Open Game Day Thread: Houston v. St. Louis
Houston Texans at St. Louis Rams, Dec 20, 2009 12:00 PM CST
The next step to 9-7 is 7-7. These are your Houston Texans, however, so express confidence at your own peril.
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I don’t beat my chest and talk alot of trash but there is no way that our Houston Texans can lose this game. St. Louis is garbage and have one of the worst teams in the league. They are basically the homecoming team for all the other NFL franchises.
Realistic goals should be to hold them under 10 points on defense and pad our stats offensively. I see us scoring at least 30 points on “The greatest joke on Turf”.
Another thing
Beating the hell out of teams like the Rams and Seahawks doesn’t make me feel better about losing four straight division games. The team may or may not finish strong but we still have alot of building to do. We have some exciting players and some good things going on but at the end of the day this has by far been the most disappointing season for Texans fans. It went from “This is our year” to “WTF” way too quickly.
do
I see another big first half, yawner second half in the making. Would like to see Andre go for over a 100 again. Would love to see him go over 1500 yards in back to back seasons. He is on pace to be the first receiver since Jerry Rice to lead in yardage in back to back seasons.
meaningful football games in '08...MAKE THAT 09
we still have hope
which for this team and these fans, as experience has shown, is not always a good thing.
But, like Tim has said, we only get 16 of these a year, so lets go play some football.
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lets be realistic
Texans looked great last week but we’ve seen them drop easy wins before. This season we’ve seen the Raiders beat the Steelers and the Eagles and the Browns beat the Steelers. Its still the NFL and while any given sunday doesn’t mean what it once did, nothing is certain. Texans better come out ready to play.
I'm joining the Moonies.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 20, 2009 10:17 AM CST via mobile reply actions
You are brainwashed, sir
at least you don’t have to worry about paying taxes anymore….
How’s that for an intervention?
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 20, 2009 11:11 AM CST up reply actions
Today's game
Is setting up as either a recipe for disaster or a… (fill in the blank)
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
Snippet from the "mothership"
Barwin could play emergency TE vs. Rams By Nick Scurfield – Today, 10:05 AM Topic: Team news
With the Texans down to two tight ends after Anthony Hill joined Owen Daniels on injured reserve last week, rookie defensive end Connor Barwin could be used as an emergency tight end today.
The Texans are going to be careful not to stunt the progress that Barwin, a tight end for his first three seasons at Cincinnati, has made on defense. The second-round draft pick has 2.5 sacks in just his second year playing defensive end. Backup swing tackle Rashad Butler also could line up as a third tight end.
Starting tight end Joel Dreessen, who has a banged-up shoulder, is expected to play today.
“He’s fine,” Texans coach Gary Kubiak said Friday. “He practiced all week and he’s good to go. He’ll be OK. Joel is just beat up, but he’ll make it.”
Inactives
Texans at Rams Game Blog By Drew Dougherty – Today, 9:04 AM Topic: 2009 Season
From the press box – 10:36 a.m.
Here are the inactives and starting lineup changes for today’s Texans-Rams game at the Edward Jones Dome in St. Louis. Kickoff is at noon CT.
Inactives – Texans:
7 QB Dan Orlovsky (3QB)
25 S Nick Ferguson
27 RB Chris Henry
32 CB Fred Bennett
38 CB Mark Parson
70 G Tutan Reyes
96 DE Tim Jamison
97 DT Frank Okam
Starting lineup changes – Texans: None.
Inactives – Rams:
10 QB Marc Bulger
13 QB Mike Reilly (3QB)
20 CB Jonathan Wade
22 RB Chris Ogbannaya
61 T Eric Young
68 T Ryan McKee
77 T Jason Smith
91 DE Leonard Little
Starting lineup changes – Rams: James Hall will start at left defensive end for Leonard Little, who did not participate in practice this week because of a knee injury.
From 610 AM
Null is the starting QB for the Rams……
it's fitting that the rams are wearing their old school uniforms....
becuz i smell an old school beatdown about to handed out on em.
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by chrisd21 on Dec 20, 2009 10:57 AM CST via mobile reply actions
I Don't Think This Will Be A Blow-Out
Depending upon what you call a blow-out. I think the Texans will win by 14, but they’ll never be far enough out front that we can discard a come-back by the Rams.
The point spread is 13.5
Most eggspurts are saying the Texans will cover
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
I kindly disagree, sir.
Unless by better you mean “only really bad” instead of “monumentally bad”
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by riversmccown on Dec 20, 2009 11:28 AM CST up reply actions
cbs just said
other than the 5 picks, he looked good.
uh, ok.
