Sound FX: Don't Mess With Texas

Have some fun, Texans-style, as Brian Cushing and Matt Schaub are wired against the Seahawks.

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Man Cushing loves to run his mouth. <3

by nolander on Dec 16, 2009 4:09 PM CST reply actions

Two Things Jump Out At Me

1. DeMeco and Cushing really seem like pals.
2. Brian Cushing may very well be clinically insane.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Dec 16, 2009 8:40 PM CST reply actions

Two More

1. Pollard said Cushing talks a lot. That’s a major understatement
2. Our players need to physically restrain Schaub next time he tries to make a tackle

by kozanack on Dec 16, 2009 8:53 PM CST up reply actions

I Need To Stop Listening To This Kind Of Stuff Late At Night

I’m never get to sleep, now

by kozanack on Dec 16, 2009 9:17 PM CST up reply actions

I love these NFL Wired videos.

Since we’re doing lists, here’s mines.

1. We already knew this but Davis Anderson is one funny dude.
2. After that dig on Grossman, Im officially offering my mea culpa. Cushing was the right pick.
3. My mancrush on Matt Schaub is almost as strong as my mancrush for Mario.

by Jordann on Dec 16, 2009 9:24 PM CST reply actions

I'll pile on

With DeMeco.

I mean, I want to BE that guy.

"Because you cant read. Get lost looser." - Mcnair2VY

by bigfatdrunk on Dec 16, 2009 9:38 PM CST up reply actions

You dream of Meco sacking you every night dont you?

by Jordann on Dec 16, 2009 9:55 PM CST up reply actions

thats not normal?

by nolander on Dec 16, 2009 10:26 PM CST up reply actions

He's a cool-cat.

Silky-smooth.

by Nashmeister on Dec 17, 2009 8:31 AM CST up reply actions

THAT

"Because you cant read. Get lost looser." - Mcnair2VY

by bigfatdrunk on Dec 17, 2009 9:20 AM CST up reply actions

love the video

love wat cush the rookie does to Rex “the vet”

love how cush and meco seem like real good friends…maybe cush will help meco out this offseason and tell Smith to PAY DEMECO!

by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Dec 16, 2009 9:49 PM CST reply actions

2:28 I swear Dunta looks scared the Cushing is about to kill him

by nolander on Dec 16, 2009 10:34 PM CST reply actions

hahahahahha!

THIS!
fyi… that was the most contact that fucker had all game.

Michael: It is going to up in Tahoe a couple more days. Maybe you could take a date?
Lucille: How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?
Michael: The cabin... yes! That would be difficult, too.
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by chrisd21 on Dec 17, 2009 3:54 PM CST up reply actions

All year.

by Jordann on Dec 17, 2009 4:25 PM CST up reply actions

I love that Cushing and Meco seem like such good buds on the field

I feel like DeMeco’s impact as a mentor for Cushing has been undervalued this year. My favorite quote from the video was Cushing talking about his finger: “If I just drink some milk tonight it’ll be fine.”

"Every time you turn on ESPN you see Bama" - Earl Thomas' answer when asked what excites him most about the National Championship.

To all Houston sports fans, Houston is the 4th biggest city in America, there will be traffic on the way to your respective sports game. Come Early, Be Loud, Stay Late.

by TexasHoosier on Dec 16, 2009 11:12 PM CST reply actions 1 recs

I can't believe im recommending a comment you made lol.

But that’s true. People overlook it. I dont think Cushing would be this far along without Meco.

by Jordann on Dec 17, 2009 9:15 AM CST up reply actions

Let's not forget how Cush calls out Brice McCain

For his weak headbutt.

Or, his normal headbutt that wasn’t as bonecrushing as Cush’s headbutt.

You know who I bet HATES Cushing? Amobi Okoye. I just bet he hates him. Amobi looked like he was ready for a nap or a snack or something. I bet before every game, Amobi sees Cush before the game starts and thinks “Oh shit, here comes the goddamn headbutt” then bites down hard on his mouthpiece.

