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Open Game Day Thread: Houston v. St. Louis

Houston Texans at St. Louis Rams, Dec 20, 2009 12:00 PM CST


The next step to 9-7 is 7-7. These are your Houston Texans, however, so express confidence at your own peril.

As always, leave your pre-game, in-game, and/or post-game airing of grievances in the Comments below. GO TEXANS!

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I don’t beat my chest and talk alot of trash but there is no way that our Houston Texans can lose this game. St. Louis is garbage and have one of the worst teams in the league. They are basically the homecoming team for all the other NFL franchises.

Realistic goals should be to hold them under 10 points on defense and pad our stats offensively. I see us scoring at least 30 points on “The greatest joke on Turf”.

by wasteph on Dec 20, 2009 9:36 AM CST reply actions  

Another thing

Beating the hell out of teams like the Rams and Seahawks doesn’t make me feel better about losing four straight division games. The team may or may not finish strong but we still have alot of building to do. We have some exciting players and some good things going on but at the end of the day this has by far been the most disappointing season for Texans fans. It went from “This is our year” to “WTF” way too quickly.

by wasteph on Dec 20, 2009 9:39 AM CST reply actions  

do

I see another big first half, yawner second half in the making. Would like to see Andre go for over a 100 again. Would love to see him go over 1500 yards in back to back seasons. He is on pace to be the first receiver since Jerry Rice to lead in yardage in back to back seasons.

meaningful football games in '08...MAKE THAT 09

by do on Dec 20, 2009 9:50 AM CST reply actions  

we still have hope

which for this team and these fans, as experience has shown, is not always a good thing.

But, like Tim has said, we only get 16 of these a year, so lets go play some football.

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by texanphil on Dec 20, 2009 10:03 AM CST reply actions  

lets be realistic

Texans looked great last week but we’ve seen them drop easy wins before. This season we’ve seen the Raiders beat the Steelers and the Eagles and the Browns beat the Steelers. Its still the NFL and while any given sunday doesn’t mean what it once did, nothing is certain. Texans better come out ready to play.

by battlered90 on Dec 20, 2009 10:09 AM CST reply actions  

I'm joining the Moonies.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 20, 2009 10:17 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

You are brainwashed, sir

at least you don’t have to worry about paying taxes anymore….

How’s that for an intervention?

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Dec 20, 2009 10:20 AM CST up reply actions  

Hare Krishna Hare Krishna

Krishna Krishna Hare Hare

Hare Rama Hare Rama

Rama Rama Hare Hare

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 20, 2009 11:11 AM CST up reply actions  

Today's game

Is setting up as either a recipe for disaster or a… (fill in the blank)

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Dec 20, 2009 10:31 AM CST reply actions  

Snippet from the "mothership"

Barwin could play emergency TE vs. Rams By Nick Scurfield – Today, 10:05 AM Topic: Team news
With the Texans down to two tight ends after Anthony Hill joined Owen Daniels on injured reserve last week, rookie defensive end Connor Barwin could be used as an emergency tight end today.

The Texans are going to be careful not to stunt the progress that Barwin, a tight end for his first three seasons at Cincinnati, has made on defense. The second-round draft pick has 2.5 sacks in just his second year playing defensive end. Backup swing tackle Rashad Butler also could line up as a third tight end.

Starting tight end Joel Dreessen, who has a banged-up shoulder, is expected to play today.

“He’s fine,” Texans coach Gary Kubiak said Friday. “He practiced all week and he’s good to go. He’ll be OK. Joel is just beat up, but he’ll make it.”
 

by Xetuoh on Dec 20, 2009 10:33 AM CST reply actions  

Inactives

Texans at Rams Game Blog By Drew Dougherty – Today, 9:04 AM Topic: 2009 Season
From the press box – 10:36 a.m.
Here are the inactives and starting lineup changes for today’s Texans-Rams game at the Edward Jones Dome in St. Louis. Kickoff is at noon CT.

Inactives – Texans:
7 QB Dan Orlovsky (3QB)
25 S Nick Ferguson
27 RB Chris Henry
32 CB Fred Bennett
38 CB Mark Parson
70 G Tutan Reyes
96 DE Tim Jamison
97 DT Frank Okam
Starting lineup changes – Texans: None.