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we wearin' our old school unis also?
circa 2005?
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by texanphil on Dec 20, 2009 11:01 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Don't forget to cast your vote
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
The place where I expect the Texans to exert their dominance is
Special Teams
I think that special teams is a sign of team depth and that is the weakest strength of the Rams. This Rams team is the Texans in 2005
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
grocery store
and gettin’ food in kids. back, now!
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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 20, 2009 11:43 AM CST up reply actions
Brandon Marshall
Did the fans really just vote that Brandon Marshall was better than both AJ AND Larry Fitzgerald?
Wow.
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asinine
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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 20, 2009 11:57 AM CST up reply actions
see, when comparing receivers in the league
there are a few rules.
-Anyone on the Colts > all other teams’ receivers
-You have to take into account how a receiver looks while running a route against superior competition in weeks 3, 6, 8, and 10.*
-No matter how bad the receiver is, what is the team’s win-loss record when he’s playing (and not pouting on the bench)
- unless VY is the receiver in question, then substitute those weeks for whatever weeks he had good stats
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S-Jax
IS playing. Boo.
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3 reasons why the Texans aren't done:
1) QB/WR combo
2) Mario Williams
3) Brian Cushing
Very thoughtful. I hear the Colts are good because of Peyton Manning, can someone confirm this for me?
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captain obvious, yes
but if you had to list 3 reasons why we aren’t done, what would they be?
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Okay
1) John Busing not starting
2) 3 winnable games
3) Kubiak has traditionally been better in December
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by riversmccown on Dec 20, 2009 12:04 PM CST up reply actions
but that would take
studying the team before the game.
That violates several CBS announcer policies
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Wilcots is a genius.
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I sure wish I lived in the
one market where this game was carried
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Lets go boys
Dozens of fans in the stands are waiting for the game to start
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Austin
Anyone in Austin know which channel to watch the Texans game? They’re showing the f**king titans
Of course here with the tits
funny VY 1st throw was an int! Anyone a Texans stream?
Anyone check myp2p.us?
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 20, 2009 12:11 PM CST up reply actions
I have dtv
so it might be bar time for you, unless somebody finds a feed.
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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 20, 2009 12:08 PM CST up reply actions
myers has bruised ribs...
thought it was a bruised ego
by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Dec 20, 2009 12:03 PM CST reply actions
Chris Brown
Oy. Thought Foster would start.
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He hasn't fumbled enough yet.
Needs more experience.
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by riversmccown on Dec 20, 2009 12:05 PM CST up reply actions
Theres Foster
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Kubes goes with Moats
on 4th down
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Moats & Foster
Like.
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close after a generous spot?
did he watch the same play I did?
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Leach
Has been dropping that pass the last few weeks.
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almost every damn time
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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 20, 2009 12:10 PM CST up reply actions
Duane Brown
May be at his best when pulling/doing the stretch zone.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 20, 2009 12:10 PM CST reply actions
Seen this movie before
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Foster is officially a Texans RB!
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Have a feeling that Steelers chick isn't talking much smack nowadays Verizon
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She should be pretty quiet after last night too.
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by riversmccown on Dec 20, 2009 12:14 PM CST up reply actions
I would
6 Super Bowls allows for a bad season here and there.
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somehow fumbling must be the offensive lines fault. Everyone at RB fumbles, so I gotta go with the common factor here!
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blame it on
Chick Harris
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Good to see that the normal Texans team has shown up.
Fumble by Foster…who’d a thunk it?
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Good start on D
M. Williams stops for a loss.
by distant_texans_fan on Dec 20, 2009 12:14 PM CST reply actions
Daring Null to beat them
Probably the right strategy.
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and he does...
first down rams
by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Dec 20, 2009 12:15 PM CST up reply actions
anyone have a good stream?
im dieing here in NC…
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
this is not going well
we need to do something to silence the crowd.
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All 200 of them
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Jackson showed no swagger on that play
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by riversmccown on Dec 20, 2009 12:22 PM CST up reply actions
LOL
Awful
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stick with AJ
and Walter, and score early and often.
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3 times in a row
no way they stop it all three times
Mount Cody in round 1
Fuck running it
Just go long to Andre!
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fuck it, were going deep!
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
Can't
Running backs are fumbling before we have a chance.
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by riversmccown on Dec 20, 2009 12:24 PM CST up reply actions
Exactly!
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Forget Kubiak
I bet Schaub doesn’t check down to Foster anymore, even if Kubes puts him out there.
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See?
What’d I say?
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by Mike Kerns on Dec 20, 2009 12:23 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
rec'd for being psycic!
