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Well, this could make Sunday's match-up a little more interesting. Would you even want to tackle Steven Jackson if he's sweating piglets? I didn't think so.

Fair disclosure: H1N1 went through our house in September. We survived.

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Anthony Hill

May well be this week’s MVP.

Now THERE’S some contribution from our fourth-round TE!

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Dec 17, 2009 1:00 PM CST reply actions  

Bernard Pollard

wants to knock the piss out of swine flu.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 17, 2009 1:06 PM CST reply actions  

Oh no!

They only have a very high chance of survival! Wonder how many of them have it.

by nolander on Dec 17, 2009 1:08 PM CST reply actions  

Luckily they don't know about the cure:

Chicken noodle soup, Dayquil, and Sprite. We’ll give it to them in exchange for Atogwe.

by Nashmeister on Dec 17, 2009 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

So, pigs like "lean?"

Terrence Kiel may beg to differ.

Bacon tastes good... Pork chops taste good.

by beefy on Dec 17, 2009 2:52 PM CST up reply actions  

If only they had

Patrick Willis. He is immune to all sickness.

Confucius says "man who stands on toilet, high on pot".

by Bobobigbro on Dec 17, 2009 1:12 PM CST reply actions  

True...

But he would also be able to shrink himself down, enter other player’s bloodstreams, and fight off all their infections.

"Because you cant read. Get lost looser." - Mcnair2VY

by bigfatdrunk on Dec 17, 2009 1:13 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

All Apologies.

I completely forgot to mention page 4756, chapter 432, section 8, article 5, sub-paragraph 6 C of the Patrick Willis handbook which clearly states his ability to transform in to a microbe and enter other peoples bloodstreams.

Confucius says "man who stands on toilet, high on pot".

by Bobobigbro on Dec 17, 2009 1:45 PM CST up reply actions  

So are you telling me

that you and Anthony Hill teamed up together to infect the Rams with swine flu?

Dude. That was completely unnecessary. Maybe it’s just me but I think that the Texans are capable of beating the Rams without your help.

Good job though. High Five!

by Jordann on Dec 17, 2009 1:14 PM CST reply actions  

I'm with Jodann

That devious plan would have been better implemented against the Colts. Or the Jags. Or the Jets.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 17, 2009 1:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Really?

Do you remember Oakland last year? It just sucks this plan was thought of so late in the season.

by Big T33 on Dec 18, 2009 9:01 AM CST up reply actions  

Nope.

I have erased the Oakland game from my brain, save for the Schadenfreude of watching Jesse Nading cover Darren McFadden.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 18, 2009 10:47 AM CST up reply actions  

Awesome.

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related

by TexansForever on Dec 17, 2009 1:22 PM CST reply actions  

The Real Reason

If you are the Rams, what is the point? It hasn’t helped so far, and you might get yourself hurt.

Swine flu is just the excuse.

by kozanack on Dec 17, 2009 5:44 PM CST reply actions  

Since there is no Thursday night game thread up....aloow me to say.

SCORE!! AUSTIN COLLIE! GG FANTASY TEAM!

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related

by TexansForever on Dec 17, 2009 8:28 PM CST reply actions  

GG FALSE HOPES OF US MAKING THE PLAYOFFS. Even if it is false hope i’m having a lot of fun with it.

by nolander on Dec 18, 2009 12:08 AM CST up reply actions  

Well heres how i see it playing out.

We will be dragged along to the very end but be pushed out by Baltimore.

Texans Season Recipe:

1. Raise hopes
2. Slowly reduce hope
3. At the last moment have a glimmer of hope
4. DASH HOPES AGAINST ROCKS OF DESPAIR

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related

by TexansForever on Dec 18, 2009 9:18 AM CST up reply actions  

Fixed

4. DASH HOPES VIOLENTLY AGAINST ROCKS OF DESPAIR

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com

by bigfatdrunk on Dec 18, 2009 9:32 AM CST up reply actions  

5. Dashed hopes leads to lots of drinking

Miss-placed Houstonian living and going to school in the wilderness of Wyoming. GO WYO!!! Beat Fresno in the New Mexico Bowl!!!

by BigNate7 on Dec 18, 2009 11:27 AM CST up reply actions  

5

is a given. No need to write it out or explain it. It’s understood around here.

Confucius says "man who stands on toilet, high on pot".

by Bobobigbro on Dec 18, 2009 11:47 AM CST up reply actions  

it’s how I start my day. You expect me to change based on some sort of dashed hopes??? Please.

Confucius says "man who stands on toilet, high on pot".

by Bobobigbro on Dec 18, 2009 11:54 AM CST up reply actions  

You can always drink more.

by nolander on Dec 18, 2009 12:22 PM CST up reply actions  

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