Inactives – Rams:
10 QB Marc Bulger
13 QB Mike Reilly (3QB)
20 CB Jonathan Wade
22 RB Chris Ogbannaya
61 T Eric Young
68 T Ryan McKee
77 T Jason Smith
91 DE Leonard Little

Starting lineup changes – Rams: James Hall will start at left defensive end for Leonard Little, who did not participate in practice this week because of a knee injury.
 

by Xetuoh on Dec 20, 2009 10:38 AM CST reply actions  

From 610 AM

Null is the starting QB for the Rams……

by Xetuoh on Dec 20, 2009 10:48 AM CST reply actions  

it's fitting that the rams are wearing their old school uniforms....

becuz i smell an old school beatdown about to handed out on em.

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by chrisd21 on Dec 20, 2009 10:57 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

I Don't Think This Will Be A Blow-Out

Depending upon what you call a blow-out. I think the Texans will win by 14, but they’ll never be far enough out front that we can discard a come-back by the Rams.

by kozanack on Dec 20, 2009 11:00 AM CST up reply actions  

The point spread is 13.5

Most eggspurts are saying the Texans will cover

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Dec 20, 2009 11:04 AM CST up reply actions  

I Think Null Will Be Better

He’s had some time with the 1st team offense. And Jackson will play

by kozanack on Dec 20, 2009 11:23 AM CST up reply actions  

I kindly disagree, sir.

Unless by better you mean “only really bad” instead of “monumentally bad”

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by riversmccown on Dec 20, 2009 11:28 AM CST up reply actions  

cbs just said

other than the 5 picks, he looked good.

uh, ok.

Mount Cody in round 1

by texanphil on Dec 20, 2009 11:57 AM CST up reply actions  

Don't forget to cast your vote

The “Overconfidence Poll”

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Dec 20, 2009 11:05 AM CST reply actions  

The place where I expect the Texans to exert their dominance is

Special Teams

I think that special teams is a sign of team depth and that is the weakest strength of the Rams. This Rams team is the Texans in 2005

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Dec 20, 2009 11:09 AM CST reply actions  

BFD...

still making cookies?

by Xetuoh on Dec 20, 2009 11:20 AM CST reply actions  

grocery store

and gettin’ food in kids. back, now!

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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 20, 2009 11:43 AM CST up reply actions  

Ohhh...

There can’t be a kickoff without you! (It’s in the bylaws)

by Xetuoh on Dec 20, 2009 11:57 AM CST up reply actions  

Brandon Marshall

Did the fans really just vote that Brandon Marshall was better than both AJ AND Larry Fitzgerald?

Wow.

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 20, 2009 11:52 AM CST reply actions  

asinine

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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 20, 2009 11:57 AM CST up reply actions  

Guess its a real What have you done for me lately world, huh?

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 20, 2009 12:00 PM CST up reply actions  

see, when comparing receivers in the league

there are a few rules.

-Anyone on the Colts > all other teams’ receivers
-You have to take into account how a receiver looks while running a route against superior competition in weeks 3, 6, 8, and 10.*
-No matter how bad the receiver is, what is the team’s win-loss record when he’s playing (and not pouting on the bench)

  • unless VY is the receiver in question, then substitute those weeks for whatever weeks he had good stats

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by texanphil on Dec 20, 2009 12:00 PM CST up reply actions  

S-Jax

IS playing. Boo.

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 20, 2009 11:55 AM CST reply actions  

3 reasons why the Texans aren't done:

1) QB/WR combo
2) Mario Williams
3) Brian Cushing

Very thoughtful. I hear the Colts are good because of Peyton Manning, can someone confirm this for me?

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by riversmccown on Dec 20, 2009 11:55 AM CST reply actions  

captain obvious, yes

but if you had to list 3 reasons why we aren’t done, what would they be?

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by texanphil on Dec 20, 2009 12:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Okay

1) John Busing not starting
2) 3 winnable games
3) Kubiak has traditionally been better in December

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by riversmccown on Dec 20, 2009 12:04 PM CST up reply actions  

but that would take

studying the team before the game.