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
throw it in the end zone
AJ will catch it
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Moats on his way
to his 2nd 100 yard game of the season.
Our only two 100 yard games by a RB, and he’ll be cut after the season.
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You should see practice footage of Nick Folk from last night.
He makes Kris Brown look like an All-Pro.
ugly
this game is 2 girls/1 cup ugly so far
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I think KB
Comes back next season. But his first miss, hes gone.
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maybe our defense can show up a little sonner on this drive
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
S-Jax did not fumble
moron
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What a hit!
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Shhh
It’s time to watch Vince Young highlights!
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by riversmccown on Dec 20, 2009 12:31 PM CST up reply actions
incognito
is available
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this is starting to remind me of the Jets game
3rd and long, no problem for a rookie QB
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Null = Alex Smith
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POLLARD FOREVER!
LOL
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If only Null were as confident as he were last week
…when he threw 5 confident interceptions.
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I recommend blitzing
Cushing on every play
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by texanphil on Dec 20, 2009 12:35 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
I recommend
Cutting Chris Brown.
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by riversmccown on Dec 20, 2009 12:37 PM CST up reply actions
I'll bring the weapon
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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 20, 2009 12:38 PM CST up reply actions
My theory is you go with a grenade
If you throw it at him, there is no way he’ll hold onto it long enough to get rid of it before it goes off.
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by riversmccown on Dec 20, 2009 12:39 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
we need more plays
where CB is blocking. Thats why we start him/pay him the big bucks.
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I'd rather see him at Denny's
Sure, a Grand Slam plate or two might get broken, but at least they can always make a new one.
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by riversmccown on Dec 20, 2009 12:42 PM CST up reply actions
Thats a lot of running
for no gain
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The play action offense has been lacking?
Are you kidding?
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these guys are pros
they know what they are talking about
by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Dec 20, 2009 12:42 PM CST up reply actions
David Anderson
How did I know he was gonna make that man miss
hey can y'all
keep me updated on the cleveland – kc game
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QUIT GIVING CHRIS BROWN THE FUCKING BALL!!!!
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Important question:
If Kubiak coming back means Chris Brown coming back, does that change the mind of anyone who wants him here?
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I'm one of the ones who wants hime gone anyways
But you just convinced me I was making the right choice.
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I don't mind
Chris Brown as a RB3 next year.
If we get a late round RB3 then he can go, but I don’t see us getting two RB’s and I don’t see Moats on the team next year.
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Oh
Personally I’m a fan of going with a 53 man roster. 52 hasn’t worked out so well for us.
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by riversmccown on Dec 20, 2009 12:48 PM CST up reply actions
We are making the rams d look like the fucking steel curtain
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and you know what warms my cockles?
Seeing Brian Russell and John Busing on the field at the same time.
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The problem with these guys
They’re gritty, but they just don’t have any swagger. Not like Keith Null, anyway.
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by riversmccown on Dec 20, 2009 12:47 PM CST up reply actions
those rooting for a tits win
for whatever reason, may get their wish
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I think we're making Null beat us
it really is the best strategy.
Now blitz!
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SHit
Dunta was beat.
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The coverage by the very BEAT Dunta
I think that is what you meant to say, Harlan.
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Bad Challenge.
It’s the Rams. It’s not even at midfield. Stop.
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i think
he mita stepped outta bounds like 4 yds b4 the 1st…
by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Dec 20, 2009 12:50 PM CST reply actions
damn
is wish they would spot the ball where he actually went out of bounds…
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Lame challenge
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wow, bad fucking call
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fuck
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Pollard whiffed
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all because of the offsides calls
we’re playing at their level
by goingforthecorner on Dec 20, 2009 12:56 PM CST reply actions
If the Rams were a real team
The score would be 17-3. Look at the bright side.
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Busing lost containment there
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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 20, 2009 12:57 PM CST up reply actions
Like all that pressure on the QB?
Elite.
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So, if nothing else...
Spags has realized that throwing at Cunta is a good idea regardless of down, distance, or assignment. Great.
Yay, sports.
and are we purposely matching him with avery?
wtf.
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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 20, 2009 12:59 PM CST up reply actions
Kubiak is a good ol Houston boy
He just wants Coogs House to get some love.
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by riversmccown on Dec 20, 2009 1:00 PM CST up reply actions
Possible
Though I think “he went to A&M, so he’s probably mildly retarded” is a more likely answer.
Yay, sports.
too obvious
for someone of your stature
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This is where Matt's a viking!
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He'd trip trying to get into the truck
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by riversmccown on Dec 20, 2009 1:02 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
He would hold out
Until she promised not to franchise him NEXT time.
