander on Nov 9, 2009 4:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Cable loves the guy

A fuckstick that beats up women, fits right in. Even Skelator likes him. And will give him a huge contract

You can't fix Dumb

by Texans-Brocos on Nov 9, 2009 4:30 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

LJ Thinks....

cable is what you slap women around with.

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Nov 9, 2009 4:40 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Just for the pure joy of advocating for the devil...

After vomiting out “the good” of VY winning games, I might as well be the first to dust off the welcome mat old, what do you call him, f*ckstick? So, here’s my case for F*ckstick.

F*ckstick is a great nickname, "Schaub drops back, hands off to F*ckstick, OH NO! F*ckstick runs it THROUGH the endzone, into the crowd and proceeds to beat up a woman for her beer. We’d all be like, “Oh F*ckstick!! Not Again!” Then the camera zooms in, F*ckstick turns to the camera smiles sheepishly and shrugs, (que wacky sound effect) everyone starts laughing…Close scene.

Now that is a picture perfect ending, if I’ve ever imagined one!

“I rest my case”….Sorry, I mean, “Case Closed!”

by Smittybaby on Nov 9, 2009 7:22 PM CST reply actions   2 recs

I mean...

case dismissed.

Note to self: Insert something witty here.

by bigfatdrunk on Nov 9, 2009 8:12 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

No way I heard he was GAY

by trex76 on Nov 9, 2009 7:50 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Ridiculous

You’re better than that.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Nov 10, 2009 8:40 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

And?

6-10% of pro athletes are.

Note to self: Insert something witty here.

by bigfatdrunk on Nov 10, 2009 9:02 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, I thought it was just Jeff Garcia.

You are banned from Music City Miracles.
Happy Now Tits?
You are banned from Blogging The Boys.

by CFHTim on Nov 10, 2009 9:04 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I find that you posting a picture of my girlfriend without her permission is a serious breach of etiquette.

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related

by TexansForever on Nov 10, 2009 9:25 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

What???

She said she was single!

Note to self: Insert something witty here.

by bigfatdrunk on Nov 10, 2009 9:50 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

LJ WILL BE A TEXANS BEFORE NOVEMBER 19, 2009...

Larry Johnson will sign with the Texans NLT 11/19…and he will have a huge impact on the run game especially during the “PLAYOFFS.” LJ’s insertion into the offense will open up the passing game for Schaub and Company, and of course, the Texans will have a Air Fest.

by luvfootball1970 on Nov 15, 2009 5:55 PM CST reply actions   0 recs


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