That violates several CBS announcer policies

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by texanphil on Dec 20, 2009 12:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Wilcots is a genius.

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 20, 2009 12:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I sure wish I lived in the

one market where this game was carried

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by texanphil on Dec 20, 2009 12:02 PM CST reply actions  

Lets go boys

Dozens of fans in the stands are waiting for the game to start

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 20, 2009 12:03 PM CST reply actions  

Austin

Anyone in Austin know which channel to watch the Texans game? They’re showing the f**king titans

by liono on Dec 20, 2009 12:03 PM CST reply actions  

Of course here with the tits

funny VY 1st throw was an int! Anyone a Texans stream?

by Xetuoh on Dec 20, 2009 12:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Anyone check myp2p.us?

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 20, 2009 12:11 PM CST up reply actions  

I have dtv

so it might be bar time for you, unless somebody finds a feed.

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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 20, 2009 12:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Chris Brown

Oy. Thought Foster would start.

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 20, 2009 12:05 PM CST reply actions  

Theres Foster

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 20, 2009 12:05 PM CST reply actions  

Shit, go for it

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 20, 2009 12:06 PM CST reply actions  

Kubes goes with Moats

on 4th down

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by texanphil on Dec 20, 2009 12:07 PM CST reply actions  

Moats & Foster

Like.

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 20, 2009 12:07 PM CST reply actions  

close after a generous spot?

did he watch the same play I did?

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by texanphil on Dec 20, 2009 12:07 PM CST reply actions  

Leach

Has been dropping that pass the last few weeks.

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 20, 2009 12:10 PM CST reply actions  

almost every damn time

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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 20, 2009 12:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Duane Brown

May be at his best when pulling/doing the stretch zone.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 20, 2009 12:10 PM CST reply actions  

Seen this movie before

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 20, 2009 12:11 PM CST reply actions  

Foster is officially a Texans RB!

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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 20, 2009 12:11 PM CST reply actions  

I would

6 Super Bowls allows for a bad season here and there.

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 20, 2009 12:13 PM CST up reply actions  

ugh

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by texanphil on Dec 20, 2009 12:11 PM CST reply actions  

somehow fumbling must be the offensive lines fault. Everyone at RB fumbles, so I gotta go with the common factor here!

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by DaGoaT on Dec 20, 2009 12:12 PM CST reply actions  

blame it on

Chick Harris

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by texanphil on Dec 20, 2009 12:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Good to see that the normal Texans team has shown up.

Fumble by Foster…who’d a thunk it?

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by TexansForever on Dec 20, 2009 12:12 PM CST reply actions  

anyone have a good stream?

im dieing here in NC…

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by Kiratomi on Dec 20, 2009 12:16 PM CST reply actions  

Not THAT is a genorous spot.

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 20, 2009 12:18 PM CST reply actions  

this is not going well

we need to do something to silence the crowd.

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by texanphil on Dec 20, 2009 12:18 PM CST reply actions  

All 200 of them

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 20, 2009 12:19 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL

Awful

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 20, 2009 12:19 PM CST reply actions  

stick with AJ

and Walter, and score early and often.

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by texanphil on Dec 20, 2009 12:20 PM CST reply actions  

Fuck running it

Just go long to Andre!

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 20, 2009 12:20 PM CST reply actions  

fuck it, were going deep!

Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

by Kiratomi on Dec 20, 2009 12:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Exactly!

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 20, 2009 12:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Forget Kubiak

I bet Schaub doesn’t check down to Foster anymore, even if Kubes puts him out there.

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by texanphil on Dec 20, 2009 12:22 PM CST reply actions  

See?

What’d I say?

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 20, 2009 12:23 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

rec'd for being psycic!

Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

by Kiratomi on Dec 20, 2009 12:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Moats on his way

to his 2nd 100 yard game of the season.

Our only two 100 yard games by a RB, and he’ll be cut after the season.

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by texanphil on Dec 20, 2009 12:25 PM CST reply actions  

Jesus

Even the made field goals are too close

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by riversmccown on Dec 20, 2009 12:25 PM CST reply actions  

ugly

this game is 2 girls/1 cup ugly so far

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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 20, 2009 12:26 PM CST reply actions  

Nothing is that ugly

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 20, 2009 12:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Built in excuse

“new” snapper…..Pittman

by Xetuoh on Dec 20, 2009 12:29 PM CST up reply actions  

I think KB

Comes back next season. But his first miss, hes gone.