Chris - www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 17, 2009 12:28 AM CST reply actions

I’m just reminded of the guy who plays for I believe the Seahawks who hit himself in the head with his own helmet and was bleeding before the game. At least Cush is smart enough to put a helmet on first eh.

by nolander on Dec 17, 2009 1:46 AM CST up reply actions

Owen Schmitt

I got to watch that guy play in the Big East. He, is without a doubt, absolutely nuts.

R.I.P Jazz #6

by was385 on Dec 17, 2009 8:30 AM CST up reply actions

that video...

was awesome, I think I love these guys even more…..we are almost there.

GO TEXANS!!!!

Our time will come...

by Texanmaniac on Dec 17, 2009 6:45 AM CST reply actions

Hard not to like the following, based on this video:

—Ryans
—Cushing
—Anderson
—Schaub

For me, Anderson might be the real star of that video.

But I agree, the chemistry between Crushing and Ryans (and also Diles, by the look of things) is awesome to see. You really get the sense that Cushing looks up to Ryans and enjoys working with him.

Proudly supporting the Qatar National Falconry Team since December 6, 2009.

by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 17, 2009 7:53 AM CST reply actions

Anderson is a gem.

Was he making fun of Schaub with the “Robin Williams harriest man of the year award”?

Also, Pollard scares me. More than Cushing. I’m pretty sure they edited out his comment because it was all profanity.

by Nashmeister on Dec 17, 2009 9:37 AM CST up reply actions

Definitely

Cushing might give you a titty twister or thump you in the nuts while you aren’t looking.

Pollard might punch you in the back of the head and then kick you repeatedly while you are down.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 17, 2009 9:56 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs

and laugh about it.

by chrisd21 on Dec 17, 2009 3:58 PM CST up reply actions

Cushing is truly a bros bro

- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter

by riversmccown on Dec 17, 2009 10:20 AM CST reply actions

I love this team

even more now. And the dig on Grossman was classic.

Confucius says "man who stands on toilet, high on pot".

by Bobobigbro on Dec 17, 2009 11:01 AM CST reply actions

Question?

What’s the over/under on how many Red Bulls that Cushing drank before the game?

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Dec 17, 2009 11:46 AM CST reply actions

I think its more likely that he actually secretes Red Bull from his pores.

by nolander on Dec 17, 2009 11:50 AM CST up reply actions

He strikes me more

as a Monster Energy drink. He saves his Red Bull for mixing with liquor while popping his collar, wearing aviators, and hitting on co-eds. Most of them female.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 17, 2009 1:08 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs

Rec'd!

Still laughing at that thought (picturing Cush as Ice Man from Top Gun).

Confucius says "man who stands on toilet, high on pot".

by Bobobigbro on Dec 17, 2009 1:30 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs

cuz that's how he flies... Ice Cold, no mistakes.

Bacon tastes good... Pork chops taste good.

by beefy on Dec 17, 2009 1:51 PM CST up reply actions

he can be my wing man anytime.

Confucius says "man who stands on toilet, high on pot".

by Bobobigbro on Dec 17, 2009 2:00 PM CST up reply actions

Like this kind of Top Gun

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekXxi9IKZSA&feature=fvst

Proudly supporting the Qatar National Falconry Team since December 6, 2009.

by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 18, 2009 2:52 AM CST up reply actions

Nah.

This one.

by Jordann on Dec 18, 2009 9:01 AM CST up reply actions

This.

Rec’d.

Proudly supporting the Qatar National Falconry Team since December 6, 2009.

by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 18, 2009 2:49 AM CST up reply actions

Also

I would pay money to hear the entire conversation that included Cushing asking Cunta “Have you EVER seen me get blown up?”

Or I would at least like to know what the play was involving Cunta just before that.

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Dec 17, 2009 2:16 PM CST reply actions

this.

by chrisd21 on Dec 17, 2009 3:59 PM CST up reply actions

very entertaining.

shoutoutz 2 meco and cush, looking like the grumpy old men on the bench chatting during the game. lmfao. david anderson is comedy GOLD. i love all the different characters of the team, all good guys, albeit crazy. they really got a great group together, which is why meco, AJ, mario, all want to retire as texans. with KOOB as their coach.

by chrisd21 on Dec 17, 2009 4:04 PM CST reply actions