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by Mike Kerns on Dec 20, 2009 1:02 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
he'd dive
at the truck’s tires
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What is the Time of Posession?
Seems like we havent been on offense in forever.
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It's Like The Texans Have A Date With The Easiest Girl In the School
But they get slapped every time they try anything.
by kozanack on Dec 20, 2009 1:03 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Exactly
Just take out your fucking Johnson already
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by riversmccown on Dec 20, 2009 1:04 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
She's giving that vacant stare
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by riversmccown on Dec 20, 2009 1:08 PM CST up reply actions
Might have to spend halftime
Surfing porn?
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by riversmccown on Dec 20, 2009 1:18 PM CST up reply actions
Well, this just got a hell of a lot better.
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Back to back 1st downs with Moats
please no fumbles now!
by goingforthecorner on Dec 20, 2009 1:05 PM CST reply actions
LOL
Bastard.
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I thought
he was gonna pass it…. for a second
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That was a good throw by Schaub
Better D by the Rams.
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Fade.AJ.
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Well, shit
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Owen Daniels makes that catch
James Casey probably makes that catch
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Bad personnel move
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by riversmccown on Dec 20, 2009 1:09 PM CST up reply actions
Lets not go crazy here...
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Just like the toilet seat.
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by riversmccown on Dec 20, 2009 1:10 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Fuck, I miss OD!
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by Mike Kerns on Dec 20, 2009 1:09 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
this is why we don't win against the Colts
we’ll win this game, but we do this same thing against the Colts over and over again.
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Christ...
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we need to get out of this half
Mount Cody in round 1
Shouldnt the facemasks have offset each other?
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we've used up our good luck this year
Vodka Collins fumbled their winning drive away
Mount Cody in round 1
Dear Jesus,
Really? I mean… yeah… a lot of us are assholes. I don’t dispute that. But it’s not the team’s fault. Don’t punish them just because I am making dead-football-player jokes.
Love,
Matt
P.S. Fuck McNair and the Tennessee Titans’ fans.
Yay, sports.
by MDC on Dec 20, 2009 1:13 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
If I am game planning against the Texans
I just make every run a draw.
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Did they really...
just lump Archie Manning in with Walter Payton and Barry Sanders? For real?
Yay, sports.
And Brandon Marshall is the best WR in the NFL right now.
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I'd by THAT
before I’d believe Archie Manning was ever even an above average NFL QB. Or that his early career has any similarities to a running back’s. Or even that it’s not a league-wide conspiracy to find new and more annoying ways to mention the Mannings.
Yay, sports.
They're
bringing the dead to bear for your ways..
Look on the bright side
Amendola’s return for a short field a quick score gives us a chance to play the 2 minute drill before the half.
Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.
Gary will just run the Offense through Chris Brown anyways...
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this team is playing like shit
Our defense, especially pass rush, is embarrassing.
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We have a pass rush?
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yes, his name is pollard apparently
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
It's okay, we'll be a top 10 defense statistically!
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by riversmccown on Dec 20, 2009 1:19 PM CST up reply actions
ok, stat guy
then don’t throw around any stats that say we have a BAD defense.
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Um...
St. Louis is moving the ball on us fairly easily. You don’t think that’s a mark of a subpar defense?
Yay, sports.
we are playing poorly
I never claimed any differently
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OK
Rephrasing: Do you think our defense, over the course of the season, is really one of the ten best in the league?
Yay, sports.
I don't like the use of stats in this area
I’m on record as saying that.
I really want us to finish in the top 10 in defense statistically so the dudes who think our defense is putrid can’t use stats to prove this.
Its a long story.
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It's not that I don't like stats
It’s that I just don’t think the stats you are using as benchmarks are worthwhile.
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by riversmccown on Dec 20, 2009 1:23 PM CST up reply actions
its that you only like stats that show
we have a bad defense?
sounds VYish
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You're right
I have never complimented the defense in any way, shape, or form.
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by riversmccown on Dec 20, 2009 1:25 PM CST up reply actions
all I'm saying is
stats can be manipulated to prove anything.
You like certain stats. I can manipulate stats to show nearly whatever I want.
Even that we have a decent to good defense.
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I like certain stats
That are advanced and proven to be predicative. I use them to back up what I see with my eyes. Should you come up with researched stats that prove to be more predicative, I’d love to see them.
I’ve never said the defense is Richard Smith bad. I’ve said it can be a whole lot better. I just don’t get the beef here.
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by riversmccown on Dec 20, 2009 1:31 PM CST up reply actions
Pay Me, Rick!