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 20, 2009 12:26 PM CST reply actions  

maybe our defense can show up a little sonner on this drive

Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

by Kiratomi on Dec 20, 2009 12:28 PM CST reply actions  

sooner*

Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

by Kiratomi on Dec 20, 2009 12:29 PM CST up reply actions  

What a hit!

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 20, 2009 12:31 PM CST reply actions  

Shhh

It’s time to watch Vince Young highlights!

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by riversmccown on Dec 20, 2009 12:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Throw at Dunta?

I’d do it every play if I played the Texans.

by TexansDC on Dec 20, 2009 12:32 PM CST reply actions  

incognito

is available

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by texanphil on Dec 20, 2009 12:32 PM CST reply actions  

this is starting to remind me of the Jets game

3rd and long, no problem for a rookie QB

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by texanphil on Dec 20, 2009 12:33 PM CST reply actions  

Null = Alex Smith

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 20, 2009 12:33 PM CST reply actions  

POLLARD FOREVER!

LOL

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 20, 2009 12:33 PM CST reply actions  

I recommend blitzing

Cushing on every play

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by texanphil on Dec 20, 2009 12:35 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

I'll bring the weapon

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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 20, 2009 12:38 PM CST up reply actions  

My theory is you go with a grenade

If you throw it at him, there is no way he’ll hold onto it long enough to get rid of it before it goes off.

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by riversmccown on Dec 20, 2009 12:39 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

we need more plays

where CB is blocking. Thats why we start him/pay him the big bucks.

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by texanphil on Dec 20, 2009 12:38 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd rather see him at Denny's

Sure, a Grand Slam plate or two might get broken, but at least they can always make a new one.

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by riversmccown on Dec 20, 2009 12:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Gonna leave the thread here

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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 20, 2009 12:38 PM CST reply actions  

get lost

looser

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by texanphil on Dec 20, 2009 12:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Thats a lot of running

for no gain

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 20, 2009 12:41 PM CST reply actions  

David Anderson

How did I know he was gonna make that man miss

by VAnumba80 on Dec 20, 2009 12:43 PM CST reply actions  

Wow.

KW got covered by a lineman. That was impressive, cannot lie.

by TexansDC on Dec 20, 2009 12:43 PM CST reply actions  

hey can y'all

keep me updated on the cleveland – kc game

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by texanphil on Dec 20, 2009 12:44 PM CST reply actions  

QUIT GIVING CHRIS BROWN THE FUCKING BALL!!!!

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 20, 2009 12:44 PM CST reply actions  

WTF

Schaub having to make the 1st?

by Xetuoh on Dec 20, 2009 12:44 PM CST reply actions  

Important question:

If Kubiak coming back means Chris Brown coming back, does that change the mind of anyone who wants him here?

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by riversmccown on Dec 20, 2009 12:44 PM CST reply actions  

I'm one of the ones who wants hime gone anyways

But you just convinced me I was making the right choice.

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 20, 2009 12:46 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't mind

Chris Brown as a RB3 next year.

If we get a late round RB3 then he can go, but I don’t see us getting two RB’s and I don’t see Moats on the team next year.

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by texanphil on Dec 20, 2009 12:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh

Personally I’m a fan of going with a 53 man roster. 52 hasn’t worked out so well for us.

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by riversmccown on Dec 20, 2009 12:48 PM CST up reply actions  

We are making the rams d look like the fucking steel curtain

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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 20, 2009 12:46 PM CST reply actions  

and you know what warms my cockles?

Seeing Brian Russell and John Busing on the field at the same time.

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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 20, 2009 12:46 PM CST reply actions  

The problem with these guys

They’re gritty, but they just don’t have any swagger. Not like Keith Null, anyway.

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by riversmccown on Dec 20, 2009 12:47 PM CST up reply actions  

I think we're making Null beat us

it really is the best strategy.

Now blitz!

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by texanphil on Dec 20, 2009 12:48 PM CST reply actions  

SHit

Dunta was beat.

