Open Game Day Thread: Seattle v. Houston - 2nd Quarter Thread
This is the Texans squad we dream about.
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Like what I've seen so far.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 13, 2009 12:44 PM CST reply actions
chris brown just picks up blitzes.
"Because you cant read. Get lost looser." - Mcnair2VY
by bigfatdrunk on Dec 13, 2009 12:47 PM CST up reply actions
AJ!!!
and schuab on myu fantasy team in my playoffs….WOOOOOOOO
by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Dec 13, 2009 12:46 PM CST reply actions
Thanks for dismantling our juggernaut offense Tim Ruskell
At least we have this great defense instead. Oh wait
"For the love of god drop the FF talk everyone."
"I hope they bring heat every play because that means there are plays to be made"
I love that quote.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
Which type of plays need to be made?
Is it big-time ones?
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Dec 13, 2009 12:51 PM CST up reply actions
Some over there blame the team's struggles entirely on Hasselbeck
and think the defense is just a piece away.
"For the love of god drop the FF talk everyone."
by Fearless Frog on Dec 13, 2009 12:52 PM CST up reply actions
Bench Spencer
There’s no point in playing him if you’re going to risk botched snaps every series
"For the love of god drop the FF talk everyone."
If only Mario Williams had a cast on his hand
Then John Lynch could make excuses for him
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
We are quickly approaching the dreaded "HALFTIME ADJUSTMENTS"
Final score:
Texans 31
Seahawks 33
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
BANNED
"Because you cant read. Get lost looser." - Mcnair2VY
by bigfatdrunk on Dec 13, 2009 12:54 PM CST up reply actions
More like 62-3
"For the love of god drop the FF talk everyone."
by Fearless Frog on Dec 13, 2009 12:55 PM CST up reply actions
seriously
he’s going to hurt somebody besides malloy
"Because you cant read. Get lost looser." - Mcnair2VY
by bigfatdrunk on Dec 13, 2009 12:59 PM CST up reply actions
Aaron Curry is playing inspiring football
I am so inspired by his penalties that I think I want to commit a crime later
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Dec 13, 2009 12:56 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Pick looks even worse than retrospect.
Would have been bad even if Curry didn’t suck, but this is just absurd.
"For the love of god drop the FF talk everyone."
by Fearless Frog on Dec 13, 2009 12:57 PM CST up reply actions
Big time criminals make big time criminal acts
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Dec 13, 2009 12:59 PM CST up reply actions
How does a linebacker get an offsides penalty?
Do they even try to disguise their blitzes, or is it just Curry?
Both.
Awful defensive scheming and Curry is a penalty machine
"For the love of god drop the FF talk everyone."
by Fearless Frog on Dec 13, 2009 12:58 PM CST up reply actions
If Kubiak gets fired at the end of the season, I really hope the Seahawks consider him.
"For the love of god drop the FF talk everyone."
Lol
Two Lions defenders tried to tackle Mason after a catch, knocked eachother out cold and Mason ran 50+ yards for TD
Hah their secondary is so bad I saw a mock draft give them Berry, and then in the 2nd they still felt they needed to get a CB. Now thats bad.
The Houston Texans
“At least we’re not the Lions”
If you have 5 potential Hall of Fame players on your defense, any scheme will look good
"For the love of god drop the FF talk everyone."
by Fearless Frog on Dec 13, 2009 1:06 PM CST up reply actions
It's not that tampa 2 is a bad defense
So much as any zone coverage is a bad idea when you have a reciever like Johnson and a QB in Schaub who can pick apart zones all day.
Which we don't, so either the DC gets fired tomorrow or we blow apart the defense.
Either scenario or both works for me
"For the love of god drop the FF talk everyone."
by Fearless Frog on Dec 13, 2009 1:07 PM CST up reply actions
This must be what AJ looks like when he practices against our secondary.
by cubic on Dec 13, 2009 1:04 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
damn it...
2 mistakes in a row….the curse of the K/Chris Browns
by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Dec 13, 2009 1:05 PM CST reply actions
Starting the halftime collapse early I see lol
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
Well good news for the "on pace" stat geeks
Schaub is on pace for 560 yards passing and 4 TDs, while Johnson is on pace for 18 receptions for 340 yards and 4 TDs
Oh, no.
Craig Terrill and Bruce DeHaven will be retained because of that blocked kick
"For the love of god drop the FF talk everyone."
Yeah
"For the love of god drop the FF talk everyone."
by Fearless Frog on Dec 13, 2009 1:09 PM CST up reply actions
I keep saying
It’s like we’ve just met our alter-egos with these guys. I love ’em.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 13, 2009 1:09 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah I love how some here are expecting the Texans to blow it somehow
:3
"For the love of god drop the FF talk everyone."
by Fearless Frog on Dec 13, 2009 1:11 PM CST up reply actions
It's going to take something extra special and creative to blow this lead
I look forward to seeing how we manage it.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 13, 2009 1:09 PM CST reply actions
OMG JULIUS JONES APPEARANCE
Why is the clock still running he ran out
"For the love of god drop the FF talk everyone."
This isn't a collapse
It’s our end of half zone defense. We should be familiar with this by now.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
We're garbage at end of 2nd/4th.
This is awesome. If the Texans blow this, McNair’s head may explode.
