Sunday Open Thread: More Football Threading
by bigfatdrunk on Dec 20, 2009 3:09 PM CST
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PrintKick it here to talk about the day's activities after the Texans' massacre of the Rams.
Well, not so much massacre as much as eek.
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I was asked to talk about something for work, and I needed to whip out a big word (non-repudiation) to explain a concept.
As I started to explain the concept, one of the other people cut me off and asked me wtf that meant. I looked at them and explained: “I’m trying to embiggen your vocabulary, but your non-cromulent attitude upsets me.”
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
As a TTP
I question that this is the real bfd. I doubt he would use a word such as “people” in this instance. He would have called the offending individual an “unfuckingbelievable idiot” or such.
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
Since you do not know me, my attitude, or my personality, I ask that you not project who you think I am. Thank you.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
Still not believing it
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
I give this troll a 5/10
Be judgmental about the actions of the past, be hopeful about the actions of the future. -The Homers Creed
DaGoat
You are an offensive and humorless individual 1/2 the time. What’s your excuse?
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
Enough
This shit needs to stop.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
I don't know why you got upset in the first place
If you follow the link you provided, you would realize that I was just playing on the definition of “self-repudiation”
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
hes not upset, he was trolling, thats why I said that in reply. come on now.
Be judgmental about the actions of the past, be hopeful about the actions of the future. -The Homers Creed
I was trolling???
WTF?
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
by bigfatdrunk on Dec 21, 2009 10:08 AM CST up reply actions
stop it now you.
Be judgmental about the actions of the past, be hopeful about the actions of the future. -The Homers Creed
Quit it
No one is in a joking mood. Move on.
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
I hope you learned your internet lesson after you got trolled here.
Never try.
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by riversmccown on Dec 21, 2009 9:43 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah, you're right
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
by bigfatdrunk on Dec 21, 2009 10:01 AM CST up reply actions
Ok, so who am I supposed to be rooting for in the afternoon games?
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 20, 2009 3:20 PM CST reply actions
here's my take
Ravens – need to lose 2/3 (today would help)
Jets – now need to lose 1/2
Jax – now need to lose 1/2
So Ravens are the only big hurdle left. The other two are possible.
We may need the tits to lose 1/2 also, but I’m not sure which tie-breaker applies v. them.
We win the tie-breakers against Pit and Miami if we win next weekend.
Mount Cody in round 1
Tennessee is still a big hurdle too
"Every time you turn on ESPN you see Bama" - Earl Thomas' answer when asked what excites him most about the National Championship.
To all Houston sports fans, Houston is the 4th biggest city in America, there will be traffic on the way to your respective sports game. Come Early, Be Loud, Stay Late.
by TexasHoosier on Dec 20, 2009 3:29 PM CST up reply actions
Tits play SD next week.
NYJ plays Indy next week.
Jags play New England next week.
Baltimore and Pittsburgh play next week.
To add to that...
SD hasn’t clinched anything yet…(a win today and next week locks up the 2nd seed and the West)
NE can clinch the East with a win next week…
Indy can still go 16-0…and I’m sure they’ll play like they did last week.
So things look favorableish…..however, the Texans must win for any of it to matter.
As far as I can tell
Oakland at Denver – root for Oakland
Cincinnati at San Diego – Push
Chicago at Baltimre – root for Chicago
San Francisco at Philly – Push
Green Bay at Pittsburgh – root for Green Bay
Pitt can't hurt us
unless we lose a game, in which case we’ll need a LOT of help.
Mount Cody in round 1
We want the Texans to get to the playoffs without worrying about tiebreakers
Plus, we need the Steelers team to be angry when they play the Ravens.
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
no
but he scored a TD and pointed to the sky and then kneeled while looking at the sky for about 20 sec
"Every time you turn on ESPN you see Bama" - Earl Thomas' answer when asked what excites him most about the National Championship.
To all Houston sports fans, Houston is the 4th biggest city in America, there will be traffic on the way to your respective sports game. Come Early, Be Loud, Stay Late.
by TexasHoosier on Dec 20, 2009 4:12 PM CST up reply actions
Brandon Marshall
had Henry on his uni, which I think is cool. I wish Chad would’ve done it, as well.
Thanks!
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http://www.battleredblog.com
That was in warmups
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
Side note to tonight's game
Killtacular has a 1 point lead on me heading into tonight’s game, and he has Steve Smith vs. my Simeon Rice.
However, considering how many points I left on the bench, it shouldn’t even be close. Ugh.
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http://www.battleredblog.com
Simeon Rice is a retired DE
I hope he isnt on your fantasy team cause you will not win with him, but I think you mean Sidney Rice
"Every time you turn on ESPN you see Bama" - Earl Thomas' answer when asked what excites him most about the National Championship.
To all Houston sports fans, Houston is the 4th biggest city in America, there will be traffic on the way to your respective sports game. Come Early, Be Loud, Stay Late.
by TexasHoosier on Dec 20, 2009 7:50 PM CST up reply actions
HAHAHAHA!!!
That made me feel both old AND senile.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
haha i just thought you were drunk
"Every time you turn on ESPN you see Bama" - Earl Thomas' answer when asked what excites him most about the National Championship.