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 20, 2009 12:49 PM CST reply actions  

The coverage by the very BEAT Dunta

I think that is what you meant to say, Harlan.

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by riversmccown on Dec 20, 2009 12:49 PM CST reply actions  

Ugh, lucky spot

Plus Pollard got beat. Bad bad bad.

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by riversmccown on Dec 20, 2009 12:50 PM CST reply actions  

Bad Challenge.

It’s the Rams. It’s not even at midfield. Stop.

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by riversmccown on Dec 20, 2009 12:50 PM CST reply actions  

i think

he mita stepped outta bounds like 4 yds b4 the 1st…

by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Dec 20, 2009 12:50 PM CST reply actions  

damn

is wish they would spot the ball where he actually went out of bounds…

Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

by Kiratomi on Dec 20, 2009 12:51 PM CST reply actions  

Lame challenge

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 20, 2009 12:52 PM CST reply actions  

wow, bad fucking call

Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

by Kiratomi on Dec 20, 2009 12:54 PM CST reply actions  

Oh my god

LINE UP ON THE DAMN LOS

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by riversmccown on Dec 20, 2009 12:55 PM CST reply actions  

This seems

like good advice that should not be all that hard to follow.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 20, 2009 12:57 PM CST up reply actions  

fuck

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 20, 2009 12:55 PM CST reply actions  

Pollard whiffed

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 20, 2009 12:56 PM CST reply actions  

If the Rams were a real team

The score would be 17-3. Look at the bright side.

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by riversmccown on Dec 20, 2009 12:56 PM CST reply actions  

Busing lost containment there

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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 20, 2009 12:57 PM CST reply actions  

oops, I mean pollard

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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 20, 2009 12:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Like all that pressure on the QB?

Elite.

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 20, 2009 12:58 PM CST reply actions  

No, it wasn't

The throw was just too deep. Avery had him beat. Again.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 20, 2009 12:59 PM CST up reply actions  

So, if nothing else...

Spags has realized that throwing at Cunta is a good idea regardless of down, distance, or assignment. Great.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 20, 2009 12:59 PM CST reply actions  

and are we purposely matching him with avery?

wtf.

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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 20, 2009 12:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Gary "Danger" Kubiak

It’s more than a middle name; it’s a way of life.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 20, 2009 12:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Kubiak is a good ol Houston boy

He just wants Coogs House to get some love.

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by riversmccown on Dec 20, 2009 1:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Possible

Though I think “he went to A&M, so he’s probably mildly retarded” is a more likely answer.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 20, 2009 1:01 PM CST up reply actions  

too obvious

for someone of your stature

Mount Cody in round 1

by texanphil on Dec 20, 2009 1:01 PM CST up reply actions  

True.

But I’m drunk and pretty irritated.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 20, 2009 1:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Wish Dunta

would go for a high-speed ride in the back of his babymama’s truck.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 20, 2009 1:00 PM CST up reply actions  

This is where Matt's a viking!

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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 20, 2009 1:01 PM CST up reply actions  

/rapes

/pillages
/defecates in an alley

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 20, 2009 1:11 PM CST up reply actions  

He would hold out

Until she promised not to franchise him NEXT time.

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 20, 2009 1:02 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Nice

Rec’d

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 20, 2009 1:03 PM CST up reply actions  

he'd dive

at the truck’s tires

Mount Cody in round 1

by texanphil on Dec 20, 2009 1:02 PM CST up reply actions  

It's say

“Pay me Rick” instead of Uni-Royal?

by Xetuoh on Dec 20, 2009 1:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Or just...

would watch the truck go by and then look stupid trying to chase it down.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 20, 2009 1:04 PM CST up reply actions  

What is the Time of Posession?

Seems like we havent been on offense in forever.

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 20, 2009 12:59 PM CST reply actions  

Exactly

Just take out your fucking Johnson already

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by riversmccown on Dec 20, 2009 1:04 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

Okay

The first button is undone

by kozanack on Dec 20, 2009 1:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Do we slam it home...

or just bust in our pants in embarrassing fashion here?

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 20, 2009 1:06 PM CST up reply actions  

AJ!

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 20, 2009 1:04 PM CST reply actions  

Well, this just got a hell of a lot better.

