Via PFT: Rams cancel practice due to swine flu
Well, this could make Sunday's match-up a little more interesting. Would you even want to tackle Steven Jackson if he's sweating piglets? I didn't think so.
Fair disclosure: H1N1 went through our house in September. We survived.
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Anthony Hill
May well be this week’s MVP.
Now THERE’S some contribution from our fourth-round TE!
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
Luckily they don't know about the cure:
Chicken noodle soup, Dayquil, and Sprite. We’ll give it to them in exchange for Atogwe.
I'm holding out for Jackson
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Dec 17, 2009 2:58 PM CST up reply actions
If only they had
Patrick Willis. He is immune to all sickness.
Confucius says "man who stands on toilet, high on pot".
True...
But he would also be able to shrink himself down, enter other player’s bloodstreams, and fight off all their infections.
"Because you cant read. Get lost looser." - Mcnair2VY
by bigfatdrunk on Dec 17, 2009 1:13 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
All Apologies.
I completely forgot to mention page 4756, chapter 432, section 8, article 5, sub-paragraph 6 C of the Patrick Willis handbook which clearly states his ability to transform in to a microbe and enter other peoples bloodstreams.
Confucius says "man who stands on toilet, high on pot".
So are you telling me
that you and Anthony Hill teamed up together to infect the Rams with swine flu?
Dude. That was completely unnecessary. Maybe it’s just me but I think that the Texans are capable of beating the Rams without your help.
Good job though. High Five!
I'm with Jodann
That devious plan would have been better implemented against the Colts. Or the Jags. Or the Jets.
Yay, sports.
Really?
Do you remember Oakland last year? It just sucks this plan was thought of so late in the season.
Awesome.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
The Real Reason
If you are the Rams, what is the point? It hasn’t helped so far, and you might get yourself hurt.
Swine flu is just the excuse.
Since there is no Thursday night game thread up....aloow me to say.
SCORE!! AUSTIN COLLIE! GG FANTASY TEAM!
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
Well heres how i see it playing out.
We will be dragged along to the very end but be pushed out by Baltimore.
Texans Season Recipe:
1. Raise hopes
2. Slowly reduce hope
3. At the last moment have a glimmer of hope
4. DASH HOPES AGAINST ROCKS OF DESPAIR
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
by TexansForever on Dec 18, 2009 9:18 AM CST up reply actions
Fixed
4. DASH HOPES VIOLENTLY AGAINST ROCKS OF DESPAIR
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
5. Dashed hopes leads to lots of drinking
Miss-placed Houstonian living and going to school in the wilderness of Wyoming. GO WYO!!! Beat Fresno in the New Mexico Bowl!!!
5
is a given. No need to write it out or explain it. It’s understood around here.
Confucius says "man who stands on toilet, high on pot".
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