You see how I trip over the WR who fell down after beating me at the goalline?!? Yeah, man! Pay me!!!
Yay, sports.
haha solomon
dunta was beat there…it was a bad throw…he wuda scored
by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Dec 20, 2009 1:18 PM CST reply actions
cribbs
going all ted ginn on us…his second KR TD of the game…
by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Dec 20, 2009 1:19 PM CST reply actions
HAHA!
Hilarious!
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Weed
I looks like Kubiak smoked with with the team before the game instead of at halftime today.
by texans will win on Dec 20, 2009 1:20 PM CST reply actions
You're clever.
And your dad doesn’t wish he’d pulled out.
(Both of those statements are lies.)
Yay, sports.
Wow
You even got banned from the Jets blog. You’re classless on an infinite level.
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Dunta
I mean this wholeheartedly: I hope you die. For real. Like murdered in front of your mother on Christmas morning, you cocksucking piece of dogshit.
Yay, sports.
unbefuckinglievable
get dunta off the field. NOW.
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hey
we could be the rams? oh wait…
by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Dec 20, 2009 1:21 PM CST reply actions
so
Today Dunta has been called “fleet footed” and “one of the better cover corners”. The announcers also advised not to throw his way. Research, anyone?
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Still waiting...
by DreKeem on Dec 20, 2009 1:21 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Just pay me!
For the Grey Dog outta town you fucking gimp…
Nope
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Here come a miss.
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The lolligagging to the LOS is disgusting
No hustle
Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.
Ugh.
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This is what I see...
- Too much attempt at establishing a running game with our 30th ranked run game.
- Penalties. We don’t know where the LOS is.
- Those penalties are giving the Rams manageable 3rd downs.
- Dunta.
- Not enough Andre.
- TE who has dropped some passes.
The PERFECT 1st half
1. Dunta sucks.
2. No pass rush
3. Offensive mental mistakes
4. Clutch fumbles
5. Kris Brown
And there’s your 2009 season in a nutshell.
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playoffs....ROFL....
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The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
i say we take Tiffin from Bama
or Hunter Lawrence from Texas with the top pick next year.
;)
Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.
we need Alex Henery from Nebraska.
the dude can kick em up to 60 yards and rarely misses.
Looking forward to not having an 8-8 year!
by BattleRedHusker on Dec 20, 2009 1:30 PM CST up reply actions
and Henery punts too... for longer than Turk can
Looking forward to not having an 8-8 year!
by BattleRedHusker on Dec 20, 2009 1:30 PM CST up reply actions
I want clutch kickers with great accuracy and length
All 3 have them. I dont see any difference between the two except that Lawrence wasnt the offensive MVP for their respective team.
;)
Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.
lol yea w/o Henery the Huskers woulda been shut out every game i think :/
Looking forward to not having an 8-8 year!
by BattleRedHusker on Dec 20, 2009 1:35 PM CST up reply actions
however there is no word of Henery entering the draft this year. only a JR.
so that MAY ruin that idea.
Looking forward to not having an 8-8 year!
by BattleRedHusker on Dec 20, 2009 1:37 PM CST up reply actions
Except Lawrence's 46 yarder was his career long.
And he barely got it in.
Henery is the only one that’s worth drafting on day 2.
Henery with a long of 57 and thats a game winner against Colorado last year
Looking forward to not having an 8-8 year!
by BattleRedHusker on Dec 20, 2009 1:40 PM CST up reply actions
are we the Raiders?
if so. Round 1
Looking forward to not having an 8-8 year!
by BattleRedHusker on Dec 20, 2009 1:28 PM CST up reply actions
but really thats because
he had the fastest 40 time a kicker has ever had at the combine
Mount Cody in round 1
Glad
I stocked up with holiday cheer..(I’ll cry later…these fukker’s)
2nd half thread is up
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Our running game is getting stopped cold
By the fucking Rams.
We don’t have any pass rush. Against the Rams’ backups.
FML.
Sure hope we come out strong in the second half.
And, the Rams have figured out the target-Dunta-at-every-opportunity offense.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 20, 2009 1:31 PM CST reply actions
To be fair
Our running game sucks. It’s among the worst in the NFL. Why we continue to run it is beyond me.
to be fair
Their run defense is one of the worst in the league
by nolander on Dec 20, 2009 1:35 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
to be fair
Their run defense is one of the worst in the league
by nolander on Dec 20, 2009 1:35 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Jets lost, that's a bonus!
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
No, if the Jets win out
and take the Division, it works out better for us.
But if they lose out, that helps too.
by distant_texans_fan on Dec 20, 2009 3:21 PM CST up reply actions

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