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 20, 2009 1:05 PM CST reply actions  

LOL

Bastard.

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 20, 2009 1:06 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought

he was gonna pass it…. for a second

Mount Cody in round 1

by texanphil on Dec 20, 2009 1:06 PM CST reply actions  

Fade.AJ.

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 20, 2009 1:08 PM CST reply actions  

God

damnit

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 20, 2009 1:09 PM CST reply actions  

Well, shit

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 20, 2009 1:09 PM CST reply actions  

Owen Daniels makes that catch

James Casey probably makes that catch

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by riversmccown on Dec 20, 2009 1:09 PM CST reply actions  

BFD

probably doesn’t make the catch, but he looks less awkward missing it.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 20, 2009 1:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Lets not go crazy here...

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 20, 2009 1:10 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm just going by...

what I hear from Mrs. FD

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 20, 2009 1:11 PM CST up reply actions  

I make that catch blind

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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 20, 2009 1:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Fuck, I miss OD!

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 20, 2009 1:09 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Fuck

No more passes to Dreesen in the end zone. It’s always a disaster.

by LedTexan on Dec 20, 2009 1:10 PM CST reply actions  

this is why we don't win against the Colts

we’ll win this game, but we do this same thing against the Colts over and over again.

Mount Cody in round 1

by texanphil on Dec 20, 2009 1:10 PM CST reply actions  

Christ...

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 20, 2009 1:11 PM CST reply actions  

Shouldnt the facemasks have offset each other?

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 20, 2009 1:13 PM CST reply actions  

Only

in a fair and just world.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 20, 2009 1:13 PM CST up reply actions  

we've used up our good luck this year

Vodka Collins fumbled their winning drive away

Mount Cody in round 1

by texanphil on Dec 20, 2009 1:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Dear Jesus,

Really? I mean… yeah… a lot of us are assholes. I don’t dispute that. But it’s not the team’s fault. Don’t punish them just because I am making dead-football-player jokes.

Love,
Matt

P.S. Fuck McNair and the Tennessee Titans’ fans.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 20, 2009 1:13 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Wow

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Dec 20, 2009 1:13 PM CST reply actions  

Did they really...

just lump Archie Manning in with Walter Payton and Barry Sanders? For real?

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 20, 2009 1:14 PM CST reply actions  

And Brandon Marshall is the best WR in the NFL right now.

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 20, 2009 1:14 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd by THAT

before I’d believe Archie Manning was ever even an above average NFL QB. Or that his early career has any similarities to a running back’s. Or even that it’s not a league-wide conspiracy to find new and more annoying ways to mention the Mannings.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 20, 2009 1:16 PM CST up reply actions  

They're

bringing the dead to bear for your ways..

by Xetuoh on Dec 20, 2009 1:15 PM CST up reply actions  

I should have known

this day would come.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 20, 2009 1:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Look on the bright side

Amendola’s return for a short field a quick score gives us a chance to play the 2 minute drill before the half.

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Dec 20, 2009 1:16 PM CST reply actions  

Because

we’ve been so effective so far?

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 20, 2009 1:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Gary will just run the Offense through Chris Brown anyways...

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 20, 2009 1:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Ah...

they typical game day open thread vibe. Loving it

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Dec 20, 2009 1:18 PM CST up reply actions  

this team is playing like shit

Our defense, especially pass rush, is embarrassing.

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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 20, 2009 1:16 PM CST reply actions  

Against a team...

that has given up, what, 3829 sacks this season?

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 20, 2009 1:17 PM CST up reply actions  

We have a pass rush?

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 20, 2009 1:17 PM CST up reply actions  

yes, his name is pollard apparently

Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

by Kiratomi on Dec 20, 2009 1:18 PM CST up reply actions  

ok, stat guy

then don’t throw around any stats that say we have a BAD defense.

Mount Cody in round 1

by texanphil on Dec 20, 2009 1:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Um...

St. Louis is moving the ball on us fairly easily. You don’t think that’s a mark of a subpar defense?

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 20, 2009 1:22 PM CST up reply actions  

we are playing poorly

I never claimed any differently

Mount Cody in round 1

by texanphil on Dec 20, 2009 1:24 PM CST up reply actions  

OK

Rephrasing: Do you think our defense, over the course of the season, is really one of the ten best in the league?

