DO NOT READ THIS!! YOU WILL GET FIRED!!
by TexansForever on Dec 16, 2009 9:12 AM CST
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If you happen to be reading this sentence while sitting in your cubicle at Fidelity Investments, then you'd better stop. Immediately. We cannot guarantee your safety. You're only one click away from creating a fantasy league, and that would be a serious violation of company policy. In fact, it's a fireable offense.
According to the Fort Worth Star-Telegram, Fidelity recently axed four league commissioners in the Fantasy Purge of '09.
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Maybe...but you can still be.......wait for it........
BANNED!
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
by TexansForever on Dec 16, 2009 9:36 AM CST up reply actions
You can't ban people on a Wednesday!
Didn’t you read the BRB handbook?
Article 5 Sec 8 states that “Bannage cannot occur on Wednesdays because Wednesdays are observe Andre Johnson’s awesomeness day. Attempting to ban somebody will result in the suspension of your SBnation account till game days. If violation of said rule occurs during the off-season, your account will be suspended until further notice.”
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