To all Houston sports fans, Houston is the 4th biggest city in America, there will be traffic on the way to your respective sports game. Come Early, Be Loud, Stay Late.
by TexasHoosier on Dec 20, 2009 7:53 PM CST up reply actions
Getting there
And where’s your new BFF DaGoat with his victory beer???
I bought some New Belgium Trippel. 7.8% alkihol. Yum.
I don’t go back to work for two weeks, the wife and kids are out, and the local bar is a Packers bar. In Austin. I know of three Packers bars and one Saints bar, but not a single Texans or cowfiskers bar. Funny, that.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
by bigfatdrunk on Dec 20, 2009 8:10 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Next week the AFC playoffs get off to an early start
Christmas Friday: San Diego (11-3) at Tennessee (7-7)
Sunday:
Houston (7-7) at Miami (7-7)
Baltimore (8-6) at Pittsburgh (7-7)
Jacksonville (7-7) at New England (9-5)
NY Jets (7-7) at Indianapolis (14-0)
Denver (8-6) at Philadelphia (9-5)
Next week is HUGE! And the Texans are apart of it all!
by TexansDC on Dec 20, 2009 6:53 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
I guess we’re hoping the AFC shapes up like this after next week:
Indianapolis 15-0
San Diego 12-3
Cincinnati 10-5
New England 10-5
Baltimore 9-6
Denver 8-7
Houston 8-7
Tennessee 7-8
Jacksonville 7-8
Miami 7-8
Pittsburgh 7-8
NY Jets 7-8
Dont we want Pitt to win??
If Pitt wins and everything holds to what you say, we would be tied for the 5th playoff spot with the Ravens, Broncos, and Steelers, instead of being tied for the 6th spot.
"Every time you turn on ESPN you see Bama" - Earl Thomas' answer when asked what excites him most about the National Championship.
To all Houston sports fans, Houston is the 4th biggest city in America, there will be traffic on the way to your respective sports game. Come Early, Be Loud, Stay Late.
by TexasHoosier on Dec 20, 2009 7:53 PM CST up reply actions
yes but in reality the Ravens and Steelers are only one spot if we all end up tied
because the way the tie breakers work is that they narrow it down to 1 team per division, so its kinda like 2 spots, 3 teams. Plus id rather have more WC spots available going into the final week
"Every time you turn on ESPN you see Bama" - Earl Thomas' answer when asked what excites him most about the National Championship.
To all Houston sports fans, Houston is the 4th biggest city in America, there will be traffic on the way to your respective sports game. Come Early, Be Loud, Stay Late.
by TexasHoosier on Dec 20, 2009 8:40 PM CST up reply actions
I've never heard of this tiebreaker rule.
I’ve seen divisions send 3 teams to the playoffs before.
I would think they would do head to head matchups…..and then conference records. I don’t see why they would eliminate from within divisions.
I had never heard of it before this season either
But its real and it may help or hurt the Texans. The reason 3 teams from one division can go is because the 2nd place team in that division is the clear 5 seed and the 6th seed can be won by tie breakers. Take 2007 for example: Jax at 11-5 is the clear 5 seed, Ten is 10-6 and wins the tie breaker over the Browns.
I think its stupid in a way because we could hold tie breakers over teams out of our division but if Jax or Ten are tied with us we would be royally screwed. I think the reason they eliminate within divisions is to help clear everything up because otherwise there could be years, like this one, where there is no team that holds a tie breaker over 4 or 5 other teams.
"Every time you turn on ESPN you see Bama" - Earl Thomas' answer when asked what excites him most about the National Championship.
To all Houston sports fans, Houston is the 4th biggest city in America, there will be traffic on the way to your respective sports game. Come Early, Be Loud, Stay Late.
by TexasHoosier on Dec 20, 2009 10:56 PM CST up reply actions
It's only if there is a tie with 3 or more teams
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
Yeh, duh
I think what I meant was, I don’t think there has been a tie for the last wildcard team spot with three or more teams
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
and its only if 2 of those teams are in the same division
but i guess thats obvious
"Every time you turn on ESPN you see Bama" - Earl Thomas' answer when asked what excites him most about the National Championship.
To all Houston sports fans, Houston is the 4th biggest city in America, there will be traffic on the way to your respective sports game. Come Early, Be Loud, Stay Late.
by TexasHoosier on Dec 22, 2009 12:03 AM CST up reply actions
Yes
two from the same division, at least three teams total, all tied for the same wildcard spot…the two from the same division go through the tie-breaker, so there is only one from that division; then the remaining teams go through the tie-breaker. Right, we got it.
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
also, if Baltimore wins against Pitt
they will officially hold the tie breaker over us due to conference record. They are now 6-4 while we are 4-6. If it comes down to just us and the Ravens, they would hold the tie breaker with a win next week.
"Every time you turn on ESPN you see Bama" - Earl Thomas' answer when asked what excites him most about the National Championship.
To all Houston sports fans, Houston is the 4th biggest city in America, there will be traffic on the way to your respective sports game. Come Early, Be Loud, Stay Late.
by TexasHoosier on Dec 20, 2009 8:42 PM CST up reply actions
Hopefully the good texans show up at miami and not the ones who played the rams.
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by TexansForever on Dec 20, 2009 7:21 PM CST up reply actions
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