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 20, 2009 1:25 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't like the use of stats in this area

I’m on record as saying that.

I really want us to finish in the top 10 in defense statistically so the dudes who think our defense is putrid can’t use stats to prove this.

Its a long story.

Mount Cody in round 1

by texanphil on Dec 20, 2009 1:26 PM CST up reply actions  

OK

that’s fair. And I even see what you’re saying.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 20, 2009 1:27 PM CST up reply actions  

It's not that I don't like stats

It’s that I just don’t think the stats you are using as benchmarks are worthwhile.

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by riversmccown on Dec 20, 2009 1:23 PM CST up reply actions  

its that you only like stats that show

we have a bad defense?

sounds VYish

Mount Cody in round 1

by texanphil on Dec 20, 2009 1:24 PM CST up reply actions  

You're right

I have never complimented the defense in any way, shape, or form.

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by riversmccown on Dec 20, 2009 1:25 PM CST up reply actions  

all I'm saying is

stats can be manipulated to prove anything.

You like certain stats. I can manipulate stats to show nearly whatever I want.

Even that we have a decent to good defense.

Mount Cody in round 1

by texanphil on Dec 20, 2009 1:28 PM CST up reply actions  

I like certain stats

That are advanced and proven to be predicative. I use them to back up what I see with my eyes. Should you come up with researched stats that prove to be more predicative, I’d love to see them.

I’ve never said the defense is Richard Smith bad. I’ve said it can be a whole lot better. I just don’t get the beef here.

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by riversmccown on Dec 20, 2009 1:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Pay Me, Rick!

You see how I trip over the WR who fell down after beating me at the goalline?!? Yeah, man! Pay me!!!

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 20, 2009 1:18 PM CST reply actions  

haha solomon

dunta was beat there…it was a bad throw…he wuda scored

by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Dec 20, 2009 1:18 PM CST reply actions  

cribbs

going all ted ginn on us…his second KR TD of the game…

by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Dec 20, 2009 1:19 PM CST reply actions  

What?

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 20, 2009 1:20 PM CST reply actions  

HAHA!

Hilarious!

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 20, 2009 1:20 PM CST reply actions  

Weed

I looks like Kubiak smoked with with the team before the game instead of at halftime today.

by texans will win on Dec 20, 2009 1:20 PM CST reply actions  

You're clever.

And your dad doesn’t wish he’d pulled out.

(Both of those statements are lies.)

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 20, 2009 1:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow

You even got banned from the Jets blog. You’re classless on an infinite level.

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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 20, 2009 1:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Dunta

I mean this wholeheartedly: I hope you die. For real. Like murdered in front of your mother on Christmas morning, you cocksucking piece of dogshit.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 20, 2009 1:21 PM CST reply actions  

Amendola scores

I’ve hated him for a while

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Dec 20, 2009 1:21 PM CST reply actions  

unbefuckinglievable

get dunta off the field. NOW.

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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 20, 2009 1:21 PM CST reply actions  

hey

we could be the rams? oh wait…

by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Dec 20, 2009 1:21 PM CST reply actions  

so

Today Dunta has been called “fleet footed” and “one of the better cover corners”. The announcers also advised not to throw his way. Research, anyone?

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Still waiting...

by DreKeem on Dec 20, 2009 1:21 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Just pay me!

For the Grey Dog outta town you fucking gimp…

by Xetuoh on Dec 20, 2009 1:23 PM CST reply actions  

Way to throw at his ankles

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Dec 20, 2009 1:24 PM CST reply actions  

I'm guessing we dont have any TO's left do we?

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Dec 20, 2009 1:25 PM CST reply actions  

Nope

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 20, 2009 1:25 PM CST reply actions  

Here come a miss.

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 20, 2009 1:26 PM CST reply actions  

Wow

What a hurry up offense. Disgusting

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Dec 20, 2009 1:26 PM CST reply actions  

We moved the ball 40 yards for a fg attempt

Sure it could have went better, but hardly "disgusting.

by Bryan72076 on Dec 20, 2009 1:27 PM CST up reply actions  

The lolligagging to the LOS is disgusting

No hustle

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Dec 20, 2009 1:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Kris Brown

is automatic. This is money, baby.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 20, 2009 1:26 PM CST reply actions  

Shit.