Why is it
Players who have cost us games like the Brown twins and Myers seem to stay perfectly fit as a fiddle all year while our good players drop like flies? Think opposing coaches tell their players “whatever you do, don’t hurt Chris Brown!”?
Yet Ryan Moats
Who is imo clearly our best rb has to platoon with Chris fucking Brown.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 13, 2009 1:14 PM CST up reply actions
Bad positioning by McCain
what are you accomplishing by being in the end zone making a stop
by goingforthecorner on Dec 13, 2009 1:16 PM CST reply actions
Maybe it's scheme?
Same thing happened to Reeves last week on the Wilford TD
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Dec 13, 2009 1:16 PM CST up reply actions
please lets score...
i dont feel comfortable with a 17 point lead at half .
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
I'm comfortable with 17 points.
I’m not comfortable with our zone scheme.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Dec 13, 2009 1:21 PM CST up reply actions
i can agree with that
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
Andre Johnson is The Best
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
It was a decent run
But I love how desperate we are for someone to play over Chris Brown. Haha.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Dec 13, 2009 1:24 PM CST up reply actions
300 yards passing in the first half
Not bad.
All we need is a 16 yard reception frm AJ for him to have 200 yards receiving
by distant_texans_fan on Dec 13, 2009 1:24 PM CST reply actions
Might have to cut everyone named Kris or Chris
by goingforthecorner on Dec 13, 2009 1:27 PM CST up reply actions
how about
brown
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
Duane too, huh?
Well I’m not totally off-board with that move…but I think I am his biggest hater.
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by riversmccown on Dec 13, 2009 1:28 PM CST up reply actions
So it begins....
Blocked FG
Seahawks TD
Missed FG
Seahawks get the ball at 2nd half
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
To be fair,
A 48 yard FG is never a sure thing.
by distant_texans_fan on Dec 13, 2009 1:27 PM CST reply actions
Unless you are Kris Brown this year...
In which case it’s a sure miss.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
by TexansForever on Dec 13, 2009 1:27 PM CST up reply actions
Washington cut their kicker this week
He was having a really good year besides a few missed FGs in a couple close games. Maybe we should try him out.
Suisham?
Shaun Suisham is arguably the worst active kicker in the NFL
"For the love of god drop the FF talk everyone."
by Fearless Frog on Dec 13, 2009 1:29 PM CST up reply actions
I don't know, think he's made something like 79% of his FGs this year
And hit at least one from 50+. He’s not the best in the league, but you’re not going to get the best in free agency this time of year and it’s a crapshoot bringing in a rookie.
Good point.
We cut a kicker during training camp that we draftedin the 7th, Brandon Coutu, he would be worth a look
"For the love of god drop the FF talk everyone."
by Fearless Frog on Dec 13, 2009 1:39 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, Baby!
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 13, 2009 1:30 PM CST up reply actions
I think the only negative for the Texans has been the field goal unit
Quite a ledge to go out on to end the half, Lynch.
Big time announcers make Big time analysis.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
You love this guy.
Admit it!
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 13, 2009 1:30 PM CST up reply actions
He's making very inspired analysis
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Dec 13, 2009 1:31 PM CST up reply actions
No. You say it like this:
The man. Just. Analyzes. Football. Games.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 13, 2009 1:40 PM CST up reply actions
Absolutely
In the same way that when I watch Mets games I want to see Ralph Kiner’s senile dementia put on stage.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Dec 13, 2009 1:37 PM CST up reply actions
Dude
What’s with the Mets fan thingie?
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 13, 2009 1:38 PM CST up reply actions
NY Family roots + Saw first baseball game there
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Dec 13, 2009 1:38 PM CST up reply actions
After '86
I used to hate the Mets. Now I’ve liberated myself from caring too much about baseball.
Thanks Ed Wade!
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 13, 2009 1:39 PM CST up reply actions
Hey
He had a good tackle!
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 13, 2009 1:32 PM CST up reply actions
i personally have anti freeze
but im just a Texans Fan…
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
Someone fill me in
Who do are we rooting for to keep our slim playoff hopes alive?
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 13, 2009 1:31 PM CST reply actions
Jags

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 13, 2009 1:33 PM CST up reply actions
Jags need to lose 3 of their last 4
And Miami one (plus losing to the Texans).
So right now I think we need to root for Miami.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 13, 2009 1:36 PM CST up reply actions
no if we beat miami and they win out I think we make it in right? that would make them 9-7 and us 9-7 and we would have the head to head win.
According to Solomon
Miami needs to lose one (plus the one to us) for us to leapfrog them.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 13, 2009 1:39 PM CST up reply actions
But I should add that I have no clue.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 13, 2009 1:39 PM CST up reply actions
So...
How are we going to blow this?
I think it’s going to involve Godzilla.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 13, 2009 1:37 PM CST reply actions
Big time Godzillas...okay, I guess I can stop.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Dec 13, 2009 1:39 PM CST up reply actions
NOW HIRING!
-Kicker
-Punter
-running back
-guard
-defensive tackle
-cornerback
It's time for us Texans fans to start our mock drafts.
Center?
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 13, 2009 1:38 PM CST up reply actions
yea, i knew i forgot one
too many holes in this team to remember
It's time for us Texans fans to start our mock drafts.

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