I tried. I really did.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 20, 2009 1:26 PM CST up reply actions  

No good

No shit

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Dec 20, 2009 1:26 PM CST reply actions  

Ugh.

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 20, 2009 1:26 PM CST reply actions  

This is what I see...

- Too much attempt at establishing a running game with our 30th ranked run game.
- Penalties. We don’t know where the LOS is.
- Those penalties are giving the Rams manageable 3rd downs.
- Dunta.
- Not enough Andre.
- TE who has dropped some passes.

by TexansDC on Dec 20, 2009 1:27 PM CST reply actions  

The PERFECT 1st half

1. Dunta sucks.
2. No pass rush
3. Offensive mental mistakes
4. Clutch fumbles
5. Kris Brown

And there’s your 2009 season in a nutshell.

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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 20, 2009 1:27 PM CST reply actions  

playoffs....ROFL....

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by TexansForever on Dec 20, 2009 1:27 PM CST reply actions  

damn it

whats a reasonable round to draft a kicker???

I Hate You

by Joe25 on Dec 20, 2009 1:28 PM CST reply actions  

i say we take Tiffin from Bama

or Hunter Lawrence from Texas with the top pick next year.

;)

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Dec 20, 2009 1:28 PM CST up reply actions  

we need Alex Henery from Nebraska.

the dude can kick em up to 60 yards and rarely misses.

Looking forward to not having an 8-8 year!

by BattleRedHusker on Dec 20, 2009 1:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Haha

I’d take him as well

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Dec 20, 2009 1:31 PM CST up reply actions  

I want clutch kickers with great accuracy and length

All 3 have them. I dont see any difference between the two except that Lawrence wasnt the offensive MVP for their respective team.
;)

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Dec 20, 2009 1:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow

Taking it seriously I see.

Get off your knees Greg, you're blowin' the game.

by kriess on Dec 20, 2009 1:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Except Lawrence's 46 yarder was his career long.

And he barely got it in.

Henery is the only one that’s worth drafting on day 2.

by TexansDC on Dec 20, 2009 1:35 PM CST up reply actions  

are we the Raiders?

if so. Round 1

Looking forward to not having an 8-8 year!

by BattleRedHusker on Dec 20, 2009 1:28 PM CST up reply actions  

+1

for beating me to this

Mount Cody in round 1

by texanphil on Dec 20, 2009 1:29 PM CST up reply actions  

but really thats because

he had the fastest 40 time a kicker has ever had at the combine

Mount Cody in round 1

by texanphil on Dec 20, 2009 1:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Glad

I stocked up with holiday cheer..(I’ll cry later…these fukker’s)

by Xetuoh on Dec 20, 2009 1:29 PM CST reply actions  

2nd half thread is up

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by Mike Kerns on Dec 20, 2009 1:30 PM CST reply actions  

kick in the teeth

vince is haveing A great game

I Hate You

by Joe25 on Dec 20, 2009 1:31 PM CST reply actions  

Our running game is getting stopped cold

By the fucking Rams.

We don’t have any pass rush. Against the Rams’ backups.

FML.

Sure hope we come out strong in the second half.

And, the Rams have figured out the target-Dunta-at-every-opportunity offense.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 20, 2009 1:31 PM CST reply actions  

To be fair

Our running game sucks. It’s among the worst in the NFL. Why we continue to run it is beyond me.

by TexansDC on Dec 20, 2009 1:33 PM CST up reply actions  

to be fair

Their run defense is one of the worst in the league

by nolander on Dec 20, 2009 1:35 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

mario

somone give him a freakin red and white spotted mushroom

I Hate You

by Joe25 on Dec 20, 2009 1:42 PM CST reply actions  

Hell

two snaps with an invincibility star would suit me fine.

Yay, sports.

by MDC on Dec 20, 2009 1:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Jets lost, that's a bonus!

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Dec 20, 2009 3:02 PM CST reply actions  

No, if the Jets win out

and take the Division, it works out better for us.

But if they lose out, that helps too.

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